Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0032_Leave professional matters to professional people

I went to Yushou Peak with an egg of unknown species to ask for help.

It has been several years since I stayed in the Qi training stage of Dzogchen, and I didn't break through and upgrade not because I couldn't but because I suppressed it subjectively.Although he already has the strength to fight against the foundation building stage, at least the early stage of foundation building stage, Yujian's flight has not been too smooth.Although objectively speaking, being able to walk with a sword during the Qi training period is already a good performance, and being able to fly at will is one of the signs of foundation building. After I build the foundation, the current discomfort will naturally disappear, but I just Can't figure it out.

Especially when I wobbled and flew, I always attracted a lot of onlookers, and I couldn't figure it out even more.

"It's so cold and glamorous, yet it flies like a ignorant little girl. The cuteness of the contrast will naturally catch people's eyes." Wei Huabin, the senior brother of Yushoufeng who I asked for help, turned to my cold face said with a smile.

Wei Huabin is one of the leaders of the generation of disciples of Yushou Peak, and he is my brother's good friend, who is older than my brother.Wei Huabin provided at least [-]% of the spirit beasts that my brother brought to tease me in the past.Before I saw how his name was written, I always thought he was called Wafer.

Little girl, your sister!Love your sister!With a cold face, I made sure that I didn't have any expression in order to avoid more ridicule, and asked forcefully: "Brother Wei, can you recognize this bastard? Please give me an accurate word."

How else can you say that the face is very important.In my previous life, if I talked to people with this attitude, let alone helping them, they would pull me out in minutes.Now, Senior Brother Wei Huabin still has a gentle attitude, like coaxing a child, and replied:

"It's a spirit beast egg."

nonsense.Is it up to you to come to this conclusion?I can also see that there is aura on this egg.

After all, I couldn't hold back my contemptuous expression, and Wei Huabin made a gesture of congratulations: "Second Junior Brother Pei, you are really getting more and more fresh, you really can't blame the younger brothers and younger sisters for breaking your head for you. If I hadn't been here I knew you when you couldn't walk. I watched you grow up and adapt to it bit by bit. I'm not sure I can handle it. Everyone has a love of beauty, and it shouldn't be criticized .”

The acting skills are too exaggerated, go back and practice again!

Wei Huabin is really worthy of watching me grow up and getting to know me quite well. Before I went berserk, he recovered his seriousness: "I mean the eggs of spirit beasts in the narrow sense, the eggs of beasts, and the eggs of mammals." .Different from the eggs of spiritual birds, beasts do not lay eggs by nature. Their eggs are formed by the condensation of spiritual power. What kind of eggs are formed depends on the protection and inheritance that the beasts want to give their children. The appearance of the animal does not reflect the species, but the wish. I can only say that the beast that gave birth to this egg hopes that the child will live a life of warmth, food and drink, and sleep as long as he wants..."

Speaking of this, Wei Huabin was stunned for a while, and thought: "This character doesn't look like a beast that would lay eggs in Yunxiazong."

"Yunrui Peak," I corrected, "it lays eggs on Yunrui Peak." The entire Yunxia Sect is the most unsuitable place for spirit beasts to live.

"It's really a strange spirit beast." Wei Huabin sighed, "Maybe it thinks that the strong man of Jianxiu Peak has the most aura, and can easily provide its children with an ideal life?"

"I just want to know what kind of breed it is."

Wei Huabin: "Why are you so obsessed with this?"

I honestly said: "My father said that this egg is destined for me and let me keep it, but if the breed is not to my liking, I think it's best to throw it away as soon as possible, lest it hatches for a few years and it will be me after it hatches. It’s a disgusting breed, don’t throw it away, but raise it and respond.”

Wei Huabin: "I don't think it's a big problem. It must be a mammal. It excludes snakes, lizards and other animals that make you repel the same kind in coldness, and also excludes vultures, owls and other animals that make you dislike their appearance."

Me: "There are also mammals that look like hyenas, which I don't like very much."

"It's really picky." Wei Huabin sighed, "The selection of spirit beasts is based on fit, not appearance. However, if you want to pick and choose your appearance carefully, after all, if you look too bad, people who love your appearance Will be heartbroken."

It's enough!

"Well, let me think about it," Wei Huabin pondered for a moment, "although spirit beasts are smarter than mortal beasts, they are still very simple compared to humans. They don't pretend and obey their nature. Although Dan doesn't respond directly breed, but the wish is linked to the breed. For example, a dog’s wish would definitely not be to eat fish until it is full.”

"So," I continued, "a wish is to eat, drink, and sleep well... a pig?"

The corners of Wei Huabin's eyes twitched, he looked at me and then at the egg, and raised his forehead: "I can't look directly at it. Otherwise, you should stay in our Beast Control Peak and decide whether you want it or not after it hatches."

His expression makes me a little happy, thinking that if I go out with a pig in the future, people will not look at my face because they are too unbearable to look directly at.And I myself don't dislike the appearance of pigs, they are cute and chubby in vain - Dad is right, this egg is destined for me.

"I hatch it myself." I said firmly.

After returning to my mountain with the eggs, I reflected on whether I had been deceived by Wei Huabin. After all, he knew me quite well, and the saying 'can't look directly at' must have known that it would arouse my desire to raise pigs, so Did he do it on purpose?No, what good does it do him if I raise pigs?Just to watch me laugh?In the eyes of people who are not blinded by my cold and beautiful appearance, I have too many jokes, and this item is also missing.

But then again, how did Wei Huabin see from the eggshell that it wanted to eat, drink and sleep?What I saw was a mess of lines and spots. Compared with the spirit pig eggs in the atlas, they were all oval, nothing the same.

Alas, it seems that I really don't have much talent in the field of animal control. Is it really the fault of IQ?

0033_Take that egg with you

Regarding how to hatch a spirit beast egg, it is definitely not lying on it all day long and warming it with body temperature.Eggs of spirit beasts have their own high defense and high survivability. Generally speaking, any force that cannot harm the spirit beast will also be unable to harm the eggs laid by the spirit beast. As long as the egg does not die, it will hatch by itself sooner or later. come out.

"This egg was laid by a spirit beast in the Foundation Establishment Period." Senior Brother Wei appraised it.This appraisal result can also explain why my father didn't feel anything even though the spirit beasts ran to the door.It's just too intimidating.

However, the mother beast is only at the foundation-building stage, which means that the piglets that can be hatched from this egg will probably be at the foundation-building stage when they become adults.Spirit beasts are different from humans. Their cultivation is largely determined by nature and is greatly affected by their blood.Those mythical beasts in legends were born as divine beasts. Even if they don't cultivate at all, they just can't display the strength of divine beasts, but their strength still exists objectively.Just like an ignorant child holding a nuclear weapon, you can despise it, but you can't help being afraid of it.

I'm not boasting, but I can say that with the dual spiritual root qualifications, coupled with sufficient resources and the meticulous guidance of the powerful father, how can it be impossible for me to stop at the foundation building stage in my life?What does this pig have to do with me?

My father: "Being together for decades is also called fate, and letting you eat a meal is also called fate. How can it become a lifetime thing if you say fate?"

Me: "...oh." I have to hatch it for a meal?God knows how long it will take to hatch, am I tired?In fact, I don't care much about appetite.

The slander is so slanderous, but I still try my best to hatch it, anyway, it doesn’t take much trouble, I carry some spiritual power in my hand every day—the spiritual power of wood rather than ice—just touch the eggshell.And this kind of behavior is mainly to let the spirit beast establish a close and friendly relationship with me in the egg. The hatching of the spirit beast egg itself does not require external force, as long as it is not thrown in a too harsh environment, such as a lava pit , Ice Cave, etc., as long as it is placed in a place where people can live comfortably, it can safely grow by itself and break its shell when the time comes.

Touching it every day, after touching it for a long time, I don't know if the spirit beast inside the egg has a sense of closeness to me, anyway, I have a sense of closeness to it.At the beginning, I thought that having a pig by my side at any time in the future could distract others, but I was not entirely happy in my heart.

Although I think pigs look cute, in my mind, pigs belong to food, and what I carry with me should be pets. They are two different things, and it is a bit difficult to treat them equally.But now it seems that it’s good to have it. Isn’t there a study that says that pigs are actually a species with a very high IQ among animals, and they have a wide range of recipes and strong survivability, which is really good.Well, it's really good.

My brother Pei Sen, who came back to hand in the task halfway and visited relatives, was puzzled: "Why did I hear Wei Huabin say that it was just a guess that it might be a pig, but you seem to be sure? This is all self-convincing. There are more than one lazy spirit beast who loves to eat and drink. Pig? I think your crane also fits this feature?"

Because my level of fencing during the Qi training period is too bad, and I will not be able to fend off the sword at all, and the Yunxia Sect occupies a lot of mountains. When I see the neighbors next door, I have to go over the mountains and mountains, so my father raised a special sword. A crane walks for me instead.But I have never been out much, and in recent years it has become less and less. When I go out occasionally, I choose to practice sword skills, so the working time of my special crane is very limited.It is delicious and delicious, and there is no work task. Not only is it lazy, but it can't be raised at home. It lives in Yushou Peak every day, and it will never come back unless it is summoned. .

In fact, I can understand that compared to the bare Sword Cultivation Peak, the conditions of the Beast Control Peak are much better, and normal creatures know how to choose.

"It's caused by the bad habits of the day after tomorrow," I said to my brother, "this egg is born with nature."

My brother shook his head: "You are still too sure."

Me: "Actually, I am lowering my psychological expectations. When I can even accept pigs as pets, cats, cats, dogs, foxes, bears, etc., are more acceptable."

My brother was sad: "It's not good to look at your face too much."

I touched my face and said in pain, "How do you think this prejudice is caused?" I promise that although I was a little bit judgmental in my previous life, I definitely didn't judge my face that way.