Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0063_ call brother

Maybe I figured out that the young master's human eyesight was a bit blatant, he shuddered, and asked the elder brother in a very solemn, almost cautious manner: "Excuse me, is this brother?"

I:"……"

After all, the eldest brother is well-informed, so he took the young master's words quite calmly: "I am definitely not your brother."

"Ah, no, what I mean is," the young master was a little messy, "Your Excellency is a beauty...is this aunt...the elder brother of fellow Taoist?"

Me: What is a auntie?

Big Brother: "Lin'er, call me big brother."

I didn't...well I did. "Big Brother" is called "Big Brother" for short. The reason why "Brother" is repeated is to distinguish it from my serious brother Pei Sen.

It's all black history. I didn't understand the situation when I was a child. I was deceived by these senior brothers and sisters and did a lot of stupid things. I still don't want to face it. I'm ashamed to see them. I wish I could live forever.

"Big brother." The young master solemnly called out.

My young master, I expect you to express as much regret as I do in the future.

"Good boy." The senior brother smiled kindly, grabbed some candy and gave it to the young master, then calmly walked towards the fourth candidate who had reached the top of the mountain.

——It seems that No.1 was harassed by him before I came up.

Holding the candy, the young master turned his head and smiled silly at me: "Brother is so kind."

I bought you off with a handful of candy, and you are so easy to pass.Me: "I don't have the slightest blood relationship with him, I just live close to him and have known him since childhood."

The young master's expression changed suddenly: "My childhood sweetheart?"

Me: "What do I have to do to make you believe I'm a man?" Shall I show you naked?Forget it, you misunderstood.

The young master said to me seriously: "I already believe it, but I don't mind if the future Taoist partner is a man."

Oh, what a coincidence, I don't mind either, but I mind that the man is you.

"So," the young master showed a cautious expression again, "you and big brother... have a relationship..."

I looked around, and there were already a lot of idlers who came over to listen, and there were more people who didn't have to come and listen because of their good cultivation. We've known each other since childhood."

The young master turned right, turned right, turned right, turned right again with a wooden face, and finally asked me for confirmation: "All?"

Me: "Yes, except for these two candidates this year, oh, adding you is three, except for the three of you, all of them."

The young master looked bewildered, and I almost despaired of his IQ.

"What's so hard to understand?" No.4 came over and looked at the young master with contempt, "It means that this girl grew up in the Yunxia Sect. She's the second generation."

0064_ Disciple's Destiny

I sighed and corrected first: "Although I may not look the same, my gender is really male."

No.4 was surprised when he heard the words, and the next reaction was exactly the same as that of the young master. He looked at my chest first, then at my neck, and finally nodded: "Sorry. No wonder I don't like you, and I thought I would never be jealous How did my gay and beautiful self suddenly learn to be jealous? It turned out that my instinct recognized your essence."

No.4 is a girl, tall and heroic, but she seems to be a bit hostile to men. Just now, she didn't look good on the young master. After knowing my gender, she also turned down her face on me. Oh, before that, the big brother used to be His good popularity also hit a wall when facing her.

There is something wrong with Yunxiazong's discipleship this year. I don't know about No. 1 for the time being, but there are some problems with No. [-] to [-], maybe the problem is not small.

When No.5 came up, I realized that this year's disciple fate might really be wrong.

No.5 is also a girl, a loli to be precise, about six or seven years old.When I came up, my face was as white as a ghost, I may have fallen a few times on the road, my body was dirty, and my face was covered with mud and grass.As soon as I came up, my feet went limp and I fell to the ground. After being in a daze for a few seconds, I started to whimper, and then quickly developed into crying, crying until I hiccupped. No one tried to persuade me.

"Aren't you going to appease the future junior sister?" I asked the senior brother who wandered around to me and looked at the crying loli without saying a word.

Big brother: "I'm not good at raising children."

Me: "Don't be modest, six or seven years old is nothing, you also took care of me when I was six or seven months old."

Eldest brother: "So to put it another way, I'm not good at raising children who can't understand, get into trouble and can't be punished."

Me: "It's as if you were able to punish me back then." Of course you can punish me now, and my father will definitely not stop him, he will only be pleased that someone can take care of me for him.But back then when I was a baby, my father still had little expectations of my talent in sword cultivation, and he treated me like a disciple to protect me, so that no one would overstep his authority in the matter of discipline.Now, I'm just a bad son to him.As long as he doesn't kill or maim me, he won't bother to care how others treat me.

Eldest brother: "Lin'er, didn't you hear it? I'm praising you for not causing trouble and being obedient."

Me: "Please call me well, if I don't protest you will still be called an addict, right?"

Big brother: "It suits you very well, very cute. Yes, everyone."

"Yes." More than one person agreed.Of course, when the eldest brother spoke, Yun Xiazong never had more than one person to agree.If I can't beat him...

Alas, the point of the problem is that I can't beat him...

0065_formal examination

The sun sets, and when the last ray of sunshine disappears, this year's mountaineering project comes to an end.Unfortunately, the candidates who were still on the way to the mountain were sent back to the foot of the mountain immediately.The climbing path is closed. Before the next selection meeting, apart from the disciples who hold tokens and the invited guests, oh, and the uninvited guests who can break through the Yunxia Sect's defensive formation on their own, no one can enter except for these people Yunxiazong.

Even at the moment of sunset, only one step away from the top of the mountain, you can only come back ten years later—if you can wait another ten years to enter the Yunxia Sect.

Every time the mountaineering event of the selection meeting, there will be people who are only one step away complaining why they don't let the net out, just like the classmates who wailed the most in their previous lives were always 59 points.

But, don't complain, don't whine, passing the passing line is a difficult challenge, and luck and strength are indispensable. If you choose such a challenge, you really can't be heartbroken because the teacher is not merciful, because it is completely self-inflicted.The path you choose, you have to bear the consequences yourself.

After the mountain climbing pass, the next step is the formal entrance examination.

First of all, it is the customary spirit root test.

In fact, the form of spiritual root testing at this time is more meaningful than actual, because the climbing path itself has already screened the spiritual roots. As long as people reach the peak within the specified time, at least the three spiritual roots have not escaped.

If someone can pass the mountain climbing road with four spiritual roots, five spiritual roots, or even no spiritual roots, then the Yunxia Sect will actually accept it, or even more so.To successfully pass the test with the innately deficient conditions, then this person must have something special, and these special things are often more exciting to Yunxia Zong than the advantages of spiritual roots.

——Based on the background of the Yunxia Sect, if the disciple really has a great opportunity, the Sect doesn't mind devoting all the strength of the sect to cultivate an all-round talent with five spiritual roots according to the ancient standards. He became a top school in one fell swoop, and not only all the previous investment was recovered, but the interest was infinite.

It's a pity that there are too few such special people. The occasional four or five non-spiritual roots of Yunxiazong basically come in through the back door, and it has nothing to do with the mountain climbing road.For example, my father's first wife, Senior Sun, and if I don't have spiritual roots, then I will definitely be one of the back door people.

Occasionally, there are four or five non-spiritual roots on the mountain climbing road. Although they have shown some special features and have been trained to be qualified disciples of the Yunxia Sect, they are not special enough to make the Yunxia Sect relentlessly support them. the point.The realm of ascension is still just an ancient legend.

0066_Lingbao Yunxia

There are many ways to measure spiritual roots. To put it bluntly, any monk above the foundation stage can know the condition of the person's spiritual root by using spiritual power to turn the person's body. The premise of doing this is that the other party has no cultivation or his cultivation level is far lower than his own, or he trusts himself so completely that he has no resistance when being probed by spiritual power.

Although it is convenient to use human beings as detectors, the viewing effect is really not good, there is no light and shadow effect, and the conclusion can only rely on the dry dictation of the tester.Except for testing his own disciples, it is basically impossible for monks with a little bit of status to do such a cheap thing, and it is even more impossible to allow people to watch while testing.

The only ones who don't have much complaints, or who have complaints and can only be honestly used as humanoid detectors, are the Foundation Establishment Stage, which is at the bottom of the cultivation world.However, the disciples in the Foundation Establishment Period always made people wonder if there would be errors in their test results, or if they would intentionally misreport their spiritual roots due to personal grievances.

Therefore, the selection conferences of various sects need a more objective thing to test their spiritual roots, and this is easier to achieve than finding a monk to test, and magic tools can do it.This is a popular magic weapon that can be widely sold publicly, and the lowest kind of ordinary people can afford it.

However, Yunxiazong insisted on its own identity, and used a spirit treasure in the selection meeting.The so-called spirit treasure is an artifact that has been born with a spirit, has self-awareness, is already a living thing to a certain extent, and can even be cultivated and upgraded, and it is possible to become a Mahayana stage.

Lingbao can recognize the master or not, depending on whether it has met someone it likes and is willing to regard as the master.

This spiritual treasure of the Yunxia Sect does not recognize someone from the Yunxia Sect as its master, it originally belonged to the founder of the sect.After the death of the patriarch—although the patriarch was a Mahayana cultivator and had a very long lifespan, he still couldn't escape the cycle of life and death—the Lingbao took it as his duty to protect the entire Yunxia sect.It can be said that it regards the entire Yunxia Sect as the main body, and does not belong to a specific person.

The name of this spirit treasure - spirit treasures have names, just like people have names - is called Yunxia.That's right, the name of the Yunxia Sect is derived from it, first there was the Lingbao Yunxia, ​​and then there was the sect Yunxia Sect.Perhaps for Ms. Yunxia, ​​Yunxia Sect is not its master, but its child.But no matter what it thinks of Yunxia Sect, the result is that Ms. Yunxia guards Yunxia Sect wholeheartedly.

The correct name for this spirit treasure should also be 'she' rather than 'it'.

Lingbao Yunxia can transform into a human form, which is a very elegant and gentle lady.I can't help thinking about what Ms. Yunxia has to say about my Zongkaizong Patriarch, but after thinking about it, I feel that if that is the case, Ms. Yunxia who lived alone after the death of the Patriarch would be too cruel.

Therefore, pure friendship is better. It is better for Ms. Yunxia to have the coldness of objects without too much human sensibility. It is better to be "it" instead of "she".Although with their level of cultivation, life and death can be dealt with calmly, but... I just think it's too cruel.