It is Easiest to be Obsessed by Everyone

Jung Hyena had a slender figure and stood 169 cm tall with a C-cup. She boasted an overwhelming visual appeal and an aura of purity. 

Choi Jisoo, my age, stoof at 175 cm with a D-cup. A tall, glamorous beauty with a commanding presence. 

Hwang Ah-young, an older woman at 166 cm with a G-cup. She had a striking curvaceous figure that defied typical Asian body standards and came with an intense obsession. 

Each had a unique point of appeal that was hard to ignore.

I found it impossible to keep my eyes off her bouncy chest. 

No matter how hard I tried, my gaze kept drifting toward her chest. 

Damn! A woman with a chest like that wearing a tube top? 

When she took off her outerwear, her shoulders and waistline were fully exposed, making her already enormous chest even more prominent. 

On Friday, she definitely didn’t look like this.

“Your outfit….”

“I went to the salon early this morning to get my hair done the way you like it. How do you like these waves? Since I was meeting you, Director Hwang said she’d style it in the Elling Grang look you used to like.”

‘Sorry. But I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

‘My eyes can’t seem to focus on anything but your chest right now.’

“Uh… Aren’t you cold?”

“It’s hot here, though?”

It was probably hot because of the heat I was generating. 

Hwang Ah-young was wearing tight-fitting pants, and for a moment, I wondered what she’d look like in shorts or a skirt. 

But by leaving her lower body covered and only emphasizing her body line, she made her G-cup chest stand out even more. 

It reminded me of that story where a girl, knowing her boyfriend was going to break up with her, was told by a bold friend to wear a miniskirt. 

It ended with the boyfriend changing his mind and wanting to try again. 

With her G-cup chest as her weapon, Hwang Ah-young was overflowing with confidence. 

It was hard to believe she was the same woman who had been crying and clinging to me on Friday.

Anyway, I needed to regain my composure, somehow.

For a moment, I wondered what it would be like if Jung Hyena had G-cup breasts, but I quickly shook the thought away. 

Get it together. 

The fact that she already had such a slim body and beautifully shaped C-cup breasts aas a miracle in itself.

“So what is it that you want to say?”

“I’m really sorry about Friday. I spent days just waiting for you to reach out, and when you pretended not to know me, I was really upset. Please forgive me.”

She was apologizing, but her tone was full of confidence. 

It wasn’t that I disliked it, but maybe the tube top was the source of her confidence? 

Does emphasizing her chest make her feel more self-assured?

“How did you figure it out?”

“I asked the counter staff after you left, and they said your Korean pronunciation was perfect. That’s when I realized you were pretending and decided to follow you.”

She spilled it all right away—no hesitation, no excuses. 

I expected her to at least try to make something up. 

But really, can someone’s chest grow that big on its own as if it belonged to a different species? 

Her size was honestly astonishing.

I could feel the stares from the men in the café fixating on us. 

I get it. 

I couldn’t even focus properly right now. 

If Jung Hyena’s face was like a ballistic missile, then Hwang Ah-young’s chest was like an anti-ballistic missile. 

Different types, different purposes, but both were strategic weapons.

“So when did you learn German?”

“A while ago. I just haven’t used it in a long time.”

“I had no idea. You looked really handsome in that suit, by the way. Now I get why you don’t wear it often.”

Handsome? That’s how she puts it?

“I used to get annoyed with girls hitting on you even when you dressed casually, but when you wear a suit, it’s on a whole new level.”

Ah! So that’s why. 

No wonder I got approached so much that day.

“……”

“……”

As I fell silent, so did Hwang Ah-young. 

Maybe she thought I was trying not to be bothered. 

In reality, I just didn’t know how to continue the conversation. 

My silence must have been taken as displeasure.

Hwang Ah-young started fidgeting with her fingers, clearly getting a bit anxious.

“By the way, I can’t do it today.”

“What?”

“I’m on my period. But can I still take care of you with my chest and mouth? You always liked that.”

I almost spat out my drink. 

I guess that’s how things were with her and Chang-woo.

[Your Oral Ejaculation Count: 42 times]  

[Your Vaginal Ejaculation Count: 43 times]

Come to think of it, the number of oral encounters was high. 

With Choi Jisoo, it was just 12 times… 

Guess they did a lot of paizuri play.

“I have someone I like now.”

“That girl from Friday? She’s pretty. But she doesn’t seem like your type. Looks clingy.”

Where did she get that idea about Hyena? 

‘She’s nothing but sweet and innocent.’

‘Even if she is a rival, at least make it believable.’

‘This is just ridiculous.’

‘Besides, you’re one to talk about being clingy, aren’t you?’

“So, are we going to a motel? Or your place?”

“Didn’t you hear me? I said I like someone else.”

“I heard you. So what?”

“……”

“Didn’t I promise you I wouldn’t care about stuff like that? Are you just testing me now?”

‘How long is Chang-woo going to keep surprising me?’

‘Enough is enough. It’s time to put my foot down.’

It felt like if I showed any weakness, I’d end up getting swallowed by those ridiculous breasts.

“Anyway, I can’t see you anymore. That’s why I came here.”

“Got it. I’ll wait quietly.”

“Why are you taking it like that? I said I can’t meet you anymore.”

“Doesn’t that just mean you’ll focus on that girl for now? I understood correctly, didn’t I?”

This was frustrating. 

It was not that she was weird. 

This must be Chang-woo’s way of stringing people along.

“When will you take your phone off airplane mode?”

“I got a new—”  

I stopped myself before saying I got a new number. 

That would just complicate things further.

Her words about waiting endlessly for my call and going crazy kept flashing before my eyes. 

That scene on Friday night still lingered in my mind, reminding me too much of my old self, making it hard to be cold towards her.

“I won’t ignore your texts. I can’t promise heartfelt responses though.”

“Really?”

How does her face light up like that so quickly? 

I couldn’t understand this logic. 

It might be all about the looks, but still, this was too much.

“Just keep it to simple updates. I’m really trying to make things work with her.”

“Okay, I’ll wait.”

She didn’t seem to believe me. 

I guess it showed how unreliable and indecisive Chang-woo must have been.

Since getting up and leaving right away felt too harsh, I asked her a few questions to pass the time and gather some information.

“So, what are you doing these days?”

“Still working at my dad’s company.”

“Oh, what kind of business is it?”

“They handle all kinds of food distribution. It’s a mid-sized company, so it’s pretty big. Don’t worry, when I take over, I can give you about 3 million won in living expenses every month.”

I nearly spit out my drink. 

What the heck! She was from a wealthy family? 

Now that I think about it, Choi Ji-soo, who was my age, drove a Volvo. 

Could it be that Chang-woo didn’t like Hyena because she didn’t have money? 

Was his criteria something like: pretty and rich just to make it through the preliminaries?

If it were Chang-woo, I wouldn’t even be surprised.

And now I understood why I misjudged her bust size on Friday.

“My mom asked if I was meeting you today because I wasn’t wearing a sports bra for once.”

“Why?”

“She warned me not to flaunt my chest unless I was meeting you. She told me that from the beginning.”

So that’s why it only looked slightly small on Friday.

“My mom also told me to pass on a message.”

“What?”

What kind of relationship did Chang-woo have with her mom? 

There was no way an info screen would pop up for her, right?

“She has a 12-story commercial building in a prime location under her name. She said if I have your baby, she’ll transfer the deed to you the moment the baby’s born.”

“… Is that even real? That makes no sense.”

“My mom loves how handsome you are. Her dream is to have a grandchild who looks like you.”

‘Chang-woo, man… Because you didn’t go into show business, you’re out here disturbing the entire dating market like this.’

“I won’t bother you too much with check-ins.”

“Alright.”

“But are you really not going to do it today? She’d understand anyway.”

What the heck? 

Then I remembered the ‘three year renewal rule’ and couldn’t think of anything to say.

Her chest swayed right in front of me. It was tempting me, making my thoughts wander.

Even though I lived without a dick, I never lived without self-respect. 

It appeared like my new way of handling things with Chang-woo worked because we parted ways without any bad feelings. 

On the way back, I checked Chang-woo’s phone, and sure enough, Hwang Ah-young had already texted me.

[010 **** ****] Thanks for meeting with meㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Get home safe♥

My period will be over the day after tomorrow, so text me if you feel like it♥♥

Ah! Seriously …

I stopped and texted back.

[Me] Got it.

Was that response too short? 

I worried a bit that I might’ve hurt her feelings, but then a series of photos came in.

I nearly spat out my drink.

“What the…”

It was a nude photo of Hwang Ah-young with her large chest fully exposed. Those ping nipples were visible in all their glory.

But seriously, sending a full topless photo with her face revealed? 

I couldn’t bring myself to delete the photos.

Quietly, I saved her number as ‘Hwang Ah-young.’

———

I headed to the café where I’d be starting work tomorrow. 

When I walked in, the manager’s eyes lit up in surprise as he greeted me.

“Hey, your shift’s tomorrow. What brings you here today?”

Looks like he remembered my request to set me up at the front desk. 

He was standing by his word and that put me at ease.

“I was just passing by, thought I’d drop in. Anyway, I needed a place to kill some time.”

“Take a seat, take a seat anywhere you like. I’ll get you something. It will be on us.”

“No. It’s okay. I’ll pay for it myself.”

“Oh, come on. In our café, it’s a rule that when current employees come in as customers, they can get up to four free drinks. It’s part of our policy.”

I looked over at the other employees, and they all nodded eagerly.

“That’s right, up to four free drinks. If four people come in, one drink is free, but if you come alone, you get four free drinks. Once a week.”

“If you don’t follow the rule, we won’t be able to enjoy free drinks without feeling awkward next time.”

“Alright then, I won’t break the rule. I’ll have a caramel macchiato, please.”

The café was about two-thirds empty. 

It wasn’t peak time, but I couldn’t help but feel a bit worried. 

Would I really be able to boost this place’s sales starting tomorrow? 

Suddenly, I felt anxious.

But it didn’t take more than 30 minutes for me to realize that I had severely underestimated the legacy left behind by the original Chang-woo.

———

Ding. Ding.

“Welcome. The café is currently full, so only takeout is available. Is that okay with you?”

“When will a table be available?”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t say for sure.”

“Isn’t there a time limit or something?”

“No. Unfortunately, we don’t have anything like that. I apologize.”

“Ugh. Annoying—”

“Hey. Don’t be rude! The hot guy might hear you.”

“Sir, could we please order four of the longest-prep coffees and four cakes that need to be thawed from the fridge for takeout?”

“Thank you.”

When their order was ready, the manager, Gong Ji-chul, leaned over and discreetly told the women who were hovering and staring at me, “That guy over there? He’s one of our employees. Today’s his day off.”

“Wow. Really? That’s amazing!”

“When does he work?”

“Monday to Friday, 9 AM to 6 PM.”