Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3512_ play with

Debt Collection Office Employee: "...the mascot?"

Brother Yuemeng Yi: "The name of Lord Yu."

Debt collection staff:

"Sounds very festive."

"Better than the original name."

"Let's call it that from now on."

"Yes, just change it like that."

Me: "What was your original name?"

Debt collection office employee: "It has been changed, and the original name is invalid."

Hey, I haven't seen the official names of the peaks being invalidated after they have common names. Don't be too casual, and keep the fig leaf, okay?

Master: "Since none of them are willing to take you to play, I, as a master, have to suffer a bit. Follow me. Let's go."

"Master Yu, you don't seem to have any tasks today?"

"No, he took it, and the target is a Golden Core Stage."

"Why is the Golden Core Stage so big of a face and works at the peak of the Nascent Soul?"

Junior brother Bo Youxin, who was in the early stage of Jindan, raised his hand: "It was originally my task."

Master: "What? I don't seem to hear clearly?"

Bo Youxin: "It's a demonstration case that I'm not capable enough to ask Senior Yu for guidance."

Grandmaster: "Well, boy, it's cheap for you, come with me, and I will teach you on the spot when I teach my disciples and grandchildren."

Bo You worked hard, looked at me, and closed his eyes as if he was heartbroken: "Thank you, Senior Yu, for your guidance."

Me: "I heard that Senior Sister Gan Qi also worked in the debt collection office before?"

"Gan Qi? That crazy woman from Qixiu Peak? Yes, she is."

"Every time I see Leng Bi, I feel that he has a bad luck and is being stalked by a crazy woman. Otherwise, with Leng Bi's temperament, I think he has a chance to find a Taoist companion."

"Hopefully. What do you think Lengbi is good for? Gan Qi can go crazy to that extent, at least Lengbi has to pay half of the responsibility."

"What does it have to do with Lengbi? Didn't Gan Qi go crazy at our debt collection office?"

"Can a guy who has no foundation of madness enter the debt collection office? Does the debt collection office accept anyone who comes?"

"A cutie like Second Young Master is accepted."

"Second Young Master has been affected by the struggle for power and profit. After the bosses calm down, Second Young Master will definitely leave. It's different from Gan Qi who took the initiative to participate in it from the beginning and enjoyed it."

"Don't beat him to death with a stick, I think I'm quite normal."

"Don't worry, you will know how sick you are when your inner demon comes. Everyone here counts as one, and no one can escape, fellow patients."

"Second Young Master, you too, we don't want to curse you, but the Sect Leader's handling of this matter is too unreasonable. You see, the elder brother has expressed silent protest. You... Take it as a test. We will get through it, and we will endure it together .”

3513_Lots of lunatics

Me: "Since we all suffer from it, why not disband the debt collection office? We can think of other ways to deal with the debt collection work."

"It's that simple. If it's easy to replace, it won't last forever."

Me: "It's not simple, it's just that if it is a very problematic tradition, even if there is a lot of pain in the transformation process, it must be changed with pain, and it cannot be allowed to rot so full of mistakes and omissions."

"It's not that bad. In fact, part of the dark side of the debt collection agency is actively promoted by the employees here, including us. Everyone has a kind and gentle side, as well as a cruel and extreme side. Those negative emotions cannot Suppressing, not ignoring, not hurting one's own people, what should I do? The debt collection office is a channel for venting."

"It can be said that the staff of the debt collection office are all extremely negative emotions. We need to calm ourselves by hurting others. This is disgraceful, but we cannot avoid our disgrace."

"Almost all the people who come to work in the debt collection office will go through at least one catastrophe. Because the debt collection office has bad feng shui and attracts demon catastrophe? No, it is actually because the people who enter the debt collection office already have psychological problems. The debt collection agency just exposed that psychological problem in a more drastic way."

"If it is a person with a sound mind, he should be able to leave the debt collection office healthy, but if he spends a long time with a large number of lunatics, the healthy person will often go crazy in the end. Therefore, the debt collection office is really a It's a very dangerous place, Second Young Master, you must guard your sanity."

"Pei Meiren, we don't want to hurt you, but I'm afraid we can't completely control our actions, so you have to be careful."

"Senior Yu Zike can be trusted. He is already a big boss who has survived all the demons in the Nascent Soul stage. The crazy atmosphere of the debt collection office has no effect on him, so you can trust him."

I looked at my master.

Master: "There is a disease that makes me scare myself. Yes, there are many lunatics in the debt collection office, but it does not mean that the debt collection office can turn normal people into lunatics, nor does it mean that everyone will lose control in the debt collection office. Elder Qi Xi came to collect debts Even if he stays for 100 years, he will still be that impulsive but soft-hearted bastard."

I habitually said: "Master, would you call Uncle Qi a 'baby' in person?"

Grandmaster: "Do you think I haven't called it? Your master, although my cultivation speed is not very good, but my qualifications are definitely deep enough. When Qi Xi built his foundation in advance, I even laughed at him face to face. He still hates him."

Hey, little martial uncle, you were in the Nascent Soul stage when you established the foundation.The Nascent Soul stage mocked the seven-year-old child who had just established the foundation, what are you trying to do?

Master: "Do you know your master why I have been working in the debt collection office for many years? Because my heart is bitter."

People around start to retreat, or pretend to be doing other things.

3514_Master and Apprentice

Grandmaster: "Think about it, when I took your father as an apprentice, I was in the Nascent Soul stage, and he was at the peak of Qi training, and then I watched him enter the foundation, enter the golden core, and rush to the late stage of the transformation of the gods. In the Nascent Soul stage. Alas, the emotions of envy, jealousy and hatred are filling my chest, how can I not vent this emotion?"

Me: "...It's not too bad to be able to express jealousy frankly. Master, please do your best, and there is hope for you to become a god in your lifetime."

Master: "Hey, I want you to encourage me? You little brat, you know how to transform into a god."

Me: "If you don't understand, it doesn't mean you can't help me. When my father became the god of transformation, it was thanks to the master for your guidance. Although you didn't really understand the god of transformation at the time, you understood my father and what kind of Things are in his favor, you have found the direction for him to try, and my father has found his own way in the process of the test. This is the meaning of master."

Me: "On the other hand, you watched closely the whole process of your apprentice becoming a god, which you deeply understood, and participated in that process shallowly, and you also found your own path, a more accurate path, from it, so you Touched the door of becoming a god. This is the meaning of apprentice."

Grandmaster: "Do you know what a master and apprentice are without entering the Nascent Soul?"

Me: "I'm still a top-three visiting elder who is not a top-notch sect. There is nothing wrong with my cultivation level teaching disciples at Jingjin Peak, although in fact I don't dare, for fear that my Yunxiazong's thinking will mislead them. Feng’s way, but I really know a little about master and apprentice.”

Me: "Besides, even if I don't have the experience of being a master, I still have many years of experience as an apprentice. I know how important the existence of a master is. It's very important. It's the confidence in my heart, it's a presumptuous reliance, and it's a home."

Master: "Are you sure you have normal experience as an apprentice? You and Pei Ji are father and son first, and master and apprentice second."

Me: "No, they are both father and son, but also master and apprentice. It is a parallel relationship. If the relationship between me and my father is not as strong as the relationship between me and his father and son, then my father will definitely find me a more suitable master. As long as He thinks that he can't be the most suitable master for me, so he will definitely find the most suitable one for me, and let me learn another teacher when I enter Foundation Establishment."

Me: "My father finally chose himself to be my master, which means he is convinced that he is the most suitable master for me. The most, unique and irreplaceable."

3515_ Every move is a ritual

Master: "Pei Ji and you didn't hold an apprenticeship ceremony, do you think this means that he is not so sure?"

Me: "It only means that he is convinced that no ceremony is needed to strengthen his conviction, and it also means that he is sure that even if there is no ceremony, neither I nor my brothers and sisters will doubt that he is the most suitable master for us. "

Me: "'Ceremony' is more of a signal to the outside world, using rituals to express one's attitude to the outside world, but rituals are never the most important thing, what matters is the thing itself."

Me: "Jianzong's ceremonies are generally recognized to be rare, because Jianzong's firmness no longer needs external reinforcements. My own words and deeds do not need to follow the inherent rules, they are already rituals. My father is excellent in sword cultivation. If my speed is not inferior to the best elder of Jianzong, then when my father actually taught me, he had already made his apprenticeship ceremony."

Me: "Every lesson my father teaches me and my brothers and sisters is a ceremony; every sentence of teaching and guidance is a declaration of acceptance. There is no need for more, and there are already more and more."

Master looked around at the employees of the debt collection office who came over after leaving: "Do you understand? The Nascent Soul stage who have been apprenticed, and the Golden Core peaks who are about to accept apprentices?"

A Nascent Soul Senior Sister: "Is Pei San's words reliable?"

Grandmaster: "At the middle stage of the golden core, there is no apprentice. Do you think it is reliable? Let you refer to it, who made you believe it? Children who have just started? Believe everything you hear?"

Hey, you hurt my young heart, and why discriminate against children?Trust is also a kind of ability, as long as it is used in the right place, "believing" is not a mistake.

The master waved his hand: "It's all gone. Let's go, two bastards, I will take you to bully people to play."

Bo Youxin: "Actually, Senior Yu is busy teaching his disciples and grandchildren, so don't worry about me. I'll just check the mission records later."

Grandmaster: "When did the ancestor of Yunxia teach his disciples? The disciples are all taught by the master, or by other disciples of the master. The master only cares about the disciples."

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