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Chapter 1682 Wonderful Performance
time flies.

In a blink of an eye, it's time for the Pantao Fair to start.

Ye Fan deliberately wore a set of brocade clothes to show his respect for the Peach Club.

At this time, he came to the fairyland in Kunlun Mountain, looking at the fairy Buddhas all over the sky, he was very excited.

These people are all legendary figures, I didn't expect to see them all over again today.

What are the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the Western Heaven, the Holy Emperor Chongen in the East, the Immortals of the Ten Continents and Three Islands, the Mysterious Spirit of the North Pole, the Great Immortal of the Yellow Pole and the Yellow Horn in the center, and the Five Dou Xingjun, the Three Purities of the Upper Eight Caves, the Four Emperors, the Taiyi Immortal, etc. , Almost all the gods and Buddhas who can be named have come, which is indeed the appeal of the heaven.

I heard that the Queen Mother will entertain gods from all walks of life in the three worlds and ten directions, and the flat peach festival is not only flat peaches, but also countless delicacies. The so-called dragon liver and phoenix marrow are as delicious as all kinds of delicacies. A poem describing the delicacy of the flat peach meeting.

The fragrance of flat peaches, the curl of celestial music, the fine wine of jade dew, blessing the common people.

I heard that there is another story about the Peach Club. According to the legend, there are two gods who did not receive it.

"Admission ticket", but came up with the idea of ​​stealing flat peaches.One is Monkey King, and the other is Dongfang Shuo.

According to legend, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty longed for the way of longevity, and his sincerity moved the Queen Mother, so on the birthday of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the Queen Mother took seven flat peaches to the mortal world.

Dongfang Shuo followed Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to greet him respectfully. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty wanted to plant the peach pits as seeds after eating the fairy peaches, but the queen mother said: "This peach has a life span of 3000 years, and the land in the Central Plains is thin, so it will not grow."

He also pointed to Dongfang Shuo and said, "He has eaten my fairy peaches three times."

It turned out that Dongfang Shuo was a disciple of Emperor Donghua. When Emperor Donghua went to the peach feast, Dongfang Shuo followed him secretly and ate the peaches.

This incident is just a legend, and its authenticity has yet to be proven.

The real purpose of the Pantao Club is to highlight the nobleness and magnificence of the Queen Mother, Yi Daqian, to serve the immortals like a cloud, to be solemn and graceful, to bless the world with blessings and longevity, and to save the world and save people, with great merit.

To put it clichédly, it was actually just a commendation meeting.

It just shows the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Pantao will have various routines.

Ye Fan looked drowsy.

But he has a show, so he can only bite the bullet and wait.

At this time, Peng Aoyi's voice appeared.

He whispered to Ye Fan: "Brother, how is your program preparation going?"

"Don't worry, it's ready."

"That's great, come on, you will definitely be favored by the Jade Emperor."

"Yeah, let me borrow your good words."

time flies.

The boring dance programs came to an end one after another.

As tonight's host, Taibai Jinxing held the program list and said softly: "This year's Pantao Festival is a reform and innovation session. Under the leadership of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, we have selected many novel and interesting programs. "

"Next, Immortal Ye Fan will be invited to perform a language program for everyone."

"Clap clap clap!"

applause.

All the immortals smiled and waited for Ye Fan's appearance.

He took a deep breath, walked onto the stage slowly, and looked around.

[Twelve months of heavy snowfall in winter,

The couple slept on the kang for heat.

The old man wants to sleep in the kang,
My wife begged for nothing, but refused to give up.

The old man said I picked up the firewood,
My wife said it was the kang I burned.

The old man said that he prefers to sleep, prefers to sleep, prefers to sleep,
My wife said no, no, no.

The old man picked up the ashes rake,
The wife picked up the rolling pin,

The old couple ping-pong until dawn,
Very good hot kang,
Nobody got any sleep! 】

That's right, Ye Fan's language program today is cross talk, and it's still stand-up comedy.

The opening line he said is called the opening poem, which has the effect of shaking the burden and being funny.

really.

Many immortal families were stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly.

Barefoot Immortal: "Haha, these two people are too unlucky. They are so hot that no one can sleep. It's better not to fight."

Western Buddhas: "Yes, yes, the seemingly vulgar words contain Buddhist principles and flavors, which are very novel."

Taishang Laojun: "Who is this little fairy? It's quite funny."

……

Ye Fan received a lot of applause from the opening scene alone.

It's just that everyone is a god, and they didn't cheer too loudly, and seemed very reserved.

Ye Fan felt a little more at ease.

Hey, I didn't expect that gods also like to listen to cross talk.

You know, once upon a time, he couldn't sleep without listening to Guo Degang at night.

There are a lot of cross talk jokes stored in my head.

"Cough cough!"

Ye Fan lowered his voice: "You may not know that Nezha and I are good friends. One day, I played chess with his father."

Say it.

Everyone turned their eyes to Tota Li Tianwang, but he looked puzzled.

When did this happen?

Why doesn't he know Ye Fan?
Nezha smiled and said in a low voice, "It's all made up jokes, I hope father doesn't mind."

"Haha, if you told me earlier, I wouldn't mind." Li Jing smiled freely.

"Well, listen, what he said is wonderful."

Ye Fan continued: "At that time, his father and I played inextricably. In the end, I was left with a pawn, and his father was left with a bishop. Let's take a look, is this a draw?"

"But his father didn't do it, he just came up with a bad idea, he insisted on letting the soldiers and elephants cross the river, so that they can eat the veterans of the other side."

"Then his father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi also crossed the river. His father took his elephant to me, and I took my taxi to him."

"Finally, if his dad looks like me again, I will be his dad again, his dad will look like me, I will be his dad, his dad will look like me and I will be his dad..."

After repeating it several times, everyone suddenly realized.

I go.

It turns out that the problem is here.

Isn't this insulting Nezha?
But he himself didn't care at all, and laughed out loud.

Everyone didn't care about him, so they couldn't worry about it, so they laughed.

Li Jing was the only one with a dark face in the audience.

"Is this a joke? It's completely insulting our father and son."

Nezha waved his hand: "You don't understand, this kind of thing is very popular in the human world and the demon world, and everyone likes to joke about this kind of ethics."

"is it?"

"Of course, you didn't even look at the Jade Emperor and didn't say anything."

Indeed, the Jade Emperor smiled happier than anyone else.

He hasn't heard such a funny thing for too many years, and there are no so-called rules at all, just funny for funny.

"Clap clap clap!"

Thunderous applause rang out again.

Ye Fan talked for more than ten minutes, and then slowly walked off the stage.

"Haha, this show really amuses me to death."

"In the future, Pantao will do this every time, and I will come to listen to it every time."

"The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are so wise to think of such an innovation."

……

Everyone liked to hear it, but Peng Aoyi in the corner frowned.

what's the situation?
How many jobs did the temporary workers take?

This is not his, is it?
If Ye Fan is really appreciated by the Jade Emperor, then his revenge will be difficult to avenge.

But Peng Lu sent him a voice transmission: "Son, don't worry. I've already done my singing and acting well, and he will definitely go wrong."

"The Jade Emperor will definitely not forgive him if there is a huge mistake at that time."

"Really?" Peng Aoyi couldn't believe it.

"Of course, I bribed all the accompanying ladies to play an anti-song, and then push the composer onto Ye Fan. Even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to clean up."

"I'll go! Ginger is still old and spicy, father, you have too much brains."

"Hehe, you still have to study hard."

……

Taking advantage of the good response, Taibai Jinxing stepped onto the stage again.

"Hehe, it seems that everyone's enthusiasm has been mobilized by Ye Fanxian. Then keep the enthusiasm in your heart and continue to enjoy the next new choreography of the show brought by Zong Zuanfeng."

"Boom boom boom!"

The voice just fell.

A dynamic music came from the whole stage.

The rhythm was so cheerful that even the stubborn heart of the immortal became restless.

At this time, Ye Fan, who had changed his clothes, stepped onto the stage again.

He danced and held a golden microphone, and his manic voice rang out from the surrounding speakers.

Since he wanted to perform, Ye Fan had to do his best.

He has arranged the most advanced surround sound around the stage.

Let everyone be in the ocean of music.

"Hello, audience friends in the audience, hello, I am your old friend--I always get wind, ouch!"

The immortals were dumbfounded.

what's the situation?
Why is it still you?

Damn, don't think we can't recognize you if you change your clothes.

Is this an accident of the Peach Club?
Even Taibai Jinxing stayed in place.

He asked suspiciously: "Young man, isn't your name Ye Fan? I asked Zong Zhanfeng to perform."

"Hey, Ye Fan is my real name, Zong Zhuanfeng is my stage name, everyone can call me MC Zong Zuanfeng."

"Yeah! whatsup? putyourhandsup! Please follow the dynamic beat and shake with me."

As he said that, the music changed suddenly, turning into the rhythm of a mechanical dance.

"Dong dong, click, zi~~~"

Ye Fan's dance steps made the immortals look confused.

What kind of dance is this?
Why have I never seen it?

Ye Fan originally wanted to dance some traditional Chinese dance steps.

But after thinking about it, I still feel that I need to integrate into some new cultures.

You must be tired of watching classical dances such as House of Flying Daggers and Peacock Dance. After all, they are the ancestor and source of this aspect.

But hip-hop is different.

He is from the West.

Although there is no cultural connotation in it, it has a strong viewing experience.

The music changes again.

This time it was a very easy lock dance.

"Brothers, welcome to the street dance scene, shake it with me."

Ye Fan went up and was locked up, pointing to the sky, almost locked himself up.

The dazzling movements are dizzying.

Their eyes brightened a little, and they were all attracted by novel species.

Ye Fan smiled slightly, and pressed the remote control in his hand again.

The music changes again.

Hip-hop dance has a strong impression, but if you want to brainwash everyone and make everyone move, you have to watch our Divine Comedy.

The background music is melodious, it belongs to China's style.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart~~~stay!"

Square dance.

With simple and easy-to-understand movements and brainwashing music, many fairies are ready to move.

And I don't know why in the song, there are a few paragraphs of "little apples" interspersed.

I don't know the meaning of the song when I first hear it, but I am already in the song when I hear it again.

When the immortals heard it for the first time, they all frowned.

"What kind of song is this? Humph, it's completely vulgar music without any culture, I don't bother to listen to it."

When they listened for the second time, their brows were slightly untied, and they were infected by Ye Fan's dynamic rhythm.

And the third time I listened: "You are my little apple, let me keep you with my heart~~~stay~~~"

Ye Fan showed a sunny smile and waved his hands.

"Have you all learned it yet? Come on, come on stage and dance with me."

"Tianyu, let's get excited together!~"

When his name was called suddenly, Tian Yu's face turned red.

But she couldn't help but stepped onto the stage.

Originally, she didn't dance this time, and her heart was itchy, but when she heard Ye Fan's music and dance, she couldn't stop.

After just watching it twice, she was already able to keep up with Ye Fan's rhythm.

The music keeps playing on a loop.

And there are more and more people on the stage.

at last.

When everyone was still thinking, Ye Fan chose to stop.

He bowed deeply towards the stage.

"Thank you for watching my dance, I hope you can call me!"

call?

What do you mean?
The fairies were very speechless.

But inexplicably, he became interested in this little fairy Ye Fan.

The two programs in a row are invincible and innovative. Although it is confusing, it is an extremely perfect audio-visual feast.

"Tianyu, thank you, if you hadn't come up, I'm afraid my place would have been cold."

Tianyu's face was filled with a smile: "That's not it. If you didn't ask me to come up, I wouldn't be so happy at all. I should be the one thanking you."

"I'll go down first, we'll talk again when I have time."

"Ok."

Ye Fan also started to walk down the stage.

But was stopped by Taibai Jinxing.

"This fairy friend, can you stay on stage for a while?"

"Huh? Why?"

In order to show that he is very tired and dance without complaint, he deliberately panted heavily.

"Hey, you are well-developed. Just now, he received an order from the Jade Emperor. He is very interested in you and wants to hear your story. Can you introduce yourself to everyone?"

And this good thing?
Ye Fan also went all out for Pantao.

He calmed down his breath, and pressed the remote control in his hand again.

A piece of quiet and sensational music came out of the stereo, which is the professional background music - the imprint of rain.

He said lightly: "In autumn without pines and winds, geese go to the sky; in winter without snow, it turns warm and cold. In fact, I come from a poor family. My father and mother passed away when I was very young."

"But I am an orphan, and they say that children from poor families should be home~~~~, I work hard step by step, practice hard, when others are playing, I practice; when others are sleeping, I practice; When I was still practicing..."

"It was through my unremitting efforts that I entered the stage of heaven! First of all, I would like to thank my parents for giving me this life. Secondly, I would like to thank the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother for giving me the opportunity to show myself .”

"Finally, I would like to thank all my friends who like to watch my show and have always supported me, and all the immortals who are about to become friends. Only you can make me what I am today."

"Although I haven't gained anything substantive yet, I feel that I have succeeded. I can let you guys watch my show. I have no regrets in this life, thank you!"

Some sincere and touching words left the immortals speechless.

No one expected that the person in front of him had no status or background, and he walked to the stage of the Peach Club relying entirely on his own strength.

1 minutes on stage, ten years off stage.

What he gave is probably a heartache that many immortals present can't match.

The Jade Emperor nodded silently: "This young man knows how to be grateful."

The queen mother also showed a smile: "That's right, apart from my parents, I just want to thank us, which is deeply in my heart."

That is.

Ye Fan's words are not for nothing.

He put the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in extremely high positions.

Wouldn't it be a bit mean not to reward him with a flat peach?

Taibai Jinxing also sighed for a while: "Little friend, can you tell everyone, what are you responsible for in the heavenly court? When did you ascend?"

"I'm just a small temporary worker. Immortals can ask me to do whatever they need. We are not afraid of dirty work. As long as I can serve the immortals well, that is my happiest thing." ..."

(End of this chapter)