The Lame Daoist Priest

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I shook the “Spells of Enchantment” to the cheap man and said, “I am studying spells, you either eat durian quietly here, or go back upstairs and stay, don’t disturb me.”

The cheap man cut the durian and said, “Brother, wait till tomorrow to finish things, I want to visit my cousin.”

“Row.”

The cheap man leaned over and looked at the charm on the book and asked, “Brother, this is the town corpse you said? It seems to be not the same as Yang Fu.” The cheap man took out a Yang Fu from his pocket. There was a comparison.

I explained: “Yangfu’s strokes are simple and easy to activate, and it is one of the most basic spells of Taoism. This” Village Charm “not only has a complicated writing sequence, but also has a cumbersome activation method. It belongs to intermediate spells. The ability to draw this thing is not easy. “

“Brother, I believe in your strength! Don’t be so nervous, come and relax with durian!” The humble man handed a duo of durian and handed it over.

My head shook like a rattle: “No need, you can eat it yourself, but I have a little suggestion. You know I don’t like the taste of durian. Would you like to eat there?”

I studied half-night and tried to draw symbols 35 times, and all ended in failure.

At about 10 o’clock the next morning, boss Shi drove us to the cemetery. Today is really terrible. The yin qi has already radiated through the ground. The entire three meters around the tombstone is filled with a light yin. This The corpse is definitely a big problem! Yesterday, the yin qi was not so heavy, and after only one night, the earth-shaking changes have taken place!

Seeing me staring solemnly at the tombstone, boss Shi asked: “What’s wrong? Xiaolong.”

I said in a deep voice: “Boss Shi, there is another problem in the cemetery. According to your description, no one fainted or felt unwell on the day when the coffin was just opened. This proves that although there is yin in the coffin, it is very poor. , Is not enough to affect people, and yesterday, there was a lot of yin in the coffin, you also saw, Miss Shi just fainted after jumping off. Today’s yin is stronger than yesterday, I don’t believe you walked near the tombstone to try , You will feel cold all over. “

Boss Shi didn’t seem to believe it. He looked at the sun in the sky, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and walked towards the tombstone.

But as soon as he walked into the envelope of yin qi, he couldn’t help but tremble, and hurried back, feeling the goose bumps on his body, and said: “It’s so **** wicked, the temperature of more than 20 degrees today, how Will it be so cold? Xiaolong, you must seize the time to solve the problem. My dad’s body is still in the morgue, and I must seize the time to bury it. “

I’m speechless. You really don’t feel backache when you stand up. One is not allowed to burn, the other is not allowed to use nails, and the third is to let me solve it quickly. Do you think I am a god? No way, who is the employer? Must obey the employer ’s intention, it seems that you can only dig according to the original plan, remove the old lady ’s body, expose her to the sun, and promote the absorption of calcium. You must know that the elderly are caused by calcium deficiency. Osteoporosis. . .

At my request, boss Shi found an excavator and a crane and worked for more than an hour. The coffin was hung out. The yin on the coffin was called a heavy one. Fortunately, it was noon. The yang was fierce. Those yin qi are forced into the coffin and dare not come out.

The leader of the construction team asked: “Boss Shi, what’s wrong with this coffin? It has often been dug out in recent days.”

Boss Shi reluctantly replied a few words, paid, and sent those people away, and the mediocre man and I opened the coffin.

The old lady was surrounded by anger. It stands to reason that the corpse should have been ignited into the brain and caused the corpse to change, but she was still lying in the coffin honestly, which made me a little puzzled.

The yang energy at noon was really not covered, and the qi of the old lady was dispelled in a short time, so as to effectively prevent the old lady from becoming dead, and give me a few days to draw the corpse charm. , Put a post on her head, she can no longer jump!

After the body was exposed to the sun for two hours, the anger was almost gone. Boss Shi called the construction team again, put the coffin back with a crane, and filled the big pit.

Although the old lady has a strong yin, she has no consciousness, so she can’t control the yin, and although the elder sister’s yin is not as good as the old lady, she knows how to control the yin, so even in the strong sunlight, she It will not dissipate, but the strength will be suppressed, and her yin attack has no effect.

After burying the big pit, I told boss Shi to go to the city and go back later.

Because the cheap man said he was going to see his cousin, I was afraid that he would be lost. I had to choose to go with him. Besides, I also wanted to visit Xiaohui. We occasionally have a phone call. , It doesn’t look good not to look at it.

Today was Saturday. The bus was crowded. I sat for more than an hour. After getting off the bus, I saw the cheap male cousin who came to pick up the station. What is Chen Nuo? He took us to a high-end restaurant. There is also Chen Nuo ’s friend, Lin Mo. They are in their second year of high school this year. Because everyone is about the same age, and the two are also more cheerful and talk more funny, everyone will soon be together.

Entering the single room, Chen Nuoha laughed and said: “Cousin, we haven’t seen it in so many years, we must drink it today! Waiter, give us a bottle from 1982 …”

1982? Rafi? I heard that there are tens of thousands of bottles. Does it mean that the cousin of a cheap man is very rich? Just when I thought of this, I only heard Chen Nuo continue to say: “Qingdao in 1982, I want Qingdao Chunsheng, you know? Come to a bottle, we will drink two or two each.”

I almost didn’t fall off my chair. This b is indeed a cousin of a cheap man. . .

During the meal, Chen Nuo said angrily that a new kid from their class had grown so lascivious, and he even tried to **** the title of “Little Prince of Pornography” with him.

The man named Lin Mo was small and cheap, but compared with the cheap men, it was a little witch.

When I came, I told the cheap guys not to tell us our true identity.

I have eaten a meal until six o’clock in the evening. Since I still have to go back by car, I won’t go to see Xiaohui today. Let’s talk about it another day.

Returning to Boss Shi ’s villa, I continued to study the corpse charm. Unfortunately, after studying the half-stay, it was still unsuccessful. This charm was really a pitfall. The chicken blood and cinnabar I brought were almost used up, but it still failed.

The next day, when we came to the cemetery again, I was completely stunned, and the area of ​​ten kilometers around the tomb was completely shrouded in yin gas! We are now standing near the tomb. Boss Shi is wearing a trench coat and rubbing his hands continually, and the mediocre man and I are vigorously yang, and the qi can not invade the body, but even so, we feel cold and chilly.

Boss Shi said displeasedly: “Xiaolong, can you really do this thing? If you can’t do it, say as soon as possible, and I will ask Gao Ming.”

I’m fucking, are you losing temper with me? I said cremation, you do n’t agree, I said nails, you do n’t agree, now your mother is about to become a zombie, I do n’t know what to do, this situation is unheard of, yesterday, the body was overcast All the qi has dissipated. Why is it worse today than yesterday morning? The yin qi has spread so much for ten kilometers! I solemnly said: “Boss Shi, even if you ask Gao Ming, you may not be able to solve this problem. Now you can also see that the corpse has been spreading for some reason. If it does not burn out, I am afraid there will be a big Trouble. “

Boss Shi was not busy arguing this time, but was silent.

Just at this moment, a small car came over in the distance.

Huh? There is no road at all here, but a meadow, how come there is a car? Within a few tens of kilometers, there is only such a solitary tomb. Is it relative of Boss Shi?

The car stopped near us, the door opened, and a short-haired girl came out, wearing white half-sleeves, white casual pants, about 16 or 7 years old, giving a feeling of not eating human fireworks. Even I feel chilly, but she seems to be okay.

Seeing the beautiful woman, the slobber almost didn’t spit out, and Fartian ran over and asked: “Beauty, are you lost? Tell me where do you want to go? My nickname is the map little prince, the entire Qingtian City There is no place I do n’t know! “

Since meeting his cousin Chen Nuo yesterday, he has learned to call himself ‘XX Little Prince’, which makes people feel helpless.

The girl ignored him, but looked around, and said to herself, “If you see Sanqi in Wuyang, you should prefer to be high-spirited; when suddenly you are in the five-yin position, you should be wise to clarify for the Lord. Good A feng shui treasure place where a husband and wife are buried, the hub is a different world, and death is the same point. If the burial is done, it will bless the descendants of the shade. Why is there such a strong temper? “She looked at the cheap man and asked:” Buried in the grave Is it your parents? “

The humble man shook his head. The girl’s self-talk just shocked him.

I also heard her self-talk, shocked by the inability to add, this girl seems to be more powerful than me, is she trying to grab my business?

Boss Shi said quickly: “Girl, my mother is buried in the grave.”

“Tell me your mother’s birth date and time.” The girl said in command.

Boss Shi hastily reported the date of birth of her mother.

The girl pinched her fingers for a while and said to herself: “Guisi, Dingyou, Xinmao, Yihai, when the yin and yin and the yin and yin, it must be that the yin and yang were deliberately reversed at the time of burial. Happening.”

What the hell! Is it so fierce? Sister, this is not a movie! Just observe the terrain and report the birth date. When you calculate it slightly, you can guess everything correctly, and the score is not bad. How can this master be mixed in the future? !

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