Who Stole My Eggs?

Probably because he realized that if he didn’t run away, the entire army would be completely wiped out, the last few curses finally slipped from Huo Yao’s body, and he rolled into a ball and ran for his life.

What a pity –

Xie Zuo was about to step on it to death when “pop -!” A small bolt of lightning caught those curses in front of him.

The curse strips were pierced instantly, and they twisted together wildly. After a while, they collapsed on the ground unwillingly, as if they finally gave up.

Xie Zuo turned back to look at Huo Yao: “You don’t want to destroy it?”

Huo Yao woke up at some point and half sat up, his voice hoarse: “His immortality has been destroyed, his body has long since died, and now there is only a trace of remnants left. I brought him here, and he will be suppressed here forever.”

Xie Zuo couldn’t believe it, what did he hear? The Great Thunder Deity, who always prides himself on being upright, actually admitted that he was partial!

“So,” Xie Zuo looked at the half-dead curse and then at Huo Yao, “Did you deliberately let yourself be parasitized? Just to give it a dog life?”

Huo Yao lowered his eyes in silence, looking at the silver-white belt tied to his body, this was really a rare artifact. Not only it removed the curse of the powerful Wu Xiao, but it was also repairing his other injuries.

A belt…

This artifact was so ambiguous.

Thinking that it was made from Xie Zuo’s black hair, Huo Yao felt even more…

He originally thought that Xie Zuo’s dual cultivation was just to steal his divine power, but now, instead of taking advantage of others’ danger, he tried his best to save him.

When Huo Yao looked at Xie Zuo again, there was a softness in his eyes that he had never seen before, “I will go to Tiandi to receive my punishment.”

Xie Zuo knelt down and said in a resentful tone: “You are willing to disobey the laws of Tiandi for this thing. Are you going to live here and cultivate again?”

“How is that possible?” Huo Yao didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

“Uh-oh!” A rude shout came from the ground, “Huo Er’s mistress, please stop humiliating me!”

Xie Zuo looked at the source of the sound in surprise, and saw that the curse strips had condensed into a ball at some point, turning into a little octopus with black and purple eyes, staring at them with two black bean eyes.

“Okay Huo Er, you are usually sanctimonious, but you actually keep a concubine in the abyss and mix with the evil demons. I want to make your bad things public and let those fools see your true face of hypocrisy. You… …!”

A series of curse words spewed out of the little octopus’s mouth, and the scolding was extremely vicious.

This was the first time Xie Zuo heard such a classic curse word, and he memorized all the swear words. It turned out that some organs were used for swearing.

Xie Zuo didn’t care, but Huo Yao didn’t allow the little octopus to go crazy again. Another thunder and lightning fell and directly sewed its foul mouth shut. “Shut up, Wu Xiao!”

Wu Xiao let out a resentful whimper.

Xie Zuo was surprised, “Why are you so nice to someone who hates you?”

Huo Yao was silent again.

“Forget it if you don’t tell me.” Xie Zuo had long been used to this man’s arrogance. If he answered ten questions, his tongue would grow in vain!

Miraculously, after a while, Huo Yao actually explained, “Wu Xiao was raised and taught by Heavenly Father before me. From a human perspective, he is my elder brother.”

“Bah, bang, bang—” Wu Xiao was angry. Shitty Huo Yao, because he couldn’t curse, could only slap the ground hard with his tentacles.

Xie Zuo thought that Wu Xiao was probably saying that Huo Yao was unworthy and should not get close to the noble like him.

Xie Zuo pointed at Wu Xiao, who was twitching with anger, “Why is he so bad-tempered? You were raised by the same father, but both of you are so difficult to get along with. Isn’t it true that your father hates ghosts and demons?”

Before he finished speaking, rumbling thunder sounded above Xie Zuo’s head, seeming to be a warning.

Xie Zuo looked at the sky in confusion, and Huo Yao stopped him: “Don’t speak nonsense!”

Wu Xiao was afraid that he would choke to death if he didn’t curse, so he used his tentacles to tear out a new mouth on his body, and cursed: “What a bastard! You little bastard, how dare you insult my father, I will cut you into pieces when I stand up, you…”

Wu Xiao began to curse again, each word getting worse and worse.

Lao Luo popped his head up and sighed with a trembling voice: “Things in the world are always unpredictable. The King of the East China Sea was born in the ocean that can accommodate all things, but he has a violent and cold-blooded temperament. The Great Deity of Thunder was born in a strong wind and thunderstorm, but he has a tough and tolerant heart. Harmony, kindness and righteousness -”

What Xie Zuo couldn’t bear the most was people who always praised Huo Yao, “Is he lenient? Are you blind? I was cut into pieces by him!”

Lao Luo shut up slyly.

Wu Xiao was still scolding, but Xie Zuo lifted him up and shook him vigorously.

“What are you doing, little bastard?!” Wu Xiao looked blasphemed, his black eyes widened, and he saw the problem, “Wait, you…”

Wu Xiao stared at Xie Zuo, after looking at it for a long time, he became more and more angry, “Who allowed you to look like this? How dare you!”

He looked at Huo Yao again and sternly condemned, “Dirty! Pervert! How dare you even think about-”

He could not say who was Huo Yao thinking about. Because Xie Zuo was fed up with his dirty mouth and pushed him headfirst into the soil.

“As long as he doesn’t die, right? I can do whatever I want, right?” Xie Zuo asked Huo Yao.

“Yeah.”

Note:

Lol, I really love Wu Xiao, very hot tempered and small little octopus. Such a refreshing character.