I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

"As a group of people who are serious materialists today, let alone believe in these things, even if they really see it, they will find all kinds of scientific development ideas to deny it. Don't worry, don't worry." Chang Fei took a picture familiarly He patted the other person on the shoulder and comforted him, "And we can't really keep this secret forever. One day, good things for mankind will know our existence, but it's just a matter of time."

After Chang Fei finished speaking, he added another question at the end, "By the way, do you have any paper?"

"Yes." Gongsun Xi handed the paper to Chang Fei, thought about what Chang Fei said, shook his head, and said, "Although I personally think what you said is very reasonable, but the old antiques will never accept what you said."

"Old antique? It's the world of our young people now, so why not just show them?" Chang Fei replied to Gongsun Xi while wiping the blood on his face and hands. He didn't have to worry about the blood on his clothes at all. It just disappeared.

On the other hand, Gongsun Xi didn't notice the abnormality on his body. Thinking of what he said, he thought for a while without understanding: "Do it for the old antiques? What do you do?"

"There is another way to break the mortal. If they look down on mortals, then show them the advantages of mortals."

In the end, Chang Fei was basically in a state of nonsense.

However, Gongsun Xi really listened to his words: "I don't know what advantages mortals have..."

"Then observe them until you find their strengths." After Changfei answered this sentence, she heard a crisp sound of "ding" from Yuelao Xiaobao.

Just wondering, she nodded vigorously as if Gongsun Xi had made up her mind: "Okay! I understand! I will try my best!"

"Oh, come on! Well, I have something urgent, so I won't talk to you. You can start with a mortal to observe. Don't worry, we are young now, and we will always satisfy those old antiques."

Chang Fei was so cheered up for Gongsun Xi that she opened the car door and went out.

Gongsun Xi nodded gratefully at Changfei, showing excitement: "Thank you, friend! I will work hard!"

"Well, come on!" Chang Fei clenched his fist at the other party, gave him a word of encouragement, and then closed the car door and left.

Gongsun Xi looked at the rearview mirror excitedly, trying to give herself an encouraging look, but at this moment she saw the bloody paper beside her, and then suddenly remembered her original intention of dragging Changfei into the car.

"Nimma, I was actually trapped in!" Gongsun Xi's roar came from behind Chang Fei, making Chang Fei look back a little puzzled, and then turned his head back, thinking about the words of the cultivator just now. The driver, I guess she really broke her brain, but fortunately she ran fast, otherwise it would be troublesome.

After moving his hands and feet, Chang Fei stood on tiptoe and started sprinting, wanting to test the speed of the cultivator's car.

But when she stepped forward, the person didn't run ahead, but ran towards the top!

Hey, he actually flew!The cultivator's car is really not an ordinary car!It even has a flight function? !

If the world of mortals and the world of comprehension communicate with each other, it will simply raise the civilization of the entire world a few steps!

This is so cool that people don't want it!

Changfei circled the sky a few times before finally controlling her behavior. The automatic invisibility function of the clothes was turned on for mortals. Changfei quickly found Changxun's whereabouts according to the display on the phone.

At this moment, Chang Xun was aiming at the top of the LZ company building with something that looked like a weapon in his hand, and a force was gathering towards the weapon in the young man's hand.

Chang Fei had time to think about how much his fiery brother didn't want to see his scumbag father, but no matter whether it was because of the crime of breaking the law or because of the crime of killing his father, Chang Fei was not prepared to just let the other party do whatever he wanted.

My mother can't always be in a stalemate with the scumbag daddy like this. As a child, although I can't choose my own parents, but since I have taken the initiative, I absolutely can't decide the life and death of my parents because of my emotions.

Thinking of this, Chang Fei rushed out without thinking, and snatched the weapon from Chang Xun's hand.

A chilly feeling stimulated Chang Fei to shiver involuntarily.

"What?!" At that time, Chang Xun just raised his hand, ready to throw the weapon in his hand, but he didn't expect this wave of hand, the expected situation didn't happen, he asked directly in surprise.

But how could there be anyone around to answer his question?

Chang Xun immediately looked around, no, no, no!Didn't see that weapon anywhere!

"It's actually fake and shoddy! Damn it!" Chang Xun was so angry that he swears, but he couldn't find the previous weapon.

Changxun didn't notice that there was a poor guy behind him who was frozen into a block of ice.

fake?Pit father's fake and shoddy!She, Chang Fei, just hoped that this thing would be a fake and shoddy thing!He was about to freeze to death!

In his next life, he will never share this matter again!

At this moment, Chang Fei and Chang Xun's mood has reached the same level, and on the other hand, the mood of the two brothers' parents has also surpassed the new heights of the two brothers.

"So, what are you doing back here? Isn't it just to prove to me that the Le Zhengfei I recognize is not my son, but the one you brought back?" Lezheng Tingyu sneered and stood In front of him, he firmly grasped Chang'er's shoulders, and his face was distorted.

He was very angry. He seemed to let this dead woman know that he hadn't forgotten her for more than ten years!

But this woman is good, she has to use a counterfeit to stimulate her, so she can't bear to stand up, what do you want to do now?To certify your son?

His own son wished he could kill him!Look what this woman has taught!

The second step of No. 70 to achieve Yuelao: Can you pretend to be an artifact without eating it!

In the face of fury, he made a statement [The son I found is a counterfeit, the son you brought back is the real one], Lezheng Tingyu, who was still chattering, originally wanted to make a good break with this man Chang Yu finally got angry.

She shook off the hands that were holding onto her shoulders, and pushed hard with one hand, causing Lezheng Tingyu, who was already taller than her, to stagger back a step.

Chang Yu took advantage of the situation to push the big president to the corner, pressed his hand against the wall fiercely, reached out and grabbed the opponent's chin, put it down forcefully, and kissed him forcefully.

This is not a simple kiss, Chang Fei and Chang Xun are watching outside, hot and cold!

Nima originally felt that Changfei was frozen, but in the end, how did the good quarrel turn into a mother, a scumbag, and a scumbag father, and there was such a most romantic... French kiss?

Especially why is my mother's kissing technique so perfect?That lightly touched the opponent's lips, carefully licked the corner of the opponent's mouth with his tongue, bit the opponent's lip with his teeth, and then sucked hard, making the opponent speechless... and then ...

10hit！15hit！17hit！21hit！25hit！28hit……

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahSeeing that, Chang Fei started to blush!Nima's mother is actually a master of love!

Look at the appearance of the scumbag father who has been abused a hundred times... like a girl with a slightly flushed face and tears in her eyes, trying to push her mother's body, but she was caught by her He pressed his wrist against the wall, twisted his body, but was firmly resisted by Chang Yu.

At 30 hits... Chang Yu finally let go, stared coldly at Lezheng Tingyu who seemed to be hugged by force, and asked, "Have you calmed down yet?"

"Hmm..." Lezheng Tingyu turned his head away "shyly", panting slightly, and responded with a hoarse voice.

Chang Yu glanced at his face, and angrily said: "If you dare to say any more of your messy remarks before, I will let you suffocate to death!"

Lezheng Tingyu heard the words and looked at Changyu with a sad face, as if she was an abandoned little daughter-in-law, causing two onlookers in the distance to almost fall from the eaves.

"Oh! Mom is a liar! You agreed to break up with that scumbag, and now you're reconciled?" Chang Xun stomped his feet angrily, and was about to jump off the stairs.

Chang Fei rolled her eyes fiercely, reconciliation?My stupid brother, can't you see that my mother is not emotional anymore?

This is shaking S... Mom is clearly a sadist in love!In his impression, the arrogant scum daddy was abused into a masochist in minutes...

Changfei deeply understands that she can offend her father in the future, but she will never offend her mother!Otherwise, wouldn't I have some bad and strange attribute awakening?

Shaking off the ice scum on her body, Chang Fei had the urge to sneeze seriously, wanting to see how her mother would teach the scumbag father a lesson, when she heard a burst of exclamation.

Subconsciously looking for that voice to see, when is there a group of policemen and reporters behind him? !

"Hello, dear viewers, we are actually filming the situation at the top of the Feilong Building! The mood of the teenager who tried to commit suicide seems to be very bad at the moment, and it seems that something has completely angered him! It makes him so overwhelmed! At this moment, a heroic policeman grabbed the boy's clothes the moment he jumped off! Everyone rushed up! Let's interview the boy!"

A dedicated female reporter has rushed up like a tiger. As she ran over, she excitedly talked loudly to the camera about what she saw.

Chang Fei was dumbfounded. He had only paid attention to the situation of his parents just now, and he didn't even notice that reporters and police found that the boy upstairs had come to "rescue" and "enlighten".

"Everyone, please look at the young man hanging below who tried to commit suicide. He seems to be wearing a Confucian uniform. This is because he is dissatisfied with today's society and wants to prove that we have forgotten our roots? Alright, now let Let's ask this boy what he thinks!"

'Hey, hey, hey... Eldest sister... Can you not be so eager to ask how a young man wants to jump off a building?Is it possible to let people "rescue" people first? '

Chang Fei's mouth twitched violently twice. How eager is this woman to get a news report?Or is it really too enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that the ice cubes on his body melted.

"So, young man, can you tell me why you want to commit suicide?" The female reporter asked loudly at Chang Xun who was already hanging in mid-air and was very uncomfortable. Her eyes were shining, and this posture...

"Get out—" Chang Xun was angry, he just wanted to jump down to ask his mother, who wants to be controlled in the air by these baffling guys!

Changxun struggled vigorously, but the police comrade held him tightly, yelling, "Little friend! Breaking up in love is a trivial matter, failing in exams is also a trivial matter, and being abused while playing games is also a trivial matter! If you If you jump down, you will no longer be able to experience some interesting events! Think about your parents, think about your girlfriend, how sad would they be if they knew you died?"

"Oh! I don't have a girlfriend! I don't have a father! Let go!" Chang Xun became even more angry when he heard this, and struggled harder.

Seeing that the police comrade's pants, which were half hung up, were about to be pulled down by his colleagues, the police comrade became anxious for a while: "No girlfriend? No dad? It doesn't matter! I'll be you!"

"Pfft..." Chang Fei and Chang Xun spat out a mouthful of old blood, what?Is this guy trying to steal his mother from them?No, is this preparing to engage in sex?

"You dare to touch my mother!" However, Changxun's attention was obviously more inclined to the former, and he was already waving his fists and was about to drag this brazen police comrade down together.

The female reporter on the side seemed to remember that the fire was not burning enough, and shouted loudly: "Is this suicide for love? Or for love? The forbidden love between father and son seems to make this teenager Feeling depressed in your heart, you can't make a choice in the end and choose to die!"

"Hey, hey, hey... The essence of the rotten girl has been exposed, okay... The tongue has become a heart..." Chang Fei, who was watching from the side, couldn't bear to witness this farce, Nima, this is too embarrassing, call It's good to move the rescuers.

On the other side, Chang Yu was nailing this seriously Lezheng Tingyu scolded: "I said, if you didn't trust me at the beginning, don't regret it. What do you mean by regretting it now? You and I have divorced a long time ago! The child almost had a miscarriage You were not by my side when the child was born, and you were not by my side when the child was born, but now you want to be the father of the child? Are you qualified? What qualifications do you have! Let me tell you, my child does not need a father! I……"

"Daddy, daddy, come home every night~" A nursery rhyme rang, interrupting Chang'an's reprimand.

Lezheng Tingyu looked at Changyu's phone ringtone with a strange expression.

Chang Yu calmly patted the table: "I'm going to answer the phone! So, think about it for yourself!"

What are you thinking?Lezheng Tingyu stared at the back of Changyu who went out of the room to answer the phone with a strange expression, his expression was inexplicable.

"Mom has an accident." As soon as Chang Yu picked up the phone, he heard his son's calm voice.

"Don't worry, I'm fine, nothing happened." Chang You replied to Chang Fei's words with a funny face, the first thing this kid did when he woke up was to care about her mother?So touched!

"No... no, it's also... Uh, mom, I didn't mean that something happened to you, I mean something happened to my brother." Chang Fei sweated, and he was a little embarrassed that he said something wrong.

"What happened to my brother? What happened to my brother?" Changyou asked instinctively. After asking, he was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly became nervous, and changed his words: "Do you have a brother? Why doesn't mom know?"

"...Mom, my brother also crawled out of your stomach, you don't..." Changfei's voice stopped abruptly, her eyes widened. Could it be that after her mother was taken away, she was also brainwashed by those old guys?It's a bad choice. If you say it like this, isn't it exposed?

"Cough... I fell asleep and thought I had a younger brother! Uh... I just accidentally saw a boy in a strange blue suit on the roof of the Feilong Building about to jump off..." Chang Fei decided to pretend Silly, try it first.

Hearing this, Chang Xun subconsciously walked to the window and looked out. As a cultivator, his eyesight is very good. At a glance, he noticed that his son Chang Xun was dragging a man in police uniform to jump down. , that police comrade's pants were about to be pulled off, and Bai Shengsheng's butt was exposed, oh, so embarrassing!

Wait...is that the point?Chang Yu gradually came to her senses, her son is actually playing suicide at such an old age? !

"Ke Ao!" Chang Fei cursed directly on the phone, with a particularly loud voice, which made Chang Fei move his head away from the phone for a certain distance, and asked, "What's wrong, mom?"

"It's okay... Mom suddenly saw something about the anger of heaven and people, and she needs to deal with it. Be good, Xiaofei, take the medicine and sleep well. Mom will pick you up at night~"

'what? !No, no, mom doesn't need it, I didn't..." Changfei was so excited, she escaped! Go pick him up, he's not in the hospital, hey!

It's a pity that Changyou didn't listen to him, and had already hung up the phone, and bravely said a harsh word to Lezheng Tingyu: "You wait for me! I will come back again!"

"Ah?" Lezheng Tingyu tilted his head, the words were familiar, but when he realized it, Chang Yu had already taken the elevator and rushed up to the roof. In one fell swoop, he shouted: "Chicken wings!"

A golden dagger that was wide but not long, like a boomerang, flew out and landed steadily at Chang Yu's feet. As soon as Chang Yu stepped on the flying sword, he flew towards his stupid son quickly.

Changfei in the distance never forgot to pay attention to her mother's movements. Seeing a very tempting chicken wing flying out of her mother's back, and looking at the flying sword that seemed to be oily, she felt her stomach growling. .

He is not hungry, but the shape of the sword makes him want to eat.

At this moment, Changfei only had a burst of resentment in his heart: Damn, do you dare to make an imperial roast duck to show off next time, Mom!

Three steps to achieve No.70 Yuelao: My heart hurts but I won’t say it

Seeing that Chang Xun was about to jump off the building, and his mother pretended to use roasted wings, Chang Fei quickly thought of a very critical and deadly thing. It seemed that she had just seen her mother using an invisibility spell and was still flying in the sky...

'My mother is not human! This thought immediately popped into Chang Fei's mind, and he couldn't help turning around and running away.

It's okay if the mother is a mortal, but his mother is not human?How high is that cultivation base?Can you see through his invisibility?How would he explain it after seeing through it?

Could it be that you said to your mother: "I'm sorry, mother, during the time you were away from me, because I couldn't think about it, I made a wish with God to be a god and beat up those guys who made me so unlucky. Was hit by a meteorite and turned into a fairy with a wonderful moon-old physique? So your son is not a human, but a fairy now..."

Oh!So he doesn't even believe it himself!My mother must have regarded him as a child who was too sad and his mind was broken, and thrown him to the institution that specializes in dealing with problematic teenagers, right?

Turn around and run away, he must not let his mother catch him here!

However, Chang Yu had already arrived at the scene. When she arrived at the scene just now, she felt a heavy oppressive feeling that made her blood stagnant, and her expression changed slightly—are there other cultivators here?And still a master!

His eyes quickly swept around, but Chang Yu didn't find a person's existence, maybe the other person was also directly hidden like her.

for what purposeCould it be that other comprehension family forces came after her son?Chang Xun didn't dare to be careless, and shouted at Chang Xun through voice transmission: "Niety! You haven't come up yet?! You caused a catastrophe in the human world, how do you think other people in the cultivation world will see our mothers?!"

As soon as he heard Chang Xun's roar, Chang Xun was all alert and didn't dare to move anymore.

And this explosion-like sound did not seem to reach the ears of other ordinary people, but Chang Fei listened to it.

Chang Yu had lived with Chang Xun in the world of comprehension for many years, so he said this because of the consideration of the world of cultivation.

But she didn't mean the speaker, but Chang Fei meant the listener. For a moment, a crack appeared in Chang Fei's expression, and he immediately shook his head, showing his harmless smile again.

'It seems that my mother came back this time only because the scumbag found me, so I am going to come back and have a look, um... What I want to do now is to reunite their family of three, right? '

Chang Fei was thinking like this, but she was not in the mood to watch the fun at all. In her mind, she recalled what her mother said just now... Our mothers... Our mothers... Yes... Even if you divorce the scumbag father, Giving birth to them, I am also a superfluous...

Chang Fei clenched his fists involuntarily, then loosened them again, took a deep breath, he shrugged, "I'm used to it anyway, there are parents who give birth and no parents..."

You've gotten used to it, haven't you...

Chang Fei turned around in a daze, not believing that she ran into the female reporter beside her, but she didn't notice it, and hurriedly went down the elevator.

He completely forgot that he had just obtained the ability of a magic weapon from Gongsun Xi's magic weapon not long ago.

On the other side, Chang Xun, who was still struggling desperately and wanted to drag the police into the water, was so frightened when his mother appeared, not because he was afraid of his mother, but because he was worried that his mother would be angry with him!

Looking back and seeing Chang Xun's long hair flying around, Chang Xun stiffened and didn't dare to continue messing around.