I Possessed the Heroine’s Teacher

“So… do you want to sleep with this noona?”

Camellia suddenly leaned in, her face reeking of alcohol. Wow, she’s really pretty.

“Noona, you seem to have had too much to drink… I’ll take you to your room and calm you down.”

“I didn’t book a room.”

What, is she filming a 1-night-2-day show or something? Is she planning to sleep outside? Did she drink some kind of fish sauce? This woman must be crazy.

“Noona, what are you talking about? Where’s your room? Stop joking and tell me.”

“My room… is there, is there.”

Yeah, that’s right. Of course, she would have booked a room in a foreign place. This joke is really mischievous. Are you watching, Mr. Kang Ho-dong(Korean comic)? There’s a woman here who avoided sleeping outside.

“My room is… Werner, our little brother’s bed.”

“Noona, what kind of nonsense are you talking about?”

“Let’s go, let’s go to the room.”

It’s true that some people turn into dogs when they drink alcohol, and Camellia was one of them. Normally, she was as hard as any iron and as cold as any glacier.

But when she drank, she became cute, smiling and giggling. As the muscles in her cold face relaxed, she transformed into this.

“Ah, noona, I’ll let you sleep for just one night, so please be quiet and let’s go…”

“Werner, your room is my room.”

Haha, that’s impossible. If you want to claim ownership of my building, you should bring the real estate registration first. How dare you try to eat my building raw? Even if elves like raw food, it’s a problem if they eat buildings raw.

“Haa… Okay, noona, let’s go.”

“Yes, Werner, let’s sleep together after a long time.”

“Do you know that it’s been 19 years since we last slept together?”

“19 years is like yesterday, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, right.”

Anyway, I don’t want to hear about their long life spans.

Camellia seemed unable to stand on her own, so I had no choice but to carry her on my back.

Camellia’s soft skin enveloped my entire body. Especially the fat on her chest was pressing against my back, and to be honest, I deserved praise just for maintaining my sanity.

“This noona can give up her lifespan and everything if Werner wants it~.”

“Oh, I’m so happy~ If you say that, Werner doesn’t know where to put his body.”

What is this person thinking, doing this? I shouldn’t tease her. If I tease her, I might get beaten up, so I should just bring her some soup for her hangover and leave it at that.

“Werner…”

“Why are you acting like that again, noona?”

“What do you think of that leader’s daughter?”

“She’s cute. It’s rare to see such a pretty girl, as you know, noona.”

“…What?”

“So she’s my most precious child. A precious disciple. She often causes trouble and is still immature, but she will definitely become stronger than me.”

This dialogue is what Werner actually said about Iris. When his friend asked for his opinion about Iris, he answered like this. I’m really glad I remembered every line of the dialogue.

“So you’re talking about your precious ‘child’ and ‘disciple’, right? Right?”

“Noona, did you get deaf after drinking?”

If an elf is deaf, that’s a loss of character, isn’t it? An elf with poor hearing is like a humanities dwarf or an orc politician. So, such a thing should not exist.

“No, let’s go quickly.”

Noona patted my back. By the way, I felt more pressure than before. Especially the fat on her chest that I felt on my back.

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Werner’s room.

I forced Noona to lie down on the bed. Werner’s bed size was a bit small, enough for one person to sleep on, but a little small for two people.

Why didn’t he buy a bigger house and bed when he has so much money? He lived frugally in a small house to raise his disciple.

When I thought about it, Werner lived frugally until the end because of Iris. Wow, life is really fucked up.

“…You.”
“Werner!”

Camellia’s voice woke up my brain, which was having random thoughts. Noona was sitting on the bed with her arms spread wide.

This posture is… a rear naked choke?

“Let’s sleep together with this Camellia Noona after a long time.”

“To be honest, Noona. I’m an adult now, and I feel burdened by this…”

“Are you ignoring this noona? Our Werner has grown up a lot.”

And suddenly, those arms wrapped around me. I tried to get out, but it didn’t budge. It felt like I was wrapped in thick chains.

Werner’s strength wasn’t weak, but compared to a professional like Camellia, it was definitely weaker. To express the difference, it would be like the difference between a Roland gorilla and an impala.

Camellia was really drunk, and she fell asleep quickly. After she fell asleep for a short while, I heard her sleep talking.

“Werner… You must never die… If you leave this noona’s side too… I think I’ll be really sad…”

Although Camellia’s relationship with Werner began when she saw her sister in him, they were closer than anyone else. Even in the official setting book, their names were written as what they liked about each other.

This wasn’t just a simple family love. At least, not for Camellia.

Camellia’s intense hug brought my face closer and closer to her chest. It was so close that I thought my breath would touch her chest.

As a man, I felt blood rushing to my lower body. I thought it would be fine to cross the line.

“Werner, I’m sorry for what happened during the day…”

How could I touch such a kind person? Unless she’s sober and wants to, I don’t want to touch a woman who’s drunk.

No matter how I thought about it, it wasn’t something Werner would do.

By the way, Werner was quite popular. Shouldn’t he change his name from Werner Alton to Siwon Alton (Siwon is a popular Korean actor)? Well, his appearance is one of the best among the male characters in the world, even if his personality is cynical and eccentric.

“Noona, good night.”

I gave up trying to keep my heavy eyelids open. I was a bit tired because a lot had happened today.

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“…Yo!”
“Wake up, you perverted master!”

Along with those words, a dull impact hit my buttocks.

I woke up with a start and saw Iris holding a frying pan. Did she hit my butt with that?

“What’s wrong, Iris… Is it time to wake up already?”

The sun is still high in the sky, it’s not time to sleep yet.

“No, it’s not that! It’s about the person next to you!”

“What…?”

I looked to the side, and Camellia was sleeping soundly. Her sleeping face was also pretty. It was hard to believe that she was the same person who was acting weird yesterday.

“You said she was just a colleague…”

“No, Iris, this is a misunderstanding. Please listen to me for a moment.”

Let’s sort out the situation. After you went to bed, I went out drinking with Noona Camellia, and then I brought her home because she was drunk, haha.

It’s just perfect for causing misunderstandings.

“Anyway, it’s a misunderstanding… There was nothing like what you’re thinking…”

It wasn’t a good idea to start sex education early. No, it’s the fault of those damn romance novels. I should have burned them all, damn books.

“Was there really nothing…?”

“Yes… We just slept next to each other! I didn’t have a place to sleep.”

“Yes… Then I’ll believe you.”

Iris surprisingly believed my words easily.

“No matter how I think about it, Master isn’t a person with the courage to make the first move on a woman.”

I felt strangely dirty being believed.

“Ugh… Um…”

At that moment, Camellia stretched and woke up. If she confirms it, all my charges will be cleared.

Camellia looked at me and Iris alternately and said,

“Werner, I owe you one. You must be tired after carrying me up like that yesterday.”

No, even if I carried her, it’s not right to twist it like that.

I could feel Iri’s eyes burning. She’s going to activate her Sharingan soon.

Then Camellia said to Iris,

“And good morning. You’re the most precious ‘disciple’ to Werner, Iris.”

Iris responded without backing down,

“Yes, it’s a very good morning to see you come into someone’s house after drinking. You’re a close colleague to Master, right? You were very rude yesterday.”

I wished that Iris’s father would come and cut off my arm to resolve the situation.