Joining the Joyful Union Sect, My Life in the Grip of My Senior Sister

Chapter 40:  If My Pants Are Not Put On Properly, You Wouldn’t Recognize Me?



Chapter 40:  If My Pants Are Not Put On Properly, You Wouldn’t Recognize Me?

“What are you trying to do? It is broad daylight and there are so many people outside!” Lin Fengmian whispered.

“Isn’t this more exciting?” Liu Mei giggled, “This is your reward, oh!”

“Isn’t this a punishment?” Lin Fengmian protested helplessly.

Liu Mei’s soft hand grabbed Lin Fengmian’s arm, easily immobilizing him.

“You aren’t being honest?”

She gave Lin Fengmian a charming look, ignoring his embarrassment, and slowly crouched down.

Lin Fengmian looked down at her from above, surveyed the abyss and the scenery, and whispered, “Don’t be like this, there’s something wrong with those people!

“Hmm? Tell me… what’s wrong?”

Liu Mei, who usually spoke eloquently, now stammered, her words coming out in a jumbled mess that made Lin Fengmian want to slap his face.

” That Fa Zhi’s moves were too ruthless, it doesn’t feel like… a righteous person!”

Seeing Liu Mei’s confusion, Lin Fengmian couldn’t help but focus on two key points and explain them to her in a clear and concise manner.

Despite her usual quick wit, Liu Mei couldn’t understand Lin Fengmian’s meaning after a long time.

After explaining for a long time, Lin Fengmian couldn’t help but feel a bit frustrated.

In the end, he couldn’t help but rack his brains and teach Liu Mei, who was dressed in a dignified Taoist robe and looked cool and attractive on the surface, but was actually extremely charming, everything he had learned.

Liu Mei frowned, chewed his words for a moment, and swallowed the bitter pill.

After being taught by Lin Fengmian for a long time, she finally understood. Now, she was brimming with knowledge.

Lin Fengmian felt a bit embarrassed as he remembered his recent actions.

Liu Mei licked her red lips and chuckled, “You said you didn’t want to, but you seemed to enjoy it. You held me so tightly that you almost suffocated me.”

Lin Fengmian was mortified. At this moment, he felt like a saint, lamenting his own wrongdoing, “It’s all your fault for leading me astray!”

Liu Mei chuckled, “Then how about we go to my room tonight and get to know each other better?”

Lin Fengmian firmly refused, “No, you come to my room!”

Liu Mei laughed, her laughter like a wave of ripples that made Lin Fengmian feel dizzy.

Damn it, even if she didn’t absorb his essence, he would still be drained by her eventually.

Liu Mei smiled ambiguously, “Aren’t you still going to meet the city lord’s wife tonight?”

Lin Fengmian didn’t expect her to know this as well. Was this woman literally watching him around the clock?

“I’m healthy, I’m not afraid!”

“Alright, back to the topic, I’ve also noticed that there’s something wrong with those people. What do you think?” Liu Mei asked.

“What do I think? This is your business, right?” Lin Fengmian said awkwardly.

“Aren’t we a family? You wouldn’t even recognize me if I didn’t put on my pants properly?” Liu Mei said with a tearful voice.

“Uh…”

Lin Fengmian realized that not only was he easily swayed by words, but he was also easily swayed by being taken advantage of.

However, Liu Mei was right. He had already made his move. Once he was discovered, he wouldn’t be able to escape.

“What if we run away?”

Liu Mei thought for a moment, but although she was reluctant to leave the disciples she had just recruited, she agreed with his suggestion.

“It’s not appropriate to run now. Let’s go tonight under the cover of darkness. You keep an eye on those two guys!”

Lin Fengmian did not expect that he would be forced to work with them one day. He thought to himself, “Life is unpredictable.”

But gaining their trust was his only chance to escape.

He nodded immediately, “Okay, I understand.”

“If the timing isn’t right, we’ll leave them behind. I’ll take you and run,” Liu Mei said with a smile.

“Uh, I’m not good at flying, I might slow you down. Why don’t you give me the antidote and I’ll stay here?” Lin Fengmian suggested.

As long as he got away from them, he could easily disguise himself and escape.

“No way, how could sister abandon you?” Liu Mei immediately saw through his plan and smiled mischievously.

Lin Fengmian’s face stiffened, but he could only smile back, “Thank you, Senior Sister, for your unwavering loyalty.”

The two of them left the room. Xia Yunxi and the others were already waiting in the living room.

“Oh, Senior Sister is finally done?” Mo Ruyu said with a smile.

Lin Fengmian couldn’t help but blush, “We just talked about a few things…”

“You didn’t even put your pants on properly,” Wang Yanran pointed at Lin Fengmian.

Lin Fengmian jumped in fear and looked down to realize that he had been tricked.

Wang Yanran and Mo Ruyu burst out laughing, their laughter like a wave of ripples, making Lin Fengmian blush even more.

These evil demonesses!

He couldn’t help but notice the expressions on Chen Qingyan and Xia Yunxi’s faces. Chen Qingyan’s face was not good, while Xia Yunxi looked dejected.

“Alright, stop messing around. Junior Brother Lin said that Fa Zhi is not right, they might not be real monks,” Liu Mei said solemnly.

The others were startled and asked, “What’s going on?”

Liu Mei explained in detail, her gaze lingering on the two “leeks”, noticing their evasive eyes.

“We will continue to recruit disciples as usual and then hand them over to the city lord. We’ll meet outside the city tomorrow night!”

The other women nodded solemnly, without hesitation. 

After all, their identities were sensitive. If exposed, it would be troublesome.

Life was precious!

They hadn’t checked the identity jade tokens of the remaining members, which was a bit like acting guilty.

In the afternoon, the disciple recruitment went on as usual. Lin Fengmian’s excellent performance made the townspeople even more enthusiastic.

The line of Lin Fengmian’s recruits was frighteningly long, with many infatuated women, which gave Lin Fengmian a taste of sweetness.

But he didn’t get too carried away. He kept an eye on the two “leeks”.

He noticed that the two were indeed trembling and absent-minded, and finally realized that the Joyful Union Sect was not what it seemed.

There was something strange about the way they looked at Lin Fengmian, and they were obviously suspicious of him.

After all, Lin Fengmian was clearly on Liu Mei’s side, and his long stay at Green Leek Peak made it hard not to suspect him.

Lin Fengmian observed the spirit stone of one of the two leeks glowing, but he did not report it. Instead, he let the hooded man go.

Lin Fengmian immediately realized that this person was most likely one of them disguised as someone else.

Not good!

Making an excuse, Lin Fengmian hurriedly bumped into Liu Mei and said, “Those two leeks are acting strange!”

“Leeks?” Liu Mei was taken aback, then giggled, “That’s a really vivid description.”

“Don’t joke!”

Lin Fengmian anxiously explained his findings to Liu Mei. Now that they were all in the same boat, he didn’t want to die for no reason.

Liu Mei’s face changed slightly, and she immediately nodded seriously, “Let’s go now. You maintain the current situation for now, don’t alarm them.”

“You find a way to escape later, we’ll meet at the north gate of the city!”

“What about them?” Lin Fengmian hesitated.

“Forget about them, let’s go now!” Liu Mei said sternly.

“What about my antidote? Give me the antidote first!” Lin Fengmian demanded anxiously. 


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