Just A Normal Doom Scroller

Cappie laughed at the masterclass act that was presented in front of her, she had to say his humor was weird but it worked.

"Well my name is Mita, nice to meet you. Kenji." As Kenji extended his hand she met his with both of hers.

"So, how's the outside world?" Kenji said.

"It's dark in here." She said with a chuckle as she glanced around the cave.

"Well it is a cave, we'll show you the outside after this, unless we get transported back as soon as this mission has finished." Kenji as well as Cappie both made their way to everybody else, everybody sat down on the ground near a fire that Ainz started.

"So what's the game plan for this mission?" Rimuru started off by asking.

"Well there's not really much we can do, Saber right now is the perfect combination of close quarter combat and ranged combat, I can probably beat her with just strength, but she's dangerous. One fatal mistake and one of us will be incinerated to nothing more than molecules." Kenji said, Ainz placed his hand on his bony chin as he started analyzing.

"Why don't we start off by stating what everyone here is capable off?" Ainz proposed, with the rest of the squad nodding in agreement.

Kenji started off, "Well, let's see.. I can punch and cut stuff I guess."

"Can you please elaborate more on that? How far does your "punch and cut stuff" thing go?" Ainz asked.

"Well, for punching i'm just really strong. I can probably leave this planet devastated if it weren't for the bullshit Counter Force that 'protects' it. As for cutting.. well you can see for yourself." Kenji calmly waved his hand as as a metallic sound sounded out, the surroundings lightly shook as a wide diagonal slash seemed to cut apart a segment of the cave.

The slash was more than ten meters wide, and more than a dozen times deep.

Everyone's awe was evident, their jaws wide open. If it weren't for Ainz's passive skill, his timbers would have been shivered.

"Holy shit. And that invisible?" Llyod asked in disbelief.

"You bet it is." Kenji said with smug.

"This isn't meant to be an insult, but is that all you can do with the 'cutting stuff' ability of yours..?" Kim Gongja nervously asked.

"Hmm, no? If I use this to it's full capabilities then I could probably dismantle a decently sized mountain with ease." Kenji said, he didnt exactly know how strong Sukuna's abilities are now that he was the one wielding it, but he instinctively felt that cutting up mountains wasn't all of it.

"[Keh, that's weak. Compared to my prime cleaving mountains ain't much, I always did that before breakfast.]" The Sword Emperor started boasting, trying to place himself above Kenji.

"Now let's move on, I've shared some of mine, now it's somebody else's turn." Kenji said as he took out his phone and opened Instagram.

"I'll go next." The blob of slime that was Rimuru perked up as he explained what he was currently capable of.

'Hmm...' Kenji started thinking, 'Rimuru is weak as of now, the only ones that could actually dish out damage are Ainz and Frieren. While Frieren doesn't look to be much, she can summon fucking black holes, who knows what other spells she has, she's gonna be useful on the long run.'

"Alright stop." Kenji's voice suddenly sounded as he asked them to stop talking.

"Rimuru, Llyod, Kim Gongja, and Cappie, you will be excluded from this battle." Kenji said as they all looked at him.

"I haven't even explained what I could do yet." Llyod whined.

"Same." Kim Gongja added.

"But I wanna kick butt!" Cappie complained as she started shaking him.

"Fine by me actually..." Rimuru said, engaging in combat with a walking nuke was not in his Isekai Bingo List.

Kenji stopped Cappie from shaking before he said, "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. With the capabilities the four of you have now, you'll only be deadweight."

"What do you mean by that?" Kim Gongja asked.

"Need I spell it out? You're weak, the lot of you. You won't even be able to scratch Saber's armor. Let alone actually do damage..." Then Kenji suddenly realized something.

"No wait.. Llyod's singing might actually harm her..." He started whispering, but Llyod barely him.

"Huh? What's this about my singing?" He asked confused, what about his singing? He has a heavenly voice, even his mother said so. [A/N: So that was a fucking lie.]

"No, it's nothing." Kenji waved it off. "But anyway, for now just sit back and let the three of us give you a show to enjoy."

A smile formed on Kenji's face, he glanced at the sitting Cappie next to him.

'The world of Mi:Side... I'll have to take care of it after this.' A new goal formed in his mind.

"Perhaps we can do it this way.." Ainz voice quipped as he started to propose his plan.

"Me and Miss Frieren will attack this 'Saber' at a distance, while the Admin will be the vanguard. This is how it'll play out, if what the Admin says is true, then we really can't do much other than attack from a distance, essentially support. We'll kite her down, I don't believe we have enough fire power to actually take her down, but the Admin surely can. So in the end, the deciding factor will be the Admin." Ainz started explaining.

"Leave it to me." Kenji reassured them, followed by Frieren with only a calm nod as a sign of her agreement.

As the calm atmosphere returned, it didn't last long as Kenji's instincts flared.

Without spending a second to hesitate he dug his fingers into the cave ground as he leveled the ground they were on, the members of the chat group were knocked away by the force of Kenji essentially doing what Saitama did on one of Jupiter's Moons.

A bright beam of pure energy pierced through the cave walls as it disintegrated everything it met in it's path, including the place they were just sitting on.

"Holy fuck...." Llyod nearly fainted seeing the pure destruction that bright beam caused. The rest of them recovered from the shock from what had just happened.

"Nice save, Kenji-san." Ainz calmly commended him.

"Save it for later, it seems the battle has begun." Kenji moved closer to the hole Saber's attack opened up, the cave shook as the fight between Rider and Saber clashed out.

But what was this? Rider was losing, Kenji observed the battlefield as he saw Shirou in a pool of his own blood.

And strangely enough, he didn't have Archer's cloth.

"Well shit, we lost our tank."

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A/N: is it just me or are my skills deteriorating? I don't remember writing chapters this bad... Or I might just be tripping balls

Anyway enjoy the chapter. Next arc will cover The Mi:Side arc, and I guess there will be romance.