Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

The cat grass grew out in three days, exposing the ground to a full five centimeters. A few kittens crouched next to each other and tentatively touched with their small paws. They found that there was no danger. They put their heads together and smelled with interest.

Yan Ran stood at the door, yawned against the door frame, and waved lazily at a few kittens, “Can eat, eat!”

A little orange cat could not help but immediately took a sip.

It ’s so delicious, I do n’t know if I eat it, the orange cat is fearless!

Wang Yier, who came to clean up the house, looked at the freshness. “This cat really eats grass. Why do I look at this grass a little familiar?”

Yan Ran said with a smile: “It’s wheat seeds. All the grasses cats like to eat are called cat grass, and barley wheat is fine.”

Wang Aier washed the mop and prepared to wipe the ground again. He kept his hands busy, and then he smiled and asked, “What’s the use of eating this? Cats like to eat fish, I know, how do you say that, cats eat fish, Dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights little monsters. This is instinct. Cats still like to eat grass? “

Yan Ran explained to Wang Yaner with a good temper: “The cat loves to be clean. When it is dirty, it must be licked. At the same time, it also eats hair into the stomach, forming hair **** to block the intestine. At this time, eat food with more fiber. Helps cats spit out hair **** that have formed in the stomach. In short, the benefits are many, it’s really delicious. “

He remembered that when he was a kid, he felt that cat grass was not delicious. His grandfather crushed the cat grass and mixed it in fish mud to make fish meatballs. Alas, I suddenly wanted to eat fish meatballs, and even missed the person who made the fish meatballs for him.

Wang Yan’er glanced out in surprise again. “There are so many benefits, eh? Why did it take three days for wheat seedlings to grow so much?”

Yan Ran raised his corners of his mouth and looked confident, “I raised it better.”

Wang Yiming, who had just arrived at the gate, corrected: “It should be better for me to raise, and it is me who waters every day.”

Yan Ran yawned again, the cat’s eyes froze, and the scornful glance you shoveled to shove you to recognize your identity.

The so-called shovel officer must wait for the master to live and do everything the master does not want to do. In contrast, the master will bring **** into his own territory, and only he can bully. No matter whether it is hairy, hairless, leggy, long-winged, shelled, or covered, you cannot bully him.

Thinking of this, Yan Ran suddenly thought of a question, why did their family look for shoveling officers, looking for humans with such short lives?

As soon as this idea rose, he was interrupted by Wang Yiming, “Boss, when shall we broadcast live again?”

Now Wang Yiming has become obsessed with live broadcasting to make money. Unfortunately, Yan Ran’s cat nature is not like a human who rises up to work and eat every day. He sometimes sleeps all day without eating. Wang Yiming and Wang Yier both regarded him as a big child who had no control over his family, and said several times that Yan Ran didn’t listen, and he couldn’t help him.

Yan Ran leaned against the door frame, slipped out lazily, crouched on the ground, and yawned. Whatever it was, it was a cat that didn’t sleep enough, hesitated, “No, my courier arrived, I want to breed cat mint.”

I do n’t know why in the past two days, he felt a kind of spiritual power that he had n’t seen before, and he could barely feel it, but now the aura is thin, and the mosquito legs are as thin as flesh. I was busy absorbing the aura for two days and didn’t sleep well.

Unfortunately, not much was absorbed. He urgently needs an experienced senior, and ask where this aura comes from, but how can the big demon find it so easily.

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In the afternoon, Yan Ran moved his rocking chair out again and put it in the sun, lying lazily on it, holding the twenty catty catnip seeds he bought online for the first time, looking forward with a pair of big cat eyes. Wang Yiming, “I only saw my grandfather planted catnip, I won’t, will you?”

Wang Yiming shook his head blankly, “I won’t.”

Yan Ran immediately gave the other side a scornful look.

Wang Yiming was stimulated by this look, “Aren’t you not?”

Yan Ran snorted and said proudly: “I’m your boss! As a **** shovel, I can’t even plant catnip. To be honest, I’m very disappointed in you.”

Just along the way to get express delivery, Yan Ran has followed dozens of cats one after another. As if Elvis was crossing the border, a row of cat soldiers and cat generals all brought back home. As long as Yan Ran showed a look of contempt, all cats looked at it with contempt. Wang Yiming could not bear it anymore, and quickly checked Baidu for a planting method.

Yan Ran used one finger to rip on the edge of the parcel. Three or two times, he pulled out a small hole, revealing the catnip seeds inside. He looked at it, smelled it, and couldn’t resist pinching it with his finger. He took a sip while Wang Yiming didn’t look at him.

“Oh!” Yan Ran spit out her tongue, and she spit out two disapprovals, this kind of seed and leaf taste really different!

Wang Yiming: “…”

If it weren’t for the wrong species, he wanted to say something: curiosity killed the cat.

At first Yan Ran watched Wang Yiming as a race. The more he looked, the more he felt awkward. Somehow he felt that these mints could not survive this kind of cultivation, and he had to get up to help.

Yan Ran moved. More than 20 cats followed the planing pit. There were big and small cats, all kinds of colors. The brushing speed was faster than Wang Yiming.

Everyone had dozens of paws busy working, and it took a long time to plant these twenty catties of catnip, and it was a big one!

Yan Ran was already lying on the rocking chair and didn’t want to move. He was only energetic about the things he was interested in. He didn’t want to participate for a minute if he was not interested. These ten minutes were already the limit.

Wang Yaner has boiled chicken soup, using the domestic chickens, cats eat meat, not only love fish, chicken, beef, sheep, rabbit, venison, etc., Yan Ran feels that it is also good to change the taste occasionally.

Chicken that has never eaten feed tastes really good.

Wang Yaner knew that Yan Ran didn’t eat salty, didn’t add salt, let him put it at his own discretion, Yan Ran simply didn’t put salt, even if he had become refined, he was afraid to eat salty and lose hair.

While drinking chicken soup with salt, Wang Yiming curiously looked at Yan Ran. The habits of the little boss are different from normal people.

Yan Ran was full and put a bowl. He used WeChat to send Wang Yiming a three hundred yuan red envelope. “In a while, you go to the aunt’s house to buy a few chickens, and then go to the big brother’s house to buy some meat and stuff the refrigerator. Also, the water in that aquarium is going to be changed. By the way, get some food for the fish, don’t starve to death. You don’t have to pay me back the rest of the money, and keep marrying my wife. “

Saying that he yawned and was ready to go to bed, “Tomorrow I will make a big table, not only fish but also meat, you have enough ingredients.”

When Wang Yiming heard this, he was finally going to do serious business, and quickly packed up the chopsticks, assuring: “Rest assured, I have everything for you!”

Yan Ran went to sleep in peace, closed the bedroom door and turned into a small milk cat, plunged herself into a quilt, and formed herself into a wool ball.

In the dream, there were fish **** made by grandpa, and big **** bought by Wang Yiming. A group of cats followed him, eating fish balls, holding fried chicken, all meowing, and the food was delicious.

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Holding a bamboo basket, Wang Yiming came to the house where the local chickens were raised and stood at the gate and shouted, “Grandma ~ Can you sell the little milk chicken just hatched from your house?”

When Grandma Wang heard it, Yan Ran wanted it. She sold her chicks just three days old to Wang Yiming, and stuffed a few more eggs before leaving.

Yan Ran saw in the morning that more than twenty milk-yellow wool **** wandered in the yard. Wang Aier took a little millet and sprinkled them on the ground. Hulah, a group of wool **** ran over and ate. The surrounding cats looked at them curiously, and had already evoked the desire to catch a ball and kick it.

Yan Ran stared expressionlessly and squatted on the ground watching the lively Wang Yiming, “This is the chicken you bought?”

Wang Yiming grabbed one nearby, and held it in his palm with a smile and asked, “How is it, isn’t it cute? You can lay eggs when you grow up.”

Yan Ran sighed, alas, he wanted to make crispy chicken nuggets, but now he can’t even eat the chicken.

Looking at these small fur balls, Yan Ran felt more and more … his hands itchy!

Yan Ran grabbed a little yellow chicken, scrambled a feather, and then chopped one. The soft feel instantly shocked him, rua!

Feathers and hairballs make cats uncontrollable!

A few chicks obediently ran to Yan Ran’s feet and let them touch.

Yan Ran moved, and a few cats surrounded him from time to time to touch his paw. One of them was particularly naughty and wanted to slap at the bottom of his mouth. Yan Ran glared at it. The kitten immediately hid his teeth and pretended to be chick Licked her hair.

Wang Yiming: My boss has amazing chicken-raising skills, and the chickens are squatting waiting for him.

As soon as Weibo was updated, fans exploded: I just wanted to ask, when you have time to raise chickens, when will you broadcast live? !!

Wang Yiming: … wait for the boss to choke enough chickens.

Comment: fart! Those who have seen the cats and dogs have never seen the pheasants!

Wang Yiming is also wronged, the boss is really pheasant!

When Yan Ranyu had enough of the little yellow chicken, he took a five-meter bamboo pole from the yard and carried it out of the house.

Catch fish and cook!

He is going to use this bamboo pole to let humans see what the real fish catching technique is. The chicken is not eaten. Today, we will make a table of fish and have a full fish feast!

He didn’t know that as soon as he left the house, a vortex appeared in the water in the fish tank. This is caused by the spirit pressure of the big demon. A big demon used this as a landing point, and the tearing space left a spiritual force as a mark here.

And the big demon who has the power to tear space, the whole Huaxia, no more than three!

The author has something to say: Yan Ran: “I want to let humans know that my ability to catch fish is amazing and endless!” ╮ (‵ ▽ ′) ╭

Qin Yan: “The first time I met, his table was full of my people.” ▼ _ ▼

I have something to go out today, thank you for your overlord ticket tomorrow ~~~~~~~