Honkai: Man(Sludge) From Future

Chapter 6: No. 03: Good Sister, I've Optimized You.



"Ah——!——!!"

The scream from inside the room made people outside wonder.

But soon the scream was covered up, and the same voice made another sound,

"There's a cockroach—Ah!"

Successfully eliminating the doubts of the people outside the house.

Kiana had always thought that she could maintain her sanity, until she saw her Holy Grail being swallowed by this "eldritch horror."

What kind of future human are you!!! This is too outrageous!!

She wanted to open her mouth, but couldn't.

"In the future, human bodies and tissues can be interconnected. Like two computers connecting to each other for control, thus achieving double the processing speed."

"Because your 'processor' can't utilize the full potential of this body, the remaining 99.999% of this body now falls completely into my hands."

"Look, like this..."

Noldrei inserted his hand into the lower abdomen of her newly created body, and then she watched as this arm moved back and forth inside her stomach.

"I put your newly created 'Holy Grail' in the right position, and now I need to rebuild the digestive system. Due to the overly strong digestive ability, I'll just put two meters of intestine in for you. The rest just needs two openings."

Noooo! Don't shorten my intestines! Wait, how long are human intestines anyway?

Kiana's mind was in a haze, she couldn't remember how long human intestines were.

It seems like she never really learned about these things.

Wait, what does opening two holes mean? Explain it clearly! Stop it! Stop it!

Her eyes widened, and the two eyeballs, connected to the optic nerves, popped out of their sockets.

They rolled on the floor.

Even so, the two eyeballs could still follow Kiana's command and rolled around to see two fingers opening holes for her.

In that instant, both of her eyeballs exploded.

Exploded in the literal sense.

The vitreous fluid splattered all over Noldrei.

But he was just like a character creation player in a game, even having the mood to ask, "What kind of hairstyle do you want to give your 'Holy Grail'?"

H-hairstyle?!

Kiana's head filled with question marks, but soon she realized what he meant by hairstyle, and frantically shook her head.

"I see..."

Noldrei nodded, giving up on his plan to implant hair.

He casually restored a new pair of eyeballs for her.

He roughly understood the mentality of the matriarchal primitive. The primitives of this era hadn't completely abandoned their sense of belonging to their human bodies.

Even with some "free body progressives", due to the limitations of the current technical level, they didn't dare to express their ideas about human body experimentation.

After Noldrei removed his hands from Kiana's current body,

her sanity had fallen to rock bottom, and her eyes were as pure as a newborn babe.

"Hehehehe... Hehehe... Haha..."

A head of white hair fell down.

At this moment, she finally had a human appearance.

But the horrific scene of "opening holes with two fingers" had been deeply engraved in Kiana's mind.

Eldritch horror! He must be an eldritch horror!

She didn't believe that future humans could turn into such beings.

Why? Why? Why did the morality of future humans turn out like this?

Her brain couldn't process such a large amount of information.

Kiana could only barely control herself to understand her current state. She had been turned into poop-sludge by a "future human."

That was only the first step, then she was forced to travel through the city's sewers.

She had even digested some things in the sewer on the way. From an environmental point of view, her poop-sludge form was indeed very powerful.

Then, she was recreated by this "eldritch horror" in a game-like way.

The other party even kindly helped her "optimize," "open holes," and "trim hair."

Kiana had never experienced such "freedom" before in her life. As a Scandinavian girl, in addition to some arising yuri thoughts, she was actually quite traditional and conservative in terms of ideas and concepts.

Noldrei's free attitude towards the human body had exceeded the limit of what she could endure.

"I already know that you are a conservative matriarchal primitive. Now can you stand up and have a proper chat with me about your situation? Also, just asking, do you need clothes?"

"Clothes?"

Kiana's dull gaze gradually regained its focus. Only then did she realize that she wasn't wearing any clothes. Just now, she hadn't noticed anything unusual about her body as she usually would.

She realized that she didn't feel the winter cold in this unheated room. Without the difference in temperature, the feeling of clothing wasn't as important.

That meant that the two of them had been seeing each other naked up until now.

The girl understood. So this is what future people are like.

As long as all future humans interact like this, then what happened to her today wouldn't be considered a dark history, and maybe it's even an expansion of new history.

Although he didn't know what the girl had realized, Noldrei was sure that what she was thinking in her head was definitely different from him.

Such an outdated primitive. The task of eliminating the 'human proliferation ideology' still has a long way to go.

Noldrei still had the grand plans of future people in his heart, and his mission had not been completed. The only evolutionary serum he had was used on this idiot.

And he was concerned about something else.

"If you don't want to wear clothes, it doesn't matter. I have another question I want to ask you."

"Do you know what this thing is?"

"I found it in your body. Is it some kind of special energy stone? I see in the novels of your world, it seems like when energy is concentrated to a certain level, it forms a crystal core in the body. Is it something like that?"

Noldrei suspected that he might have traveled to the wrong place. In his historical memory, there was no such strangely fluctuating energy gem.

Or rather, the discovery of such high-concentration energy gems was a world-shaking event in human history.

It was a major turning point in history, similar to the first industrial revolution.

But this thing wasn't mentioned in any historical documents in Noldrei's history.

"This is... what...?"

The shattered gem floated in Noldrei's hand. Kiana stared at the gem's dazzling colors.

The colors were like the glow brought by radiation, layered around the stone.

Kiana seemed to be about to remember something. Her gaze was drawn to the stone.

Memories began to tear and collapse in her mind.

At the same time, her newly created body also began to collapse.

Viscous liquid replaced her muscle tissue, and her body gradually began to return to its pink jelly form. Large and small eyeballs constantly squeezed and multiplied in her body.

Golden light burst out from countless pupils in her body.

Question marks appeared above Noldrei's head.

"What's happening?!"

He sensed that the strange energy fluctuations around him were rising and fluctuating.


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