It is Easiest to be Obsessed by Everyone

Chapter 4



In the status window, there was another change besides the removal of .

 

[Basic Libido: F]  

 

[Sexual Desire Towards You: B]  

 

[Affection Towards You: S]  

 

A new entry, ‘Sexual Desire Towards You: B,’ had been added.  

 

The only thing that had changed was that we kissed.  

 

That appeared to be the reason why it was added.  

 

But I didn’t understand one thing. Her basic libido was F, but her desire for me was B.  

 

[Basic libido refers to one’s inherent sexual desire.]  

 

[Sexual desire towards you is the sexual desire that applies only to the user.]  

 

Really?  

 

Status window, you’re quite helpful.  

 

So, what’s the difference between F and B?  

 

[F indicates a level of sexual aversion. This stage involves a strong dislike of sexual contact. There’s a very high likelihood of never marrying or engaging in romantic relationships.]  

 

[E is asexual. With enough consideration, they might go along with it for someone they love.]  

 

[D dislikes sex.]  

 

[C has little to no interest in sex.]  

 

[B moderately enjoys sex. Most people fall into this category.]  

 

I didn’t know Jung Hyena was averse to sex.  

 

But she was at the level of moderately enjoying sex when it comes to me.  

 

How did one kiss change things like that?  

 

“Hyena, what do you think about sex?”  

 

“Oh, um, I’ve never done it. That was my first kiss, so of course, I’ve never done that either!”  

 

She blushed furiously but made her point with determination.  

 

I couldn’t help but feel humbled, wondering if I even deserved such luxury.  

 

“Honestly, I find it kind of gross… but I think I’d like doing it with you, oppa. I-I want to do it with you.”  

 

She couldn’t even meet my eyes and her face turned bright red, but she still managed to say what she wanted to say.  

 

She was quite forward.  

 

I always thought women were supposed to be passive and defensive about this kind of thing.  

 

Lee Chang-woo, you’ve got it easy with just your looks.  

 

Now that I think about it, she responded pretty enthusiastically during the kiss earlier too.  

 

If she responded that much during sex, I’d be so touched I’d carry her around for the rest of my life.  

 

The dreams of my past virgin self weren’t all that big.  

 

Should we start dating?  

 

The moment was perfect.  

 

One word, and it was game over.  

 

Once her period was over, we could do it at least six times a day.  

 

Where should the wedding be?  

 

To be a husband Hyena wouldn’t be embarrassed by, I guess I should go back to graduate school?  

 

But I got the feeling this guy, Lee Chang-woo, didn’t finish high school.  

 

Anyway, we could use the names I picked out for our kids, and as for our first grandchild’s name…  

 

Buzz. Buzz.  

 

“Oppa, just a moment. It’s a call from the office.”  

 

Hyena excused herself and answered the call.  

 

“Yes, boss. Yes, I’m nearby. What? Right now? Oh, I can’t. Really? This is serious. Yes, yes, I understand. Okay, I’ll be right there.”  

 

As Hyena hung up, she looked terribly troubled and upset.  

 

“Oppa, what should I do? One of the editors just got taken to the emergency room, and they need me to come in quickly to do the editing work. We have something that needs to be uploaded by tomorrow.”  

 

But I was just preparing myself to ask you out!  

 

How could this happen now?  

 

“Were you supposed to have the day off today?”  

 

“No, I just took a half-day off to leave early to see you, oppa. But why did Jeong-min have to end up in the emergency room at such a crucial time…?”  

 

Hyena gritted her teeth in frustration, then suddenly looked at me, realizing her mistake.  

 

To be honest, I was a bit startled.  

 

I didn’t think she was capable of getting angry at all.  

 

“I’m sorry. It looks like I have to go now.”  

 

“Oh, alright.”  

 

“I’m really, really sorry. If you need anything, just contact me right away!”  

 

“I’m in airplane mode right now, so let’s just text.”  

 

“Oh right. I know. If oppa doesn’t put his phone on airplane or do-not-disturb mode, he can’t do anything because of all the calls. They come in nonstop.”  

 

It’s really that bad…?  

 

“Oppa, I’m heading out then.”  

 

“Hyena, wait a minute.”  

 

“Yes?”  

 

I hugged her tightly in front of the door.

 

I bit her soft lips once more.  

 

Jung Hyena eagerly responded, wrapping her arms around me and kissing me back passionately.  

 

It was so sweet that my whole body felt like it was melting, and it felt so good.  

 

I wouldn’t mind if we both turned to stone like this.  

 

To the spirit of my reproductive organ, which was removed along with the cancer cells:  

 

I wish you knew what your owner is experiencing now.  

 

Remember that I’ve grown to the point where I can initiate a kiss with a girl without saying a word.  

 

“Oppa… Let’s keep in touch.”  

 

“Yeah.”  

 

After a long, intense kiss, we pulled away, and her eyes looked a bit dazed.  

 

“Seriously, Jeong-min is no help, no help at all. Always dumping their work on others…”  

 

I heard her grumble softly, and it almost triggered some PTSD from my past.  

 

Well. Hyena was only human, so if she took a half-day off to leave early and then had to go back to work, she’d be annoyed.  

 

***  

 

My interest in idols was about the same as anyone else’s.  

 

Today was the first time I heard the name of the group Hyena used to be in.  

 

I connected to Wi-Fi and searched for videos from Hyena’s active idol days.  

 

Despite being from a lesser-known group, she had been active for over three years, so there were quite a few fancam videos.  

 

However, over 80% of the fancam videos were solo shots of Jung Hyena.  

 

She was the breadwinner of the group.  

 

With more digging, I found out she had the nickname ‘the unlucky leader of a girl group.’

 

Even though it had been over a year since she retired, the fancam videos still had comments from fans missing her.  

 

“Hyena was originally set to debut with K-Roxen, but her life got messed up due to some awful mergers and acquisitions. Such a talented person got buried, what a waste.”  

 

“How could a Challenger-tier person succeed when they were grouped with Grandmasters?”  

 

└“If they were a true Challenger, shouldn’t they have carried the Grandmasters to success?”  

 

└“Damn troll, get lost.”  

 

I was captivated by the fancam videos.  

 

On stage was a completely different Jung Hyena that I had never known.  

 

She was a national idol, combining the fresh charm of a teenager with a unique sexiness.  

 

How frustrated must she be, having her idol career ruined due to company circumstances and power struggles among the higher-ups?  

 

If she had debuted with K-Roxen, she’d be rolling in popularity and money by now.  

 

Instead of being a staff member at a YouTuber studio with 4 million subscribers.  

 

I went to the bathroom to take a shower.  

 

When I undressed and stood in front of the mirror, I saw my sturdy reflection and tears welled up.  

 

If a penis had a soul, would it have been cut off during the surgery? Or did it stay attached?  

 

I wish it could have been reincarnated in this body too.  

 

“Man, you’re handsome… Really…”  

 

In my old body, every time I stood in front of the bathroom mirror, I used to hypnotize myself, “Well, I guess I’m not that bad.”  

 

Now that I thought about it, that was a dark part of my past I’d rather forget.  

 

Seeing this perfect face, I regretted how disgusted my old mirror must have been.  

 

“Mirror, mirror, isn’t this still above average?”  

 

“In the squid category?”  

 

That must have been the mirror’s true thoughts.  

 

“But this Chang-woo guy looks like he didn’t exercise.”  

 

There was no fat, and his body was slightly lean.  

 

I guess you could call it a model’s physique.  

 

But I bet women would actually prefer this kind of body more.  

 

Actually, with that face, it wouldn’t matter what his body looks like. It was just a matter of preference.  

 

After washing from head to toe, I felt completely refreshed.  

 

“I’m hungry.”  

 

I pulled on some random clothes from my suitcase and put on my shoes.  

 

I glanced in the entryway mirror and was shocked.  

 

Some male celebrity was standing there.  

 

The world was this unfair, and I never even knew it.  

 

***  

 

7 p.m.  

 

I was really craving a cold beer.  

 

I hadn’t had a single drop in the five years I spent battling my illness.  

 

So I went to a pub, but since it was in Gangnam, it was already full at 7 p.m.  

 

“Wow. That’s refreshing.”  

 

I chugged down a 500cc beer in one go.  

 

It appeared the status window did a clean sweep when it reincarnated me since the alcohol went down smoothly.  

 

I immediately ordered a second glass and opened YouTube.  

 

It was the channel of my favorite YouTuber, a Princeton PhD in Mathematics.  

 

“Excuse me.”  

 

“Yes?”  

 

Suddenly, I heard a woman’s voice beside me.  

 

I turned to see a fairly pretty woman shyly smiling at me.  

 

In the past, I would have thought she was quite a beauty, but compared to Jung Hyena, she seemed a bit underwhelming.  

 

“You’re really my type. Could we exchange numbers?”  

 

“Oh, I don’t have my phone on me right now.”  

 

I reflexively reverted to my old habit.  

 

Whenever a pretty girl approached me, I would think, ‘There’s no way this is happening to me. This must be some kind of pyramid scheme,’ and made an excuse like, ‘I don’t have my phone.’

 

The girl didn’t seem flustered at all and smiled with her eyes while glancing at my YouTube video.  

 

“But you have a phone right there.”  

 

“Oh, this one? It’s just a Wi-Fi device. It can’t make calls with it.”  

 

“Then, can I give you my number?”  

 

I was touched.  

 

I felt like I was about to cry.  

 

Mom, this is the first time in my life that a girl has asked for my number.  

 

“Sure. Please give it to me.”  

 

“Please make sure to call. You have to, okay?”  

 

“Alright. I’ll call when I get my phone service activated.”  

 

My heart was already full of Hyena, and there was no room for any other girl, but still, this was the first time a girl has asked for my number, so I should cherish it.  

 

“Did you come here alone?”  

 

“You’re totally my ideal type.”  

 

“Can I give you my number?”  

 

“If you’re alone, would you like to join us for a drink?”  

 

“I’m from that table over there, and I lost a bet, so… would you like to join us?”  

 

“I’ve been watching you for a while, and it looks like you’re watching a really difficult video.”  

 

Did they plan this in shifts or something?  

 

Every time I tried to take a drink, someone came over to talk to me.  

 

“Oh, you must really like math. I subscribe to this YouTuber too. Did you major in mathematics?”  

 

“Not math, but I graduated from engineering school.”  

 

“Oh, I’m an engineering major too! Electrical engineering, actually!”  

 

“Really? What year are you in?”  

 

“First year. I’m a freshman!”  

 

“Great. Then, can you explain the difference between a vector and a scalar?”  

 

“Um…”  

 

“Liberal arts student, huh? Why did you lie?”  

 

“I’m sorry. I just wanted to impress you, and it slipped out.”  

 

This was driving me nuts.  

 

I just wanted to enjoy my drink in peace and watch YouTube. Why did they keep interrupting me like this?  

 

I felt like I was about to have a panic attack.  


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