Pokemon: These Players are too annoying!

Typhlosion lay on the grass, enjoying the sunlight and the cool breeze around.

"Hah... today is such a wonderful day, I hope nothing weird happens like my ancestor doing something stupid and getting caught."

"LOOK, A TYPHLOSION!!!"

Suddenly, a young girl pointed at Typhlosion, leaving it confused.

Out of nowhere, many Pokémon approached and started dragging Typhlosion away.

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!"

"You've been captured! Please come to the mountain where we'll execute you."

"WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO?? LET ME GO!!"

Despite Typhlosion's words and its resistance, all the Pokémon dragged it to the mountain.

Typhlosion was cornered and realized there were many other Typhlosions there as well.

"W-What's going on here???"

"You don't know?" Steelix approached, glaring at all the Typhlosions with a terrifying look of disdain.

"How would I know?! I was just relaxing!" Typhlosion protested.

"Then let me tell you! Your kind committed a terrible crime in ancient times, which has only just been uncovered!"

"Your ancestor... did something horrifically evil, the worst and most immoral thing to a human girl!"

"He make her... get pregnant."

Upon hearing this shocking news, all the Typhlosions froze.

My ancestor... did what???

"NO WAY! THIS MUST BE A LIE!" an elderly Typhlosion protested.

But it was swiftly kicked down by Hitmonlee, leaving the Typhlosion sprawled on the ground.

"Pedophiles don't get a say! We will officially execute all of you!"

Then Gallade and Scyther approached, both looking down at the Typhlosions with contempt.

Sensing the situation was dire, Typhlosion quickly spoke up.

"This happened in ancient times, it has nothing to do with us now! We don't even have any interest in touching a little girl!"

"Shut up! If your kind ever touched a little girl, it doesn't matter if it was in ancient times or not, there's definitely someone like him among you! I'm just eliminating the future threat!"

What a ridiculous reason!

But no matter how much they protested, the Typhlosions' fate was sealed.

Scyther flew in, slashing a Typhlosion and sending it plummeting down the mountain cliff.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The remaining Typhlosions were terrified, realizing that they really intended to execute them!

Gradually, the Typhlosions were pushed off the cliff, dying in agony. Only a few remained, including young ones like Cyndaquil and Quilava.

"Please! Spare the children! They are innocent!"

"GET OUT!!!"

Steelix shoved both the mother and the children off the cliff.

"You are truly cruel! Just because my ancestor committed a terrible crime, you're willing to wipe out an entire innocent species?!"

"GET OUT!!!"

Steelix pushed more Typhlosions down, silencing them.

Now, only one Typhlosion remained.

'Damn my ancestor!! You've ruined my fucking life!'

"Any last words, final Typhlosion?"

"...hehehehahahaHaHAHAHAHA!!" Typhlosion laughed maniacally, confusing the surrounding Pokémon.

"You hypocrites! You're ready to kill us just because my ancestor touched a child, but what about Vaporeon, Scorbunny, Lucario, Gardevoir?! They were abused by humans, HUMANS! So why, instead of attacking humans, do you merely offer condolences to those Pokémon?!"

"Double standards! Humans have ruined countless lives, yet you fail to protect them. But the moment it's revealed that one of my ancestors was a pedophile, you're ready to exterminate us all?! What a joke!"

"He didn't even come from our region! My true ancestor was born in Johto, while he came from Hisui, which is now called Sinnoh!"

"..."

Typhlosion's words left the other Pokémon in silence.

"GET OUT!!!"

Unfortunately, Steelix didn't care at all.

Pedophilia is pedophilia, and if a few words could make someone question themselves, it certainly wasn't Steelix.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Typhlosion hit the ground, dying instantly.

"...It's done! Now let's get back to our regular lives!"

"YEAA!!"

And so, all the Pokémon dispersed as if nothing had ever happened.

*****

This is just a fun chapter, and Typhlosion did not do anything at all, you can said is all gameFREAK fault for making this.