Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3520_Algorithm

Zhu Jiaopei: "Beautiful and mischievous? I have an inspiration. Maybe I can really cheat a lot of money to pay you back very quickly."

Bo Youxin: "Come on. We take the money you cheated to pay off the debt? Then maybe we have to deal with the people you cheated? Don't have this kind of sequelae, be honest."

Zhu Jiaopei: "For my small amount of money, do you still send someone to keep an eye on me? The manpower is not enough."

Bo Youxin: "Don't worry, labor costs are also one of the debts you need to repay. Don't worry that we will suffer losses. Also, don't always emphasize the small amount. Since we are here, the amount of your amount is no longer important. The important thing is You have to pay it back."

Me: "The labor costs will continue to add up as we do more, right?"

Bo Youxin took out Zhu Jiaopei's bill and showed me: "Here, the number of labor costs is dynamic. The bill is in duplicate, and we hold exactly the same as the debtors. Only when they have paid off all their debts, It takes two bills to self-destruct at the same time. This is actually the principle of the contract.”

Me: "The prerequisite for the establishment of the contract is that the debtor accepts the debt?"

Zhu Jiaopei interrupted: "I admit it, I never denied it, I just can't afford it."

Bo Youxin: "Speak well, who will be offended by adding so many disgusting modal particles? I know you haven't read the bill composition carefully. Let me remind you that 'making debt collectors feel bad' is also an item that will increase fees as appropriate."

Zhu Jiaopei: "Whatever you say counts, I agree."

I showed Zhu Jiaopei a question I had just asked anonymously on the main website: If Yun Xia Zong Pei Lin supervised the repayment of the debt, by what algorithm should the debtor have to pay the labor fee increase?

The answer with the highest number of likes now is: "The cheapest algorithm, if the debtor delays Pei Sanshao for a second, Pei Sanshao can refine a Tongming fruit in one second, and the current Yunxia of a Tongming fruit Zong’s official selling price is Bing Lingshi. The multiplication of A, B and C is the answer we are looking for. Note that this is only the basic price, because in professional debt collection, the debt collector’s mood fee can never be ignored. In the portrait fee From the incident, we can see that Pei Sanshao is a somewhat emotional person. It is estimated that Pei Sanshao will not like things like "debt collection" that can easily make people feel bad, so we might as well set another bad mood coefficient. It is D, which is multiplied with the previous A, B, and C."

The high-voted answer that followed was: "It's nonsense to calculate so much, as long as you know it's not clear. Pei Zhaocaimao counts Tongmingguo every minute, and his time is more expensive than Lingshi mine. To perform debt collection tasks, don't resist at all, just sell yourself to Yunxiazong for the rest of your life."

3521_ how deep is the water

Some people also raised different opinions: "Why sell yourself to Yunxiazong? What is still unclear is Pei Meiren's appearance fee, shouldn't you sell yourself to Pei Meiren?"

"You are so beautiful, you owe a lifetime debt and want to be in touch with a beauty for a lifetime? Are you being punished or receiving a reward? Be careful, the first step is to eunuch you."

"Go, the Yunxia Sect is not the Hehuan Sect, why would the punisher consider the lower body in the first step?"

"You've got to the point. In addition to the Yunxia Sect and the Hehuan Sect, the ones helping Pei Meiren to collect her debts may include Bao Wenqian."

"Is the review question upstairs wrong? This is about Pei San doing debt collection tasks, not others helping Pei San to collect debts."

"It's the same, Pei Jiao is so arrogant to do a troublesome task, there must be a bunch of people who want to run errands for him. Oh, yes, the hard work of these errands should be added to the list of debts."

"Those who voluntarily participate in the face control will be charged additional fees?"

"Did you know that debtors have no human rights? After the top ten give you the bill and the time limit, you should pay it off on time without any luck. Once they send professional debt collectors, this account will enter another level , Basically, you have to pay for it for the rest of your life.”

"It sounds like the top ten are really idle, and they are entangled in order to order Lingshi."

"Innocence, the spirit stone is not the point, but 'the unpaid debt' is."

"There is no shortage of spirit stones in the top ten, so why set up a special debt collection department?"

"Not lacking money is not a reason to let others take advantage of you."

"Is it necessary to set up a special department just to prevent outsiders from taking advantage of it? If there is a temporary need, let the task department take the task together, and whoever is willing to take it. Full-time? Do you know what a full-time job means? The demand is high, There are things to do every day, and if it is merged into other departments, it will require a large increase in manpower to cope with it, so it is necessary to set up a special organization. Do you think there are so many people who dare to owe the top ten debts?"

"An additional condition is that the individual owes the top ten debts. Debts at the sect level, especially the debts between the top ten, are the work of the head or even the elders, and cannot be handled by the debt collection department."

"Personally owes ten debts, to what extent does this have to be fat?"

"Sometimes it's actually not fat. It's because you didn't realize it when you owed it. When you realize it, it's too late and you can't pay it back."

"So, what is the proportion of such idiots among monks? First of all, the debts owed by a few spirit stones at a low cultivation level will not alarm the debt collection department. That is something that disciples can solve in private. The debt collection department will solve it. Yes, it’s still not enough to represent the sect, but it can’t just be counted as those mezzanine incidents in personal grievances.”

"For this kind of mezzanine incident, a special department has been set up. I won't say anything, just think about how deep the water is here."

3522_ The influence of chatter aura

"Hey, why are you all so serious? I always think that Pei Sanshao should be put together with happy topics. For example, why didn't Jiang Ji's identity equation cause a storm after being exposed? Everyone is too calm, right? I think this There is a conspiracy."

"Where is the peace? Do you know how many letters of challenge, threatening letters, and dating applications Xu Qing has received? Under the heavy pressure from Pei Linyan's fans, Xu Qing even couldn't stand it and formed a pill."

"What do you mean by 'can't bear it and lead to alchemy'? He said it as if he would procrastinate not to form alchemy without the pressure of everyone. Alchemy is a good thing."

"Actually, the Secret Realm of the Cuckoo's Nest is the key to being ignored after Second Young Master Pei's identity was exposed, right? A total of six people went in, and after coming out, one gave birth first, and just after giving birth, another one formed a pill. How many people have spent their time trying to enter the Cuckoo's Nest, Bao inquired over there and received a lot of attention."

"Because Bao inquired that he was too prepared to enter, no matter how you look at it, he has a deep understanding of the cuckoo's nest. Another batch of tickets."

"But Baoda heard that the cuckoo's nest has no effect on improving cultivation."

"Who will believe what Baoda heard?"

"I believe it. Han Yituo and Xu Qing were already at their peak, and they were both on the verge of breaking through. It is normal for them to gain insights in the secret realm, pass the last hurdle, and upgrade. Those initial thoughts Isn't it nonsense to go up to a higher level once you enter the cuckoo's nest?"

"You can't raise a big level, but you can also raise a small level. Han Yituo worked so hard to get into the cuckoo's nest, his upgrade is not a coincidence."

"The more well-prepared Bao Inquiry has not been upgraded. It is a stable foundation building peak, and there is no sign of alchemy."

"There is no planter, but the beast master who was replaced by the planter seems to be about to form a pill."

"...Who is with whom?"

"I don't know."

...Why do you have to build a building and crooked it to answer a question?Could it be that my chattering aura is so influential?

3523_The person who is full of lies

After many floors, the people in the crooked building seem to be crooked again, at least they talked about my appearance fee:

"Let Pei Meiren be the bodyguard, how much did Xu Qing pay Yunxiazong for entrusting him?"

"Anyway, it's not enough for Pei Sanshao to spend the same amount of time refining the Tongming fruit."

"Don't always judge the Tongming fruit. Pei Lin is also a sword cultivator. It is impossible to refine the Tongming fruit day and night. Even alchemy is impossible. So, doing the task does not delay Pei Lin's Tongming fruit refining system."

"The problem is, if you don't use Tongmingguo as a measure, how can you calculate the value of a beauty? You can ask Pei Lin's face control fans, and they will tell you that a beautiful woman is a priceless treasure, and a wealth that should be cherished and cared for all over the world. So who the hell?" Can you afford to hire Pei Lin?"

"When Young Master Pei is not willing to be hired, no one can afford it. You bid for a storage bag of high-grade spirit stones, and he took out a storage bag of high-quality Hehuanzong. Are you willing to hire this trench?"

"...Why use the Hehuan Sect as an example? Pei Shaohao said he is a disciple of Yunxia Sect."

"Didn't you tell me not to talk about the Tongming fruit before, so let's change it. The items of the Hehuan sect have a more representative temperament, and the Yunxia sect is very ordinary in this respect."

"Actually, when Pei Meiren is in a good mood, the fees are not too high. He even sold small ice sculptures to mortals, and you can buy them with mortal coins. He also comes with various weird and small functions, which are simply free. .”

"It's the same when collecting portrait fees. As long as the debtor has a good attitude, he will charge a lot less. It is very generous."

"Blow it, keep blowing it. I just want to know how much Yun Xiazong spent to make Pei Lin famous."

"The wool comes from the sheep, anyway, Pei Lin has money."

"Young Master Pei is rich and beautiful. I can hear others bragging about him. Unlike some people, they want to brag about themselves. It's embarrassing."

After that, I entered the fan-black war with neutral idlers, and the topic should be really crooked for a while, so I asked Zhu Jiaopei, who was still reading the topic floor: "Where is your answer?"

Zhu Jiaopei: "In my heart, Mr. Pei is gentle and kind, and disdains money and vulgar things."

Me: "Wrong impression. How can you keep that impression after I charge the world?"

Bo Youxin: "Because she is used to lying."

Zhu Jiaopei: "Anyone who is full of lies will have a pure land in his heart. The third son Pei is the pure land in my heart, as evidenced by the amount of portrait fee I paid."

Me: "You paid for the compensation that I made. But you paid really simply, without any delay. You paid in the first batch." Before Kunlun expressed his opinion.

Zhu Jiaopei: "So it's a pure land."