Who Stole My Eggs?

“Plop—!”

Lu Xiaopang couldn’t wait and climbed up the stone platform with his naked body exposed then jumped naked into the hot spring, splashing water three feet high.

“It’s my turn.” Xie Zuo followed, untied his clothes, and was about to strip naked like Lu Xiaopang when he suddenly noticed a look of disapproval.

Xie Zuo turned his head and saw Huo Yao staring at him.

“Great Deity of Thunder!”

“?”

Xie Zuo ripped off his belt, took off his clothes in three strokes, stuck out his tongue at Huo Yao, and jumped naked into the hot spring.

“Wow—!” He splashed a higher and bigger splash.

Shi Yuan, following behind, couldn’t dodge and was drenched from head to toe, as if he had just soaked in the pool.

Shi Yuan wiped his face angrily and said, “You guys, do you know what etiquette and shame are? You dare not wear clothes in broad daylight!”

Lu Xiaopang popped his head out of the water, “What clothes should we wear to take a bath?”

“Hahaha, you’re right!” Xie Zuo appeared next to Lu Xiaopang and whispered a few words in his ear.

“Look at me!” Lu Xiaopang plunged into the water.

Xie Zuo stood up and looked at Huo Yao with a smile, “Great Thunder Deity, won’t you come down?”

Shi Yuan, still wearing his tattered cassock, hesitated by the hot spring. If he took it off, he would be as shameless as Xie Zuo and the others. If he didn’t take it off, it would be too uncomfortable to take a bath like this.

The sound of “wow-wow-” came from the water. When Shi Yuan saw it, Huo Yao had also taken off his clothes and was getting into the water.

“Huo Er…” Looking at Huo Yao’s strong and toned body, Shi Yuan was envious and confused at the same time. Alas, why did he take it all off?

“Ah ha -, come down here quickly!” Lu Xiaopang suddenly popped up from the edge of the pool, grabbed Shi Yuan’s ankles with both hands, and dragged him into the water.

“Ahem, cough, let go!” Shi Yuan struggled to stabilize his body, ” Lu Xiaopang, you’ve learned so bad from Xie Zuo…”

“Hahaha, I am wrong for dragging you?” Lu Xiaopang was like a nimble fat fish, the fight with Shi Yuan caused a lot of splashes.

“Well, the little monk finally took off his clothes.” Xie Zuo looked at the old cassock floating leisurely from the bottom of the water, reached out to fish it out and put it on the shore, leaning against it leisurely, “It’s so comfortable.”

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The majestic and stern appearance of Beiyuan Mountain contained a warm pearl. Near the top of the mountain, there were several hot spring pools connected by different sizes and scattered at different heights. The surroundings were filled with hot air and lush vegetation, just like a fairyland in midsummer.

After arriving here, Xie Zuo felt that all the muscles and bones in his body were truly relaxed. Living at the foot of the mountain for the past few days, although it didn’t freeze him, it was genuinely uncomfortable. Now soaking in the hot spring water, Xie Zuo’s pores all over his body were stretched, and he was so comfortable.

Xie Zuo laid on his back for a while, then turned over and laid on the bank, letting the warm stones roast him evenly.

He was drowsy, the water around him was surging, and Huo Yao was walking past him.

Xie Zuo looked at him with half-closed eyes. This was the first time he saw Huo Yao without clothes…

The water droplets slid down the tight muscle lines and down his back.

“The Great Deity of Thunder.” Xie Zuo immediately perked up in front of the beauty. He followed Huo Yao, “I’m hungry.”

“You’re not hungry.” Huo Yao rejected him coldly. Xie Zuo would be satiated for at least three days after drinking the divine blood, so Huo Yao would not let him drink for now.

“Okay, I’m greedy.” Xie Zuo grabbed Huo Yao, “Give me a bite, Deity of Thunder.”

Huo Yao’s voice was low and hoarse, “Let go and stay away from me.”

Xie Zuo let go of his hand unwillingly and watched helplessly as Huo Yao ran alone to the pool below.

Xie Zuo laid on the edge of the pool, picked up a handful of water, and threw it at Huo Yao, “Huo Yao, why are you hiding so far away? Is water below better than the water above?”

Huo Yao looked back at him, got up, and moved to a place where Xie Zuo couldn’t reach by throwing water.

It was obvious that he didn’t want to deal with Xie Zuo and wasn’t allowing him to get close.

“Ugh, who wants to be next to you!” Xie Zuo made a gesture of wiping his neck at Huo Yao.

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Lu Xiaopang suddenly came out of the water and climbed onto Xie Zuo’s back like a frog. “Little Uncle Xie, come and play with us. Why are you lying down all the time?”

Lu Xiaopang was young, but his body was solid. Xie Zuo was suddenly attacked by him, his waist bent, and the soles of his feet slipped, almost falling into the water.

Shi Yuan, who was next to him, was waiting for the opportunity to move forward, hugged Xie Zuo’s leg, and pulled hard.

“Ouch, you guys—!” Xie Zuo was attacked from above and below, completely unable to stabilize, and fell onto his back into the spring water.

“Hahaha—!” Lu Xiaopang and Shi Yuan burst into triumphant laughter.

The embarrassed Xie Zuo got up and turned around to catch them, “Little fat, little bald donkey, don’t run away! If I had sons like you, I would beat your butts every day, come here!”

Huo Yao sat alone in the hot spring below, listening to the laughter and quarrels above. Xie Zuo’s words, “If I had a son like you…” were still floating in the air, making Huo Yao even more restless.

Huo Yao waved, and two jars of wine flew out from the small wooden house next to the hot spring and landed firmly beside him. He grabbed one jar, opened the lid, and took a big sip.

The hot and fragrant wine flowed down his throat, immediately dispelling the boredom in Huo Yao’s heart, and he drank it one after another.

Huo Yao hasn’t drink wine like this since heavenly father returned to Tiandi. He was not a drinker. He was not as intemperate as Wu Xiao, who always got drunk every time he had wine. Huo Yao had always been sober, restrained, and strictly followed every commandment.

For tens of thousands of years, he had meticulously carried out the laws of Tiandi. However, he lost his heavenly father who loved and protected him, Wu Xiao turned against him, and all creatures in the six realms were afraid of him…

He had a supreme status and invincible divine power, but so what?

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Huo Yao was drinking happily below, and the aroma of wine had already drifted above, attracting Xie Zuo’s attention.

Xie Zuo took a deep breath of the strange fragrance and immediately salivated, “What is this smell? It smells so good!”

Lu Xiaopang chuckled and said, “Uncle Xie is really a monk. This is wine. You have never drunk it? My dad is an old drunkard. If he doesn’t take a few sips, he will feel uncomfortable all over!”

Xie Zuo quickly identified the source of the wine smell. He climbed ashore and wrapped himself in clothes. “Huo Yao actually ate it alone. I have to go take a look at the good food.”

Xie Zuo ran to Huo Yao and asked, “Is this the wine you are drinking? Why does it smell so fragrant? Let me try it too?”

Huo Yao had already drunk a large jar of wine. His beautiful cold eyes were a little red, and his body felt hot.

“You want to try it?” Huo Yao asked.

“Can’t I?” Xie Zuo had already reached for the remaining jar of wine with one hand.

“Pa!” Huo Yao reached out and held Xie Zuo down, “I’ll feed you.”

“Huh?”

Huo Yao drank the last sip of wine, threw away the wine jar, and suddenly pulled Xie Zuo into the spring water.

Huo Yao held him down, lowered his head and kissed him hard.

Xie Zuo finally tasted the wine and Huo Yao again.

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“Hey, why is both of them fighting?” Lu Xiaopang realized something was wrong and shouted, “Shi Yuan, let’s go and start a fight.”

Shi Yuan glanced down and secretly cursed these two people for being shameless.

Both of them was obscene and immoral, refused to avoid people while doing intimacy. He quickly covered Lu Xiaopang’s eyes and pulled him aside, “They were having fun, I saw a fish swimming past, let’s go and see what kind of rare fish it was!”