My WeChat Lian Yaojie

Chapter 1681 Four Programs
After Ye Fan finished speaking, a look of sadness welled up in his heart.

He never expected that Zhong Kui would ask them to help, otherwise he would never allow it.

Isn't this sacrificing the happiness of others to help yourself?
So what if he becomes the king of the cultivation world?

He was unhappy.

But Du Ping was very calm: "Hehe, Xiaofan, you don't have to stick to it. Do you know why Zhong Kui let us come? In fact, he wants us to die?"

"Huh?" Ye Fan was startled: "What's going on?"

"Well, if we ascended to immortality, wouldn't it be as difficult for Zhong Kui to see his sister as if we were in the sky, but if we die, we will definitely go to the underworld, and then through his means, the two of us will definitely become one in the underworld." member, so that he and Pear Blossom can stay together forever."

"hiss!"

Ye Fan took a deep breath.

I am still too young.

I didn't expect such a crucial thing.

Only in this way, it seems that Zhong Kui is too selfish.

"So you don't have to worry about us at all!"

The words were spoken, but Ye Fan still felt uncomfortable.

"By the way, Brother Du, I have seen other people's ascension in Chentangguan before, maybe you can do it too! Now that the channel of the Six Realms has been opened, ascension may not be restricted."

"Oh? The Six Realms are closed and opened? Is your news accurate?"

"It's true."

"Haha, God is helping me! It seems that we will definitely become immortals."

For Du Ping and Lihua, overcoming the catastrophe is not a problem at all.

As long as there is, they can make it.

"Xiaofan, after you have dealt with the major suzerains, we are going to prepare for the tribulation, so I won't bother you."

Ye Fan felt a little pity: "Okay, big brother, sister-in-law, if we meet again next time, I hope it will be in Heaven. Also, if you need to, send me WeChat at any time."

"Ok."

Several people finished discussing.

Ye Fan opened the sound-proof barrier, and said to the suzerains and ancestors.

"I don't want to talk nonsense with you, and I don't want to kill you. If you want to live, eat this poison pill."

Looking at the dark green pill floating in front of them, several people were uneasy.

But after all kinds of hesitation, they swallowed it resolutely.

Nobody wants to be controlled.

But if you disagree, you will die.

Everyone knows how to choose.

"Okay, we will be a family in the future, and how to announce it when you go back is your own business. I may hand over the sect's affairs to the deputy suzerain Wang Yiqiao. You should cooperate with each other."

"Yes!"

Everyone dispersed in response.

Now that the four major sects have surrendered, looking at the entire cultivation world, there is no longer any enemy who can stand on the table.

As for the follow-up incident, let Wang Yiqiao do it.

He is too murderous now, and he needs to finish practicing the Nine-Headed Insect's divine consciousness method and separate out his demonic nature before he can return to the city, otherwise it will be a ticking time bomb.

"Brother, if the matter is settled, then we will leave." Du Ping greeted.

"Well, brother and sister-in-law, go slowly!"

The two smiled slightly and flew into the sky.

At this time, Du Ping looked back slowly, and said to Wang Yiqiao.

"Young man, your identity is very special. You should try to hide yourself as much as possible. Once a fairy finds out, you will definitely die."

"And you also have to get rid of your demonic nature, otherwise Xiao Fan won't let you go if you don't need immortals to kill you."

Wang Yiqiao agreed deeply, and nodded heavily: "Thank you for calling."

The two left.

Ye Fan patted his shoulder.

"Boss, don't worry, I will never hurt you."

Wang Yiqiao shook her head silently: "Brother, if one day I really become a bloodthirsty monster, I..."

"Don't worry, I will definitely imprison you until you get better."

"No!"

Wang Yiqiao's eyes flashed with incomparable seriousness.

"I want you to kill me! You know the location of my magic pill. If you break the magic pill, I will definitely die."

"This……"

Ye Fan froze in place.

He never thought about it.

I don't even know what I would do if something unpredictable happened.

Looking at Wang Yiqiao's leaving back, his heart was extremely complicated.

Su Daji came over gracefully, and said softly: "Master, you don't have to stick to this matter. In fact, he may not explode. As long as he cultivates hard, his demonic nature will be controlled."

"hope so."

The next day.

Ye Fan originally wanted to hold a meeting for the sect, but a task came from the token of the Heavenly Court.

"Ding, Peng Aoyi sent a mission: The Pantao Festival will start soon, and we need help in the talent show!"

"Mission reward: 5000 points of merit."

so much?
Ye Fan's eyes lit up, the last time he helped Yue'er overcome the catastrophe, he wasted a lot of merit.

Just took the opportunity to add.

Besides, the Pantao Club is about to be held, and he hasn't been very helpful recently, and he's a bit ashamed of his entrustment to the Bull Demon King.

"receive."

Ye Fan greeted Su Daji, and he disappeared without a trace.

When he appeared again, he had already come to the heaven.

Peng Aoyi is a strange fairy to Ye Fan, and he has never been in contact with it.

The two gathered together at Nantianmen.

"Are you a temporary worker? Ye Fan?" Peng Aoyi is a gentle fairy, very polite, and he bent at a 45-degree angle when he came up.

Ye Fan hurriedly replied: "That's right, this is Ye Fan. I don't know what you mean by the help in the talent show?"

"Brother Tai is really quick to talk, and he got to the point so quickly. This is how things are..."

When the flat peach fair is held, not only the immortals will taste the flat peaches, but also there will be cultural performances.

Women are easy to say, most of them are group dance performances.

But the male immortals had a difficult time.

Generally, some poems will be chosen for recitation.

However, there were too many poetry recitations in the recent Peach Fairs, and the Jade Emperor explicitly prohibited it. Only one poem recitation was allowed in the Peach Fairs.

The quota is not on him yet, so I can only ask Ye Fan to help.

"Oh, it's easy. I'll just teach you a new form of performance. Cross talk, sketches, magic and acrobatics, which one do you want to choose?"

Peng Aoyi smiled wryly: "Brother, this performance is in the form of a lottery. I have already been drawn to sing, but I am tone deaf."

"I'll go! Your luck is bad enough, so what should you do?"

"I was thinking, can you come on stage in person and help me perform?"

"What? Let me perform?"

Ye Fan was dumbfounded, that was the Pantao Festival.

The biggest event in heaven where the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and Taishang Laojun are all sitting in the audience.

Is it really okay for him to perform as a temporary worker?
"Brother, don't rush to refuse. Do you know that many gods performing shows are not qualified to taste flat peaches, but if your show catches the eyes of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, they will reward you with a flat peach. "

"That is a real treasure of heaven and earth! Flat peaches generally mature once every 6000 years, and high-quality flat peaches take 9000 years to be eaten. People who eat them will become immortals, and gods will live the same life as the sky and the earth, and the sun and the moon will change together. This is a good opportunity for you to make a decision, you must cherish it."

"Is Pantao so awesome?"

Ye Fan always thought that eating a flat peach would only increase his lifespan, but he didn't expect that it could make ordinary people ascend to immortality.

If he cut a large flat peach into several pieces and let his family and friends eat it, I am afraid that they would all have thousands of years of lifespan.

This is a good thing.

"Of course, have you ever heard of the mango fruit? Eating one can only prolong your life by 7000 years, but flat peaches grow at the same time as the sun and the moon."

Although Ye Fan was excited, he was not so easily fooled.

He squinted his eyes and said, "Why should such a good thing be given to me?"

"Because I don't know how to do it, and I'm lucky enough to have eaten flat peaches. This opportunity to perform is useless to me."

"Hmph, I think there are other explanations? What if the show doesn't perform well?" Ye Fan asked with a sneer.

Peng Aoyi was shocked.

Is Ye Fan so powerful?
How could he keep such a clear head under the huge temptation?
It seemed that it was normal for his father to be unable to deal with him.

But he knew that he had to tell the truth, otherwise he might be exposed.

"If the performance fails, the Jade Emperor will punish you. In serious cases, you may be blasted 99 times by Thunder God and Lightning Mother."

"So cruel?"

"Yes, but this is a serious situation. Normally, the Jade Emperor would not have the same experience as a temporary worker like you."

Ye Fan nodded: "I can help you perform, but you have to give me your merits first, and you have to double the merits, otherwise you can hire someone else."

"What? You are robbing."

Peng Aoyi was not a benevolent deity in the first place, and the merits and virtues on his body were very few.

Ten thousand merits almost emptied him.

What a joke.

But Ye Fan was very stubborn, as if he would not agree if he lost [-] yuan.

at last.

In order to kill Ye Fan and get back his weapon spirit.

Peng Aoyi gritted his teeth: "Okay, I can give it to you. Now you and I will go to the Etiquette Department to report for the program. You will pay the money and deliver the goods."

"make a deal."

Ye Fan glanced at the show list.

Unexpectedly, it was such a coincidence that Nezha, the Barefoot Immortal, and Tianyu's programs were all next to him.

Ten thousand merits have been obtained.

Peng Aoyi left silently.

He achieved his goal, so he naturally wanted to go home and tell his father Peng Lu the good news.

As soon as he walked out of the Etiquette Department, Ye Fan saw two familiar figures.

They looked sad and reluctant.

"Hey, why are you so unlucky this year? I really don't know how to act in a classical language show." Nezha was dejected.

The Barefoot Immortal sneered and said, "It's better for you, I'm smoking a special dance, can I dance? Or barefoot dancing, how impolite. But I can't stand wearing shoes, besides, no matter how good I dance Can there be ladies in the palace dancing? It's a trick."

"Two brothers, what makes you so worried?"

At this time, Ye Fan's voice sounded.

The two were startled, and quickly raised their heads.

"I go!"

"Brother Ye Fan, why are you in Heaven?"

"Hahaha, we're saved, hurry up and help us put on a show."

"Yes, yes, it's all up to you."

……

After two people's soft grinding and hard foaming.

Ye Fan finally took over two programs again.

And there are three consecutive programs on the program list, the first is Nezha's language performance, the second is dancing, and the third is singing.

I thought this was the end.

Unexpectedly, he ran into Tian Yu who came to report again.

Tianyu is actually a person who likes acting very much, but she was unlucky, so she got the only poem recitation in the audience.

For a young woman, poetry reading is very difficult.

Her temperament is not as manly as before, and she has never acted in such a serious program.

finally……

Four appeared on Ye Fan's playlist!

Get out of the etiquette department.

The three of them were all smiling, Ye Fan's expression was indifferent, and everyone got what they needed.

Ye Fan's idea is very simple. He doesn't believe that one of his four programs won't win. As long as he gets a flat peach, he will not lose money this time.

"Brother Ye Fan, go to my Sanfeng Palace and have a brief talk?" Nezha raised his eyebrows.

"Okay, let's go."

It happened that Ye Fan had something to ask him.

Come to Sanfeng Palace.

Ye Fan expressed his feelings directly: "Nezha, do you know about the competition in the Six Realms?"

"I know."

"Then do you know who Heavenly Court has sent?"

Knowing oneself and knowing the enemy, Ye Fan is going to investigate in detail.

Nezha stared at him with wide eyes.

"Don't you know I'm leading the team?"

"WTF?"

Ye Fan almost choked to death on his own saliva.

When it comes to facing Ao Bing and Ao Lie in Dragon Palace, he still has a chance to fight.

But to face Nezha, he has no confidence at all.

It's not on the same level at all, okay?

No, isn't there a clear limit to the competition in the Six Realms?

With Nezha's strength, how could he be eligible to participate?
Nezha seemed to have seen his doubts, and said with a chuckle: "Don't look at my high position and weight, but I'm not very old. The reason why I'm stronger is because I rebuilt my golden body, and I've been cheating all my life." exist."

"Look at Yang Jian, my strength is not inferior to his, but he is not eligible to participate."

Immediately, he showed a look of surprise.

"What? Could it be you who was sent by the demon world?"

Ye Fan nodded bitterly.

"I just hope that God Nezha will beat me up lightly."

Nezha didn't speak, but checked his fingers.

He touched his index finger, then his middle finger, but eventually returned to his index finger.

Ye Fan said unhappily: "You are planning, how many seconds can you kill me?"

Nezha shook his head: "No, I'm thinking which finger to use to kill you, let's use my little finger, otherwise I'm afraid others will say that I bully you."

Ye Fan: "..."

Countless curse words flew through his mind.

But he also knew that what they said was true.

Nezha is at least the strength of Daluo Jinxian.

If Ye Fan wants to compare with him, he will have to practice for 500 years no matter what.

There is almost no chance of winning at all.

"Can't you be more tactful?"

"Hey, I'm so sorry!"

……

Ye Fan was hit by Nezha.

After a brief chat, they returned to the human world.

Matters related to the wedding have been going on in an orderly manner.

That day is getting closer and closer.

It's just that Ye Fan has a bad premonition in his heart, wondering if he will be able to make it to the wedding after the Pantao Festival.

(End of this chapter)