Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3476_bill

I don't know if Han Yituo felt threatened, but his expression was quite calm, and he said to me: "Thank you, I will remember it, if there is a chance... let's talk about it later."

Why does it seem to be a little bit of confession but ready to renege on it?

The debt collection office probably felt the same, and immediately handed over the form: "Congratulations to Fellow Daoist Han for your baby birth. These are the damages caused by your Nascent Soul Tribulation to the Yunxia Sect. We have already erased the change, please pay it off as soon as possible. Congratulations again on your successful baby birth. "

Only then did Han Yituo look around, took the bill silently, stared at the bill for a while, and then looked at Senior Brother Yi, who handed him the bill.

Han Yituo: "Senior Yue, I...money is tight for the time being."

Brother Yue: "Understood, so we didn't ask you to pay immediately. Considering that you have just entered the Nascent Soul and still need to stabilize your cultivation and adapt to the new way of life, we only ask you to pay it back within ten years. It shouldn't be mean. Bar?"

Han Yituo: "Of course it doesn't count, thank you senior and Yunxiazong for your understanding."

Brother Yue: "Be considerate of each other. Remember, within ten years, we will have to come to collect debts after the due date. Please try not to increase our workload, can you?"

Han Yituo: "...I will definitely remember."

Senior Brother Yue: "Thank you, Fellow Daoist Han, for your understanding. Congratulations again on your baby birth."

Han Yituo: "Thank you."

Han Yituo is really cute in front of Senior Brother Yue, have they dealt with each other before?

Brother Yue later told me: "In our line of work, there are three schools and nine streams, and we know a lot of people. The more troublesome people are, the more we know each other. On the contrary, those who are really well-behaved basically have no chance to contact us, and may not even know each other. The Damen faction has a special debt collection agency. I thought that the Damen faction would either reason kindly or use the sect to put pressure on outsiders. I don’t even think about how the "martial art" exerts pressure. If you raise a sign, others will be discouraged? It must be practical. , and it has to be a professional actual action, just a few random people smashing people up is not enough."

I:"……"

Senior Brother Yue: "Second Young Master, this job is really not good-looking, and it is easy to have psychological problems after working for a long time. You, be obedient, go to play with the Disciplinary Office when your skin itches. Really be obedient."

I:"……"

Master: "Yuemengyi scares you, but it's actually not that scary. You see, Han Yituo was scared when he saw Yuemengyi, and he didn't dare to give a fart. He will definitely pay off his debts within ten years and collect debts." Naturally, there will be no follow-up practical actions, and it is still very harmonious. When you can be reasonable, you must be reasonable. A monk with a slightly higher cultivation level is still more reasonable, so generally there is no need to go to a major that is too radical means."

Me: "I don't really want to read it...but I think it is more necessary to read it."

Grandmaster: "There is nothing necessary or unnecessary, just see it when you encounter it, don't avoid it, and don't force it if you don't encounter it."

3477_ speak out

His eyes returned to the moment when Han Yituo had just conceived a baby.After thanking the audience who politely congratulated him, Han Yituo walked up to me and remained silent.

Me: "Senior Han, do you have something to tell me?"

Han Yituo: "Didn't you have something to tell me? That's why I've been waiting here."

Me: "No, I just hope to perceive your Nascent Soul for as long as possible before you leave. You found out, I can perceive it."

Han Yituo: "Because it can be formed, and I can live until it is formed, you played an important role. My Nascent Soul contains a part of your breath."

This statement is a bit dangerous, and it seems that the next step is to kill the impact.

Me: "The retention of breath is only temporary, because your baby's birth is relatively rough, so it contains some foreign objects, and as you polish the Nascent Soul later, those foreign objects will be removed. Your Nascent Soul Only yours."

Han Yituo smiled: "Yes, you are right. Fellow Daoist Pei, I would like to thank you more formally, thank you. Although I don't want to admit it, I still have to say that you saved my life. In the future, if you need... Ugly words, I don't want to pay you back, because the benefits you get from this matter are not small, not only the benefits you get in the flower group secret realm, but also when I conceived a baby. , you almost saw the whole process of my childbirth from my perspective, and the value of this experience is also very high. So I can only say that if you need me to do something in the future, as long as I have no loss, I will definitely do it , but if I have a loss, I'm sorry, change something."

It's good to talk about it like this, at least I don't have to worry about being slaughtered by him who is impatient to repay his kindness.

Me: "Can I have a look at the information you know about the flower group secret realm? As much as possible, preferably in a jade slip." I handed out a piece of jade slip.

Han Yituo took it, and quickly returned the jade slips to me: "I'm only willing to give you this much, I've made it clear, it's not all."

When his voice fell, I had already scanned all the content, thanked him, and promised: "Don't worry, senior Han, I know that it was just a coincidence that I helped you conceive a baby, and I have already obtained enough benefits from it, that is, a fair , it doesn’t matter more kindness, and naturally there is no repayment.”

3478_Maybe who is stupid

I condensed an ice spirit plant, which was identical in appearance to the one that Han Yituo picked in the cuckoo's nest and had been used up when he conceived a baby. I also stuck a leaf of the cuckoo's nest spirit plant.

I pushed Bing Lingzhi to Han Yituo in the air: "Thank you for the secret information."

Han Yituo took Bing Lingzhi, paused for two seconds, and asked: "Can you give me a suit? It can be made of any material, as long as it can cover the body." Han Yituo should be considered naked now, but with The spiritual power made a layer of blindness.

I give him the clothes.

After putting it on, Han Yituo asked again: "Can you give me another basic storage bag and some broken spirit stones? Lingzhu is also fine."

I still complied with his request.

Han Yituo continued to ask: "Can I..."

"Hey, hey," Senior Sister Gan Qi, who hadn't left yet, couldn't stand it anymore, "Han Daoyou, Han Yituo, what do you mean? Bullying our little fool at our door?"

Han Yituo finished speaking: "Give me a small jade slip?"

I handed over the jade slip that he used just now.

After a while, Han Yituo threw the jade slip back to me, and glanced at Senior Sister Gan Qi: "Maybe who is stupid."

Sister Gan smashed it with a hammer——Senior Sister Gan is an instrument repairer, in the middle stage.

Han Yituo, who had just entered the early stage, dodged in embarrassment. The clothes he had just put on, which only had the effect of covering the body, were torn by the airflow rolled up by the hammer, and part of it was shredded.

I gave him another set as a gift, and gave him a friendly suggestion: "You still have to change into Nascent Soul-level clothes as soon as possible." Not only is it not to run naked in the attack of others, but also because you have just risen to a large level, and your control is relatively floating, so you don't encounter Attacking yourself from outsiders may also destroy things around you that are not defenseless enough.

Han Yituo: "Yes."

Senior Sister Gan recalled her hammer, threw it in her hand, and glanced at Han Yituo at the same time.

Han Yituo left, and finally said: "Contact me if there is something to do, I will help you if I can."

I thank you, and after Han Yituo leaves, I will thank Senior Sister Gan Qi again.

3479_ bad intentions

Senior Sister Gan: "One of the debt collection techniques is to use hard and soft."

Me: "...Sister Gan, are you from the debt collection office?"

Senior Sister Gan: "Not now, I worked there for a while during the golden elixir period, and survived the catastrophe of the demons there."

Me: "Are there many disciples who have survived the heart demon tribulation at the debt collection office?"

Senior Sister Gan: "That's a lot, I'm ashamed to say I've been in a debt collection office if I don't get through the demons once, because the debt collection office will encounter a lot of negative emotions. But it's not all negative, and sometimes I meet very interesting people. You In fact, I have some debt collection experience. When collecting portrait fees, although my skills are not enough, I made full use of your own advantages, which is quite good, but it is too much trouble. Generally, debt collection offices tend to handle it in a low-key manner, otherwise it is likely to have a bad effect."

Senior Sister Gan smiled maliciously: "Little fool, can you see that I am luring you into the debt collection office. Many people don't want you to come into contact with this, but I think you are not as fragile as they think. Although you are often stupid It's white and sweet, but that's the result of your own wishes, not just that."

Senior Sister Gan: "Go, let me see how black-hearted you can be." Then she dodged a sword that was slashing at her.

My own sister chopped it.

The elder sister slashed the air with a sword and struck back with another sword: "Gan Qi, who are you calling yourself sister to?"

Senior Sister Gan: "Senior Sister, Senior Sister Pei, Senior Sister, my concubine is still your apprentice's idol. You have to know, for a child in the rebellious period, the words of the master are not as good as an idol."

Old sister: "My apprentice has no idols with bad eyes."

Senior Sister Gan: "It's not up to you. It's the first time you teach an apprentice, and the skills are unfamiliar. The senior sister teaches you. You can't always use the tone of command when you lead the apprentice. Once the rebellious psychology is aroused, you want to press it again. Difficult."

I contacted my sister's apprentice, Pei Douxing: "I heard that you have an idol, what is it like? What kind of qualities do you particularly like?"

Pei Douxing: "...Huh?"

Me: "Isn't it? I heard from Sister Qixiu Ganqi."

"Oh, Aunt Gan," Pei Douxing raised his forehead, "No, I was implicated by Master. Aunt Gan just wanted to attract Master's attention, insisting that I worship Master Lengbi. Of course I do, and I worship Master Leng as a master The profession of beast master, but that is not the same thing as an idol, I even admire Elder Liu Jie even more."

Me: "Senior Sister Gan Qi said that Senior Brother Leng Bi is his concubine?"

Pei Douxing: "Uncle Lin, do you think it's appropriate to discuss this topic with an underage girl like me?"

Me: "Ten years old, isn't it the right age to be interested in this kind of topic?"