Seven minutes in Heaven!
But there was some asshole (me) laughing so hard that Sona was embarrassed. So she then gave him ten paddles as punishment for damaging the school property! Damn I almost feel bad for laughing at him. Nope it was funny! Hell, even Issei was doing the ten paddle countdown with me while Saji was crying like a bitch.
We had already prepared for an after party to celebrate our first joint effort fighting to protect our school. This was my and Rias's idea, because we need to see if Riser is watching us. If he is then we can expect him in the future to take Rias back to the Underworld forcing us all to leave the human world......
I think he shows after the next familiar run? I do plan on getting one more familiar, preferably a non pervert, but my hopes are low on that! A devil can get one familiar per visit so long as they have the strength to have more.
We all finally make it to the ORC room and we begin to set up small tables to hold the food and drink, plus Rias rented a Karaoke machine for the party.
Akeno said to Rias,"President, I will now go and retrieve the prepared food and drinks for the gathering and I will grab someone to help out. Please start the event with music and games."
"Thank you Akeno please do that now, I am so excited to try these new anime opening songs!" Rias just looks like she is ready to open Christmas presents!
"Matsuda please help me carry the food and drink, thank you!" Akeno is just oozing with secretary pride. This makes her so cute.
I just threw out a casual,"Sure thing I am coming!" So I don't have to turn around to know Issei is giving me a thumbs up, good brother.
So I followed Akeno downstairs to the kitchen in our ORC building, it is even equipped with a staff elevator for moving large carts and the like. What did you think there were only two rooms in this place, nope! This was a small school after-all, I think there are roughly twenty different rooms here. Most of them are just storage or empty.
While the two of us are preparing a cart of refreshments Akeno says to me,"Matsuda, when I first met you at my shrine I noticed your sad eyes."
My actions pause as this is not where I expected this playful woman to go with her talk.
She then walks up from behind and holds me from under my arms to not stop what I was doing, well I did anyway ha-ha.
She then continued,"I have figured out your secret and why you are so sad....." My body just went stiff, I can't seem to think clearly and just listen to her soft words.......
"You have the same identical eyes and share some of his features. The way you look when you are sad. The fact you can read the bible, hold a cross, and pray. Light and holy avoid harming you. Your use of Holy lightning. All the creatures of this world love you. A once in a lifetime Longinus. Most importantly, your kind and loving heart, one that even wants to love and protect a fallen angel-devil. I do not want to make you reveal any secrets and I do not want you to run away from me. All I know is this is the happiest I have felt in a long time. When I said I wanted to be your mistress to tease Tsubaki, I was half serious. I want you to know now, I do not just want to be your mistress. I want to be your secret wife!"
She turns my stiff shocked body to face her and says,"Matsuda Tanaka, I have chosen you! I will only have you in my heart, and as a good mistress, I will always protect your secrets, please keep your promise to me and cherish and protect me from the world. I love you!"
At this moment Akeno has truly caught me off guard.......
I do not remember making that promise that day? But She is so lovely and vulnerable at this very moment. I am so surprised she figured out most of my background....
Has she been watching me that much? I think I have fallen for her and not because of some stupid anime, but the fact she is such a sad and lonely woman that needs ME!
Fuck Akeno I am going to suffer a life full of lower back-pain, but she is worth protecting. Frankly, she, like my other wives, are really lowering their standards for me. Now I have to respond to her. I fall in love too easily but, I do love her!
I say nothing for a moment and reach into my pocket and grab a gold ring and then shape it into something more appropriate for Akeno, she is watching my action with some happy tears starting to come out.
I then say,"Wife, mistress,or secret lover I will want you at my side for eternity Akeno. I am not a perfect man, but I am smart enough to know I love you back. I was just afraid of letting someone else into my heart. I have a lot of baggage and I hope we can ease our pain together. Lets fill our life with happiness and throw away our pain. Akeno Himejima please be Akeno Tanaka, when the time is right for you? When you do not want to be a secret wife but an open one." I of course got on one knee, don't half ass the important moments!
She takes the ring and puts it on her left index finger to hide it in plain sight, then gives me a happy smile and says,"Husband I am yours, please take care of me"
She then pulls me up and gives me a passionate kiss, that actually tops all my kisses. Well except that dream one with Grayfia, but damn Akeno is really getting deep in there like I will disappear. Her kiss is full of happy desperation.
I then decide to cave into her desires and do something I hate doing, but I know she needs it right now. I pull my right hand back about six inches and give a gentle slap on her butt, just enough force one would use on a small child to spank. I cannot truly hurt the ones I love. I am not a sadist, but I can do this much!
Smack,"Akeno my dear, you have been very bad to sneak up on your husband like this!" Smack
Akeno just twitched in my arms, and holy shit she just had an orgasm! She was so built up that she just exploded, damn! Instead of pain I can normally see in her eyes, I can now see some joy. I am glad I said yes to this angel!
She then gave me a happy but dangerous look...
She then said,"I can't be the only one to be happy!" In my confusion she knelt down and freed Little Brother from prison. Then Little Brother escaped into a happy place, vanishing from view. Wow she swallowed all of it in one go! Crap I am a goner!
We were back at the party with the carts and shamefully it only took us seven minutes to get back! Yes it was that good. I just could not hold back! If I did not know she was a pure girl, I would have swore she was a twenty year professional!
Akeno just looks happy and I look out of it a bit. I did not expect to be in the game [Seven Minutes in Heaven]!
Everyone started to really get into the groove and have fun. Issei and Saji really hit the Karaoke song well, sadly I am super bad at it.
Rias and Sona more or less hung out while Tsubaki and Akeno did the same...
Akeno would rub her ring and lick her lips in my direction when no one was looking, and yes I was shamefully blushing. Damn she is good!
I was hanging near the open window for the sign. I had set up a teleportation block in the room earlier in the day just for this next moment. A mouse-like creature jumps to the window sill and tells me something no one else can hear and I nod and thank my spy.
I raise my voice to everyone,"Everyone please clear the center of the room. That's right just like that, perfect!" There is confusion on everyone's face but Rias, who is actually very happy right now!
"Heads up incoming HOT-WINGS!" As I shouted I willed the trees outside to act on my orders....
They grabbed a fire-bird familiar, wrapped it up then flung it at high speed into the room hitting the opposite wall stunning it!
I then close the window and say,"Rias it appears a perverted sack of shit devil is using this familiar to peep on the girls of the ORC club, what should we do with this perverted sack of shit!" I then pick up Riser's bird by its neck and look in its eyes.
"I am not sure what to do with this filth I feel bad to kill it because its master was retarded and probably a fucking ugly bastard that has to pay for sex! Just let it go then kill it if we see it once more!" Rias is venting at the familiar because she can't say things like this to his face without repercussions, but because the bird is stalking we can play ignorant and taunt him all she wants.
I ask,"Akeno please help me escort this familiar out!" Rias has a smile on because she knows Riser wants her, so she thinks I will just have Akeno say bad things too.
Akeno and I step out back and point the bird at us like a selfie! Akeno, a brilliant caster, knows what to do!
Akeno then begins to make out with me while the poor bird watches. Ya Riser has to be pissed now! I then let the poor bird go and it flew then burst into flame as it ran for its life.
"That was so freaking hot! I want more, but I am not ready for Rias to find out I have beaten her to everything but kissing and the lap pillow. BUT I will beat her to everything else!" Akeno seems to be in her excited bad girl mode right now........
"Such a naughty Queen!" Smack, Yup her underwear needs cleaning again!
We made it back to the party and shortly it was time for everyone to go home. Sona and Tsubaki were leaving so I walked the two out. Naturally I held my girl's hand.
"Sona, truly thank you for the help today. I kept the groups separated so you could keep your tactics from Rias, but this was a big favor to me personally, let me know if you need anything? Oh actually I will give Issei a training manual on how to develop his gear, how's that?" Sona was very surprised I would do this for her team, and thought it was because of my love for her from the future me. Of course I did not know about this nonsense till much later. Stupid drunk letter!
A happy Sona says,"Thank you, I will give you a moment with Tsubaki......" She just had a happy smile and stepped aside.
I look guiltily at Tsubaki and say,"Tsubaki, I wanted to tell you first. Akeno truly confessed to me and I accepted her feelings. I hate bringing this up but you're a smart woman and would figure this out no problem, but I have a slight request. Can you play dumb around her? She really, really wants to be a secret mistress and if you blow her game she won't enjoy herself?" I make an embarrassed and shame-filled smile while holding her hands.
She just stares at me for a moment and calmly says to me like a dummy,"Really? All this time I have been treating her like that at lunch and it took you this long to make it official with her? F-fu ha-ha"
She just gives me a happy smile and kisses me then continues,"You really held out a long time, I was surprised this had not happened two months ago. You didn't even know you looked at her with love did you?" she stroked my face with love.
"What?! I did?" I am just stupefied by Tsubaki's words. On my last Earth no woman would respond like this! She would be calling me a cheating swine or something!
"Strong devils attract many females. As long as they are good women like my friend Akeno, why would it bother me? We will live a long time, there will be time for everyone. We are no longer human but devils who live for our desires! My desire is for your happiness, my future husband! Now good night dear." She kissed me one more time then both girls waved goodbye and left.
I stood there observing the moon and said,"My desire is to have no regrets!" I smile and go back to help end this wonderful day in my new and wonderful world!