I Became the Maid of the Lout Prince

Title: Side Story Guide – Item Interactions

Author: LilGirlChang

Content: No guide today. Instead, I’ll just talk about one character’s interaction with an item.

(Picture of Agnes Elizabeth Blaze)

You see this tiny little runt here?

This is Agnes, Luminor Academy’s well-known Main DPS. You have to take her with you when forming the Hero’s party for her firepower if you want to see the ending. She’ll join the party easily if you sweet-talk her a bit due to her family issues.

Of course, everyone who’s played LumiAca knows this brat, so I’ll skip straight to the main point.

(Picture of red wine)

(Picture of ale)

(Picture of whiskey)

Do you know what these pictures have in common? They’re all alcohol.

There are tons of different types of alcohol like Blue Curaçao cocktails or White Rosé wine, but you’ll figure out they’re all alcohol as you play, so I won’t bother explaining. [Only on Galaxy Translations! / Axiomatic]

These three are the ones you’ll encounter most often in the game, so I only brought these.

So, why did I bring up this red Chihuahua and alcohol?

(Picture of Agnes + alcohol)

I brought this up to show you what happens when you give Agnes alcohol.

Everyone knows alcohol is the most commonly used item for bed scenes in the game, but Agnes is the only character you can’t get a bed scene with using alcohol. (Natalie has one bed scene event after getting drunk)

This is obvious if you think about it. They probably couldn’t make bed scenes for her in the first place since explicit depictions would clearly violate child protection laws.

In fact, Agnes doesn’t have any bed scenes even after her individual ending. There is an ending where she has two kids with the Hero and lives happily, but it’s not in the domestic version. (It’s apparently in the Japanese version, but I didn’t bother looking it up since it’s Agnes nude. Why would I want to see Chihuahua mating illustrations anyway?)

In this game where getting bed scenes (except for the slutty Lilith) basically involves getting someone drunk to set the mood, it’s obvious why only Agnes’s bed scenes are locked like this.

Anyway, what the developers created to lock Agnes’s jailbait bed scenes is her drinking habit.

Beware of a mad dog below.

(Picture of Agnes angrily slamming the table)

(Picture of Agnes crying face-down on the table)

(Picture of Agnes hitting the Hero with her staff)

Do you see this? It’s an amazing evolution process of an already dog-like woman turning into a real dog after drinking.

Unlike Adam and Eve, who became aware of shame after eating the forbidden fruit, this Agnes bitch forgets all shame after drinking alcohol. Actually, she’s already a pain in the ass; this just brings out her true personality.

As soon as alcohol enters her system, she suddenly starts cursing her family and the old folks at her home, then cries about how it’s unfair that she has to please the old folks at home even though she’s the strongest, and in the meantime, if you don’t properly humor her, she gets pissed and charges at the Hero swinging her staff. (How the hell is this a heroine lololol)

Anyway, even if it’s not for a bed scene, if there’s a chance to drink during the story, make sure to stop Agnes from drinking no matter what.

It’s fine if you’re just watching to collect CGs, but if this bitch gets drunk and causes trouble, your intimacy and favorability with her will plummet the next day. She knows it’s embarrassing too lol

(Picture of Agnes passed out face-down on the table after drinking)

The dignity of a proud LumiAca heroine.

Today, we learned about Agnes’s interaction with alcohol. You guys be careful not to ‘Agnes’ after drinking too.

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Anonymous(175.223): ?? What is this lolol

Anonymous(117.111): Ah damn lolol I was wondering what this was when it said side story guide

dd: Writing defamation against Agnes right after getting your thread deleted by Agnes fans hahahaha

└LilGirlChang: It’s not defamation…? I gave it 20 upvotes myself.

└└Anonymous(223.38): That’s what defamation is hahahaha

SalvationPureLove: So you just can’t give Agnes alcohol? My knowledge has increased

AnywayAgnesIsTheRealWife: (This comment has been deleted by the post author.)

OnlyAgnes: (This comment has been deleted by the post author.)

Agnesbolt: (This comment has been deleted by the post author.)

LoveFlames: (This comment has been deleted by the post author.)

Anonymous(223.38): Real-time traces of Tiananmen Square hahahaha

└oo: As expected, LilEmpress is the best at stirring up trouble

Anonymous(61.43): The pedos gather like ghosts when you mark their coordinates hahahaha

└Anonymous(39.7): Not pedos, bestiality freaks

└oo: #1 troublemaker LilEmpress completely suppresses Agnes fans

└└LilGirlChang: Nope, suppressed them like ‘Agnes’

ThisGameIsReallyGod: It’s hilarious how this bastard mentions alcohol for item interactions but completely leaves out Natalie hahahaha

└Anonymous(211.36): A real big-headed sword girl (meaning she’s obsessed with sword girls even if her head is cracked open)

└LilGirlGenius: Why? Natalie politely requests a duel to never become lazy as a swordswoman even after drinking.

└└ThisGameIsReallyGod: Polite duel request (shouting & insulting & threatening)

└└└Anonymous(1.224): Ah, just say it’s the “event” before the bed scene hahahaha

As soon as I saw the party members following behind Hero Gyeongmwajogyegigwat, an ominous feeling rose in my mind.

Among the people the protagonist brought to the get-together party, there were two who were essentially ticking time bombs.

Natalie from the Swordsmanship Department, and Agnes from the Magic Department.

These were two heroines who should never be brought to a gathering like this with many people. More specifically, to a gathering that involved ‘alcohol’.

As I mentioned earlier, Natalie and Agnes have the worst drunken behavior among the heroines in Luminor Academy.

It would be fine if they just couldn’t drink and passed out after one glass, but Natalie and Agnes were people who absolutely should not be allowed to let alcohol pass down their throats.

With Natalie, you’d have to be her sparring partner until the effects of alcohol or her energy wore off, and with Agnes, you’d have to sit next to her and listen to her whining drunken rambling until she tired herself out and fell asleep.

‘Well, at least it’s fortunate that they came as Hunting Festival party members, so they should each have someone to look after them.’

I had, of course, checked the winning party from the recent Hunting Festival.

Hero Gyeongmwajogyegigwat and Saint Seriste. The archer was naturally the elf, Silena, and the swordsman and spearman were Natalie and Thomas, respectively. And then there was Agnes as the DPS mage.

I was quite relieved to see that they had already gathered nearly 80% of the strength of a standard party for the Hero.

Especially the fact that they recruited both Natalie and Thomas together made me give him quite high marks in my mind.

‘The fact that he recruited both of them means he’s aiming for game completion rather than just getting laid.’

Natalie and Thomas are childhood friends, and both are candidates for the members of the Hero’s party.

For reference, although they’re childhood friends, they don’t just see each other as friends. Thomas secretly has one-sided feelings for Natalie.

If left alone, you can see a childhood friend pure love route where they naturally start dating and even get married in the ending.

If the protagonist intervenes and takes Natalie away, it becomes a story with a bit of an “I liked her first” feeling, but well, that’s unavoidable since that’s how the developers wrote the plot.

In other words, to pursue Natalie, you need to remove Thomas from her side, but Gyeongmwajogyegigwat chose to utilize the Natalie-Thomas combo synergy instead of removing him. All for a more certain and safe game completion.

‘He’ll probably breeze through the completion of the main story if I just leave it to him.’

Luminor Academy is a game with high difficulty because it’s hard to pursue heroines and clear the game simultaneously, but if you just focus on completion, you can clear it even on the first playthrough.

Moreover, although it’s just my guess, Gyeongmwajogyegigwat seemed reliable enough to play after checking a walkthrough guide somewhere.

If he focuses on clearing the game without being swayed by women, I had no choice but to cheer him on. After all, this world would be peaceful only if the Demon King was defeated.

‘…And with Thomas around, I probably won’t have to see Natalie’s duel-maniac rampage.’

Thomas, who has been by Natalie’s side the longest as her childhood friend, knows better than anyone that she’s weak to alcohol.

Even if left alone, he would naturally interfere and prevent her from drinking, and even if she did drink and cause trouble, Thomas would handle it on his own, so there was no need to worry about it.

Then the Hero would only need to prevent Agnes from drinking alcohol in the meantime, so there shouldn’t be any possibility of a disturbance…

‘…Huh?’

One, two, three, four, five.

Hero, Saint, Archer, Swordsman, Mage.

…Wait, where did Thomas go?

My mind immediately became confused by the fact that Thomas, who should be looking after his childhood friend more than anyone else in this situation, had disappeared.

I cautiously asked Seraphine, who had nonchalantly invited the Hero’s party.

“The more people gather for such an end-of-semester get-together, the more enjoyable it is~. Although there might be some people meeting for the first time and feeling awkward, I’ll help with that part, so don’t worry~!”

“…President Seraphine, may I ask one question?”

“Yes, Miss Lilith.”

“As far as I know, there was one more person in the Hero’s party that won this year’s Hunting Festival. I wonder if that person didn’t receive an invitation?”

“Ah, my hometown friend, Thomas, went back home last week.”

“…Pardon?”

“Thomas’s parents run a large farm in our hometown. So he said he had to go back before the end of November and returned home early.”

“Oh, I, I see…”

Fortunately, it seemed the protagonist hadn’t kicked Thomas out of the party to pursue Natalie. What a relief.

Wait, but anyway, this means Thomas, who was in charge of looking after Natalie, isn’t here right now.

Without him, who’s going to control that orange-blonde wild horse?

The only characters in here who could possibly stop those muscle-packed arms and prevent her from drinking are probably just Ethan and the protagonist…

‘…Gyeongmwajogyegigwat will handle it, I’m sure.’

I had no choice but to think that he must have brought her because he was confident he could take responsibility.

If the protagonist has to keep Natalie in check, there would be no one left to stop Agnes, so I would have to watch her closely and stop her myself.

With Agnes’s level of strength, I could easily stop her with my power, and we had some friendship by taking a class together for a semester.

No one would feel awkward if I stuck close to her.

“Now that we have new guests, shall we all have another toast together?”

After roughly laying down the completely passed-out Lizzy on the hall sofa, I quietly moved my steps to the seat next to Agnes.

…About 5 minutes later, the get-together party suddenly plunged into chaos.

“Master Ethan! If you’re truly a man, draw your sword this instant! Today, I shall wash away all my past defeats with my life!”

…Haa, fuck.

I just want to take Ethan and leave quickly.

T/N

Hello! Axiomatic here.

See you in a bit for the bonus chapter!