Just A Normal Doom Scroller

-The Next Day-

[Doom Scroller is online]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Everybody ready to get blasted?]

[Water Is Good: I'm basically shitting my pants.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Type shit.]

[Hag Elf: Shit.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin):.... Boomer.]

[Not A Bad Slime: Ready Perfectly.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Fire reference, moving on.]

[Zombie Regressor: I'm all set.]

[Bone Daddy: A real life raid... I'm quite excited, but also nervous. But nevertheless, I am ready.]

[CoolGirlWithACap: All ready! I have my secret weapon in my hands, ready to use against any Tyrant!]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): While I think I know what that 'secret weapon' is, I hope it's not what I'm thinking about.]

[Mission Starting In 00:00:00:59]

Kenji prepared himself, while it was unfortunate that he couldn't receive another Template for this mission, it was fine.

After all, he was KJ. He would aura farm while facing any opponent, that's just how he is.

As the numbers ticked down, he breathed a long breath. Ready for whatever was about to come, on the except of getting nuked the first second they got there.

As the timer hit zero, a wave of light entered Kenji's sight as a beam of colorful lights surrounded him, he saw his body dematerializing with every second.

"A pretty cool way to spatial travel." Kenji muttered as the light completely consumed him.

Kenji regained his sight in a shaking cave, the first thing he saw was the towering figure of a 2-meter skeleton draped in majestic robes that would put any monarch to shame.

Next was the cowering figure of Llyod Frontera, as he was staring directly into the eyes of Ainz Ooal Gown while shaking, his shovel held tightly in his hands, ready if the skeleton monster did anything that would endanger him.

A small white mouse that was on his shoulder mimicked his reaction as they were both afraid, but vigilant.

Kenji couldn't help but laugh at the sight of this, promoting the pair.. or trio to look at the suddenly loud figure of Kenji.

"You would think this is Isekai Quarter, since it's just a bunch of Isekai protagonists meeting up, with a few others in the exception." Kenji said as he made his way towards them.

"Ah right, you call KJ, also known as. Doom Scroller." Kenji introduced himself as Llyod made the connection in an instant.

"Then you're... Bone Daddy?" He asked the hulking figure of Ainz.

"I suppose." Ainz calmly said as he reached for the extended hand of Kenji, both of them sharing a handshake.

Llyod heaved a sigh of relief as he realized he was just another protagonist... (Should he be called protagonist?) Like him.

"Now that I take a closer look, Admin, you truly are a Fanfiction protagonist. While you may not have the generic white hair, you sure as hell have it really well in the looks department." Llyod said as he also shared a handshake with Kenji.

"You're pretty handsome yourself, Llyod Frontera. Or should I call you Kim Suho?" Kenji asked.

"Llyod is fine.. wait did you just call me..." A tear drop dripped off Llyod's face as a face full of gratitude replaced his face.

"Handsome..? Nobody has ever said that to me.." He trembled, Kenji looked at him in disbelief.

'Just how much trash talk has this guy already received in his world?' A crude smile formed on his face as he comforted Llyod.

Gradually, the other members also arrived, with Rimuru arriving after Kenji, next was Kim Gongja.

As he greeted Rimuru, the blob of blue also greeted him.

'It seems he hasn't eaten Shizu yet.' Kenji shifted his focus on Kim Gongja, or rather the tall red haired ghost following behind him.

"[Hey.. Kim Zombie what is this team set up? A giant ass Skeleton, a cute looking smile that actually seems pretty strong. And that red haired dude. He's practically oozing with this crazy aura.]" The Sword Emperor, Bae Hu-ryeong said as he skimmed through the people currently present.

"You can sense all of that?" Gongja whispered as Kenji made his way towards him.

"Nice to meet you, Kim Gongja. And greetings to the Sword Emperor." Gongja flinched for a moment before quickly gaining his composure, he took the extended hand of Kenji and cautiously shook it.

'He can see this psychopath?' Gongja was surprised, this was the first time someone has ever seen Bae Hu-ryeong.

"Nice to meet you.. The Sword Emperor also greets you." Gongja awkwardly said, as he joined the others in forming a circle.

"So... Everyone of have something in common." Kenji said.

"Which is?" The slime's voice sounded out.

"We all got powers by dying. Well I think except for Ainz, since I think he got summoned... Also I've been meaning to ask, Ainz what's this thing I've heard of you having a wife." Llyod perked up as Kenji asked Ainz.

The skeleton awkwardly scratched his bony head as he lightly blushed.

"Since you know me, you might her.. you know Bukubukuchagama?" Ainz said, reminiscing of his wife.

"Bukubuku wha?" Llyod confused said.

"Holy shit, you got married to her?" Kenji's eyes widened in disbelief, it seems Ainz has been living an entirely different life from the reality he knew of.

"So how are you coping with it? Since you got sent to the New World, you probably got separated, or did she come with you?" Kenji should have told him about the summoning before hand, that was a miscalculation on his part.

"She did come with me, along with some friends." To Kenji, Ainz has just dropped an equivalent of a nuclear bomb.

'Not only did Bukubukuchagama but also other members of the guild?' Kenji started thinking, what's gonna happen to the New World now? With the arrival of other Supreme Beings, it's practically fucked.

"I see, that's interesting. Well at least you're not alone anymore, plus you get the added addition of living in a world where pollution doesn't kills anyone going outside with a Hazmat suit." Kenji said, though it was different from the canon he knew, at least he Ainz was living a proper life now.

"Indeed, it's a pretty good life now, plus I have friends now too." Ainz said.

A flash of bright lights took away their attention as a petite figure, draped in beautiful white robes, her white hair flowed like a calm stream.

"Another one." Kenji stood up as he prepared to greet the new members that had just arrived.

"Zoltraak."

Suddenly, a beam of light shot out of the petite figure as Kenji deflected it instinctively.

The beam struck the roof of the cave as it shook.

"She sees Ainz and the first thing she does is attack? Truly a racist elf." Kenji in a burst of speed, intercepted the small elf as he held Frieren like a cat.

The elf calmly stared at him, with her being just getting captured like that she knew she would get killed if he tries to fight him so she surrendered.

"I concede." She calmly said as Kenji raised an eyebrow.

"You truly are racist. The skeleton right there isn't a demon so don't worry, what you should be worried about is that man right there holding a shovel. He's Llyod, y'know the Demon King of Taxation I told you about." Kenji said as a smirk formed on his face.

"Oiiiii!!!! Are you trying to get me killed?!" Llyod screamed at Kenji as he saw the white haired elf readying her staff as she pointed it at him. A magic circle formed on the tip of the staff as Llyod panicked.

Kenji took away her staff just before she could use another Zoltraak, as he started laughing hysterically.

"It's just a joke, just a joke Frieren. Calm down." Kenji as he put the small elf down.

"I see, a Joke. Himmel said it was an act of humor that humans do or say when they want to laugh. Interesting, so this is a joke." Frieren started analyzing as she had flashbacks of Himmel.

He left her alone as another pillar of light formed just a distance from them.

There she appeared, a girl gorgeous beyond words, her head supported a cap that was made her look like she had cat ears, with a vibrator in hand her divine visage left Kenji slightly stunned.

"Damn, charm was super effective..." Kenji said as he clutched at his heart, to be defeated by this, that would be humiliation at his side.

The girl approached him as she booped his cheek.

"Are you.. my player?" She said, her smile vibrant and full of teasing amusement.

"Touch me again and you'll exactly just who I am." Kenji's tone was fueled with menace as his eyes changed, the letters K and J formed on them, he was ready for battle.

Cappie touched him again, challenging him.

"Nice to meet you, my names Kenji Joule, also known as KJ, I'm a fanfiction protagonist for a series called [Just A Normal Doom Scroller]. I'm 16 years old, I'm a rich unemployed man and I'm the admin of my Dimensional Chat Group. I have no parents, I touch grass, shockingly. I'm a Gacha addict, I drink a glass of milk every night and I sleep at... What is sleep again? Anyway everyday I follow a certain work out plan and eat a banana after that. I have no friends in school but I'm cool, I'm a so called Aura Farmer and I'm just cool. Also did I ever mention how I'm cool? I'm 6'3 by the way, I have 2 million Bitcoin. Did I also ever mention I'm 6'3? Yeah I'm 6'3 by the way."

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A/N: RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY A CHAPTER AFTER ONE WEEK MY CHAPTER STREAK IS BROKENNNN RAHHHHHHHH

Anyway, I'm back I have no words to say, just enjoy this chapter. See you next time.

Edit: I actually have something to say, Ainz's new life is inspired by fanfics from this app as well, their called[Overlord: Advent of the New God's] and [Supreme Beings of Azeroth] both by DukeCheberuk, check them out they make really good Overlord fanfics.