Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3508_Taunt skill

Dad: "Go if you want to go, don't go if you don't want to go."

Me: "Is the debt collection office fun? I don't know if it's fun or not. I don't have a basis for judging whether to go or not. Although listening to what the head uncle said and the elder brother's supplement, it seems that there are really small things that I need to do, but since I didn't say it clearly , and I didn’t use an order, which means it’s really just a trivial matter. Even if I don’t do it, it won’t embarrass them too much.”

Me: "So, if the debt collection office is not fun and makes me feel bad, I won't go there. I won't feel too guilty if the debt collection office is not very fun. It's fun, but it's not too bad. In order to make the elder brother and the master master feel more relaxed, I can also deal with it. Of course, if the debt collection office is fun, I can help the elder brother and them, and at the same time I can play it myself If you're happy, it's even better."

Senior Liao Li glanced at me, then looked into the distance, and said: "If you are not satisfied with the apprentice, you can expel the apprentice from the school, or be more friendly, and change the master for the apprentice, but if you are not satisfied with the son...you can cut off the father and son." The relationship is difficult, isn't it?"

What made you feel so emotional?I don't think my previous speech is very bearish?On the contrary, it is quite reasonable?

The cat-shaped Pei Bing jumped into my arms: "Compared to your own regular speech, it is not a bear, but if you compare it with the general Jindan stage's speech in front of the god transformation stage..."

Xiao Sui dragged Pei Bingmao into the ice garden and buried it in the pile of leaves.

Father: "Did Fellow Daoist Liao ever take in an apprentice? He actually made such an exclamation. But even if he did, since he has never raised his own son, there is no way to compare it. It is still inappropriate to sigh casually."

Senior Liao Li: "..."

The old man must have had serious conflicts with Senior Liao, that's why the old man was so sarcastic when he spoke.Dad is very restrained towards his peers now, and his taunting skills are generally used on me.

After all, Senior Liao is not a good-tempered person. Although he was patient with Dad and Elder Yang because of some concerns that I don't know, he finally couldn't help it at this time, and taunted back: "It's just luck to have a son. Don't you think it's superficial to show off such irreproducible things instead of cultivating strength?"

Senior Liao's taunting skills are obviously not as good as my father's point, and his painful feet are too biased, which is basically equivalent to catching the air - do you know how many masters in the world can want to show off so superficially?

3509_ Come whenever you want, but you may not be able to leave if you want

Dad: "Is there still such a thing as pure luck in the stage of becoming a god? Fellow Daoist Liao, give me two examples to give me a lot of insight?"

Senior Liao was questioned again.

I kindly helped: "Does it count if you can find a Taoist companion? Two people who have nothing to do with each other, the Tao is completely compatible. Is this inevitable?"

Senior Liao found a counterattack point: "My son?"

The old man grabbed my collar, answered "yes, a debt collector I raised with my own hands", and threw me out of Peifeng.I rolled uncontrollably a few times in the air before realizing I was being thrown in the direction of the debt collection office.

Apparently Dad didn't think I'd have anything very repulsive about me at the debt collectors.

Pei Bing, who didn't learn from his lesson, resolutely complained to me: "It can't be worse than you." Then he was tied up into a haystack by the little follower.Pei Bing, who couldn't move his hands, opened his mouth to eat the grass blades around his mouth - produced by Bing Huayuan - with relish.

I landed at the door of the debt collection office, and greeted Senior Brother Yuemeng Yi who was holding a sword: "My father sent me here."

Brother Yue: "It's like parents sending kindergarten children to school."

Should I cry a few times to show that I don't want to go to school, because I was forced?

Brother Yue slowly held the sword flower, with a slightly threatening intention, but it didn't take long for him to be cool, and my master ancestor pushed it away with one hand.Brother Yue not only ruined his cool and handsome appearance, but also almost fell into the black history - someone next to him was ready to take a photo.

The rogue aura of the master asked me: "Are you sure you want to come? After entering this door, you can't get out without peeling off your skin."

...It seems that the people who asked me to come only said that I can 'come whenever I want', but no one said that I can 'leave whenever I want'?

Me: "What is the degree of delamination?"

Senior brother Yuemeng Yi: "Master Yu, it's really not good, the little beauty is so good, how can you be willing?"

Grandmaster: "People are very malleable. Pei Ji used to be so straight that he could only hit a wall, but later he was so insidious that Confucianism cultivators couldn't tell. Just practice more, as long as the person concerned is interested in practicing."

...Actually, I'm not sure I'm interested.

Master: "Baby, I'll give you one last chance to retreat. The countdown is three seconds, and if you don't leave when I count to zero, you're messing with us. Before you make a name for yourself, your father will save you when you come." Not you."

Me: "Because my father doesn't want to defy you openly?"

Master finished counting in a second: "Three two one zero."

Me: "You are talking about three seconds countdown, not three countdown beeps."

Grandmaster: "Let me give you two seconds to answer your question: because your father can't beat the elders of our debt collection office, and the elders of our debt collection office have already left the customs."

3510_office

Me: "What is the ranking list of our Yunxia Sect elders? I haven't been able to find clear information. I always think that my father is the strongest."

Grandmaster: "I don't know, they didn't catch two or two seriously and beat them seriously. In comparison, the elders of the Disciplinary Department need to arrest other elders and be punished from time to time, so they show more force value. But the matter of arresting the wrong person The person who made the mistake was already three points weak before being arrested, and he would not resist arrest, at most a symbolic protest, so the discipline department can punish all the elders does not mean that the three in the discipline department can win the whole sect when they compete seriously. Elder."

Grandmaster: "For example, Elder Guanghe. Don't look at him as a planter who doesn't count as a combat occupation, but if you really fight, your father will probably suffer."

Me: "I've heard rumors that Elder Guanghe can't beat my father."

Master: "How much can you believe the rumors? Rumors rely on the large number of people, and the Mahayana stage is weak in terms of numbers, and basically has no interest in gossip. Faced with rumors about yourself, you can ignore it. You can't grasp the dominance of the rumors at all. Anything that involves the evaluation of the God Transformation Mahayana period, just listen to it, don't be so stupid as to believe it."

Me: "Elder Yang Che Lu defeated Senior Liao Li, is this true? The result of the fight should be credible, right? Although the specific process or even whether he has fought or not is not certain."

Master Master grabbed my collar and lifted me up—the same way as my father, oh, wrong, it was my father who learned his master’s skills—and then carried me into the office of the debt collection office.

Why do I use an office 'field' instead of an office 'room', because the space of the debt collection office is very open.

The debt collection office is located on the main peak, on a mountain with a beautiful scenery, so it is convenient to invite debtors to discuss debt repayment matters carefully; if the debtors do not cooperate, then the place of conversation will be transferred to the inside of the mountain, where there are a large number of... which can be collectively called instruments of torture.

Don't be nervous, these instruments of torture are not often used. In fact, there are not many times when the debt collection peak entertains guests. Most of the debt collection matters are settled outside the Yunxia Sect.The beautiful scenery and terrifying torture tools on the debt collection peak are actually mainly used by the staff of the debt collection office for training and relaxation.

ah?Where do you train and where do you relax?

…Cultivators who major in attack generally prefer to conduct daily training in open areas, because indoors and mountains are not suitable for them to let go of their hands and feet.

3511_ mascot

The debt collection office does not welcome people to enter by mistake, so a barrier was set up on the periphery of the debt collection peak. If you rush in without the invitation or approval of the debt collection office, you will not be seriously injured, but you will definitely be the first person to rush in. The time was seized by the disciples on duty at the debt collection office, and the next stop was the discipline office.

Me: "Since outsiders are rarely brought in to deal with debt collection on the debt collection peak, basically only the disciples of this sect are there, why should the disciples of this sect be restricted to visit? Those in the mountain are probably not suitable for the public, especially It's a low-cultivation disciple who looks at it casually, but the scenery outside, including the cultivation aids, is actually very ordinary, isn't it?"

Master Zu glanced at Senior Brother Yuemeng Yi who was following us: "Brother asked you something, why are you so stupid?"

Senior Brother Yue: "Ah? It's not your grandparents... Oh, that, it's actually a buffer zone. When a barrier is set up, someone will break through the barrier to satisfy curiosity. It often happens, and there are even people who use this to play games of courage. If the barrier is set outside the entire peak, then we can catch them when they just set foot on the debt collection peak and are still feeling "it's just an ordinary view, it's also worthy of mystery". Inside the body, once they break through, they will face torture instruments that may still be dripping with blood."

Me: "Where did the blood come from?"

Brother Yue smiled: "There are few outsiders who visit the debt collection peak, but on average, there will be one or two people a year, and there will be a few people who will enter the mountain every ten years. It is rare for people to come, so we must treat them well." ,Right?"

Me: "What position does the master master arrange for me?"

Master: "Mascot."

...Ad hoc positions?What 'must do practical things' can this position have?

Me: "What is my job?"

Master: "When debtors howl in misery and are about to faint from fear, let them calm down."

Me: "Are you so considerate of the debtors? Then do they have to pay me an extra appearance fee?"

Master: "List it in the list of debts."

The other people in the debt collection office were very friendly when they saw me, but many people said directly: "My task targets don't need to relieve their mood. They are strong enough, but they need to destroy their toughness."

Me: "If every task object is like this, wouldn't it be unreasonable for the master master to say that you must let me do things? Most monks have strong psychological qualities, and those who need to be taken by the debt collection office are the best among them. The aspect is not certain, but the ability to withstand pressure is definitely enough. I have no need to appear as a mascot at all."