Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3492_ reward

Me: "Is this your attitude towards the sponsor? I may not take the initiative to cross the river and tear down the bridge, but if the bridge builder angers me first, I don't guarantee how I will retaliate."

Xie Qinwei: "Well... Please, Second Young Master, don't deprive me of the opportunity to please Jing'er."

Me: "Have you told Junior Sister Yuan about this secret realm?"

Xie Qinwei: "Not yet, this is a surprise."

Me: "That's a big deal, you can change it. Your mind is so alert, it's easy to create surprises, right?"

Xie Qinwei: "No, no, second son, you are flattering me too much. My skills are limited. I have shown almost all of them to Jing'er these years. She and I have entered the old couple mode. Now it is more Empathy, not surprise."

Me: "Since there is no surprise, why bother to find a secret place? There are also many beautiful scenery to visit Zhizhuang Peak, which is also suitable for tender feelings."

Xie Qinwei quickly cut through the mess: "I'll come to you when the matter is settled." He cut off the communication in a second, very clean and sharp.

I went to Zangshu Pavilion and said, "I'm here to hand in the information about the secret realm of the cuckoo's nest."

Elder Huigu: "No, we've watched the whole thing."

Me: "You didn't see everything you sensed with spiritual power, did you?"

Elder Huigu: "Do you want to ask Pei Bing again?"

The little easy-going furball stared at Pei Bing.

Pei Bing: "... When I borrowed the large formation... I also passed on the status of my spiritual power? It seems... Is there?"

Me: "...Although I don't need to report it directly, the information was obtained through me..."

Elder Huigu: "The contribution points haven't been transferred to you yet?"

Me: "...turned."

Elder Huigu: "Not satisfied with the number of contribution points? Go to the complaint channel, I don't accept complaints directly."

Me: "...Can I replace the contribution points with data rewards?"

Elder Huigu: "You can buy any information you want with contribution points. In the sect, contribution points are the most common currency, and you can buy anything."

Before I could refute, Elder Huigu added slowly: "The premise is that what you want does not exceed the scope of your authority."

I was blocked: "..."

Elder Huigu: "Actually, it's the same thing to award contribution points or objects. If you award objects, it must be for the winners to use; and if the winners don't have anything in particular, then they will generally issue contribution points so that Winners can buy it at will, or save it to buy later. These two methods have one thing in common..."

3493_No rhetorical questions

I:"……"

Elder Huigu: "Take the call."

Me: "It is impossible to give leapfrog rewards in the official routine process." Why do I have to say what hurt me?Can you just finish what you said?

Elder Huigu: "Do you know the channels to obtain leapfrog equipment?"

Is there something wrong with the term 'leapfrog equipment'?

While I was puzzled, I didn't follow Elder Huigu's words: "Actually, I have leapfrog equipment." And there are a lot of them.

Elder Huigu: "It's better to have practical experience, I'll listen to the summary."

Are you eager to teach today?

Me: "Given by the elders, picked up from other places."

Elder Huigu: "Just two?"

Me: "Given by others, picked up by accident. These two situations sum up a lot, right?"

Pei Bing pointed to himself: "Am I picking it up from Wan Xin, or is it Wan Qin giving it to me?"

Xiao Sui pointed to himself: "I was given by Elder Pei."

Mao Qiu moved his ears: "Although I don't leapfrog, I'm counted in the type of being picked up."

Xiao Sui hugged Xiao Jian: "Pei Jianzhuo was also given by Elder Pei."

Pei Bing: "..."

Mao Qiu looked at Pei Bing with one eye: "Love is always so difficult."

Pei Bing: "We have to wait until Master Jian wakes up to find out... and brother Jin Dan."

Don't expand the scope, the little easy-going little sword has not surpassed the level, and the relics left by my mother have many leapfrogs, but none of them are spirit treasures, and they seem to have no tendency to evolve into spirit treasures - the main reason may be that I don't have them. Treat them with care.

Mao Qiu opened both eyes and looked at Pei Bing: "In terms of leapfrogging, a large number of your kind are items from the Hehuan sect."

Pei Bing: "There is also a life-saving talisman..."

Elder Huigu: "When you ask others to explain to you, you keep asking questions and point to the answer that can be as detailed as possible; when it's your turn to say it yourself, you can't wait to use Tianzhuo's sentences to summarize it?"

You taunt me and taunt me, why do you use Elder Tian as an adjective?

Me: "Explain in detail... It was given by father, mother, elders, and the great power in the secret realm... Hey, there is a more general common point: they are all given by seniors."

Elder Huigu: "Ermao is also a gift from senior?"

Me: "Isn't Ermao not leapfrogged?"

Elder Huigu: "Am I allowed to ask you a question?"

Me: "... Tarong Secret Realm is also considered a senior. Although they are of different races and it is not easy to communicate, Ta Rong Secret Realm is a senior who was born in ancient times."

Elder Huigu: "Pei Wei told you not to call him senior."

Me: "Uh, so the secret realm doesn't accept other races to call them seniors? Why must 'senior' be used on the same race? I thought that as long as I am better than me in one aspect and I want to learn from them, I can call them seniors." Senior? Even if it’s a chair or a speck of dust, I admire it, why can’t I show this admiration in the address?”

3494_ lazy

Elder Huigu: "What do you want to learn from the chair?"

Are you too lazy to even express your dislike for my question now?

Me: "Upright and stable?"

Elder Huigu took out a chair with a distorted shape.People sitting on it must support their feet, otherwise they will slide to the ground; but if you master the sitting skills, you can borrow this chair to pose a very enchanting shape, which is suitable for taking pictures.

Me: "There are many chairs, but this is not the type I admire. What I admire is an ordinary chair with four legs, a square shape, and slightly curved backrests and armrests."

Elder Huigu: "What can we learn from the dust?"

Me: "Did you work as a psychologist recently?"

Elder Huigu: "It's not time for you to ask."

Me: "During the period between my two lives, the state of the scattered soul was like dust, floating around, drilling everywhere, sticking everywhere, thinking about nothing, feeling everything, without emotion, but with memory, very It’s vague, but it does exist. I don’t learn from the dust directly, but look back at myself while observing the dust. I’m grateful for the inspiration from the dust.”

Elder Huigu nodded.

Me: "Is it time for me to ask?"

Elder Huigu: "No. It's time for you to leave Cangshu Pavilion."

Me: "I just came here, and I haven't read a single piece of jade slip. I haven't used up the data permissions I extended due to my mid-term entry."

Elder Huigu: "Oh, then use it."

Me: "However, I don't seem to want to look at the data aimlessly and without filtering. When I use it, the search in my brain is very effective, and it makes me feel satisfied with 'I have collected so much data' ; But the process of copying the materials into my brain, so numbly flipping through and memorizing without thinking, makes me feel...a bit boring, even very boring. Can you copy all the materials that I have been approved to read together? Copy them all into my brain in an instant, so I don’t need to read batch after batch of jade slips?”

Elder Huigu: "You are so lazy that you don't even want to bite with your teeth, right?"

Jindanqi doesn't need to eat...but I can be that lazy.In my previous life, I felt that gnawing on apples and pears made my cheeks sour, so I bought a juicer to juice all the fruits that tasted good but were hard to bite, and drank them without teeth.

Although some people say that cutting the fruit into small pieces and washing the machine after juicing is much more troublesome than eating it directly, but using a timer to count the time it takes to pick up an apple, rinse the skin, and finish eating the fruit is the same as peeling and dicing. , Squeezing juice, washing the machine, and drinking apple juice, although the latter has more steps, the former obviously takes longer.

——Remember to add some antioxidants such as lemon juice when making apple juice.

3495_ cherish time

After careful analysis, this replacement method is not so much lazy as it is to save time.Time is life, and I am cherishing my own life. Thinking about it this way makes me feel much taller.

And now, I want to save time in data memory as well.

Me: "Free yourself from mechanical repetitive labor, and do more meaningful... things that I find fun."

Elder Huigu: "You don't have to memorize it. The materials will never go away after you put them in the library. You can come back when you need them."

Me: "I thought about this method, but, I still like to have a copy for myself. I always feel uneasy if it is not included in my inventory. Even if I already know that I will remember it, I may not be able to make it when I use it. When I think about it for a while, I remember that even though I have planned many backup plans, and I admit from the bottom of my heart that those plans have high feasibility and low probability of failure at the same time, I still worry about it.”

Me: "I remember not to know, but to...give myself a psychological hint: I already have it, and I can let it go."

Elder Huigu: "Do you no longer cherish what you already have?"

"No." I affirmed, "If it's something I'm sure I won't get, I won't bother at all. What I care about is something I can get at a stroke, or I'm sure I'll get it sooner or later. I want to get it in advance, I Wanting to get it more easily, I was thinking about how to get it, and I might have overlooked the item itself.”

Me: "The act of 'acquiring' grabs my attention so much that I want to finish it as soon as possible and then let it go."

Me: "When something that can be done appears, finish it in the shortest time, and then I can continue to be lazy without any worries, otherwise things seem to be poking there all the time to block my eyes, so that I can't relax when I'm relaxing. happy."

After thinking for a while, I wondered: "Is this a symptom of workaholic?"

Elder Huigu: "Ask Jiang Weixiao for this kind of question, he is an expert. Or you can also ask our head who has retired early, he is an expert in reverse."

Having retired ahead of schedule and heading towards the head of Elder Huigu: "..."

Elder Huigu: "Hey, rare guest, is there any wonderful thing that made you choose to come in person instead of asking Jiang Weixiao?"

Elder Huigu seemed to be in menopause today, again.

Elder Huigu looked down at me.

I... control the expression.