Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3388_ bored, busy

After sorting out the information from all parties, I contacted Wanqin and asked: "There is a place where there is a kind of spiritual plant that can analyze the structure and composition of medicines, utensils, etc. After leaving the place where it grew, it will summon the place where it grew Brought back, but it can survive elsewhere, it feels more like it dominates where it grows. Do you know this place and Lingzhi?"

Wan Qin: "There are many, for example, I can also count."

Me: "...can you be counted as a spiritual plant?"

Wan Qin: "It's also possible. Although Lingzhi is the spiritual transformation of Fanzhi directly, just as monks can be regarded as the spiritual transformation of ordinary people, monks also include demon cultivators and ghost cultivators that have nothing to do with ordinary people. , therefore, some dendrograms have many branches when drawing. The high frequency and large-scale variability of spiritual plants actually mean that they incorporate many factors that have little relationship with plants in the growth process. Part of the spiritual Planting is defined as not being a plant, which actually makes sense."

Me: "Have you paid attention to the recent casual cultivator Han Yituo and the Xu family of the cultivation family? I just want to know where Lingzhi has gone." I'd better not summarize the information by myself, I can't talk about the key points.

Wan Qin: "I've been busy in the mortal world recently, and I haven't paid much attention to the affairs of the cultivation world. If you're not in a hurry, just wait a moment and I'll take a look first."

Me: "Ah, no rush, no rush at all, if you are busy you don't need to answer, I'm just here to listen to the meeting, it's boring."

Wan Qin: "Oh, meetings are really boring."

...Your words seem to have a lot of connotations?

Me: "Can I ask what you've been up to in the mortal world recently?"

Wan Qin: "I help people take over the shift, help them sign in various meetings and training courses, and sometimes I have to fill the audience, which is busy and boring. They plan to resign collectively to start a business together recently, but before the start-up has any signs of success , and didn’t dare to really resign, so they had to make sure that the original job was decent and leave a way out for themselves. In fact, they can handle the daily affairs at work well, just running around for meetings and training, which really gave them a headache .”

Wan Qin: "After they learned that I was good at cross-dressing, they came to ask me for help, paid me for pretending according to the number of meetings and the length of a single time, and promised that if their small company could start, they would give me a mascot job , Let me white-collar a salary that is not high but I don’t have to do anything anyway.”

Me: "You're good at cross-dressing...to what extent are you good at it?" Isn't it just a change of skin?

3389_Dummy substitute?

Wan Qin: "People who are close to each other can't be fooled, but it's no problem to get along with ordinary colleagues for a few minutes. Several of them have more technical jobs, and they don't have much time to deal with people on a daily basis. There is no need to face each other, and there are separate cubicles in the office, so colleagues don’t have a deep impression of their looks. As long as the clothes, hairstyles, voices, general facial contours, and movements are not different from usual, it is easy to get confused.”

Wan Qin: "If you have a meeting training outside the office, if you sit with your colleagues, your colleagues may notice a little difference, but because you change the environment, your colleagues will feel that the difference in perception is caused by the different environment, and they will not think about it. Too much, no matter how much I play games with my head down and don’t communicate much, they will do their own thing, and they are still easy to deceive.”

Wan Qin: "Besides, it doesn't matter if you get caught out. In fact, everyone understands that people should be replaced in boring meetings. If they can find someone, they will find someone. As long as they are prevented from being discovered by the leader and those who like to sue the leader, other people When I found out, not only would I not expose it, but I would cover it up for me, and asked, 'Can I ask you to replace me in the future? You really look like a fake'."

Wan Qin: "I offered them an offer, and some of them accepted, and I got a new hire because of it. Those who hired me at the beginning begged me, 'Hey brother, you have done too much. People know, the chances of the boss hearing about it It will be big, and then we will be fired in advance. Can you wait for us to resign before developing business?''No, isn't our business enough for you to rush? Can you take on others? How can I just deal with what belongs to me? I'm paralyzed from just a few meetings?'”

Me: "Did you make some dummies? They don't appear in front of people at the same time, but when the dummy in place A is finished, the dummy in place A can hide where it is, and the dummy in place B will show up and start the process of place B." The job. That is to say, the dummies save you the time of traveling on the road, you just need to calculate the time difference, so that there will be no logical loopholes in the time when the dummies from all over the place appear."

Wan Qin: "Ah, I think I know this Lingzhi."

Me: "...Then, let's talk about Lingzhi."

If Wan Qin really used a dummy as a substitute, did he set up a dummy in every conference venue, and when not in use, the dummy shrinks and hides in the corner or under the table?stay there?Maybe, for the sake of truth, Wanqin also set up a dummy at intervals on the way from his house to various conference venues and offices, so that when necessary, the cameras along the road can record his passing?It's even possible that Wanqin's dummies are all over the city...or even the entire mortal world?

3390_ I have made up a lot of brains

In terms of ability alone, Wan Qin, who has controlled an entire secret realm for tens of thousands of years and invites tens of thousands of guests each time, will definitely be able to take vacations in the entire mortal world.Even though the area of ​​the mortal world of the main world is much larger than Wan Xin, after avoiding the spiritual power area, it is only the breadth and the control of the dummy he released himself, so there shouldn't be any insurmountable difficulties.

I feel that Naobu Wanqin is a big devil and Naobu is a big brother, and it seems that the same is not against harmony.The elder brother's bottom line is Yunxiazong, which determines that he will not do things that are unacceptable to most monks; but where is Wan Qin's bottom line?If the bottom line is too low or there is no bottom line at all, then with Wan Qin's experience and cultivation, what he can do...may be terrible.

Wan Qin himself said that Wan Xin is a strangulation-like secret realm of appearance and resources. Does this also imply that Wan Qin, as Wan Xin's controller, is a kind... terrorist?

Wan Qin: "Have you imagined a lot about me now?"

Didn't you cause it?The point is: "Can you guess my real expression and tone without getting in touch with me?" When I communicated with Wan Qin, the communicator was placed in the small mobile phone, and Wan Qin was facing my dummy on the communicator—so I can easily deduce that Wan Qin also used a dummy——Wan Qin can only see Xiao Sui’s set expression and hear a flat tone without ups and downs. In fact, it is not much different from pure text communication. Where did he come from? ?Or can he read minds remotely?

Pei Bing checked himself: "I really didn't find that Wan Qin had any dark hands on me, and even if he did something when I was quasi-lingbao, when I wake up as a spirit treasure, those flaws should be cleared." , especially when Sui Sui also wakes up as a spirit treasure, it will clean up your soul connection state again."

Don't be afraid, instead of fighting against Lingbao and Yunxiazong to test and imprint you, Wanqin might as well put a monitor on me temporarily when I leave Yunxiazong, and withdraw as soon as Yunxiazong or my Lingbao are cleaning up Surveillance and guerrilla warfare, although there are many more things to do, but the difficulty will be greatly reduced without head-to-head confrontation.

Taking the Xu family's current venue as an example, if Wan Qin puts a monitor, a Nascent Soul-level monitor is enough, but want to smuggle a Nascent Soul-level monitor into the Yunxia Sect's grand formation by any means?Although Wan Qin has lived for tens of thousands of years, Yunxia Sect's accumulation is also calculated by tens of thousands of years, so no one can fool anyone.

Wan Qin: "I'm sure you've made up more brains now. It's actually not as complicated as you think. You'll know it after you've lived for tens of thousands of years. It's not difficult at all to guess people's minds. All people, all Creatures, even if they only see [-] people every hundred years, even if they only read news summaries for two months through the Internet every hundred years, developing the ability to read minds is an inevitable result."

3391_Differences from normal spirit treasures

Me: "Modern monks can't live ten thousand years."

Wan Qin: "It's actually not difficult to live for ten thousand years. You only need to be one or two levels stronger than the strongest Mahayana period in the contemporary era. You don't need to become a fairy."

Thank you for your encouragement.

Wan Qin: "Or, become a spirit treasure. As you know, there is a way to artificially create a spirit treasure. It is not to wait for the spirit weapon to become a spirit treasure after the spirit weapon is ready, but to infuse creatures, preferably monks. Let this soul become the embryo of the device spirit, and guide the device spirit to take shape."

Me: "When such a weapon spirit wakes up, its memory of being a monk has completely disappeared, and it looks no different from a normal weapon spirit before the memory is restored."

Wan Qin: "No, there is a big difference. There is a big difference before the memory is restored. If you have the opportunity to meet in the future, you will immediately understand the difference between that kind of weapon spirit and your existing two weapon spirits. How big is it. Although it is best not to meet, but there are two spirit treasures now, and there may be a third you in the future, so it may be difficult to avoid."

Wan Qin: "That kind of spirit treasure is hostile to normal spirit treasures. Maybe they don't know where the hostility comes from. In addition, normal spirit treasures often dislike each other, so the hostility It is not taken seriously, but in fact, this hostility is very important, it is a fundamental difference, and it is absolutely irreconcilable."

Me: "You said that quasi-lingual treasures are all disabled, what is the difference between this kind of disabled and normal Lingbao?"

Wan Qin: "No, the disability in the Zhunlingbao period is only in the Zhunlingbao stage, and it does not affect their normality after becoming Lingbao. These are two concepts that do not affect each other. For a moment, their disabilities can be completely cured without any sequelae, but the treatment may fail, which has a lot to do with the person who raises the Lingbao."

Me: "The disability you mentioned... Because whether the Lingbao can recover when it becomes a Lingbao depends on the person who raised them, so the Lingbao must be raised by someone and cannot be independent. If they are disabled, they don’t need to recognize the master if they are not disabled; and the spiritual weapon that is about to be upgraded will not do unnecessary things, so if the non-disabled spiritual weapon does not have an owner in the first place, it will not recognize the master when it is about to upgrade?"

Me: "The quasi-spiritual treasure is not a transitional state between the spiritual weapon and the spiritual treasure, but an abnormal state of asking for help when the spiritual weapon becomes disabled?"