Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3484_ serious business

"Some people shouldn't use the second son as a template to say that they like children. The second son can't represent children. You should look at the new disciples every time you start, the underage ones, or think about yourself when you were young. You think it's cute. Is there more elements that are annoying or more elements that are annoying? Anyway, I think I was quite annoying when I was a child, and cats hate dogs."

"I don't think you're likable right now."

"Each each other."

"So it depends on the person. Whether you are cute or not has nothing to do with whether you are a child, but only with whether you are the second son."

"Oh, that's great, suddenly I don't want to have children at all."

"Yeah, that's great, I don't even want to find a Taoist companion."

"Well, I don't care whether other people have children, whether their relationship goes well, or whether they can become Taoist couples."

"...I feel that the formation rate of Taoist companions of Yunxia Sect is about to hit a record low."

"Swipe casually, anyway, it has nothing to do with me, and there are no cute children to watch."

Xie Qinwei contacted me. After the communication was connected, he looked at me deeply for a while.

Me: "You got dumped again?"

Xie Qinwei: "Get out. Can't you think of me better? Let me tell you, I have never been dumped successfully in my life."

Are you proud of being a good brown candy?

Me: "Hey, how many times have you been dumped by Junior Sister Yuan Jing?"

Xie Qinwei: "Can you still talk about business?"

Me: "You are the one looking for me. If you have something serious to do, just talk about it. I can't guess what you want to say. You give me the initiative of the topic. Of course, I can only talk nonsense if I have nothing to say to you."

Xie Qinwei: "That's right, I heard that Senior Sister Gan Qi has taken a fancy to you."

... I guess I know how the multi-angular relationship of the old lady got out.

Xie Qinwei: "Wrong. Let me declare first. I didn't make fun of you. I just used the wrong word for a while. What I said was that Senior Sister Gan Qi wanted to use you as a test product."

Me: "Oh, so? There are too many rumors and rumors. I don't know which ones are true, or if there are any. Including this sentence you said, I can't believe it."

Xie Qinwei: "Do you still remember that you snatched the test materials for the formation mechanism of the Golden Elixir from Senior Sister Xu Jingqi?"

Me: "If you really want to talk about serious things, you can say it well. What do you mean I rob? Obviously you used me as an excuse, and you were the first person to make up this excuse."

3485_ The heart of research never dies

Xie Qinwei: "Okay, okay, my fault."

Me: "Your tone of admitting mistakes makes people very unpleasant. It feels like 'I'm sure I'm right, but since you think I'm wrong, then just treat me as wrong to make you happy'. You admit your mistakes to Junior Sister Yuan Is this the same tone? No wonder you are often in danger of being dumped."

Xie Qinwei: "...you're right, it's my fault, I couldn't help coaxing you when I saw your face. It's too wrong, even if it's a girl, I should only coax my wife, the beautiful outsider What's the matter with the girl? What's more, you are still a leader. Serious mistakes, you must reflect on yourself. "

Me: "...what's the matter, Senior Sister Xu?"

Xie Qinwei: "Senior sister Xu is determined to study golden alchemy, but her direction of experimentation has changed. Previously, she only wanted to study the juniors who are about to form alchemy and those who have just formed alchemy, but now she still chooses specific people. Because many people's golden alchemy Dan is too common, and it is difficult to produce new results by comparing the researched data with existing ones, so Senior Sister Xu wants to find a special golden pill to study."

Xie Qinwei: "Because the requirements for the Golden Core are higher, the requirements for the time for forming the core are relaxed. The entire Golden Core stage, from the early stage to the peak stage, is within her selection range. Among them, you are very conspicuous."

Xie Qinwei: "Perfect golden elixir, maybe Senior Sister Xu wants to dissect it. Of course, it is actually impossible, so Senior Sister Xu chose to cooperate with Senior Sister Gan Qi, trying to 'achieve the effect of dissection without actually dissecting it'. I don't know exactly how to do it, maybe they haven't fully settled down yet, but they seem to have some ideas, so I started to contact you."

Xie Qinwei: "Senior Brother Pei Sen and Senior Sister Pei Miao knew about this, and they were very dissatisfied. They have been hindering those two senior sisters. Because Senior Sister Xu is still at the Golden Core stage, her cultivation is limited, so she cannot be with the two Nascent Soul stage Pei. The seniors confronted each other positively, so the work of persuasion mainly fell on Senior Sister Gan Qi."

Xie Qinwei: "Senior Brother Pei Sen doesn't have obvious weaknesses, so it's not easy to attack, but Senior Sister Pei Miao's hard work in the field of beast masters and the fact that she has raised an apprentice who is also a beast master profession, this flaw is too obvious, so willing Senior Sister Qi took Senior Sister Pei Miao as a breakthrough point, and recruited Brother Lengbi, a beast master who had a lot of contact with Pei Douxing, as an accomplice."

Xie Qinwei: "Senior Brother Lengbi and Sister Gan Qi have an old relationship, but they have broken up for many years; in addition, Senior Brother Lengbi and Sister Pei Miao pretended to be lovers in a certain mission before, but they should be innocent. Senior Brother Lengbi Because of his good temper and patience in taking care of children, he is often entrusted to help take care of the children, Pei Douxing is one, and so is Yan Ziqi from our class."

Me: "Yan Ziqi is indeed Brother Lengbi's apprentice, he didn't help others."

3486_ How can we not be chaotic

Xie Qinwei: "Before Yan Ziqi was formally accepted as an apprentice, Senior Brother Lengbi took over... Hey, I seem to be calling you wrong again. From Yan Ziqi's point of view, I should be called Uncle Lengbi."

Me: "If you can't tell the difference, call me senior." I called after my brother and sister.If we count from our master ancestor, the generational hierarchy will be even more chaotic, because senior brother Lengbi calls our senior ancestor senior brother.

Xie Qinwei: "During the period when Yan Ziqi was just starting out and was not accepted as an apprentice, the main person who took care of her was Senior Lengbi. During getting along, both of them felt that each other was good, so Yan Ziqi later worshiped this master. Lengbi Several apprentices of Senior Bi were recruited in this way. I heard that the reason why Senior Leng Bi had an affair with Senior Sister Gan Qi was because Senior Sister Gan Qi was taken care of by Senior Leng Bi when she was a child. Senior is not good at rejecting people, when Senior Sister Gan Qi fell in love with him, he agreed; when Senior Sister Gan Qi was about to dump him, he also accepted. This seems to be a character set for a thousand years of spare tires."

Me: "It doesn't matter to spread rumors, but before spreading rumors, you should consider the force gap between yourself and the person being spread rumors? Unless you have the ability to resist blows of Senior Brother Mei Shuanli."

Xie Qinwei: "Senior Lengbi is gentle and tolerant, especially he doesn't care about the younger generation. But Senior Sister Gan Qi is indeed dangerous. Although she always ruins the reputation of Senior Lengbi's innocence, others follow her words and say that she To trouble someone."

Me: "Wait a minute, Senior Sister Gan Qi was taken care of by Senior Brother Leng Bi when she was a child, so that she could develop Electra complex, but there is such a big age difference between the two of them?"

Although senior brother Lengbi and my ancestor can be counted as one generation, but in terms of age, senior brother Lengbi must be younger than my father, and should not be much older than my brothers and sisters.Since Senior Brother Leng Bi has always been lower than my father in cultivation since he started, so even though he should be considered higher than my father in terms of seniority, my father can't call him senior, but the two of them are called individually according to their cultivation level.And because the two of them rarely met each other, when my brother and sister started practicing, they never saw the relationship between Dad and Senior Brother Lengbi, so they called it in the usual way: Yunxiazong's Qi training period is called this sect's Jindan period, nothing special The situation is all brothers and sisters.

After that, I will call my brothers and sisters...

So the title relationship of Yunxiazong is always so chaotic, I wonder how other sects can not be chaotic.

3487_Reminder to be vigilant

Xie Qinwei: "I don't know the age difference between the two of them, but who said there must be an age difference in taking care of me? Jing'er has also taken care of me for so many years."

Me: "Peers who take care of each other are called childhood sweethearts. What does it have to do with Electra complex?"

Xie Qinwei: "Senior Lengbi is particularly mature and steady like his father?"

Me: "Do you really want to be a parent recently? Especially after Duan Yanzhou was born."

Xie Qinwei: "Duan Yanzhou's name is really easy to get. What do you think? Connect the parents' surnames together and add a word by lot. I heard that the order of the parents' surnames is also determined by lottery."

Me: "The version I heard is that they agreed that the boy's surname will be that of Brother Duan Zhe's, and the girl's surname will be that of Senior Sister Yan Gui's."

Xie Qinwei: "Of course it's fake. They both thought of their names when they were both pregnant. Of course, their gender was determined when they were pregnant."

Me: "It's not necessarily that you started thinking about the name after you were pregnant, right? Maybe you thought about it before? For example, you and Junior Sister Yuan have probably talked about this, right? It's normal for couples to talk about children for many years, even if they talk about it Sometimes you don’t have hope, but you can talk in depth.”

It is really possible that my name was chosen after I was pregnant. After all, my father didn't expect what my mother wanted to do before, and although my mother intended to conceive a child, she must focus on calculating my father. Wait until the calculation is successful and the mood is relaxed before thinking about "if you are pregnant", and then immediately find out that you are really pregnant, so you don't make assumptions and go directly to reality.

And when it comes to talking about hypotheses, we had a very in-depth discussion. I remember there was a report that the couple talked about "if you win 500 million yuan", and finally called the police station.

Xie Qinwei: "It's crooked again, I want you to be more vigilant, and watch out for those two senior sisters who are obsessed with research to cross the boundary. If you want to say how far the two of them can cross the boundary, look at Senior Lengbi Now the reputation is known, and the innocence is completely ruined. Senior Sister Gan Qi is really crazy and selfish, compared to Senior Sister Xu Jingqi, she is a little bit better, but it is hard to say that she has been with Senior Sister Gan Qi for a long time recently."

Me: "Thank you, I will pay attention, but you contacted me just to remind? Just for my sake? It seems that we don't have such a good friendship?"

Xie Qinwei: "We have a lot of connections. It's not easy to meet fellow villagers in another world."

Me: "Actually, we may not be fellow villagers. Maybe we come from different worlds. It's just that the two worlds have many similarities, similar to the mirrored secret realm."