yu-gi-oh: I have a stand deck?!

"Oh my god there's an eyeball in the soup!!"(mob)

As we were enjoying the second course consisting of French onion soup and sourdough bread,we all hear a finalist yell out about an eyeball in the food, promoting everyone else to panic until I had enough.

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?! ITS A FAKE EYEBALL!!"

As I yell that everyone calms down before Pegasus laughs and begins to explain the eyeball.

"Alright everyone I shall now begin explaining the rounds! In these fake eyeballs there is a slip of paper with a number starting from one to eight! Meaning the numbers that come after the one you hold is your opponent! So one faces two and so on." He explains as I open my eyeball and find the number eight.

(Looks like you got the final match)(Bruno)

As everyone opens their own respective eyeball I hear various reactions with some being happy and others sad.

"Ah yeah! I get to be the first match!"(joey)

"I got fifth huh? Well nobody here can beat me."(Kaiba)

"Huh…I got that blond guy as my opponent."(mob)

After everyone opened their eyeball and saw their number a screen appears behind Pegasus showing who got which number.

[1: Joey wheeler]

[2: shigeo kageyama(mob)]

[3: Mai valentine ]

[4: yugi motou]

[5: Seto Kaiba ]

[6: mako tsunami]

[7: none]

[8: Jonah kamijo]

"And those are the placements for the finals!! Any questions?" Pegasus says to everyone,and after a few seconds he turns off the screen and everyone except Joey and shigeo go the the terminal.

As they begin I walk over to Pegasus to ask my question,"hey Pegasus I was curious,why do I get no opponent? Wasn't there another person who came after the doors closed?" I ask him while both duelist shuffled their opponents respective decks.

"Well the placements are final,and you did deal with bandit Keith who would've been your opponent ,so you got a spot in the finals already." He explains before the first duel begins.

(A/N:I fount out that mokuba doesn't play duel monsters,that along with the fact that with Jonah included there would be nine duelist I had to remove him from the roster,hope you understand.)

Now knowing I had nothing to do I figured I go to rose and keep her company by watching the matches on the tv in my room.

(Jonah something feels off)

Nerancha came out worried as if he could sense something in the air prompting Jonah to be on high alert.

"Summon lil bomber and sweep the area around us." I whisper hoping not to run into who I thought was behind the eerie feeling.

"Ah Jonah! We got someone behind us and they are five red skulls." Nerancha says as he shows me the dot,and because of that I narrow down the list of enemies to be this wary of and then only one person in duelist kingdom would fit the bill now.

"Come out from behind that pillar…bakura." I say in the empty hallway only to hear an almost malicious chuckle as a white haired teen walked out from behind the pillar and opens his eyes.

"Interesting …you hold a mystic power but it's different from the millennium items." Bakura says before pulling out four cards and soon a purple fog surrounds us both as nerancha goes back into my spirit realm.

Soon we both are in the fog and I realize one thing. I got dragged into a shadow game by yami bakura.

"Let's play a game shall we?" He says with a smile but I already knew that wasn't a friendly smile as I see an hourglass appear beside both of us.

"The hourglasses represent our life span,and if it runs out…well I don't think I need to explain that one now do we?" He says with a cocky grin as he draws five cards.

I pull my hat over my eyes and adjusting it.

"Good grief." Was all I mutter before I began to draw my five cards.

"I'll start this execution then,I draw!" Yami bakura says and after looking at his drawn card he starts laughing maniacally,"oh how nice! Looks like fate wants you to lose now Jonah kamijo! I'll activate the continuous spell offerings to the damned! Followed by a spell card called pandemonium!"

I watch as a card not in any series of yugioh showed itself and the art made me want to puke as it depicted a civilian being thrown into a small pit filled with the undead who have turned into demons,and they were devouring said civilian.

Soon the area around us begins to turn into a blood soaked temple with an altar in the center,and surrounding both bakura and myself were shadows that were trying to claw at us.

(A/N: offerings to the damned doesn't exist,but I added it as a way to try out pink season.)

"You see offerings are a way to appease the dead or deities a cult follows,and this particular card is nasty! Whenever my opponent draws a card In the draw phase,I can discard what's in my hand and make my opponent either deposit half his deck into his graveyard or make my opponent lose half their life points,but any damage you take from my monsters is halved." He explains as I realize he rigged the game from the start.

'If that card was ever introduced in my past life it would be instantly banned!' I think to myself as he starts his turn again.

"I'll also play the cards pot of greed and graceful charity,I'll draw five cards and discard two!" He says as he draw the two card from pot of greed before drawing three more cards then discarding two.

"Ill then play swords of revealing light and end my turn. Your move,not like you'll get out of this." Bakura says as I draw and he activated his spells effect and makes me deposit half my deck into the graveyard,and then I realize that all I had was nerancha ,dealers QuickDraw, notorious chase,mystical space typhoon,and a negate attack. As I look at the drawn card I realized one thing,I didn't need to wait three turns.

"Looks like I'll only need one turn after all…I reveal stand disk pink season and stand user nerancha!" I yell out making bakura frown as I show both cards.

"Since I showed pink season and nerancha in my hand,I can special summon pink season onto my field in attack mode!" I say slapping pink season onto the field.

Soon the temple light up as we both hear a voice.

"Hey boss!!"

Soon the light disappeared and a man in a pink suit appeared and he was…unique.

"…you summon a monster with mental health issues? That's your winning strategy?" Bakura says in disbelief before I explain pink seasons effect.

"This card gains 300 atk and def based on the number of levels of monsters in both players graveyard,and I hold 6 different monsters."

I show him the monster in my graveyard as I say their levels.

"The world(lvl8),stand user Bruno buccarati(lvl3),Mc hammer(lvl6),zipperman(lvl6),Lisa lisa(lvl6),and lil bomber(lvl3),equaling a total of 9600 atk and def!"

(Stand disk-pink season)(atk/def: ????—9600)

"You may have a powerful monster but it's pointless if it can't attack!" Bakura says with a sneer before I place a card on the field.

"I'll use mystical space typhoon on swords of revealing light,now after banishing lil bomber I can attack,go pink season attack using chin chin!"

Pink season reaches into his pants and a guy in a black body suit is pulled out and the guy opens his eyes.

"ORE WA!! Wa chin chin daisuke non daiyooo!!!!" Was heard as lightning come out of chin chins mouth hitting bakura and he disappears with a scream and soon the fog dissipates and I'm alone with an unconscious bakura.

"Good grief,guess I should carry bakura with me." I say picking up the unconscious teen and carry him over to the doctor and say I found him unconscious and then go back to my room.

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What do you guys think of pink season's ultimate attack? He can summon the dark lord chin chin to fight,honestly I chuckled at the idea when I wrote this chapter.

But I hope you all got a good laugh at the chapter and I will see you all next week!

Peace😁✌️