Rebirth of the God-level Xueba

Chapter 65 Funny

Xia Yuanheng, Wei Zhenxue’s father-in-law, was a cottony old man. The flesh on his cheeks was white and soft, and he seemed to be very talking. His head lightly lighted to the rhythm of the son-in-law’s talking.

Yang Rui found this trick very useful for Wei Zhenxue. Whenever the old man Mianhuhu’s stupid son-in-law started to turn his words and was ready to accelerate to a negative EQ sprint, the frequency of the old man’s nodding would change, and Wei Zhenxue would get refreshed and said Back to the topic.

It’s almost like a dog.

What Yang Rui saw was a sigh, and Pavlov was nothing but that.

The two sons-in-law said a few minutes of gossip, Wei Zhenxue took the time to tell Yang Rui’s request to borrow an ultraviolet spectrophotometer, and gave him half of the paper that Yang Rui had written, and then looked at the old man with a little nervousness.

Yang Rui smiled.

The paper was translated into Chinese in English, but it still read smoothly. Xia Yuanheng touched his three chin and read it twice quickly before asking: “Have you used an ultraviolet spectrophotometer?”

“I’ve seen it. You can send someone to teach me. If you think my operation is OK, let me use it again.” Yang Rui really needs someone to teach. When he was a graduate student, the UV spectrophotometer was not as big as a computer screen, and it weighed about the same as a watermelon. It was a very common laboratory instrument. The current UV spectrophotometer is about the same size and weight as a large freezer, and the paper recorder is used to transmit data. It can be said that, apart from theory, Yang Rui really does not use such antiques.

Wei Zhenxue worried that the old man would not agree, so he rushed to say, “I can teach.”

“You don’t need to teach it. The laboratory has laboratory rules. What you teach is what you teach.” Xia Yuanheng said unexpectedly from his son-in-law: “Hurry up, I’ll say hello to the courtyard. Go to the laboratory and learn how to use it. I should be able to learn it on Saturday. I will ask you to register it from the afternoon. It can be used until noon on Monday. Is it enough time for two days?”

“Enough.” Wei Zhenxue didn’t wait for Yang Rui to answer, and agreed first, and looked at Yang Rui with triumphant eyes, as if to say: Look at our face, your tobacco and alcohol are wasted.

Yang Rui couldn’t bear to expose it, and he left after a polite departure. He deliberately stayed at the corner of the stairs for a while when he heard the hissing of plastic bags behind him.

The cottony old man is deciding on the gift.

Although Jiannanchun is not as famous as Maotai Wuliangye, it was still a rare good wine in the 1980s. In fact, because of the supply by ticket, famous cigarettes and wines at this time are rarer than later generations. After all, 30 years later, no matter how low the salary of migrant workers is, the money they receive in a month can always be exchanged for a bottle or even a few bottles of Moutai, which is just a matter of reluctance.

This was not the case in the 1980s. People who had no way to find a famous wine ticket, and to pay more, had to know the talents. The way mentioned here is much more difficult than finding a primary school principal to settle down. People who have free famous wine tickets on hand , Mostly people who don’t care about money.

In the case of insufficient supply, the black market in big cities does not necessarily have a source of goods, and if there is a source of goods, it is sold to familiar people.

Yang Rui got his wine ticket from his uncle. The Roulian Factory produces canned food and various other meat products, which can be exchanged for many light industrial products. The comfort of state-owned enterprises is also here.

Institutions like the Academy of Coal Science are relatively pitiful. They are rich in the research institutes, but in terms of benefits, they are still inferior to the frontline workers in the enterprise.

The two bottles of Jiannanchun and a piece of peony cigarettes sent by Yang Rui can be used to handle important work adjustments in the provincial capital. If you change to the Nanhu area, these two pieces of equipment can already be used as a resume for job hunting.

This is much more eye-catching than a color photo album.

If Yang Rui hadn’t lost his “blood,” how could the cottony Xia Yuanheng easily let go.

As for Wei Zhenxue’s pride, Yang Rui decided to let him continue to be proud.

It’s rare for this poor middle-aged teaser to encounter such a happy thing.

…

Pingjiang Coal Research Institute.

This is a research institute hidden among flowers, shrubs and green cypresses. Behind the ordinary red brick gate, there is a two-lane flat concrete road more than 100 meters long. The lawns, flower beds, shrubs and trees on both sides are spread out in a stepped manner. The view is wide and close to nature. The eyes are full of colors and the nasal cavity. Also full of fragrance.

At the end of the road is a small square, at least the size of a circle of 400 meters. The center is dotted with a round flower bed the size of a tennis court, which contains roses, peonies and other flowers and trees, and it is quite old.

The three-story Soviet-style corner long building is the only building in the Academy of Coal Science. Behind the neatly divided windows, there are more than 40 offices of equal size. The two corners are nearly 100 vertical, and the total scale is close to 300. So that the area of ​​this building can catch up with the small-scale community of later generations.

Standing on the square, you can see some courtyard-like bungalows dotted on the other side of the arbor. There are signs hanging in front of the door, but you can’t see the words on them from a distance.

Wei Zhenxue took the initiative to introduce: “Several inspection offices are located in the west, and the boiler room and refractory material laboratory are inconvenient to enter the main building. They are also there. Going forward, there are basketball racks on the barbed wire fence, and a few others. The badminton court or something.”

“It’s big.” After a rough calculation, this is a posture of hundreds of acres.

Wei Zhenxue laughed: “This is still big? The small woods in front of the stadium… Well, I can’t see them here. Anyway, the woods on the west side used to be kilns, and there is also a brick and tile factory owned by the Academy of Coal Science, which is a big steel smelter At that time, we set up two blast furnaces ourselves and supplied refractory bricks to other units. At that time, there were brick embryos piled all over the floor, and the bricks that our children gave us were two pieces of bricks. Someone rushed to ask for it… ”

It’s so simple to expose the dark history. When I came to the place where I grew up as a child, my emotional intelligence didn’t increase but declined.

Yang Rui looked at Wei Zhenxue with the eyes of a biologist, and said casually: “The greenery is pretty good.”

“It’s kind of great. When I was in the Coal Research Institute, I often heard the sound of mice at night. Later, I asked a fellow villager to put two dogs in the woods, but guess what? Three rabbits were caught!” Wei Zhenxue Smacking his lips, he exclaimed: “I used to eat whole grains at the time, and I didn’t have any oil or water in my stomach. I didn’t expect the rabbits to be so fat…”

Yang Rui suddenly felt that he couldn’t answer the conversation. It wasn’t that he didn’t say anything, but because there were too many questions to ask, and there was no point in asking.

For example, you exposed yourself to dark history again. You originally came from the Academy of Coal Research to the Nanhu Coal Research Institute. What was the reason for that time? What else could it be, it must be because of teasing.

For example, if a mouse is found, why not have two cats but two dogs? What else could it be, it must be because of teasing.

For example, why did two dogs catch three rabbits? Is a dog with two rabbits in his mouth? Another dog had one in his mouth and stepped on one under his feet domineeringly? Could it be that the dog was also infected by you?

No, I was infected with a funny illness! Of course the dog caught a rabbit first, and then another one.

But why didn’t the dog hide in the woods and ate the rabbit secretly? A dog sent by a fellow villager can’t look like a trained hunting dog. Let’s not eat prey. Or is it because the two dogs divide the spoils unevenly?

No, there is something about the uneven distribution of spoils to dogs. They must have come out when they are full. Alas, the two silly dogs are still infected. If I were a dog, I would hide the remaining three rabbits in the tree hole and go out to pretend to be cute. The tree hole for hiding the rabbits must be selected in a live tree. On the top, the rabbit is wrapped in leaves, and then hugged in river mud. The tree hole must be covered with some soil, not too much, it is best to get soil from another place…

It’s over, it must be me who was infected and amusing, and I didn’t really want to be a dog. I want to do so in detail… Hurry up and think of something else…

Yes, a dog can’t be called a flower rabbit… Maybe it’s okay, how can it be a primate with four claws, as long as the forelimbs can be temporarily lifted, take the mud of the river and rub it…

I bah, when did the dog become a primate? I am still a student.

Is there a cure for funny sickness?

Certainly not, at least not in 1982. People in this era haven’t discovered this kind of disease yet-thinking this way, I always feel that something is wrong.

Yang Rui had no gods in his eyes, and suddenly felt that it was really not worthwhile to spend a long time with this middle-aged teaser just for a paper.

Pay too much.

He also borrowed analytical balances, borrowed things and would have to repay them, and he would have long-term contact once he came and went—why should I think about this…hurry up and think of something else…

“Here, this is Researcher Yuan.” Wei Zhenxue’s voice interrupted Yang Rui’s cranky thinking.

“Oh, funny… Researcher Yuan, hello, this is Yang Rui.” Yang Rui shook hands with the other party.

“Associate researcher. You can call me Yuan Shuo, and old Yuan will do.” This researcher is a good talker, and he probably knew Wei Zhenxue. He smiled and said, “Are you a student of Old Wei? Shouldn’t you be a student of him? Easy.”

“Although I’m not a student of Old Wei, it’s not easy.” Yang Rui said with deep feeling, his eyes brightened, and he quickly stepped forward and said, “This is the UV spectrophotometer.”

The UV spectrophotometer displayed in front of him was white, with a smooth finish, sitting calmly on the concrete floor. There is a space of more than two meters left on his front, back, left, and right, and the front is also covered with red flannel, only the lower part of the handwriting is exposed, with the word “Shimadzu” on it.

“Imported from Japan.” Yang Rui said, and could not wait to lift the red flannel.

“Don’t move, be careful of damage.” Yuan Shuo hurriedly hurried, but still did not block Yang Rui.

Twenty buttons in three rows were exposed in front of Yang Rui.

“It looks pretty high-tech.” Yang Rui sighed. If you take a partial photo and say that this thing is a prop in a science fiction movie, some people probably believe it.

Yuan Shuo said unhappily: “This is a large precision instrument. There are rules for how to use it. It is directly managed by the Science and Technology Commission. You have to listen to my lecture and pass the exam before you can use it.”

Yang Rui nodded and said yes, and then curiously asked, “Is this really a large precision instrument?”

“Of course, there are 23 types of large-scale precision instruments prescribed by the state. Our institute has 12 types, including mass spectrometer, x-ray fluorescence spectrometer, x-ray derivative, infrared spectrophotometer, ultraviolet spectrophotometer, atomic absorption spectrophotometer, and photoelectric direct-reading spectrometer. Fluorescence spectrophotometer…” Yuan Shuo deserves to be the one who manages the laboratory. The name of the instrument came out with his mouth open. At the same time, he picked up the red flannel and carefully covered it on the ultraviolet spectrophotometer.

Yang Rui listened and watched, feeling unreal. By the time he was in graduate school, certain antique-grade instruments were still in use, especially for experiments for undergraduates. It was common to use instruments from the 1980s. However, people at that time had a completely different attitude towards these large precision instruments today.

After all, a brand-new domestic mid-range UV spectrophotometer is worth more than 10,000 yuan. Although it will not be lost when it is worn out, there are often things that are too lazy to repair. As for the old UV spectrophotometer, it is natural to leave it to life and death by the students.

However, what’s interesting is that the more cheaply raised antique-grade instruments, the longer they will last. Perhaps fewer people are willing to use them, and perhaps those who insist on surviving are long-lived…

Yang Rui touched the red flannel on the instrument intimately, and smiled: “Then let’s start learning now.”

“That’s right, I will teach you theory first.” Yuan Shuo activated the factor of being a good teacher and his face brightened.

Yang Rui sighed and received an instrument description that was at least 200 pages thick.

Yuan Shuo introduced a few key points to him. After satisfying the mood of educating the students, researchers began to come to the door.

The first person to enter the door was a man with a knotted nose. The upper third of the bridge of his nose has bones protruding like bamboo joints, which is very eye-catching.

And this part is also known as the “year-old” position.

Yang Rui touched his nose and continued to read the instructions in a strange mood.

However, the first sentence of the other party made him unable to sit still.

“Who ordered the UV spectrophotometer at the weekend? I was eager to use it. Why didn’t I see the name on the registration form?” The man with a nose-shaped man had a loud voice and was quite anxious.

Yuan Shuo calmly said: “After you register, you will book it out. It doesn’t matter if you have a name or not, Lao Jing, you have to worry, I will book you Monday.”

“The day lily was cold on Monday. I called my paper back. I was asked to change it. I am anxious. Old Yuan, please check my name. I will go directly to him. It is a big deal for the two of them to use it together.”

Yang Rui knew that he couldn’t hide, he sighed, stood up, and whispered: “I ordered the UV spectrophotometer for the weekend.”

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