1000 shades of god

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Title: The Perpetual Desire of Louis Mark Levrott

Chapter 1: A Fate Bound by Desire

[Attention Please ⚠️]

1. This is pure fiction and intended solely for entertainment.

2. Special note: It's my first time writing in English, so be gentle with me, my cutie pies 😘. I promise, it'll be worth it, just like that one night in Vegas you definitely don't remember 😉.

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Man. A slave to destiny, or perhaps to his own desires—yes, desires, with a capital D. Meet Louis Mark Levrott, the embodiment of poor decisions and endless cravings. In his group, he stood out for one thing and one thing only: his inability to keep it in his pants. 😏 He wasn't just a man; he was a desire tornado—always spinning, always hungry. The world? He wanted it. Power? Of course. Women? Tight, well, you know what... you've got the picture. His every thought was a craving, his every action an attempt to fill an insatiable void. 😈

But as with all things, desire has consequences. Louis's body, a finely-tuned machine of indulgence, could only handle so much. His blood pressure skyrocketed from constant overexertion. His energy drained faster than a man's self-esteem after he reads his DMs. And then it happened: the fall. Not the graceful kind, mind you. He collapsed in a pool of his own... excess, clutching a chicken wing as if it were his one true love. 🍗

It was a death so embarrassing, even the afterlife took one look at him and sighed. "Really? This is how it ends?" But alas, death isn't always the end for those who live like Louis. His soul, drenched in the sweat of a thousand poor life choices, was pulled into another dimension. He had no memories—just a vague warmth from his previous life. Karma, you say? Maybe. The universe clearly had some twisted plans for him, and it was about to get weirder. 😵

He arrived in niyamoniyam , a dimension so bizarre and alien that even the gods would occasionally sit back and say, "What the hell is going on here?" It was a cold, suffocating place, where time was meaningless and existence seemed to be constantly in flux. And you know what? Louis couldn't have cared less. All he knew was he was surrounded by chaos, and that felt familiar. 😤

This dimension? It didn't care about morals. Destruction? Creation? Who cares? The whole thing was just one big cosmic mood. It was like a party thrown by the universe where everyone gets drunk, breaks stuff, and leaves with a hangover. 🥳🍾 And Louis? He was just here to crash the party, rub his nose in it, and probably make it worse. But honestly, could you blame him? He was a man who died from too much self-love. Let's not forget. 😩

And that's when Louis felt it—the call of the Red Primordial Gate. This wasn't just any portal, mind you. This was the kind of gateway that even gods would look at and say, "I'll take my chances." No, seriously. Even Zeus would be like, "Hold my lightning, I'm going through that." ⚡

But here's the catch: only the purest of luck and desire could pass through it. And guess who had both in spades? That's right, Louis. A man whose desire could probably power an entire city for a decade. 🏙️🌆

As the Red Gate loomed before him, Louis, in his infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), just charged through it without even thinking twice. It was pure chaos—a whirlwind of existence and destruction swirling around him. The universe didn't even bother trying to contain its laughter. Louis? Oblivious. It was just another day for him, like going from a Netflix binge to trying to remember how much money you spent at 3 AM. 💸

Then, as he passed through the gate, something strange happened. His body, now coated in a glowing aura of unknown origin (honestly, I really hope that's not some aftereffect of his last session), was surrounded by an infinite Rubik's Cube-like structure. Yes, an infinite Rubik's Cube, because why not? The universe clearly had a sense of humor. 🧩

Louis felt himself change—transmigrate, if you will. No longer the same man who literally died from over-stimulation, he was now a creature of limitless potential... or so the universe thought. 🤷‍♂️

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[Note from the Author]

How do I know all of this? Well, duh, I'm the one who writes the universe. Bow before your new god, my sweet readers, and remember: destiny? I decide it. 😉 So sit tight, and enjoy the ride—because Louis is about to go from zero to god-tier without even knowing what happened. 😜

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