NOVEL NEXT Chapter 4: 4
Wiping my forehead, sweat dripping like crazy after a crazy session of creating equipment.
It's been a few weeks since my visit to the weapons store, of which I have gone to multiple times with more laser pens to make some quick cash, and I've been working my ass of to make sure that I'm prepared for when I start fighting villains.
After careful consideration, I decided to start by making some small throwing knives for my activities incase of needing to quickly split a tendon, making a criminal drop their weapon.
I've also prepared some special poison, which is surprisingly easy to get and not very well restricted, to make them more lethal should they cut someone.
Even if it isn't likely to one hundred percent kill my target, at the very lest they will be slowed and fighting to stay conscious.
Next, I decided to make a full body tactical suit for extra protection when fighting, no way am I risking taking a sword to the chest again. I also decided to add some tech to the suit to make it easier to swap between weapons, as well as adding a light to the eye holenso that I can see in the dark, or just use a dim mode to intimidate my enemies.
"Should I start on the swords next?" I ask myself, looking at my already low supply of materials.
"It hasn't been long but I'm already running low, I already went above what I originally planned to spend on this stuff."
"Hmm...Oh! I havn't checked Twitter yet!"
That's right, I went ahead and developed servers with Twitter and Messenger on them. Twitter because I was sick off not being able to watch any flame wars, Messenger because I wanted to be able to send messages without using my phone data...not really a problem since I already customized it after the iPad but I'm not a criminal so I decided to leave data statistics on so the provider could track my usage.
And that's how I ended up making Messenger. Backgrounds customizable, no ads, complete privacy with immense encryption and to top it all off, video/voice call. It's normal in this day and age to have those but it's still a good feature.
Twitter looks like how it always has, nice and clean interface with a minimalist design, everyone able to post their thoughts with free speech, as long as they keep to the moderation rules, and no ads spamming post lists.
"My following page has never looked so clean."
Sure, there might be a few ads every here and there but they are rarely seen and have the added bonus of not being videos.
Their is once again a blue ticket that can't be paid for and has to be earned and applied for, which the algorithm will review almost instantly up receiving the application for verification.
After that I made the apps, posted them to every app store, paid a few content creators on Hero Tube to advertise them, also having reminded them to set up a profile quickly before their usernames get taken, and finally started posting about the crypto exchange and how they can apply for listing if they don't want to wait for me to just discover their custom coins.
I did remember to post about how to Create their own crypto and a tutorial of how to use all the apps of course, including making video introductions and a couple trading courses to show them how to tell a promising project from a one doomed to fail.
Things took of quickly after that, the tubers really know how to get the job done, Twitter had five hundred thousand users in under nine hours!
"Damn, those tubers are fast!" I grin, opening the app.
"I wonder if I anyone's doing anything interesting today."
[Twitter]
@FunnySpice:
Feeling good this morning, I managed to make it to the shops and back without any buildings collapsing today! #peaceful #lucky
@MiniMilus:
@FunnySpice Seriously? I had to walk past two villains battling against heroes just to get some milk from the corner shop! I told my son where I was going and I came close to being made a deadbeat dad after Mt.Lady almost sat on me!
@PurpleBalls:
@MiniMilus I'd have traded anything to be in your place at that moment. #hot #Looking4Date
@ShockBoy:
Has anyone noticed that the creator of this app is also the creator of messenger and the Cosmic Exchange? They all seem to be apps created by the same person.
@FunnySpice:
@ShockBoy No way! These are recently released apps, are you saying that they made all of them so quickly??
@ShockBoy:
@FunnySpice It seems so, I even bought ¥20,000 worth of Might Coin. The exchange seems to take a small fee for purchases, conversion and selling but after seeing the profits I made in one day...worth it! #cryptoLife #Rich
Looking at these guys talk about my creations made me feel a little happy, not gonna lie, so I decided to post a little surprise.
@CryptoGod:
Yo! To celebrate the amount of traffic we've been getting lately, I'm handing out 400 might coin to the first two to quote this post. Current worth: 0.002 each.
@RATGOD:
@CryptoGod Never miss a bargain!
(quoted post)
@FunnySpice:
@CryptoGod Thank you!
(quoted post)
@ShockBoy:
Damn! beaten by @RATGOD again. He's somehow at all the giveaways before anyone else!
@RATGOD:
I am your god, puny human! There is no where that my paws can not reach! #RATGOD #Genius #GetWrecked
Laughing at the drama caused by who I can only assume is the principal of U.A, I turn off my phone and head into my quirk space to check my coin progress, only to groan in regret a few second later seeing that the price point had dropped by 2000%.
"I invested too early, I should have waited for the charts to show a opportunity. Now I have to wait for the coin to go up again."
Looking at the listing's to see if any new coins had been added, I couldn't hide my surprise at seeing all the coins that were added to my self-created exchange's crypto list all here.
"Was it because it shared the same name? Or did my quirk subconsciously fuse with my exchange?" Puzzled, but not really wanting to complain, I move to the skills tab.
{2 Milestone reached!}
"Oh?"
{Milestone: Big Loser - You lost money!}
"...fuck you"
(Milestone: A Cosmic Connection - You connected the exchange and evolved it power. Higher tier rewards available!}
"Nice, I really want something that can help me fight."
{Reward 1: Conquers blades - Anyone in the presence of these blades that are weaker than the wilder will feel immense pressure, usually causing them to kneel.}
"Hmm, that's pretty powerful, it also means that the street level thugs that I was going to fight would end up defeated instantly. Is the exchange trying to tell me to fight stronger enemies?"
{Reward 2: Intern Deadpool - You have gained the ability to become immortal for 30 seconds two times a day, even decapitation or getting cut in half will heal in seconds.
> Minor Healing - What's a deadpool rip off without a healing buff? Minor cuts will now heal within minutes. Bye, bye, paper cuts.
> Unworthy 4th Wall: As a deadpool you can sometimes break the 4th wall, unfortunately you are currently unworthy of this ability so people will see you and think that you are mad.}
"...I can't tell whether I should be cursing right now, or glad that I can become a fraudulent immortal for one minute a day."
I feel a headache coming on as I remember how often Deadpool broke the 4th wall in the movies, realising that this might become a problem.
"Device to control 4th wall breaking temptations has been added to the list of things to build. It may be funny to watch, but I'm sure the readers won't enjoy me constantly talking to them through the pages, and the author writing something weird most likely caused by sleep deprivation."
I pause, feeling like their was something wrong with what I just said, before shrugging and exiting my quirk space.
"Meh, I'm sure the readers will tell me, I do however need to work on a 4th wall dampener immediately. I don't know why but I already feel annoyed and I havn't done anything yet."
Looking at the materials sprawling around the place, I let out a small sigh. At least I have something to base the dampeners on, I remember that their were meta dampening cuffs in the CW The Flash TV show. It even managed to block Barry's connection to the spped force which was shown when he broke into A.R.G.U.S. which had dampeners installed in every square inch.
"Eugh, such a mess. I don't even have enough to start. I guess I'll have to make another trip to Merchant Square again and look for a good deal on energy sources, plutonium and more metals and wires."
Holding my chin, a sudden thought comes to my mind, causing me to break down in laughter just thinking of the reactions.
"At this point in time, Izuku should be training with All Might, right?"