I Flirted with the General in the Zerg Empire [Interstellar]

Honey Zerg

In the fertility value testing room.

Zhao laid dazed on the bed, his raven-like eyelashes fluttering gently, a faint smile rippling on his lips.

He stared at the intricately carved white ceiling and then sneaked a glance at his smiling master standing by the bedside. Everything felt so surreal, as if in a dream.

It turned out that his master had never intended to punish him. In fact, he had made this trip specifically out of concern. His thoughts drifted further, his hands resting neatly on his stomach, as he lay there obediently, all traces of his usual sternness and sharpness gone.

Maybe… maybe he truly was cherished by his master!

“Your Excellency He Yi, even without a male’s comfort, General Zhao can get through this test on his own. All female Zergs go through it this way,” the data rechecker in the testing room explained the procedure while trying to persuade He Yi to wait outside.

He Yi ignored him.

Sure, Ah Zhao could get through it, but he’d be in pain. How could He Yi just stand by and watch that happen?

Seeing that the male Zerg was determined to personally assist, the sub-female rechecker felt a pang of envy toward General Zhao and finally relented. “Your Excellency, are you sure you understand all the procedures and precautions?”

“I understand. You can leave now,” He Yi waved the sub-female rechecker away. He then took a black blindfold from the silver medical kit and gently placed it over the female’s eyes. “Ah Zhao, is the retinal link activated? How do you feel?”

“Yes, it’s linked… Master, are you sure you can do this?” Zhao looked at the holographic projection of the test data in front of him, hesitating. “Maybe I should just do it myself…” The thought of his master helping with the test made him so embarrassed that his toes curled up in shame.

He Yi: A domineering male Zerg must succeed, no matter what!

Quickly shedding his obstructive clothing, He Yi leaned down, pressing his body against Zhao’s, letting his strong, overwhelming pheromones fill the air.

“Ah Zhao, shall we kiss?”

The female’s eyelashes trembled, and a soft hum escaped from his nose. “Kiss…”

In his daze, he felt a feather-light kiss land between his brows. The moist lips traced down the bridge of his nose, wandering and lingering until they reached his rosy lips. The female closed his eyes in pleasure, surrendering his entire being to his master.

The kiss started gently, like a dragonfly skimming the water, fragrant and light. As Zhao became intoxicated by the delicate tenderness, the male’s tongue slipped past his teeth to tease his own, fierce yet tender, hot yet lingering.

The medical equipment went wild, frantically capturing the data in the holographic projection.

The male’s hands roamed freely, their warmth coaxing the female’s firm body until, before long, he turned into a puddle of honey, sweet and sticky.

The female Zerg was obedient but trembling uncontrollably, the sweet voice breaking into fragmented tones as it escaped the throat. His eyes were misty and tear-filled, his long, slender fingers unconsciously tangled in the male’s hair.

The captured data was all fed into the medical database.

The male kissed away the crystal-clear tears clinging to the female’s eyelashes, then lightly bit the soft, flushed earlobe, his tongue circling and grinding against it.

Inside, the female was burning with a passionate fire, the heat gradually intensifying, turning from a warm glow into a scorching flame. This gentle torment stirred him into a thick, smooth porridge, as a flash of white light burst before his eyes. Overwhelmed, the fully aroused female shivered and then collapsed onto the bed.

Every piece of data in the database was timestamped, followed by data transfer and duplication.

Thanks to the male’s comfort, the female reached the data collection threshold for the test trigger without experiencing any pain. It was a fertility value test that could be described as perfect.

Except that the male got… sprayed all over.

He Yi: …

He Yi sighed lightly and casually wiped himself down with the spare tissues by the bedside.

The female, still basking in the afterglow, had slightly reddened eyes, suppressing a few soft gasps.

“Ah Zhao, did you enjoy it?” He Yi whispered into the female’s ear, his voice slightly hoarse and enticing.

The female, deeply embarrassed, turned his head to cover his eyes.

Beneath the shyness and restraint lay infinite joy.

He curled up into a ball, burying his fluffy head deep into the pillow, his voice muffled, “It was wonderful.”

…

After tidying up, He Yi gently held the shy female’s wrist and led him out of the testing room.

A worker from the data observation room approached them. “Your Excellency, I regret to inform you that due to the high genetic level of your reserved female servant, his tolerance threshold is high, and the detected pregnancy value is… extremely low.”

The worker pulled up the test result sheet from his brain screen, “The pregnancy value is as low as 0.001‰, which is significantly below the average for female Zergs.”

He Yi nodded, “Understood. Can we leave now that the medical exam is complete?”

Sensing the male’s growing impatience, the worker quickly swiped up a more detailed report on the screen for the male to review, smiling as he said, “Your Excellency, based on the health report, the premarital examination center sincerely recommends that you either cancel the application for a female servant or downgrade it to a female slave. Of course, given General Zhao’s special occupation, we hope you’ll select the option to allow him to continue working on the female slave application form.”

Although his smile was flawless, his words left He Yi feeling somewhat uncomfortable.

Struggling to process the worker’s suggestion, He Yi inwardly sneered: Ha, do they think they can take away his cooked-up wife? These workers?

He casually glanced at the test sheet and rather rudely retorted, “If I’m not mistaken, as an S-class male, I have the freedom to choose my own marriage, correct?”

“I have no intention of accepting your center’s recommendation.” The male’s voice was ice-cold, and his aura exuded a chilling frost.

The smile on the worker’s face faltered.

He clearly hadn’t expected this reaction from the male. In countless similar cases, or even with slightly lower test results, the proud males always chose to comply with the center’s advice. Those with a shorter temper would even directly turn on the female and leave on the spot.

But this male from the barren star stubbornly insisted on his original intention. General Zhao is really too lucky!

“Hey, brother, your female servant doesn’t seem like he can lay eggs, can he? What’s the point of keeping him?” Cape’s mocking voice sounded from behind. “I think it’d be better to just kick him out. Tsk, tsk, tsk…”

“Is that so? Then why don’t you kick out the one you have at home?” He Yi turned slightly, giving him a contemptuous glance, his tone low.

“Why do you care so much?” Cape, who had sought but not obtained, couldn’t stand to see other Zergs in love, especially when that military Zerg was Lan’s most valued friend.

“Foolish Zerg, a forced union never brings happiness,” He Yi hit the nail on the head. “I suggest you cancel the forced matching application and give Lieutenant General Lan his freedom.”

He paused for a moment, leisurely looking at the arrogant male in front of him, accurately pinpointing his weakness, and continued to retaliate, “After all, Lieutenant General Lan has no desire to lay eggs with you.”

Cape’s smug smile instantly faltered, his brown eyes filling with anger and grievance. “You don’t understand anything! You don’t understand at all! He’s only losing his freedom, but I’m losing love! Love!”

He Yi sympathetically patted his shoulder, “Take it easy.”

Cape rolled his eyes in exasperation: What an annoying guy!

He Yi nodded in greeting to Lan, who was standing beside Cape, then pulled the unusually silent female Zerg, who had been hanging his head ever since seeing the test result, and headed towards the exit.

The female Zerg beside him seemed soulless, with the words “heartbroken” written all over him.

But, oddly enough, General Zhao wasn’t even aware of this himself. He even turned his head and gave He Yi a gentle smile, as if doing so would soften his expression and conceal the turmoil raging in his heart.

However, that smile only made He Yi feel more irritated.

A surge of emotion flashed through He Yi’s eyes as he tightened his grip on the female Zerg’s wrist and quickened his pace. As soon as they boarded the aircraft, He Yi wrapped an arm around the female Zerg’s shoulders, lifted his chin, and with an unprecedented assertiveness, forced him to look up. Staring into those dim ice-blue eyes veiled in mist, he immediately pressed a fierce yet tender kiss onto the female Zerg’s pale lips.

Harsh yet gentle.

After the kiss, the female Zerg’s previously unfocused gaze began to sharpen. Seeing the returning color in his red lips and the flush in his cheeks, He Yi finally relaxed a little and began to comfort him, “Ah Zhao, don’t worry.”

“Having you is enough for me. I don’t even like young ones.”

“We promised to always stay together, remember?” He Yi understood everything that was worrying the female Zerg, but none of those worries would come true, so he needed to explain clearly now and give him enough security.

Zhao stared at the male Zerg close at hand, burying his head deep into the male’s neck, taking in the scent of his pheromones, and softly called out, “Master.” How could he have forgotten? He even wanted to use that promise as a reason to stay by the male’s side for a lifetime, even if it meant being neglected or despised in the future.

“Hmm? I’m here.” He Yi wrapped one arm around the female Zerg’s waist, gently patting his tense back to comfort him, his red lips whispering into his ear, “Don’t be afraid.”

“Master… Master…” the female Zerg murmured repeatedly, trying to draw enough courage from the gentle and lovable male to stand proudly and freely beside him, just as he always had.

The female Zerg looked both adorable and a bit of a mess.

A strange feeling suddenly surged within He Yi, making his chest feel achy and numb. The slightest tendril of his mental power sensed the female Zerg’s fragile yet intense emotional fluctuations, causing him to shudder. Without thinking too much, he placed one hand on the female Zerg’s shoulder and the other on the back of his head, capturing those red lips for a couple of fierce kisses.

There’s nothing that a kiss can’t fix.

If there is,

Then just add another kiss.

Sure enough, the female Zerg’s complexion returned to its usual lively hue, and the faint smile on his face was no longer filled with reluctance and sorrow. Those once dim eyes now sparkled with bright colors, like a brilliant sapphire.

Seeing this, He Yi secretly patted himself on the back for his quick thinking. Flirting with Zergs? He was a pro!