I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

The female reporter and the male policeman at the side were slightly delighted when they saw this, and the female reporter even breathed a sigh of relief, the cold sweat finally slipping off her brow.

She seemed to have been hit by something just now, and she accidentally saw the big white buttocks of the police comrade, and she couldn't help but blush a little.

After dragging up the young man who seemed to be suddenly frightened, the male police officer Wu Bing let out a long sigh of relief, thinking that the young man was really so overwhelmed, so he jumped off the building.

After seeing such a tall building, I was still scared!

Fortunately, this kid was scared, otherwise he really couldn't save this boy.

As soon as he wiped the sweat from his forehead, he noticed that the female reporter was staring at him. Could it be that he was just fascinated by his heroic side?Just thinking about it made Wu Bing straighten his back a bit.

However, the colleagues on the side seemed to be staring at him with strange eyes, subconsciously lowered their heads following the eyes, Wu Bing's face suddenly changed, he turned sideways vigorously, and pulled up his pants.

He was so ashamed now that he wanted to cover his face, and found a hole in the ground to get in!Shame on me!Fortunately, he thought he was a hero, but he turned out to be a clown!

This female reporter almost saw all of them, and Wu Bing's cheeks started to burn when he thought about it.

The female reporter, Le Zheng Rongrong, was very embarrassed. In fact, she was not an official reporter. Today, she came out specially to gather information, looking for news materials, for submission.

When I happened to encounter this incident, it was as if I deliberately stimulated the boy who jumped from a building. I heard that a boy who jumped from a building can't stand the stimulation the most. Maybe he wouldn't dare to come up because of the stimulation?

It's just that when she was actually facing a boy who was dragging his back and about to jump off a building, she became a little incoherent for a while. After she finished speaking, she felt dizzy, her ears were ringing, and she only thought that she had caused trouble.

But just now, it seemed that someone patted her behind her, which seemed to inject new impetus into her, and made her feel that her mind suddenly cleared up. To be a good policeman who is brave enough to do justice, she immediately found the news topic she wanted to write about.

And Changfei was a little distracted at the moment, and didn't notice that Yuelao Xiaozhuan rang twice in a row.

She didn't even notice that she had arrived at school.

Luo Feng was startled when he saw Changfei appearing at the school. He heard that this kid got into trouble again... no, it's unlucky again. The sudden appearance made him feel like he saw a ghost for a moment, especially because of his female appearance and invisibility, so the other teachers would have been scared to death long ago, okay?

"Student Changfei..." Luo Feng looked at Changfei, stretched out his hand and patted the girl Yuelao's shoulder heavily, and added Xianyuan to his voice, making Changfei completely recover from his distraction coming.

"Wow!" There was a half scream in the school, why only half of it, Luo Feng already covered Chang Fei's mouth guiltily.

"Second time, you screamed before I called you. You are really a teacher. Your heart is made of stone. Hit it casually! You scream again! Is it okay if you scream again? I... I won't give you credits!" Luo Feng The weak threat made Changfei obediently stop yelling.

However, when Luo Feng let go, a burst of steam drifted away. Chang Fei, who had recovered his male form, was looking at him with increasing dissatisfaction, and said, "Mr. Appearing sometimes scares people to death, okay?"

"The person who was scared to death is my teacher, okay! It's almost time for dinner, you suddenly appeared at school, and you suddenly appeared behind me, even if you look good, you will scare people to death, okay! Not everyone Immortals will look forward to Yan Yu! Especially if this is not Yan Yu!"

Luo Feng felt wronged, he patted Chang Fei on the shoulder and said, Chang Fei was speechless and didn't know how to answer.

Looking around, Chang Fei couldn't help but scratched her cheek and smiled awkwardly: "Haha... Sorry, Mr. Luo, I didn't realize that I was back to school. Well, Mr. Luo, it's convenient for you to apply for a residence permit for me. School formalities?"

Luo Feng frowned and looked at Chang Fei, then looked behind the young man, did not answer Chang Fei's words, but instead asked: "Chang Fei, shouldn't you be with your mother now?"

Chang Fei trembled, although she scratched her cheek helplessly and sighed: "I also want to be with my mother, but unfortunately she has just returned to China and is very busy... As a considerate, kind and sensible child, how can I be with you?" Can I make my mother worry about my affairs? So I will let my mother go for the time being."

"That's it?" Luo Feng asked doubtfully.

"Is there anything else?" Chang Fei tilted his head with a puzzled expression on his face, his ignorant appearance made people feel that it was a mistake to doubt him.

What Luo Feng wanted to ask was blocked again and he couldn't come out.

"Well, teacher, can I live in school?" Seeing that Luo Feng didn't intend to ask any more questions, Changfei hurriedly asked him about the things he cared about.

"This... how should I discuss it with your family?" Luo Feng felt that something seemed to happen to this student Chang Fei.said tentatively.

Chang Fei raised her brows and shrugged with a [very troublesome] expression: "If that's the case, forget it."

"Hey, is it really okay for you to give up so soon?!" Luo Feng expressed that he didn't know what to do to this student who decisively chose to give up.

But Chang Fei's apparently the same attitude as usual made Luo Feng feel powerless.

That's why I said that such a child is the most troublesome, but it's a pity that no matter how much he asked Zhuang Hui, Avalokitesvara didn't tell him anything.Also showed a meaningful smile.

Feeling that colleagues and students are teaming up to hide something from him, the work of the class teacher in the daily life of this fairy student of Lao Shizi is quitting!

Seeing that Changfei had already turned around and was about to leave, Luo Feng struggled in his heart and started to call out to Changfei: "Changfei, why do you want to live in school? Did something happen at home?"

Luo Feng felt a little regretful when he asked this. If it was really what he imagined, Chang Fei, who was poked in the center of his mind, would probably become ashamed...

"Ah? Are you okay? By the way, can Mr. Luo take the liberty to ask you a question?" However, when he turned around, Chang Fei's smile and eyes remained the same, and she didn't feel any negative emotions when she was on him. .

The wind blew through the young man's hair, exposing the boy's eyebrows because he became a moon-lao and had a divine mark that symbolized the moon-lao. However, this mark seemed to be taking a step closer to the deeper divine seal.

Luo Feng inexplicably felt a little chilly, and Chang Fei's question had already been asked:

"Teacher, are there really cultivators other than us immortals in this world?"

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The Fungus of War has something to say:

I almost forgot to mention that with the plot, the story of the fungus may not be completely funny, and there will be a more depressing plot. Please forgive me for the tears I saw... Thank you

Four steps to achieve Yuelao's No.70: the misunderstanding of the gods is a bit deep

Chang Fei's heart hurts very much at this moment, he is a child that his father doesn't love and his mother doesn't want, and the crystallization of their love is only Chang Xun without himself.

The scumbag father regards him as a substitute to seduce Chang Xun, and my mother only has her and Chang Xun in her heart...

He is the one with the least status in the family of four!

Bitter... If he hadn't agreed to [that person], would he really run to kill my brother now?How stupid, why did you agree to what [that person] said...

Fortunately, there is still such an uninterested teacher who vigorously sprinkles salt on his wound. He is really afraid that he will not be able to restrain himself for a while and will do it.

Being annoyed by Luo Feng's one sentence after another, Chang Fei was really helpless, and simply used the method of changing the topic.

In the first round, the school transfer method...failed.

In the second game, Dafa was transferred from the realm of comprehension... Teacher Luo Feng was very silent?

"Where did you hear about the world of comprehension?" Luo Feng was silent for a long while, when the silent Changfei thought he would not answer him, Luo Feng asked.

"Where did you hear it?" Chang Fei was stunned for a moment, thinking about where she heard it from in the first place...

Seeing Changfei's face of serious thinking, Luo Feng also became slightly nervous. This realm of cultivation and immortality cannot be crossed. If this kid meets a cultivator...

"Ah, I remembered!" Chang Fei clapped his hands and said with a smile.

"Where?!" Luo Feng asked nervously.

"Fiction." Chang Fei replied solemnly.

"...Boy, can you stop reading so many novels next time, do you know how exciting your words just now are~~!"

Luo Feng was silent for a long while, and seemed to have finally digested what Chang Fei said, he pinched Chang Fei's cheek hard, and pulled it hard twice.

"Zi Ao... is that enough (Ci Ao, blame me)?!" Chang Fei was completely baffled, he was an ignorant person, okay?This is still asking for an explanation!Who is the teacher to blame for thinking too much?

Seeing that Changfei's face showed an attitude of [I'm innocent, I'm at a loss], he reluctantly let go of Changfei's cheek, pressed his head and said, "Next time, if you really meet a cultivator Don't tell them that you are a fairy."

"Why? Can't they be regarded as our kind? Aren't there still a few cultivators in our class?" Chang Fei rubbed his cheeks and asked incomprehensibly.

"Those in the class can no longer be regarded as cultivators. Their ancestors have long since become immortals, gods or ghosts, who cultivated the Dao, and married mortals with that body. It's just that others don't know. There is no publicity, those are half-immortals and half-god queens."

Luo Feng seriously corrected Changfei's wrong cognition.

But Chang Fei still looked blank: "Even if this is the case, cultivators should know their existence, right?"

"It's one thing to know their existence, but you just regard them as the same existence as yourself, and don't know that they are gods." Luo Feng said.

"Why didn't you tell the cultivator directly?" Chang Fei couldn't hold back her curiosity in the end.

"Because..." Luo Feng thought about it seriously, then lowered his voice and said to Chang Fei, "Because...they will be jealous of us."

"...?!" Changfei was quiet for a moment, then plucked out her ears, looked at Luo Feng embarrassedly, and said in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, Mr. Luo, I thought my ears were a little blocked just now, and I had auditory hallucinations I didn't hear what you just said clearly..."

"I say……"

"Hmm...you said?"

"Because once they know that we are gods, they will definitely be jealous of us." Luo Feng replied seriously.

Didn't hear it wrong... um... Chang Fei realized that he heard it right.

Where did the gods and coldness that Nima said go?Why did he hear such a funny answer?

"What the hell is there to be jealous about? Isn't it popular now to only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals? I believe that ordinary people envy immortals! What the hell is jealousy? Isn't it the goal of longing?! Chang Fei couldn't bear it anymore, and cried out directly.

"There's no way around it... recently those special people have a particularly adventurous and god-killing spirit!" Luo Feng was also very helpless, reopened the door, and dragged Changfei to the faculty office.

He poured two cups of tea, heaved a long sigh, and sat on his personal sofa as if preparing to tell a story to Chang Fei, and then began to speak.

"Recently, children watch too many TV series, movies and novels, and as a result, all of them suffer from serious secondary illness... Either they think they are talented and want to be the boss of some kind of organization that is number one in the world, or I just want to become a powerful demon cultivator and go to kill God..."

"Uh..." Chang Fei felt his knee hurt so badly, he had the feeling of being shot, thinking back to why he wanted to set up such an organization back then?

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that his second illness came earlier than others...

When he was wandering, Luo Feng was still sighing: "You don't know, some wild gods who have lost their meaning are targeted by a group of exorcists or hunters in the west, and they are directly crowned as gods." The title of cannibalism and that person as a sacrifice was directly cut off!"

Evil power?The cliff is the fault of that movie!Chang Fei blushed, remembering that she had watched that movie a while ago.

It seems that exorcising ghosts and demons and fighting monsters is not enough, even the gods have been turned into unlucky bears who eat people and don't spit out bones, and are killed by ordinary people with a little special ability.

"You should have known from Zhuang Hui's class the day before yesterday that gods are not human beings, but a part of the natural laws of this world, created by fusion with people with similar wills..."

"Oh? Is that what Teacher Zhuang Hui said?"

"Don't play stupid!"

"Okay, teacher, you continue..."

"So we will never do something that eats people without spitting out their bones..."

"So, will you spit out the bones after eating it?"

"Of course it will... No, we don't eat people at all! Aren't you a god yourself! Don't interrupt me, brat!"

"Uh, I see, teacher, you are being anxious, take a sip of water and speak slowly..."

"Hmm... Phew... So, we are actually very wronged. Why do we eat people? We will be full if we eat air, and the divine wat will naturally produce the spiritual power we need. We are not perverted. What kind of people do we eat? ? Of course I don’t eat it!”

The more Luo Feng thought about it, the more angry he became: "After discussing with our higher gods, we came to the unanimous conclusion that we will be discredited because some people are jealous of us! That's why we did that! It's used to induce the younger generation, and wants them to love us. Live disgust and rebellion!

It has been subtle for a long time, the second disease broke out, and once they know our identities, they will want to kill us!So, who knows that we really exist and sees us unhappy?There is only one answer, practitioners!

They definitely don't know how hard we are, they only know that we are good at being gods, so they are jealous and want to kill us! "

"Mr. Luo, you really are the old gods who have lived for an indefinitely long time. Your imagination is so rich... You can think of it together..." The corners of Changfei's mouth twitched.

He really wanted to tell Luo Feng... Teacher, you are thinking too much... It's just that the rebellious theme of the story makes people like it more...

However, saying this seems to be too embarrassing for Teacher Sao Luofeng and the other gods who think with him, or... let's continue to misunderstand...

"So, you have to remember, don't reveal that you are a god in front of cultivators. Maybe they will find excuses and prepare to kill you as soon as you say so."

Luo Feng finally concluded that that serious face and [the fact is what I said] made Chang Fei look away.

He now understands why there has never been a situation where a cultivator and a god appear together... Such a misunderstanding makes the gods dare not appear in front of a cultivator...

"One more important point."

Seeing that Chang Fei was distracted, Luo Feng clapped his hands in front of Chang Fei, pulling the youth back.

Seeing Chang Fei looking at him, he said: "You have not officially become the independent gods, although your strength is not enough, but your body contains the powerful cultivation base and strength that cultivators desire.

It's just that your strength is too weak to be used, but if you are discovered by cultivators and killed by them, the natural balance will be disrupted.

Where you die there will be terrible devastation, and there will even be terrible natural disasters for a few years.

Especially people like you, who have the terrifying power of one of the three Qings, if you are killed at this young stage, one-third of the world will be destroyed. "

Luo Feng's last sentence was so solemn that even Chang Fei couldn't help swallowing, and nodded seriously.

Seeing that Chang Fei seemed to really listen, Luo Feng patted Chang Fei's shoulder in relief: "It's good that you know, the teacher didn't just say it for nothing... let's go, are you hungry? Teacher treats you to dinner! "

"Oh?! Long live Mr. Luo!" Chang Fei was pleasantly surprised, so he ate!he likes!

Luo Feng shook his head, "Teacher isn't long live yet, he's only over 1000 years old now."

"Uh..." Chang Fei decided that next time he would never turn a corner and talk to Luo Feng. This teacher's IQ is pretty good, and EQ seems to need to be supplemented...

The two left the school and walked down the street. Luo Feng suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, Chang Fei, did something happen in your family?"

"Tsk..."

Chang Fei was speechless. In the second round, the transfer of Dafa from the realm of comprehension...failed!

"Student Changfei, did you click your tongue just now? Don't you want to hear the teacher talk about your family?"

"No, teacher, you think too much, what can I do at home haha..."