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After Zhang Yu saw this sentence, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment. This was a private chat message, and the other party showed his anonymity. Zhang Yu quickly replied, "Who are you, how do you know what I'm doing?"

After going back, after a few seconds, the other party replied, "You don't have to ask so many questions, as long as you promise me one condition, I can help you catch the goddess."

"Forget it, I don't need your help."

As Zhang Yu spoke, he replied directly.

The other party obviously didn't expect that Zhang Yu would not follow the routine at all, and quickly sent another message, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, young man, don't be so impatient, let's discuss it slowly."

"Well, tell me what you want me to do?"

"I'll post Nezha's crimes in the group later, and you can give me a thumbs up when the time comes, can you?"

Seeing this sentence, Zhang Yu seemed to suddenly know who the other party was, but he still pretended not to know, and said, "It's very risky for me to do this. What good will it do me if I offend Nezha? If he takes revenge Me, what am I going to do?"

"Young man, don't be afraid, my grandson can protect you! If Nezha dares to bully you, I will let him die again."

"How can you protect me? We are so far away, I don't even know where you are?"

Monkey Sun smiled when he heard the words, "Old Sun has a somersault for thousands of miles... that's all right, besides, I'm going to expose my identity. You just need to give me a thumbs up, no need to say anything, okay?"

"Then let me try."

Zhang Yu said in an avoidance tone, he had just sent the message, when another message came from the group.

"Nezha openly abused senior leaders in the group, which is disloyal."

"Nezha has had conflicts with his father all the year round because of mistakes he made as a child. This is unfilial."

"Nezha has been speaking ill of his colleagues in private, which is unjust."

"Nezha is running around in a bellyband in the heaven, that's shameless."

"It's really unfair that such disloyal, filial, unrighteous and shameless people don't need to suffer any punishment!"

……

Seeing these words from Sun Houzi, Zhang Yu almost laughed out loud. He had to say, this Sun Houzi is indeed too noisy. It is not good for Nezha to provoke anyone. Why did he provoke him?

After Sun Houzi posted it, the group was quiet all the time. Except for Nezha's three-word reply, "one-man show", no one spoke. However, no one spoke, it doesn't mean no one watched. At this time, those guys must be spying on the screen. They are all monkeys and monkeys, and they are much smarter than the real grandson monkey.

"Young man, hurry up and support! Why are you hesitating?"

Just when Zhang Yu was struggling, Sun Houzi sent another message and began to urge him to support. Under such circumstances, Zhang Yu had no choice but to grit his teeth and stomp his feet, and decided to fulfill his promise, but before that, he still wanted to Negotiate a condition with Sun Monkey.

"Brother Monkey, I know, if I make a speech in the group this time, I will definitely offend Nezha, can you give me something to save my life, otherwise, you can't protect my safety 24 hours a day ?”

After Sun Houzi saw it, he didn't say anything, and directly sent a red envelope to Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu opened it and congratulated you on getting the red envelope from Dou Zhan Buddha, 100 monkey hairs.

"My God, 100!"

Seeing these one hundred monkey hairs, Zhang Yu almost jumped up excitedly. Last time, he only used one to repay Li Tian. This time, with 100 hairs, isn’t he lawless in this school? ?
However, soon, Sun Houzi poured cold water on Zhang Yu again, "This monkey hair can only be used up to two a day. For example, if you use it now, you have to wait until the next one if you want to use the next one." In an hour."

"Fuck! There are still such rules!"

Zhang Yu sighed, it seems that all the treasures are not unlimited, but two a day is not bad, one for 1 minute, that is to say, within a day, Zhang Yu is invincible for 2 minutes, at least in this school Inside is invincible.

After receiving Sun Houzi's monkey hair, Zhang Yu began to post a few plus ones and likes in the group. This post didn't matter, and it instantly ignited Nezha's anger.

"What the hell is that Zhang Yu doing? Do you dare to report yourself?"

"Nezha, I'm just a soy saucer. Now that you tell the truth, you start threatening revenge? Let me tell you, people are doing it, and the sky is watching. I don't want to be as knowledgeable as you. You are the one who died!"

"Smelly monkey, don't think that you are great because you have more hair. Let me tell you, the truth is that when I made a big disturbance in the Dragon Palace back then, you were not born in a stone!"

"Tch, it's as if no one has ever made a big fuss in the Dragon Palace. Let me tell you, which dragon kings from all the seas in the east, west, north, south, and sea met me and didn't bow their heads and greet me with smiles?"

"Ahem, two great immortals, Xiaolong dares to make a request, the two of you are arguing, it's best not to bring Xiaolong with you, thank you."

The one who spoke was the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Seeing what he said, Sun Houzi had to sigh, "Okay, I won't take you, but Dragon King, since you are out, let's make a statement, the two of us, who do you support?"

"I……"

Don't mention how regretful the Dragon King of the East China Sea is at this time. In fact, he doesn't want to support either of these two. It is not a good kind to fix the sea god's needle iron.

Zhang Yu watched them quarreling, and couldn't help laughing. He felt sorry for the Dragon King and himself at the same time. At this moment, he felt a burst of fragrant wind suddenly drifting around him. Zhang Yu quickly looked over and found a tall and beautiful figure. walked past him.

This person has black hair, a devil-like figure, and fair and smooth skin, like a pear blossom that is about to bloom, making people unable to move their eyes away.

"This is Murong Xueer..."

Oops!Murong Xueer has appeared, but the monkey grandson is still talking to Nezha. Seeing that Murong Xueer is about to go far, the school's supermarket is in front of him. Zhang Yu directly takes the red line from the phone regardless of 21 Come out and say to the red line, "Please, help me keep Murong Xue'er!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Yu followed quickly, and just when he was about to walk to Murong Xueer, he suddenly heard a click, and the billboard on the supermarket suddenly fell off, and Murong Xueer was standing directly opposite s position.

"careful!"

Zhang Yu yelled and threw Murong Xue'er out. The two of them flew three meters away, and then there was a loud bang from behind.