The Lame Daoist Priest

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Just when I was in doubt, the cheap man said: “Brother, will the body feel uncomfortable on the left, so he struck a place on his own and ran to the right? This is human nature, we should understand. “

Understand your grandma! Show me a place after you die? ! But the mediocre man reminded me, and I asked Boss Shi: “Is there any trace of the grave that has been excavated?”

Boss Shi said: “My family sweeps the tomb every year during the Tomb Sweeping Festival, and has not seen any weird phenomena.”

“Boss Shi, in order to save land resources, the country requires that people must be cremated after death. Why didn’t you cremate then? If cremated, there would be no such trouble.”

Boss Shi poured us a cup of tea and said, “It was Mr. Feng Shui who taught me to do this. He said that if cremated, this tomb would be useless, and I tried to contact that Mr. Feng Shui that day, but I couldn’t find him, and then suddenly remembered that the old money told me about you last time, and I found you. “

I frowned slightly and said, “Boss Shi, where is your mother’s body? I suspect her body will be transformed.”

“What does corpse change mean?” Boss Shi asked.

“It’s a scam, will it jump and bite like a beast, have you seen the zombie movie? It’s almost like that.”

Boss Shi didn’t seem to believe me, and he lighted a cigarette and said, “No, Xiaolong, you said it’s too dangling. This is not a movie. Everyone is dead. How can they jump up.”

“Boss Shi, I didn’t lie to you. There is a ghost in your room now. Would you like to see it? I have a way for you to see her.” The ghost I said was the **** sister who followed me all the time.

Who knew Boss was scared by me? He kept looking around and asked, “Is there really a ghost?”

“Of course, rest assured, I’m there, it’s okay.” Then, I took out a Yin Rune, lit it out of thin air, extinguished the two groups of blazes on the shoulders of Boss Shi, and then pointed to the bleeding elder sister in the corner, said: “His The boss, please look over there. “

The goods almost didn’t scare me. An old man, the courage was so small. I hurriedly took out a Yang symbol and lit the fire on his shoulders.

He could no longer see the ghost at this time, but he still looked at the corner in horror and said, “Xiaolong, please trouble you to take this ghost away.”

“No.” I mean Sister Bleeding is my helper, how can I invite her away?

Boss Shi said: “Five thousand! Xiaolong, please take this ghost away, I will pay an extra five thousand commissions!”

Wo trough? ! Is it so simple to make fifty thousand more? Wealthy people like him don’t kill white and don’t kill, I said righteously: “Boss Shi is assured that I will definitely take this ghost away, and she will definitely not dare to come out and make a fuss with me.”

Sister Bleeding stood at the corner of the wall and stretched out three fingers, meaning that she would also have 3% of her 50,000 yuan.

This poor man. . . It ’s necessary to see the money, but this time I can earn 50,000 yuan, and thanks to her, give it, so I nodded secretly to the elder sister, and the cheap man looked at the secret movement between me and the elder sister doubtfully Just about to ask, I quickly took out two hundred dollars from my pocket and said, “Jiannan, when we came in, didn’t we see a fruit shop? Go buy two durians.”

“Thank you, brother!” The cheap man took two hundred dollars and ran out leapingly, whispering while running: “My grass, it’s awesome, and I gave another two hundred dollars …”

After leaving the cheap man, I asked: “Boss Shi, where are your parents’ bodies? I’m going to see them.”

“My father’s body was parked in the morgue of the hospital. My mother’s body was buried in the grave again. She has been dead for five years. The body has not rotted. I don’t want to let the matter spread out, so I buried it again. “

“Then let’s go check it out.”

Boss Shi looked at his watch and said: “No hurry. My son and daughter are back today. They should be home soon. Let’s have lunch together. After dinner, I will take you there again.”

I took out my phone and looked at it. It’s 10:30 in the morning. It’s okay. After lunch, it’s noon. If the corpse is really in trouble, you can wipe it out with violent sunlight.

After about an hour or so, Boss Shi ’s son and daughter came back. Not to mention, although Boss Shi was fat, his son and daughter were quite beautiful, and they looked pretty good. , Pinch the phone and don’t let go, but the mean guy is sending messages, and she is playing QQ.

Boss Shi really has money. His son and daughter are holding the latest ifuck4, which is said to be 5,000 yuan, which we can’t afford.

Boss Shi briefly introduced his son named Shi Aolong and his daughter Shi Aofeng.

Shi Aolong is more talkative. Although there is an arrogant name in his name, he is very peaceful. As for Shi Aofeng, he seldom speaks, with arrogance in his eyes, as if he looks down on me and the cheap man.

At noon we had a meal in a luxury hotel. After the meal, boss Shi took us to the cemetery. I looked around. It was a wasteland. The ground was covered with grass. I did n’t see any special places. I do n’t know the feng shui pattern, and there seems to be nothing abnormal here. I looked at the cheap man and asked, “Jiannan, do you see anything abnormal?”

“It’s similar to other graves, not even half a ghost.”

I looked at the bleeding elder sister again, and the elder sister said eeriely: “There is yin.”

Of course, there is yin, everyone on earth knows, and you still use it? If there is no anger, the corpse has already rotted. I said to Boss Shi: “If you only look at the appearance, there is nothing unusual. I hope to open the museum as soon as possible and let me look at the corpse before I can make a judgment.”

“No problem.” Boss Shi took the phone and said, “I’ll call for someone to come.”

I did n’t stop him. Just call it. It does n’t matter if the corpse has changed. People who have just died for a few years, even if they have become zombies, are nowhere near worse.

Boss Shi is very efficient. After more than half an hour after the phone call, there was a team of people, and there was an excavator, even with a shovel. After digging for more than ten minutes, I saw the coffin. The yin gas radiated out, shaking the blaze of the workers’ blaze.

After cleaning for more than two hours, a big pit measuring three meters by three meters was dug, so that it was all right. Boss Shi paid and let the engineering team go.

Me and the men jumped out of the big pit, each of them put two positive signs on them, cocked the coffin nails, and we two opened the coffin lid.

A breath of air came over my face, and I held my breath. The elder sister quickly took away the anger. We looked into the coffin and found that there was an old lady’s body lying inside. The body was wearing a Tang suit, and his hands were on his stomach. There is no sign of decay, just like an old man lying and sleeping there, but she has a thick yin.

“Grandma!” Shi Aolong and Shi Aofeng exclaimed and were about to jump off.

I quickly stopped saying, “Don’t come down! There is danger!”

“You are bluffing, what’s the danger?” Then, Shi Aofeng didn’t listen to my advice, jumped down, the yin qi in the pit instantly invaded her body, and the fire on her body flickered, just looked at it. To be completely blown out, my eyes were fast, and I quickly took off a Yang symbol on my shoulder, quickly ignited, and wrapped around Shi Aofeng’s head to ensure that the fire above her head would not go out.

And she had already fainted. I said to the boss Shi and Aolong above: “Hurry up and pull her up.”

They hurriedly pulled Shi Aofeng up and shook her for a long time before waking her up. Boss Shi was relieved and stood by the pit and asked: “Xiaolong, how could this be? We did not open the coffin a few days ago. Encountered such a thing. “

I shook my head and said, “I don’t know, but what is certain is that this body will change sooner or later.”

“What should I do?”

I reached out my finger and said, “There are two ways now. First, get some gasoline and burn the body; second, nail it into its cerebellum. Once the cerebellum is destroyed, the body will not jump.”

“Pin the nail in your head?” Boss Shi asked: “Isn’t it enough to put a spell on the body in the movie?”

I said in embarrassment: “That kind of spell does exist, but I can’t draw it. The safest way is to burn the body.”

Boss Shi said: “It doesn’t matter if the corpse has changed? This coffin is buried more than a meter below the ground, and with nails on the coffin, she can’t break the coffin and jump out of the soil layer.”

“It’s not easy to say this thing, boss Shi, if you really don’t want to burn the body, you can only nail a few nails to her head.”

“That won’t work either. Nail nails on the body after death. This is a blasphemy against my mother, Xiaolong, think about other ways.”

Any other ideas? It wo n’t burn, it wo n’t do nails. You know, if the corpse is really dead, it ’s surprisingly powerful, maybe it will jump out. It ’s not good to hurt people at that time. Not heavy, but why is there so much anger on the body? It stands to reason that this body should rot normally.

Also, why did the corpse originally buried on the right come to the left?

I thought about it for a while, and said, “Then wait for noon tomorrow, basking the body with the sun to disperse the yin qi, and then I will find a way to draw a spell to prevent her body from changing, and then I can be buried.”

Boss Shi said in favor: “This is fine, just do it!”

We buried the tomb. It was more than seven o’clock in the evening. We went back to Boss Shi’s villa and took a shower. After eating, I sat in the living room and looked at the “Spells”. When I came out this time, I brought Things are relatively complete, including the encyclopedia of spells.

I found the “Town Body Charm”, but this thing is more difficult to draw, and the order of writing is very complicated. While I was studying, the cheap man walked with a durian on his face and asked: “Big brother, look What about the yellow book? “

My day …

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