Myriad world funny group

"Hey, don't hit women, if you want to fight, I'll accompany you."

Li Tian looked at Zhang Yu and smiled awkwardly, "Brother Zhang Yu, I really misunderstood, I don't think we can be played around by a slut, otherwise, I will prepare a new table, let's have a good time." If you have a drink, it will be regarded as my apology, if you don’t beat me, you don’t know each other!”

"Hahaha!"

Hearing what Li Tian said, Zhang Yu felt a strong desire to survive, and couldn't help laughing.

At this time, Li Tian was completely at a loss. He didn't know what Zhang Yu was laughing at, so he quickly asked, "Brother Zhang Yu, what are you laughing at?"

"I laugh at how cute you are!"

After Zhang Yu finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and checked the time. At this time, 58 seconds had passed since he appeared, and there were still two seconds left. He no longer hesitated, raised his fist, and pointed at Li Tian's head Just one click.

Boom!
There was another muffled sound, and Li Tian fell heavily on the ground like a muffled gourd. Everyone around looked at him, and their eyes were full of astonishment.

"It's not a big problem to send him to the hospital within two hours."

Zhang Yu said to those frightened people, then he turned around and walked out. Just two steps away, a person ran towards him.

"Zhang Yu!"

Zhang Yu turned around, and it was none other than Chen Xi who called his name.

"Why, is Miss Chen going to make remarks that look down on me again?"

"I... just now... thank you..."

Zhang Yu shrugged, "There is no need to thank you. The reason why I will help you is not because your name is Chen Xi, but because you are a woman. Oh, by the way, I also want to thank you."

"What are you thanking me for?"

"Thank you for making me understand the world more clearly. I hope you can find someone worthy of you in the future. Goodbye."

After speaking, Zhang Yu left without looking back.

"Hey……"

Chen Xi wanted to say something more, but she really didn't know how to say it. This time, she might have really hurt Zhang Yu.

After returning from the hotel, Zhang Yu returned to the dormitory. At this time, the other three roommates were having sex. As soon as Zhang Yu came back, a fat guy quickly teased, "Brother Yu, I heard that you are popular today!"

'What's on fire? ' Zhang Yu asked strangely.

"Still pretending to be confused, what happened on campus, I heard that Li Tian greenlit you in front of hundreds of people, is it true?"

"Fuck, fat man, what nonsense are you talking about? How can there be hundreds of people?"

Zhang Yu gave Fatty a blank look, but didn't speak. This fatty and Zhang Yu are in the same class, named Cheng Ming. The relationship between the two has always been close, but Fatty is a bad friend. He often does some immoral things. Although there is no malice, But it often challenges people's temper.

"Fatty, this is our brother Yu's scar, can you not expose it face to face?"

At this time, another skinny guy said, this person is wearing a pair of glasses, he looks refined, but he is also a sullen guy, his name is Hu Bing, nicknamed glasses.

"That's right, fat man, it's not kind of you to do this, be careful Brother Yu beat you up!" At this time, a tall and thin guy, surnamed Dong Mingjun, nicknamed Ma Gan, was speaking at this time. A little daunting.

Hearing this, Zhang Yu gave them a blank look, "Shut up the three of you, you've had enough of being angry outside, and when you come back, you still have to listen to your babbling here, it's really unstoppable."

"Brother Yu, don't be angry, our brothers are joking with you! If you want me to say, it doesn't matter if you split up, that Chen Xi is not suitable for you at all. She looks like the kind of money worshiping woman. I have seen it for a long time. It's just that the relationship between Brother Yu and her hasn't been broken before, so I've always been embarrassed to say it."

"What else do you see? Go on."

The fat man smiled, "Brother Yu, I'm afraid you'll hit me if I talk too much!"

"It's okay, I won't hit you, just tell me."

Hearing this, the fat man thought for a while, "Brother Yu, since you've already broken up, forget about that Chen Xi completely, I've already found a better target for you."

"Come on, fat man, you know that you came up with a bad idea, and you have nowhere to go, and you even became a matchmaker!"

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, the glasses snapped.

As soon as the words came out, the glasses immediately became unhappy, and hurriedly said, "You four-eyed dog knows what a fart, have you never eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run away? Although I don't have a girlfriend myself, it doesn't mean I don't Understand women, they don't choose me, it's just that they don't have vision."

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, who is the target you mentioned?"

Hearing this, the fat man didn't speak, but picked up a pen and wrote a word or two on the table, Murong.

When these two words were written, everyone had already guessed who the fat man was talking about. In the whole school, there were not many people with the surname Murong, and there was only one person who was famous, Murong Xue'er .

This person is quite famous in the school, not only because of her beauty and wisdom, but also because of her family background, the only daughter of the mayor of Pengcheng Murong Zhen, this alone is enough to attract many people who come here The sons of rich families who courted him were deterred. After all, Pengcheng is a first-tier city, and being able to become the mayor of Pengcheng shows that Murong Zhen is not easy.

Because of this, when Fatty wrote this name, both Ma Gan and Glasses sneered at him, thinking that Fatty was purely funny, but at this time, Zhang Yu became serious. He glanced at Fatty and asked , "Do you know where that Murong Xue'er lives?"

"Of course I know. It's in Block M, the fourth floor, the room on the far left. Brother Yu, if you dare to chase after Murong Xueer, tonight, I invite you to go to the bars and karaoke halls around the school. You can choose whatever you like." .”

"Okay! It's rare for you to be so generous, so I'll help you!"

Zhang Yu said, and began to pack up and dress up. The glasses and hemp sticks on the side seemed to be looking at aliens, and asked, "Brother Yu, are you not stimulated?"

"Why do you ask that?"

"You have to figure it out, the person you want to chase now is Murong Xue'er, the number one beauty in this school, the only daughter of the mayor of Pengcheng, do you know how many people have been rejected by her?"

Zhang Yu shook his head, "Of course I don't know, but what does this have to do with me? Since she rejected others, it means she is still single, isn't it just right?"

"But……"

Ma Gan wanted to say something else, but Zhang Yu had already left the dormitory, and he came to the place where the fat man said

Downstairs in Block M, I saw many girls coming in and out of the door, but there was no Murong Xue'er he was looking for.

ding ding.

At this moment, Zhang Yu's cell phone rang. He glanced at it, and saw that it was a message from the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms.

Zhang Yu turned on the phone and took a look. It said, "Young man, do you want to know how the red line works?"