Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3528_ help audience

"I heard that this is the debt collection task of Yun Xiazong, and Pei Lin is working in the debt collection office."

"No wonder someone suddenly asked Pei Lin about the billing of debt collection on the main website."

……

Some of the people who discussed these topics opened a forum on the main website, and some... Well, they talked face to face next to Zhu Jiaopei and me.

I looked at the audience next to me: "Live broadcast?"

The audience shook their heads again and again: "No, no, we understand the rules. If you are lucky enough to meet you, you can watch it secretly and happily, and broadcast it to others without violating your portrait rights."

Me: "So there are more and more people around here because?"

"...We told our acquaintances in writing."

"No 'them', I didn't tell anyone, I just watched it alone."

"There are still 'people', even if you are excluded, there are still many people."

"But, is this an infringement? No photos were taken."

"Isn't the right of portrait the only right? Exposing a person's whereabouts to the world is a violation of... the right to privacy?"

Me: "The whereabouts in public places don't count."

"...Shouldn't I borrow a donkey from the slope, and if it doesn't count, it should be counted? By the way, I will charge an infringement fee."

"Is Pei Meiren the kind of person who can't be sure? Beauty has always said one thing, seek truth from facts, be sincere and kind."

Me: "Can you do me a favor?"

"can."

"help."

"You order, beauty."

"Look at it, I know that good talk must be accompanied by conspiracy."

"Go away if you don't help, don't stand in the way of aggressive facial control who are eager to fight."

Me: "I'm collecting debts from fellow Daoist Zhu, but I'm not very good at debt collection..."

Someone interrupted: "Not very good? Who is that who is fighting against debtors all over the world?"

Interrupters are beaten and educated:

"It's just a practical experience, of course it doesn't count."

"If Kunlun didn't show up suddenly that time, the beauty's debt collection would definitely not be so smooth."

"Anyone who finds fault, go away, this place has been surrounded by Yan Fan fans."

"If you say you want to circle the land, do you circle it? Come on, let's make gestures first, and see if you have the ability to circle the land."

The scene fell into chaos, but because there was no real fire, I continued to say: "If someone can teach me the special method of collecting debts from fellow Taoist Zhu, I will pay Tongmingguo as a reward. If it is a high-priced method that Tongmingguo can't afford, please Don't tell me, I won't buy it."

"The Tongming fruit you paid for our debt collection method, will you bear it yourself or will it be passed on to Zhu Daoyou's debt?"

Me: "It depends on the situation. If it is a method that can be used or referred to in the future, non-Daoyou Zhu incidents, I will bear part or all of the expenses myself; and if it is a method that is completely applicable only to Daoist Zhu, it will be paid by Fellow Daoist Zhu. I think the latter case is less likely."

3529_Mating pigs

"That's right, Zhu Jiaopei has a particularly big knot in his heart, which can be regarded as a special medicine to cure her. Although other monks rarely care about similar things, they are not so rare that Zhu Jiaopei is the only one."

"Uh... what's her name Zhu? I seem to have heard a strange name?"

"You heard it right, that's her knot."

Zhu Jiaopei grinned: "Well, you're right, my biggest knot is my name, mating pig."

I condensed several pig-shaped ice sculptures.

In fact, although the creature and the word pig are often used in curse words, the image itself is not too bad.dirty?That's the fault of the living environment; fat?That's the servant's deliberate promotion for rations; stupid?The IQ of pigs is actually not low.

The chubby, well-washed pig image, plus a little cuteness, can symbolize blessing, good harvest, and perfection.

I held the pig ice sculpture up in the air and asked, "Can I use this as a deposit?"

"can."

"It's so cute, why are the ice sculptures made by beauties so cute, I want them."

"I want to... want to..."

"...What did you want to say?"

"It's nothing."

"Heavy mouth."

"Don't deliberately distort your understanding."

"I can't think of a debt collection plan, but I'm willing to pay a high price for small ice sculptures."

"High price? High price in what sense?"

"...the price of a dozen Tong Ming Guo?"

"roll."

"Fellow Daoist, you are currently in front of the Second Generation Pei who is not short of money. When you bid, be honest, quote the real price, and don't exaggerate with adjectives."

"Hey, Second Young Master, what's the point of light coagulation pigs? The focus is on mating. You deliberately avoid it because you think it's an unsuitable topic to talk about publicly, right? It should also be avoided in your consciousness."

Zhu Jiaopei looked at the speaker with a constant smile.

Me: "Would disciples of the Jindan stage of the Albizia Sect avoid the topic of mating?"

"...A disciple of the Hehuan Sect?"

Me: "Half of my disciples are also disciples." Although I have been completely classified as an outsider by the Acacia Sect, most of the monks don't know about this, and even if they know, they will suspect that the news is wrong, because the Acacia Sect treats me very well. For the sake of face, the attitude is still very preferential.

"A disciple of Yunxia Sect who is a minor in Hehuan Sect?"

"It seems to be more talented in the minor."

3530_realism

I produced several pairs of mating pigs.

Onlookers: "..."

Me: "Is it okay? Can you tell it's mating? I think it's quite blatant. Do you have any other suggestions for being so silent? You can just say it directly, and I will refer to it."

"...if I say I'm facing a pig..."

"In heat? It's understandable, I won't laugh at you."

"You're in heat, I'm just blushing."

"Isn't that the first step in heat? Don't try to hide it, be generous, we all understand."

"Yeah, we're all... the same."

"I don't, my master is very calm. As an experienced person who has gone through thousands of sails, brother is not on the same level as you youngsters."

"Is it me, grandpa, or elder brother?"

"You have the nerve to say you're calm when you claim to be so chaotic?"

"Wait a minute, the Hehuan Sect also teaches the mating chart of non-humanoid creatures? I thought the teaching materials of the Hehuan Sect didn't even include demon cultivators."

"Didn't the demon cultivators take care of themselves? The resources of the Demon League are not much worse than those of the Hehuan Sect."

"No, in fact, it's still a bit worse. The seduction of demon cultivators mainly relies on talents, such as the beautiful appearance set when transforming into a human form, and the natural charm skills. The acquired skills are not as good as those of the Acacia sect, although they are much better than ordinary people. .”

Me: "So this is a qualified mating product?"

"Mating products... Is there a problem with this phrase?"

"No problem, no problem at all, beauty is a born artist."

Huh?Artist... I look at my new sculptures...it's really aesthetically pleasing, as aesthetically pleasing as my other ice sculptures, though largely uninventive.

The ice sculpture this time is based on the basic body shape of a pig, conventional mating movements, plus the decoration of the Acacia sect, and the judgment on the coordination of movements that I have developed after drawing swords and tricks all the year round. The final product is realistic, but What is written is the reality of relatively beautiful fragments.

I am definitely not an artist, so let me just say that I have no artistic cells.Although this life has more sculpting skills than the one in the previous life, who was able to draw cute pictures to ugly tears, but it relies on good memory, steady hands, and strong calculation skills.Before freezing the ice, a fine three-dimensional grid is made, and then the drawing is drawn on the coordinate paper. It may not be beautiful, but it must be accurate.

For many people, 'drawing like' is equivalent to 'drawing well', which may cause some people to misunderstand my shaping ability.

3531_monitoring

Zhu Jiaopei: "Young Master Pei, mating doesn't necessarily have to be as beautiful as the products of the Albizia Sect."

Me: "Of course. There are bad sides in any field, and we can't deny their existence, but I don't want to focus my attention on those things, because I can't see all the good things, no You need to waste energy looking for inferior products.”

Zhu Jiaopei: "What if there are many low-quality products? There are many, many more than high-quality products?"

Me: "Inferior products are often more than high-quality products, because low-quality products appear easily and there is no threshold, while high-quality products need to be studied, which raises the bottom line and reduces the occurrence rate."

Zhu Jiaopei: "Doesn't Mr. Pei deal with inferior products?"

Me: "I can't say it to death, but when I have a choice, I definitely prefer to be close to high-quality products, but if I happen to encounter a low-quality product, as long as it doesn't provoke me, I don't have to avoid it."

Zhu Jiaopei showed a cute smile: "Will Young Master Pei really watch the whole process of my refining? No matter how basic the refining is, no matter how long I have been refining?"

Me: "It depends. If your refining has always inspired me, I may have been watching in front of you; but if your refining process and finished products are not too much beyond the norm, I will probably only Leave a monitor in front of you."

Zhu Jiaopei: "But if there is only a monitor, I will be lazy, and once you see me lazy, you, as the task performer, must return to me and beat me."

Me: "Knocking you doesn't have to be face to face with you."

Audience:

"Yes, we can watch you on behalf of the beauty in shifts."

"Remind you about the size of the face control army: one person monitors you for a day, even if you have the Mahayana period of life, it's not enough for us to take turns."

I calculated: 360 five days a year, and the life span of the Mahayana period is more than [-] years old. Multiplying the two... It's really not an exaggeration, but a very conservative statement.Even if the lifespan of the Mahayana period is doubled again, the calculation result is still very conservative—my face control powder is counted in billions.

However, "Actually, you don't need to bother so much," I said, "Puppets are also very useful. Although Jindanqi may encounter some difficulties in operating Jindanqi's puppets against Jindanqi, it happens to be able to practice my control ability and try my best. Expand my benefits in this mission."

"Beauty, give us a chance to be courteous."