Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3548_ chatter

The senior under the disguise said that he was indeed self-disciplined: "I will definitely not kill someone just because I was seen through the disguise, and the beating will not be too heavy, just lightly pat twice."

The straightforward person who sees through the disguise will continue to provoke: "Senior, the profession you are showing now is Danxiu, and 'shoot twice' is a common description for body repair."

Others couldn't stand it: "Hey, Pu Zunlin, don't push yourself too hard, it's really dangerous for you to do this."

Pu Zunlin, a disciple of Jieyoujian in the early stage of Jindan, was calm: "I believe in Pei Shaofan's qualities. Pei Shaofan has good vision, good taste, good patience, and good tolerance."

Unidentified senior: "It seems that you are not only praising me, but also praising yourself?"

Pu Zunlin: "In terms of fans, we are the same kind."

Unidentified senior: "I think you have already guessed who I am, why don't you say it outright like before?"

Pu Zunlin: "Senior praises me too much. I can guess at most. How can I accurately locate the head? With my cultivation level in the early stage of Jindan, there are too many people who can be my seniors. The upper limit of Pei Shaofan's cultivation level Extraordinarily high, I'm not sure."

While evading it, Pu Zunlin sent me a message, writing: "I guess this pretender is Chi Wuzong Huashenqi Dharma Cultivator Yuci Senior."

Then Pu Zunlin sent another message: "I don't dare to say the name directly. I just mentioned the homonym of Zhu Jiaopei's name. This is a joke because the senior's name also has a homonym. I don't really want to be beaten."

Another one: "Say the name, other people already know that this senior has laughed before, and it's okay not to laugh at this moment; but if someone doesn't know, they can't hold back when they hear it at first, and laugh ? Am I not harmful?"

Another one: "Chiwuzong's transformation into a god, hey, I can't hide my temper. Alas, it's because I reacted too slowly. When I first saw the loopholes, I didn't expect that Chiwuzong could play Pretending, and then mistakenly thought he was a body repairer. You are so stupid, Chiwu Zong Danxiu could have acted as a body repairer and used the usual words of a body repairer."

... You really deserve to be my fan, look at this sentence, and don't expect me to answer, just want to say it yourself.

However, Jieyoujian has a tradition of chattering, maybe it's not just my influence?

3549_ considerate

The main business of Jieyoujian of the second-rate sect is to answer questions for people.Focus on life-related answers, with some academic pointers mixed in the life-related ones, and relatively few purely academic ones.

Ran Xun, the disciple of Elder Tian, ​​asked Xie Youjian for advice before choosing a sect, and Xie Youjian suggested that he take Ran Jin to the Seventh University—free advice, and he takes good care of children.

Bao Inquiry captures people's intense emotions and pokes them to make the intensity more turbulent; Jieyoujian grasps people's worries, calms down and softens people's emotions, and makes the intensity smoother.

A very considerate psychiatrist who is understanding but maintains a polite distance.

The scene of the Jieyoujian sect is also very soothing. People can feel at peace immediately when they are in it. It seems that all troubles are no longer important and all problems can be solved.With gurgling water, soft breeze, and warm sunshine, patients with severe insomnia can relax and sleep in it.

How can monks suffer from insomnia when they don't need to sleep?You still have to sleep during the Qi training and foundation building period, and you will indeed suffer from insomnia; some ordinary people have everything, even if they have no sleep, they will spend a lot of money to buy a short-term bed from Jieyoujian and pay with Lingshi.

Jie Youjian was very considerate, and specially set up a sleeping area.The spiritual energy in the area is not strong, and the location is relatively remote, so that it is almost not in the Jieyoujian site, but all the settings inside are for sleep.

It is said that so far, all the people who have entered the worry-free sleeping area for insomnia have slept well on the day they entered, and they can maintain high-quality sleep for at least a week or two when they return to their own home after leaving. Some people even no longer have insomnia.

Someone asked Jie Youjian how they did it, and Jie Youjian was generous: "It mainly depends on the way of spiritual energy flow. The exercises of our sect have a special guiding effect, which makes people calm and calm, and makes the environment relaxed and leisurely. In fact, most of them All exercises have this effect, so monks can easily calm down when they meditate, and our Jieyoujian just strengthened this effect."

It's hard to imitate when it comes to exercises, or break up and remake the exercises of your own school for sleep?It's easier for those at the foundation-building stage of Qi training to change schools, and those at the Jindan stage and above don't need the hypnotic effect.

Jie Youjian is famous for his empathy. They can often see into each other's troubles, likes and dislikes when they meet for the first time, and then guide the other party to make it clear what they originally wanted to do but have not yet made up their minds.

3550_ There may be imitators

The suggestions given by Jie Youjian are often not what Jie Youjian came up with to help the other party, but the plan that the other party has thought of but hesitated out of various concerns. What Jie Youjian does is often encouragement.

"Your choice is not necessarily a bad thing."

"Maintaining the status quo will almost certainly only make things worse."

"Escaping doesn't solve problems."

"It's more effective than thinking about it by actually doing it."

……

That's how anyone would say comfort, but Jie Youjian's words can make people feel comforted and encouraged.

In terms of speaking skills, citing scriptures, and strong evidence, Jieyoujian is definitely far inferior to Zhong Sumen, but the public is usually in awe and convinced when speaking with Zhong Sumen, but it is difficult to follow suit. They think it is too difficult, too high-end, and too cold, and Jieyoujian Jian can make people feel that these suggestions can be implemented by themselves.

Of course you can, because those suggestions are the proposals of those who are being advised, and Jieyoujian just helps to pull them to the surface, so that they can be seen in more detail by those who think and need them.

Moisturizing and silent comforting stickers.

But today, the disciple of the well-known comfort stick sect seems to have let go a little bit. After he sent me several text messages that got longer and longer, he seemed to have more to say, and asked me again:

"Young Master Pei, if other people see that Fellow Daoist Zhu is paying so much attention to you because of his debts to the Yunxia Sect, it seems that they will pay attention for a long time. What if they also imitate that they owe a large amount of debt to the Yunxia Sect?"

Me: "I'm only temporarily working in a debt collection office. Maybe this is my only task. Even if it's not the only task, if I increase my debts for no reason, I will definitely need to pay for it. As for whether those debts will be allocated to me It is not up to me to decide to recover it, it depends on the pre-analysis results of the task of the debt collection office. The task will be assigned to the appropriate person."

Me: "If those debts were deliberately created simply because they wanted to get in close contact with me, then the debt collection office is unlikely to satisfy the desire of the creator, because debt collection has the meaning of punishment and will not follow the debt collector's heart."

"On the contrary, it is very likely that the opportunity for that person to see you will be strictly isolated. Maybe it will be isolated for a lifetime."

"It's still a bit difficult to control for a lifetime, isn't it?"

"Jiang Weixiao."

"Tsk, well, it's easy."

Big brother's omnipotent control freak character is really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"If you indirectly incurred debts, will you be punished?"

3551_Is the relationship good?

Me: "If the purpose of the debtor is to punish me, then his method is not important, because even if he does not use this method, he will use other methods, and the ultimate goal is to hurt me. The focus becomes his Fight me in the air. At that time, Yunxiazong will definitely not be in a hurry to punish me, but will see how I handle this provocation. If I handle it well, I will not be punished additionally."

Me: "The situation where I will be punished is that my fans, inspired by my behavior, do things that harm Yunxiazong, which means that I indirectly do things that harm Yunxiazong."

"Actually, it's not easy to distinguish the two."

Zhu Jiaopei: "For example, I can pretend to be Pei Shaofan to pretend to be brainless and hurt Yunxiazong, but in fact, my fundamental goal is Yunxiazong from the beginning. Not only my means, but even Pei Shao is just my pawn .”

Me: "If I were asked to distinguish, I might misjudge, but Yunxiazong has more professional and powerful people who study this."

"Jiang Weixiao."

"Shut up, can you? Don't keep mentioning that name. Besides, Jiang Weixiao is in charge of the general manager. He won't make the initial judgment of the specific incident."

"It's about Zong Chong. Try to see if he will make a judgment immediately."

"Jiang Weixiao is actually very idle from a certain point of view, because most of the things he is doing do not need to be done immediately, almost all of them can be put aside. What do you mean? That is, when there is an emergency, Or if he is particularly interested, Jiang Weixiao can temporarily put aside all other things and do the only thing."

"Pei Meiren is a child raised by Jiang Weixiao himself. His attitude towards Pei Meiren is completely... Anyway, he will definitely not let the beauty be wronged."

"Elder Pei's structure is too big, and the small fights with low cultivation bases are regarded as the tempering of the children, and he will not intervene; but Jiang Weixiao himself is only at the Golden Core stage, and who of you thinks he will not fight in Golden Core level battles? Pay attention to?"

"Young Master Pei, do you have a good relationship with your elder brother? The very good kind?"

Me: "I feel good, very good."

"It's not okay to ask this way, the key depends on Jiang Weixiao's mood towards Pei Shao."

"Then you have to ask Jiang Weixiao, that guy is better at hiding his emotions than those who imitate the embroidered pictures, and there are only two kinds of words in his mouth: lies for the sake of profiting for Yunxiazong, and lies for the sake of profiting for Yunxiazong. The truth. You figure it out."

"No, I don't think it's that far. After all, Jiang Weixiao is only at the Golden Core stage, and his Tao has not really been embedded in Yunxiazong, so his words and deeds will not be all connected with Yunxiazong, and he still has his own private emotions. .”