I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Chang Fei turned her head away with a horrible look: "I'm sick to see a woman like you have a nosebleed..."

In the end, accompanied by that almost mournful sigh, the contemporary Xinxing Yuelao, who was considered by Zhuang Hui to be the most talented future Shangqing, just fell down magnificently.

"Huh? Xiao Fei?" At the same time as her ears were ringing, Chang Fei heard Chang Yu's surprised cry, which was similar to her younger brother Chang Xun's, but extremely unhappy cold snort: "It's not enough to succeed! trouble!"

Well, the excitement didn't make it, and I was despised by my younger brother, and I felt that I lost all my face as an older brother.

Where did that crybaby who was pulling his sleeves go with his ass?Hurry up and return it to him, he is willing to exchange his identity as Yuelao!

"It's just a moon old man, yet he dares to use his god position in exchange..."

There seemed to be someone sneering in the ear, Chang Fei felt that his spirit was seriously stimulated, and he blinked his eyes twice vigorously, well, it’s fine if his mother turned into three double images, why did he seem to see [that person] ?

Shaking his head vigorously, his head became more dizzy, but through the faces of his mother and younger brother, Chang Fei noticed behind them, the man standing in front of the table who couldn't lift his head.

Why is daddy scum so slow?At this time, you should talk to your mother carefully, and show a regretful attitude in front of Chang Xun by the way... Why did my mother and younger brother show such a sad expression when their backs were turned to him? There is really no way to just leave it alone...

Consciousness drifted away, and Chang Fei finally fainted on her mother's chest with a nosebleed. Before she fell into a coma, she was the happiest lying in her arms. Unfortunately... Ten years have passed, and a mother with two children The boobs are so small...

Chang Yu looked worriedly at Chang Fei who had lost consciousness, feeling very distressed.

When Changxun saw his mother was sad, he became angry. Looking at the nosebleed on Changfei's nose and the fist marks on his cheek, he glanced quickly and said coldly: "Who beat my brother until his nosebleed? Stand up for me!"

The little girl backed away silently, just kidding, brother?These two brothers have the wrong style of painting!

At first glance, this elder brother is a wretched and perverted man, and this younger brother is an otaku psycho, whoever has the guts to stand up, she is a woman, so what if she doesn't have the guts!She just doesn't stand up.

"Okay! You are ruthless, dare to act but dare not to be ashamed, trash!" Chang Xun's arrogance has gradually grown after following Chang Yu in the cultivation world for a few years, but his words of swearing are still at the level of elementary school students.

But it happened that people just fell for his tricks, and the little sister stood up angrily: "Who are you calling trash!"

"I'm talking about whoever hit my brother! It's you, right?" Changxun stepped forward when he saw him, without saying a word, he pushed forward.

The little girl was annoyed at what he said several times, pointing at the other person's nose and humming: "Okay! You are fine! Let me tell you, my elder brother is..."

Before he finished speaking, the nosebleeds were already gushing out like a fountain.

The little girl only felt dizzy in her head, and she really experienced the feeling of being beaten by Chang Fei. She turned around and fell to the ground, with a sore nose. She pointed at Chang Xun in shock and anger: How do you hit someone in front of so many people?!"

"Beat someone? If you hit my brother and give him a nosebleed, I will beat you as much as he bleeds!" Chang Xun declared so unceremoniously.

This made the young lady very angry, she felt wronged, the nosebleed was obviously because of the other party's own problem, why did she follow the nosebleed?

Step No. 70 to achieve Yuelao: A car accident hit the driver's head?

When Chang Fei woke up, his cheek hurt, but it seemed that the nose of the girl next to him hurt more than his own cheek.

This made Chang Fei gradually remember what happened before she fell into a coma.

But when I opened my eyes, I saw a young girl staring at me with hostile eyes, it was quite scary. Chang Fei was so frightened by the eyes that she fell off the hospital bed.

"What's the situation?" After a long while, Chang Fei finally figured it out, and turned to look at the girl whose nose was wrapped in a bandage.

The girl glared at Chang Fei viciously, and pointed viciously at the door: "Ask that violent brother of yours!"

After finishing speaking, she shed tears again with grievance, Chang Fei's face was inexplicable, she quietly left the ward, and saw the hospital corridor, that brother who looked exactly like herself, was walking up and down the corridor, seeing blood on the corner of his mouth , seems to be bitten through.

Chang Fei's expression became abnormal in an instant, she turned around suddenly and looked at the girl's nose, and asked in a trembling voice: "Then what... what did my brother do to you?"

"I told you to ask him yourself! M's!" The girl angrily threw the mobile phone on the table directly at Chang Fei. This hot-tempered person is not what he imagined, right?

Chang Fei avoided the phone, but didn't let it hit the door, and said to the girl with a guilty face: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect my brother to be so blind that he would talk to you...I'm so sorry! "

"Damn! You're looking for death! You'd better not pray that you will meet me next time, or I will tell Brother Guang to beat you both to death!"

Facing Chang Fei and Chang Xun, a pair of brothers who were completely confused, the girl felt that her lungs were about to explode. Not a good word!Personal attack!She really wanted to suddenly have some magical power to beat these two guys to death!

Chang Fei shrugged innocently, Chang Xun accidentally took advantage of this girl, what does it have to do with him?

He simply forgot what he had done before, let alone why Chang Xun wanted to "provoke" this young lady.

But he is very clear about one thing - this girl must not be his younger brother and sister, what if he or his mother is pissed off?

After leaving the room, Chang Fei heard Chang Xun's impatient voice: "Got it, got it! Mom, are you finished? My brother is so old, and he accidentally fell downstairs in the hospital." No? He's not me, and he can't fly, how can he be so stupid!"

'You mean you jump downstairs by yourself when you get stupid?Why do I have such a stupid brother? Chang Fei murmured secretly in his heart, and couldn't help holding his head down, shaking his head again and again, trying to distance himself from his brother who was basically forgotten by him.

Who would have thought that Changxun continued: "Okay, okay, I know my brother Nabai... that person is in poor health, very weak and a cock, I won't quarrel with him! I'm not such a childish person like him .You are also really, is it necessary to communicate with that scumbag? Let him go and die!"

Speaking of the last, Changxun already had a wave of hostility, and his fingers tapped on the back cover of the phone even more forcefully and quickly, his footsteps also stopped, he stepped on the ground quickly, and stepped on the last foot, even more directly A small pit was stepped on the ground.

"Mom! Don't help that scumbag talk, okay? You always do this! Didn't you agree to take my brother back and make a clean break with that scumbag! Well, stop talking! Brother is awake, I will contact you when the time comes!"

At the end of the talk, Chang Xun hung up the phone, raised his hand and wanted to throw the phone out, but after thinking for a long time, he still gave up.

He put his phone in his pocket, turned around and opened the window, and jumped out.

Chang Fei was a little frightened, the scene outside the window didn't look like the first floor, this kid just jumped out, he must be mad, right?

It seemed that I was really mad just now!It's over!The younger brother went crazy because of his mother, and then... wait?

Chang Fei, who ran to the window and looked down, did not see the sad figure of his younger brother who fell downstairs, and raised his brows slightly.

He looked up and looked around, but he didn't seem to see the figure of the other party, and a thought suddenly came to his head-'Is his brother a human? !

This is really shocking news!My brother is not human?My brother left me and ran away?

"Little sister? That...can you stop standing on the edge of the window? It's dangerous?"

Changfei heard the voice of a big sister, looked back at the other party worriedly standing not far away, and stretched out her hands towards her, looking cautiously, Changfei suddenly noticed another problem...

little sister?It looks like... I was punched by the little sister... I was punched in the face, and then my nose bleeds all over my face... Then my mother came to support him...

Nima, he... No, now she has transformed again!

No wonder why he felt something was wrong, there was always a feeling of swelling in his chest...

Silently touched his little bun... Well, it's okay, it's still very small, and I shouldn't be able to tell from the shape...

The main thing is that after I transformed, I didn't turn back into a man, which means that Chang Xun never touched me at all.

Very good, the identity should not have been revealed yet!

Chang Fei thought about it seriously, and immediately showed a look of panic and shouted: "I just saw a boy jump out of this window suddenly!" looking outside,

The real and pitiful little expression on her face convinced the nurse who was still a little worried about the girl in front of her jumping off.

In addition, Changfei's appearance is not like a child who can't think about it and wants to jump off the building. Seeing her unbelievable expression, the nurse immediately contacted someone, and was about to ask the girl just now. Only to find that the girl was gone.

At this moment, Chang Fei consulted about his hospitalization situation on the first floor, registered with his family members who were hospitalized, and quickly found his mother's mobile phone number.

For a boss who kills fox, if he can't find his brother's phone through his mother's phone, and then find out what that brother is doing now, then he can simply remove his boss status and obediently be a god!

Oh, yes, he is already a fairy.

Changfei used his divine wat to connect to the hospital network, and easily located his brother.

By the way, I turned on the phone's wiretapping function, only to hear Changxun's voice full of anger, and only one sentence in his mouth: "As long as that scumbag dies, my mother will never come back! As long as that scumbag If she dies, Mom will definitely be disappointed in this world!"

Chang Fei listened to it twice, and the older brother's voice became more and more sinister. He was looking at the route on his mobile phone...

"Hey, hey... this is a joke! The son wants to kill his own father? Is this a preparation to kill his relatives righteously? But why does it look more like the rhythm of being struck by lightning?"

Changfei complained that she had already changed into Yuelao's official battle attire. The moon white and soft armor on her body looked much better than her brother's Confucianist attire!

Chang Fei was very satisfied with her attire, looked at the latest location of the phone, and rushed out.

There was a lot of traffic on the road, and as an outstanding disciple from a family in the cultivation world, Gongsun Xi preferred his small car more than Feijian.

Don't look at his small car, which looks inconspicuous, it is a magic weapon that has been specially and secretly modified by him.

From the outside, this is definitely just a very inconspicuous car, not even a famous brand, but its performance definitely surpasses all other cars... and Feijian!

His car is a flying car!When the day of the competition came, he wanted to let everyone know that the magic weapon he invented was definitely not as rubbish as those old antiques said.

His invention can be integrated into this mortal society without causing any trouble!

"Boom—" There was a dull and heavy impact sound, and he felt his heart tremble when he hit it.

What the hell? !What happened in that instant? !

Gongsun Xi raised his head uneasily, and saw a girl covered in blood crawling up from the ground like a zombie. He also heard the sound of bones rubbing against each other.

I'll fuck it!I'm in trouble!Although he really integrated into this human society, he didn't want to integrate in this way, hey!

Just when Gongsun Xi was in a daze, the girl had already pressed her hand on the car, wiped the blood on her forehead, and gave her a thumbs up: "You did a good job!"

"Fuck you, you did a great job! No! Are you alright?!" Gongsun Xi was so irritated that he was a little incoherent.

Just as she was about to get out of the car, the girl in front of her clapped her hands with a calm face, and said with a smile, "It's nothing, it's just bleeding all over, just take a rest."

"Damn, do you think this is sweating after exercising?!" Gongsun Xi had already cursed.

The girl looked at the blood on her face in a daze, and waved her hand in a sudden understanding: "Ah, it's okay, I just bought a pack of tomato sauce, and it broke when you hit me hard, and then made me full. It's all over your body, don't get me wrong."

"I'm going to buy your ketchup! Is ketchup like this! Is it like this!" Gongsun Xi felt like she was about to collapse.

"Okay, I know you are a good person with a sense of responsibility, but I'm really fine. Look, I can still jump and jump. Does this seem like the behavior of a troubled person?" the girl said. , Bounced a bit, and a cut on the arm immediately flowed out blood.

"Fuck, go to the hospital for stitches!!!" Gongsun Xi's good temper was completely exhausted.

However, the girl still had an innocent look on her face: "You...you must be from Pengcier, right? Let me make it clear to you first, I have no money!"

"I didn't think of you as someone who touched porcelain, but you wronged me first! Don't bring such a joke!" Gongsun Xi smashed his head on the steering wheel without tears.

He didn't know that the girl in front of him was thinking about a question at this moment: "This person, could he have just had a car accident and smashed his head?"

The No.70 step to achieve Yuelao: the best concealed weapon is fake and shoddy!

There is no need to doubt, Chang Fei deliberately bumped into a car that seemed to be running very fast.

Don't ask him why he can't think about it so much, it's not that he can't think about it, it's just because he wants to be opportunistic.

Having been hit by Le Zhengchu's car once before, he already possessed powerful explosive power and speed, and after another hit, he might even be able to fly.

Well, he can indeed fly, and he was knocked into the air.In fact, she simply wanted to go higher and run faster, so that he could catch his younger brother who was so jealous that he wanted to kill his own father at the shortest speed.

However, his opportunism eventually brought him a lot of trouble. The driver's brain was damaged due to a car accident. His luck was really bad. He had to find a way to get rid of this driver who wanted to trouble her.

"So, if you are not from Pengcier, you should listen to me carefully. I have nothing to do with you. You don't have to worry at all. I won't let you be responsible for my life and death."

As Chang Fei said so, his feet had already started to move. He was already prepared for the worst. Taking advantage of the other party's head resting on the steering wheel, looking absent-minded, hurry up... run away?

Ok?

Chang Fei's wrist was grabbed, and Gongsun Xi's face was extremely helpless: "What's the matter with you? Was your head hit by a car? How could you be in this situation... Huh?"

Both of them stopped talking suddenly, and stared with big eyes.

To say why...

In Chang Fei's eyes, he has never seen a guy as weird as the boy in front of him. What's the matter with his mix-and-match outfit?

The top is completely normal street casual wear, but the bottom...why is it a wonderful combination of leggings, black pants and cloth shoes?Isn't this the same style of painting? !

In Gongsun Xi's eyes, he could clearly see that this was a young girl in front of her. Because her face was covered with blood, Gongsun Xi couldn't tell what the girl looked like. Simple soft armor, a silver crown on the head, and a red belt... This attire definitely looks heroic, but... Damn, is this the attire of modern people!

How about integrating into this society?I promised not to cause trouble!The promised mortal world cultivators won't just wander around? !

This guy in front of him is completely an antique and unique costume from the world of self-cultivation, okay?

I didn't notice it before, but when I noticed it now, Gongsun Xi couldn't let such a deadly cultivator be treated as an idiot on the street.

This is really a shame to their cultivators!Where is the image of a mysterious, aloof and arrogant image of a master of comprehension promised by his parents? !

At this moment, Gongsun Xi was full of complaints, and directly forgot that she was also a cultivator.

Well now, there is no need to go to the hospital, he has to educate this newcomer from the cultivation world!

Thinking about the harmonious and happy life of the cultivators mingling with human society in the future, Gongsun Xi couldn't help but stuff Chang Fei into the car.

"You're mentally handicapped, don't you really want to touch porcelain?" Chang Fei was startled by Gongsun Xi's actions, and already had the idea of ​​beating him up.

However, Gongsun Xi's words prevented Chang Fei's plan from being carried out: "Are you someone who wants to cultivate to become a fairy?"

"...Oh~?" Chang Fei answered the question in a meaningful way, but didn't answer.

Just listen to Gongsun Xi continue to say: "If you want to become a god, don't cause trouble in the human world. Not everyone will speak nicely to us cultivators. We will be regarded as aliens and arrested as coolies or be killed It is used to do some inhumane experiments. Hundreds of years ago, there was a stupid guy who was a master of poison refining. He trained himself to be green all over, with a big head and a small body. The first area was directly dissected, so don’t cause trouble if you don’t want to! Do you understand?”

Changfei, that sweat, what did the elder brother say just now?Did he hear a shocking big secret?But that's not the point right now, the point is...

"Brother, it seems that you are not the one who caused the accident now, hey? I was hit by your car..." The villain Chang Fei reminded Gongsun Xi of the key issue first.

All the big truths that made Gongsun Xi's mouth choked like eating flies, Gongsun Xi's cheeks flushed slightly, coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "Well, anyway, you just need to be obedient and don't make trouble. Alright, in order to prevent being misunderstood by creatures like mortals and being caught as some kind of alien."