Chapter 78: No, Brother Yu is dangerous!
"Oh, sorry!"
Zhao Yu only noticed Hu Bin under him. Just now, due to the high tension and excitement, he almost beat Hu Bin's arms in opposite directions, and Hu Bin's face turned purple!
"Little Hu'er!" Zhao Yu grabbed Hu Bin's shoulders, pointed to the beauty in the distance and asked, "Have you seen that woman? Is it our student?"
"Hmm..." Hu Bin rubbed his arm, took a serious look, and joked solemnly, "What's wrong? Brother Yu? Agitated? This woman only came to report yesterday, and she should also be a criminal detective! "
well!
It turned out to be a policewoman!
Zhao Yu faintly regrets that the reason why he slept in the dormitory these days is mainly because he does not have any beautiful beauties, besides not understanding the courses. Not to mention beauties, there are not many females!
If I had known that such a refreshing policewoman had come, what kind of glory would I still fight for in the dormitory?
"Hmm..." Looking at Zhao Yu who was salivating, Hu Bin said sincerely, "Brother Yu, I don't know if I should say something wrong!"
"What!?" Zhao Yu was still staring at the policewoman without blinking. At this time, the policewoman did not participate in the capture practice, but sat on the bench and looked at his mobile phone.
"Because of professional sensitivity, I think this woman is very wrong!" Hu Bin said seriously, "Since the woman who beat this woman appeared yesterday, no man has appeared next to her!"
"Huh? What?" Zhao Yu grinned and looked at Hu Bin, "Are you having a fever? Wouldn't it be better if no man teased her?"
"No! I didn't mean that!" Hu Bin tried his best to explain, "When the woman was in class yesterday, the woman took a seat, and the male policemen next to him all consciously hid away, hiding far away! You! Look, look, now also..."
Zhao Yu looked up, really like Hu Bin said, there is no one around Policewoman Hua! There were a few male policemen sitting on the bench, but they all hid away wittily!
"Brother Jade!" Hu Bin was already confident, "Look at it, watch it! 80% of this woman has a problem, either with body odor or she likes to fart! She is sure!"
"Hehe..." Zhao Yu disagrees, "Great thinkers have taught us that if we want to know whether it smells or not, we will know by smelling it! Hehehe... whether it is smelly or smelly, just smell it!"
After saying this, Zhao Yu, like a big bad wolf seeing Little Red Riding Hood, rubbed his palms, and walked towards the policewoman flower on tiptoes.
"Brother Yu," Hu Bin yelled in a low voice, "What is the name of the thinker you are talking about?"
Zhao Yu has just left here, but Rambo on the other side has come back.
"What's the matter, Lao Hu, Zhao Yu didn't do anything to you? That guy's hands are too dark..." Hu Bin was smugly talking to Hu Bin, but suddenly, he saw Zhao Yu walking towards the policewoman. When he finally saw the face of Policewoman Hua, he was shocked immediately!
"Oh!? Ouch! I rely on..." Rambo stammered with fright, and kept muttering, "She...why did she come? Brother Yu...what is this going to do?"
"restlessness, restlessness!" Hu Bin said sternly, "excessive hormone secretion, male animals in estrus are like this, hehehe..."
"Damn!" Rambo grabbed Hu Bin, "Your kid is damaged enough, why don't you stop Brother Yu?"
"Stop? Why?" Hu Bin was at a loss.
"Miao...Miao Renfeng, that is! This...this is not a joke! It will kill!" Rambo patted his forehead fiercely, "It's over, now Brother Yu is-- It's dangerous!"
"Rambo, are you restless?" Hu Bin explained earnestly, "Miao Renfeng is a super master in the martial arts novel "Snow Mountain Flying Fox", he-is a man!"
"I'll go to you!" Rambo monkey cursed anxiously, "Do you not know Miao Renfeng? That is the shadow of all the male policemen in the Qinshan police circle, don't you know?"
"Who? What shadow?"
"The Overlord Flower of Ruyang Branch, Miao Ying! Nicknamed Miao Renfeng!" Lan Bo barked his teeth, "have you never heard of it?"
Hu Bin shook his head.
"Two-time Elite Fighting Championship," Rambo quickly introduced, "Taekwondo black belt, Judo black belt, Sanda 9-dan, free fighting king, master of mixed martial arts, have you never heard of this?"
Hu Bin shook his head and stunned.
"Damn! None of the criminals caught by her were intact, and they were all maimed by her!" Rambo asked unwillingly, "I've heard of this, right?"
Hu Bin shook his head, trembling in a daze.
"Well, when I didn't say anything!" Rambo lowered his head weakly.
Who knows, a few seconds later, Hu Bin suddenly realized as if he was half a beat slowly: "Oh...I understand, I understand! So...it's not because of farting!?"
When the two were talking, Zhao Yu had already rushed to the policewoman flower, and directly introduced the opening remarks: "Hello, female classmate! I saw that you just came to www.wuxiaspot.com~ for sure. Didn’t you see the grappling technique taught by the instructor just now? You see, I have already learned it, so how about letting me teach you?"
When was talking, Zhao Yu sniffed with his nose, but didn't smell any odor! cut! It seems that Hu Bin's speculation is completely wrong!
Hearing Zhao Yu's opening remarks, Miao Ying looked up at him, a bit of surprise in her eyes.
"Hey, don't thank me, they are all colleagues, this is what I should do!" Zhao Yu licked his face and stretched out his hand as if inviting someone to dance.
I don't know what touched, Miao Ying smiled knowingly, and like an elegant princess, she stretched out her hand on Zhao Yu's hand.
The jade hands are verdant, gentle and smooth.
Zhao Yu tried a little bit, and the beauty was standing tall and heroic.
Zhao Yu was 1.78 meters and Miao Ying was 1.70 meters. The two stood together. They were handsome men and women with talented looks. They looked so good-fitting, and they immediately attracted the attention of the agents.
However, these agents who are familiar with Miao Ying's character are not admiring talents and beautiful women with great interest, but are full of surprise, curiosity and expectation.
To my surprise, there is a man who dares to tease Miao Ying?
What is curious is, who is this man who lives and lives?
is looking forward to, how terrible will this man die later?
However, there are also some agents of good character who cast sympathy and pity on Zhao Yu. At least Rambo thinks so, he prays silently in his heart, I hope my dear Yuge will not become disabled, right?
"Ha ha ha..." Zhao Yu here was far from realizing what was wrong, and still preached to Miao Ying squintingly, "Well, let me teach you how to press your elbow first! This is the simplest trick. Come, come...you first attack me—attack!"