MHA: The One Who Laughs

Yo sorry for not updating yesterday, I was busy af.

Anyway, SHOWER ME IN STONES

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Next Morning, 6 AM.

Johnny finally fell asleep after three days of not sleeping. As he slept, his parents drove off to the airport, heading to America. When they left, they left Johnny 760 thousand yen (5k in dollars.) and Matha cooked for her son.

Johnny's parents were extremely wealthy, with his mom being a lawyer and his dad being a weapons dealer. The whole family's net worth is in the billions of dollars.

Beep Beep Beep

The alarm rang out and Johnny woke up. He turned off the alarm and began to sit up. As he sat up, he began to smile brightly and said, "Finally! Persistent bastard!"

The person speaking wasn't Johnny, but Joker.

Joker skipped happily to the bathroom, where he saw Maxy sleeping in front of the bathroom door.

With a smile, Joker picked up Maxy and gave him a kiss on the forehead, "Good morning you small thing."

After he dropped off Maxy who walked downstairs, Joker went inside the bathroom and washed up, while also putting on his iconic makeup.

"All better!"

Joker walked inside Johnny's room and looked under the bed, where his suit was. He quickly dressed up and walked downstairs where he saw Maxy waiting. He fed Maxy with a smile and went outside.

Taking a deep breath and with his arms wide open, he declared, "I'm back!"

Joker walked around the neighborhood while greeting everyone he saw, "Good morning!"

As he waved at everyone with a wide smile, everyone on the other hand looked at him weirdly and warily, some even taking out their phone and calling someone and a few taking pictures of him.

Joker posed for the people who took pictures of him, smiling and throwing a peace sign.

A few minutes later, Joker entered an alley and moved discreetly around the city. From that point on, no one saw him.

Loud police sirens echoed throughout the city, looking for one man, Joker.

However, as they looked for Joker, Joker was currently in a warehouse behind big buildings. It was a warehouse Joker took after killing some small villains from when he first took over Johnny's body.

Joker opened the warehouse and inside, there was a pile full of weaponry. From guns to swords, everything was in that pile.

Joker took a deep breath and smiled, "Ah, my babies. Did you guys miss me?!"

He looked at an RPG and stared at it for a few seconds before saying, "Oh come on Fishbones. I wasn't gone for that long!"

Joker had named his weapons and some weapons were even at the corner of the warehouse, which he called the "Timeout zone."

Joker walked carelessly into a room and opened up the lights. The lights flickered and showed bags full of cash. Inside the bags were cash worth more than 1.6 million dollars. It came from the villains and the bank he robbed.

[Note: I'm changing the currency from yen to dollars, for simplicity. But just remember that Japan still uses yen, I'm just doing this for y'all and me.]

He opened one of the bags and took a few stacks, around 10 thousand dollars. Then he took all the bags and went to meet someone.

But first he needed a car.

He walked out the warehouse and went outside the alley. He looked around and said, "Which car should I steal today?"

As he looked around, he saw a car that piqued his interest. The car was a dark Nissan GT-R50.

He smiled and walked towards the car, and began stealing it. He quickly opened the door and managed to get it started in less than 5 minutes.

"Oh you are beautiful!"

Broom!

The engine started and he began to drive without a care in the world.

-20 minutes later-

After 20 minutes, Joker finally arrived at an abandoned building. He stepped outside and walked up the building.

On the 10th floor, a man was waiting. He wore a suit and had gray hair with glasses. The man was the most influential and famous broker in the underground world, Giran.

Giran took a puff of smoke as Joker assisted himself on one of the pillars, trying to catch a breath, "Y-You bastard! Why do we have to meet all the way up here?!"

Giran shrugged and replied, "What do you need?"

With a glare, Joker threw a paper at him and said, "I want all of that in under a week. All goods must be top quality and none should be missed."

Giran looked at the paper and said, "What do you need all of this for?"

"None of your business."

Giran looked up at Joker and said, "You're right. But for me to get all of this in a week might be a little difficult. Almost all the goods you asked about aren't in Japan, most being in Africa."

Joker smiled, "What? You can't get it?"

Giran scoffed, "Not exactly, but it will take time. If you want it to be done in under a week, then you'll have to pay extra."

Boom

Joker threw a bag on the floor and said, "That's 1.5 million dollars. I want it done in a week."

Joker turned around and saw the stairs once more. He growled in anger and yelled,

"Fucking stairs!"