The Disastrous Life of Saiki

**Teruhashi:** I can't believe we would be destroyed by that meteor. Anyway, Saiki finally stared at me. Ah, I love you, Teruhashi. That's what he was thinking, right?

**Mugami:** Kokomi, here's a tea for you in your favorite cup.

**Teruhashi:** Don't even show up before me again. How could you come to school like that, knowing you're a famous actor?

**Mugami:** I am sorry, Kokomi. You are right. I beg your forgiveness by drinking this tea.

**Teruhashi:** (Drinks a bit from the tea) Go and see who it is. Someone is ringing the door.

**Mugami:** Four eyes, what do you want here? And why is this other guy with you? So you finally showed your true colors. I am really proud you had the courage and pride to accept that you love men, not women.

**Saiki:** Kusuke, Teruhashi's brother, Teruhashi's brother, my brother Kusuke.

**Kusuke:** Haha, I knew actors were idiots, but I never thought they had the intelligence of a monkey.

**Teruhashi:** That voice... is that Saiki?!

**Saiki and Teruhashi:** I have been holding this for too long, but I really want to date you, Teruhashi/Saiki.

**Mugami:** Huh!!!

**Kusuke:** Ohhh.

**Mugami:** Don't you dare, four eyes. You don't even have the quality of skin to stay around Kokomi, much less date her. She can only be with me since I am her other half. Can't you see that she always has that golden aura around her?

**Kusuke:** I thought I told you once, but you don't even know that Saiki's brain intelligence doesn't compare to yours. It's like comparing plastic with gold, and you're the plastic one.

**Saiki and Teruhashi:** But I want to date him/her.

**Mugami and Kusuke:** Shut up. I know what's best for you.

**Saiki:** Oh, Teruhashi-san, I would love to make your life completely happy and filled with children.

**Teruhashi:** Saiki-kun, me too. Please let me be...

**Mugami:** Kokomi, stop! Don't trust that guy. Trust me, I am your brother. Only I can make you happy. Please, Kokomi.

**Teruhashi:** Go away, you idiot. (Kicks Mugami)

**Kusuke:** You know that if you get with her, she will discover your powers, right? This may not look like it, but handling a girl is really stressful. Plus, if you get a wife, you won't have any time to deal with me.

**Saiki:** As if I wanted to deal with you.

**Saiki and Teruhashi:** I love you!

**Saiki:** This is it Teruhashi. Get up.

**Teruhashi:** What do you mean, get up? You came here.

**Saiki:** You are asleep!!

**Teruhashi:** (Wakes up) What is this? (Sees herself tied to a bed) What is this!!!

**Mugami:** I am coming, Kokomi. Just wait for me.

**Saiki:** Good grief, this is a bit too much. (Becomes invisible and cuts the strings tied to Teruhashi's hands and feet. Uses forced telepathy to call the police to get Mugami.)

**Mugami:** Kokomi, I did it for us!

**Teruhashi:** Jail is better for you.

**Mugami:** Ah, if you say so, then I shall stay there.