NOVEL NEXT Chapter 2 You are stupid and I am crazy
Qiaoxi Village is located to the west of a stone arch bridge, and the east end is called Qiaodong Village.
Since a stone arch bridge has been built here, the density of water flow is naturally considerable.
Except for flooding during heavy rains, it is very suitable for agricultural cultivation under normal circumstances.
Therefore, Qiaoxi Village and Qiaodong Village are not poor, but the local officials are too harsh, making it difficult for the villagers in the two villages to maintain food and clothing.
Zhou Yuan was very excited when he first discovered that he had traveled through time, but he regretted it only two days later.
After all, what he imagined was a group of wives and concubines, and endless wealth, but the reality was just a piece of steamed bun and half a bowl of bitter vegetables.
Fortunately, the gamified vision provided him with unprecedented hope, allowing him to reluctantly accept this strange world.
But twenty days ago, county officials and officers arrived in Qiaoxi Village together and issued a new round of recruitment orders from the imperial court.
Only then did Zhou Yuan know that Qiaoxi Village belonged to a country called Wei.
The Wei Dynasty adopted a system of drawing young men from three households, that is, in the event of war or corvée service, every three households contributed one strong man.
To be honest, this kind of transfer method was not considered harsh in ancient times, but coincidentally, Zhou Yuan, a single household, was also within the scope of this transfer.
When Zhou Yuan heard this, he paid it back and asked me to fight for you. I might as well go into the wilderness of the old forest to survive.
After all, you can sneak into the old forest and borrow food and clothing. If you go to the battlefield, a group of villagers will not be slaughtered by armored soldiers.
But he underestimated the wisdom of the villagers. On that day, Li Zheng (the village chief) sent three villagers to look after him and Ergou.
Zhou Yuan was alone and had no worries, and the two dogs were not much better.
Ergou's father had broken his leg and broken his balls while doing corvee labor more than ten years ago, leaving Ergou alone.
When his father heard that it was his family's turn to serve, he insisted on dragging his broken leg to take Ergou's place. However, this time it was military service, not corvee service, and Li Zheng refused to agree to anything.
In the end, there was nothing they could do, so the village pooled some money and replaced Ergou with a girl from Qiaodong Village.
Now everyone in the village hopes that Ergou will strive for success in the past few days and leave a seed for his old Zhao family before joining the army.
As for Zhou Yuan, he had no intention of staying behind, and the village would not help him, a single family without a father and mother, get a wife.
Firstly, they are worried about harming other girls, and secondly, parents with some conscience will not leave their girls to a single family with no one to take care of them.
Therefore, Ergou married Zhou Yuan and drank chicken soup, Ergou hugged his wife to sleep, and three slovenly villagers were lying in Zhou Yuan's house.
In this comparison, Ergou is still the winner, but Zhou Yuan is really miserable.
Thinking of this, he couldn't sleep even more, so he simply got up to test whether Uncle Dahuang on duty was dozing off.
"Uncle Dahuang, I have changed my mind. You can also marry me a wife."
"Go away, who from a good family can like you?"
"I don't mind if you come from a bad family. I heard that girls from bad families are more beautiful."
"Fart, who is a good family and what is a bad family.
A bad family is a family like yours that has no support. It's hard to find a wife, but it looks good. I think it's funny. "
"Tch, we can't talk together. I'm talking about little witches and little succubi. Who told you about serious girls?"
"Good guy, this is incredible. How come you have become so evil? You dare to do whatever the devil wants.
Fortunately, we will join the army in a few days. Otherwise, if I put you in the village, I don't know how many families would be harmed and how many wild children would be left. "
Dahuang's full name is Zhao Dahuang, and he is from the same family as Zhao Ergou, who just got married. The villagers have a low reputation and don't have many serious names.
Zhou Yuan’s name in Qiaoxi Village was ‘Stone’. Although it wasn’t much better, it was at least a little better than Ergou, Dahuang and the like.
Unable to sleep, he couldn't help but pull out his attribute panel and look at it carefully, hoping to find the hidden upgrade route.
Name: Zhou Yuan
Health: 98%
Essence: 1, Qi: 1, Shen: 1
Skills: None
Experience: None
A very concise attribute panel, except that there is no traditional level, there is no shortage of the most core data.
"It's still so average, no matter how hard I practice these days, there's no change at all.
The effect is too small to be displayed; or the time is too short and there is no obvious effect. "
Ever since he heard about his military service, Zhou Yuan has been exercising every day, as have the men in his village.
No one is waiting to die, everyone wants to exercise as hard as possible, even if it means increasing their strength by half.
But the reality is cruel. Except for the half-day delay in getting married to two dogs this afternoon, Zhou Yuan has been exercising for more than 20 days.
Not only did the three data of energy, energy and spirit remain unchanged, but the health value was reduced by 2%.
This was such a big deal that I really strained my muscles and made me hungry. It’s hard to say whether it had any effect. Anyway, I sweated a lot first.
“Experience, experience, just find a way to gain experience and everything will be fine.”
Zhou Yuan fell asleep in a daze, but Dahuang and the other three did not relax their care, taking turns to keep an eye on this evil boy.
At noon the next day, Zhou Yuan felt full from sleep and hurried to the latrine to put some water in.
"Good morning, Uncle Dahuang."
"It's getting late. It's almost lunch. Why don't you go back to sleep and I'll call you later for dinner."
Zhou Yuan now enjoys the treatment of a landlord. He doesn't have to cook food or boil water by himself.
The three villagers were very clever and allowed him to enjoy the highest treatment in Qiaoxi Village.
"No, bring me my hatchet. If you don't practice for a day, you won't be practical."
"Okay, wait."
Uncle Dahuang handed over a hatchet and placed two pieces of dead wood.
"Hurry up, we have to light the fire in a while, don't think about your tetanus knife skills yet.
No one cares about how long you want to wait for the firewood to come out. "
"It doesn't matter. When I can master the power of splitting mountains, I can pass it on to our village as a martial arts skill."
The three villagers looked at me and I looked at you. After hurriedly picking up the hardwood sticks around them, they curled their lips in fear.
"Old Huang is careless, what should I do if he splits the mountain with the force of the hatchet and turns into a man with the force of it?
Fortunately Shitou is not too crazy, otherwise one of us would fall down. Next time we practice swordsmanship, please remind us not to fall into the hands of this kid. "
"What are you talking about? Shitou is crazy. You can't talk nonsense.
If he hears it and tells the police officer, we must not make up for the future and leave a lunatic behind. "
"Yes, yes, don't talk nonsense. Shitou is very smart. He is a famous smart person in our villages.
Anyone who dares to say that our stone is crazy will let his family make up for the shortcomings of the stone. "
What a coincidence. Zhou Yuan thinks the villagers are ignorant, and the villagers think he is crazy. Everyone is acting out, and no one is better at acting than anyone else.
Fortunately, Zhou Yuan was concentrating on chopping firewood and practicing swordsmanship, and did not hear the murmurs of the three villagers.
Otherwise, he would have to introduce his new buff to the officers, so as to avoid the intensification of madness and the roar of the camp as an excuse to ask for a normal person to serve in the military.
"It's almost there, just a little bit close, cut it off!"
Zhou Yuan lived up to the title of madman given by the villagers. He muttered to himself, his face was red, he stared at the dead wood and slashed hard.
He didn't lie, he was really practicing swordsmanship. Even if he didn't know much about martial arts, he could at least do the simple action of splitting Huashan with force.
During these days of training, although his attribute values did not change at all, the feeling of chopping became more and more comfortable and enjoyable.
"bite."
[You have understood ‘Cleaving Huashan Mountain with force’ and mastered a kind of sword technique]