Heroine Hunter

“You heard me right. If I can’t break through that onahole, I’ll hand this entire store over to you.”

“You’re willing to risk your whole business over this?”

“Exactly. If I fail, you win big. But if I succeed, well, I get to learn the difference between the real thing and your onahole. Fair, right?”

Renee looked at me in disbelief, then glanced over at Eve, who still seemed shocked but was now glaring at me. 

Her thoughts were clear.

[This idiot… He’s really doing this? With me right here? How dare he?!]

Renee finally sighed, rubbing her temples. 

“Fine. I’ll agree to the bet—on one condition.”

“And what’s that?” 

“If you lose, you don’t just hand over the shop. You leave this entire city and never show your face again. I’m not playing games with someone who’s as insane as you.”

Eve gasped, her face going pale. 

“Wait, what?”

I raised an eyebrow, considering her words for a moment. 

Then, with a smirk, I extended my hand toward Renee.

“Deal.”

Her eyes widened in shock.  

“You do realize a shop like this in Pisac carries considerable value, right?” 

“Wait, I didn’t mean to take it that far…” 

“I’m simply demanding compensation for the insult of being called a scammer. Think of this as a duel. You clearly care about your product—enough to come here in person. Don’t you want to see for yourself if it really holds up?”

Renee stayed silent, her lips pressed into a thin line.

“To see if it really breaks through.”

I added with a smirk curling at the corners of my lips.

———

We didn’t even need to go to the break room. 

I closed the shop’s front door and pulled down the blinds. 

On top of the checkout counter lay the Elf Lower Body Onahole.

I turned to Renee and spoke, “You picked this one yourself from the unopened stock, correct?”

She nodded stiffly.

“Then let’s begin.”

In one swift motion, I pulled down both my pants and underwear.

Thud.

My ‘Training Equipment with Divine Size’ was revealed in its full glory. 

Renee’s brows knitted together in barely hidden disgust.

[This size… It’s completely unnatural. Seeing such a thing for the first time—how could it possibly be real? No, it can’t be. There hadn’t been a single review out of thousands that mentioned something like this happening.]

I turned to Eve and placed my throbbing member in front of her.  

“Eve?”  

“Yes, master.”

She knelt before me without the need for instructions. 

She grabbed my shaft and began sucking without hesitation.  

“Let me use my natural love gel from my ‘slave’ before we start.”

Renee crossed her arms but didn’t respond.

Wve shot a glance at Renee before intensifying her motion, making exaggerated slurping noises.  

[That’s right, you foolish elf. Wait till you experience the taste of our master’s ‘training equipment.’ You’ll regret ever accusing us like this! You’ll learn your lesson.]

Slurp. Slurp.

I gently stroked Eve’s hair.  

“Good job, Eve.”  

She looked up at me with an adoring smile while still sucking.  

[There’s no way that elf woman could ever compare to me. Only someone like me, who’s received special training from master, could handle this. Right?]

Eve pushed herself to her limit, taking the entire length down her throat.  

“Guh…”  

“Enough, Eve. You did great.” 

The thick shaft slowly slid out from deep within her throat, curving as it exited. 

Eve’s clear saliva coated the length of the dick and lewdly dripped down. 

“Hah… Huff…”

Eve wiped the saliva from her mouth and stood up. 

I approached the elf onahole.  

“Wouldn’t you like to come closer and take a look, boss?”  

“No, it’s fine. I can see perfectly from here. Just get started.”  

Eve brought over a bottle of lube.  

“If you fill it with lube inside, it feels even better.”  

“Is that necessary?”  

“Trust me, it is.”  

She squeezed the lube generously into the onahole’s opening.  

Renee cleared her throat before speaking.  

“Ahem! Well, she’s right. You seem to know your stuff.”  

“It’s what the product manual says to do.”  

Renee seemed surprised by Eve’s comment.  

“You… Actually read the manual? Most people don’t bother, no matter how much we tell them. We put a lot of thought into writing those.”  

Eve asked, “Oh, did you write it yourself?”  

“Of course. It’s a one-man operation, after all.”  

“Wow! I didn’t know that.”  

I inserted myself into the onahole.

As the lube inside was thoroughly crushed, the folds inside the onahole gripped my cock tightly.  

‘Hmm. Yeah! This is definitely better than last time. Adding the lube makes a huge difference.’  

I moved my hips slowly, listening to the obscene sounds as the lube was squeezed inside.  

Squish. Squish. Squish.

Renee still seemed skeptical.  

[He’s probably just a pervert who enjoys showing off his junk in front of others. There’s no way he’s really going to do it…]

I increased the speed of my thrusts.  

Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack.

The onahole helplessly accepted my shaft.  

Eve watched from the side, squirming as she watched the onahole being ravaged by me.  

[If only… If only that were me…]

The womb tattoo on her lower abdomen glowed a bright pink.  

As I pushed to my maximum speed, the squishing sounds escalated, and my balls began to slap against the onahole, making loud thwack noises.  

Rene was slowly moving closer, almost in a trance.  

[No way… He’s really going for it. Wait, hold on… Is he seriously going to do it?!]

I considered using the [Indestructible Body] skill, but thanks to the great Bevic, I was already superhumanly resilient, so there was no need for it.  

I shoved my oversized dick deep into the onahole.  

Creak.

‘It’s through.’

My glans peeked out from the other side of the onahole, having pierced through.

Renee was startled and stepped closer. 

I let go of the onahole and turned around, revealing the grotesque sight of the elf lower body impaled vertically by my enormous rod.

Renee was speechless, her lips barely moving. 

“Do you believe me now?” 

I asked as I removed the pierced onahole and placed it on the counter.

A brief silence fell over the store as Renee Pendleton closely inspected the onahole from every angle.

[There was no magic, no trickery. He actually… pierced it.]

She finally said my name.

“Mr. Ian Castoloni?” 

She glanced between me and Eve before bowing her head.

“I’m sorry. I have been rude to both of you, and I apologize.”  

“Then—”  

“But.”

Renee lifted her head.

“I won’t be able to fulfill our agreement. I apologize.”

Was she being shameless or just polite for offering an apology before backing out? 

“However, I’d like to propose something else.” 

Renee adjusted her glasses and shifted the conversation to business.

“I want to create an improved version of this elf lower-body onahole and make a magical dildo based on Mr. Castoloni’s… equipment. In return, I’ll grant exclusive rights for sale in this shop for a certain period, and afterward, I’ll ensure you receive a fair share of the revenue from sales across the empire. What do you think?”

“Hmm.”

Not a bad proposal.

Suddenly, Renee blushed, avoiding my gaze as she continued, “Just so you know… This lower-body onahole was modeled after mine.”

“This one?” 

I was slightly surprised.

That explained it. 

No wonder she showed such affection for a product she made herself.

“I can’t explain the entire process right now, but when making the mold, I used a virtual magical dildo inside myself to replicate the internal sensation as closely as possible.”

“Oh, I see.”

I was intrigued by the process.

Wait a minute…

“So for the improved version, to avoid the issue of it being pierced like this.”

Renee glanced at me briefly.

“We’d need to use… Something other than the virtual magical dildo—perhaps Mr. Castoloni’s equipment.”

She looked away again after saying that.

[This sly, seductive elf…]

Eve stood next to me and nervously glanced in my direction, gauging my reaction. 

I nodded.

“Understood.”

So, to sum it up, she wasn’t willing to go all the way as I initially demanded.

It meant that, during the product development process, the insertion was unavoidable.

“When you have time, please visit the address on my business card.”

Renee concluded her offer in a cool, businesslike manner as she turned to leave the shop—only to be stopped by a simple problem.

“Um. How do I open this door?”

She struggled with the closed shop door and couldn’t figure out how to open it.

“Wait a moment, I’ll get it for you.”

Eve ran over to open the door for her.

“Thank you…” 

Renee muttered, her confident demeanor shrinking as she scurried out of the shop.

———-

The next day.

“Boss, there’s a delivery for you.”

Eve brought a package into the room.

“It’s from Renee Pendleton.”

I noted as I opened the package and checked the contents. Inside were various colorful condoms and a note.

“Pendleton sent us her new product line of condoms and wants us to review them. She’s offering to sell them exclusively in our shop for a while and will give us a percentage of the profit. Should we?”

“Let’s do it!” 

Eve enthusiastically nodded upon hearing the conditions.

Just then, the doorbell jingled as someone entered the shop.

Two towering orcs, each easily over two meters tall, walked into the shop. 

Their bulging, muscular bodies made the shirts they wore look like they could burst at any moment. 

The two scanned the store with a slow, deliberate gaze.

“Welcome! Are you looking for something in particular?” 

Eve greeted them cheerfully, rushing over to assist.

One of the orcs spoke up, addressing the other as boss.

“Boss, this is the girl I told you about. Not only is she pretty, but she’s got an insanely seductive body, don’t you think?”

The orc referred to as boss ran his eyes up and down Eve, sizing her up.

“Hey, miss. Ever thought about working for us?”

“What?” 

“We run a business down the street in the red-light district. A girl like you could make ten times what you make here. What do you think?”

Eve tried her best to keep her composure.

[These guys must be pimps or something. Stay calm, Evangelin. If I handle this wrong, they might not just cause trouble in the store, but they could target the boss too. Our boss doesn’t know how to fight—he’s all talk about becoming a knight. I better handle this before he…].

“Ahaha! No thanks. I’m not intere—”

Before she could finish, I stood up from behind the counter and walked over to the orc.

“You little bastards must have lost your minds…”

Eve turned to me, her face filled with shock.