Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Yan Ran asked seriously: “Okay, I’m going to look for pigs and sheep. How much is domestic or wild?”

Wang Dao took a deep breath. “Domestic, one is enough.”

“Okay, you guys are busy, I’ll be back in a while.” Ten minutes later, Yan Ran was holding a sheep, followed by a sow, and sows followed by a dozen little piglets. Then, I asked the director: “Director, this pig just came off the pig. The uncle said that the piglets must follow their mother, can they?”

Director group: “…”

What else is wrong?

The director group has nothing to say. What else can Yan Ran not be able to do?

Wang Yiming had to remind him, “Where do they live? There are no pigpens and no sheep nests.”

Dao Wang patted his head and said annoyed, “Blame me, it’s too early!” Actually, he didn’t expect Yan Ran to get him so quickly. “So, you can send them back first. Wo, let the guests drive them over, and the big stars will catch the pigs. I think the audience likes watching them. “

The entire crew laughed, and a little girl shouted, “Guide Wang, are you a devil!”

Wang Dao said with a smile: “I am.”

Yan Ran and Wang Yiming looked at each other and saw sympathy in each other’s eyes, sympathizing with those coming stars, this director does not seem as elegant and kind as the surface.

Next, Yan Ran and Wang Yiming took the show crew to the village, looked around the environment, looked at the farm currently under construction, and saw many people fishing here. The show crew also eagerly tried, “I heard here I ca n’t catch any fish, and I want to try if it ’s really so evil. ”

“Are you busy?” Wang said with a smile: “I will call you after I have a job.”

“Ah! Forget it! I’m busy!”

…

Yan Ran caught a few fish in the angler’s shocked eyes, called Zhang Xiaoba back, and the two went back to cook together. For the first meal of the show group, Yan Ran wanted to do his best.

For a meal, the entire crew was bought by Yan Ran. The meal was so good that it was better than the chef in the restaurant.

“I’m worried that guests don’t want to leave after Yan Ran has cooked.”

“Do you want to give them a lot of money for one more day?”

“Let them pour money.”

“Yes! You have to pay for dinner!”

There are many young people in the crew, one is noisy, the others are noisy, the whole yard is noisy, a big rooster shrinks his neck, hides in a group of little hens, squatting crouched in the corner, a face Watching aggressively so many people suddenly came out of the house, and Wang Zhi, who was passing by, pushed his glasses, “Yan Ran, this big rooster you raised is so courageous?”

Yan Ran said disgustedly, “Counseling! A milk cat can put its head on the ground.”

“I think those cats listen to you?”

“Yes, I can train cats, and little Naruto can train dogs.”

At this time Wang Yiming had tied his two big dogs. After all, there are many people. Although they are very obedient and generally not frightened, others do n’t know. These two big dogs are walking around, very It is difficult to guarantee that others are not afraid.

The two dogs heard Yan Ran mentioned them, and shook their tails happily. Director Wang asked with interest: “These two dogs are quite human, what’s their name?”

Yan Ran thought about it and had forgotten what name they had given them before, so he sloppily named: “Come fast, come quickly.”

That dog is aggressive, what do you mean?

Yan Ran looked at their eyes and came to a hypnosis: “You call for money fast, you call for money soon.”

The two dogs immediately remembered that they were coming soon and coming soon.

Wang Yiming: “…”

Director Wang began to figure out, and from this, many selling points can be found.

In the evening, Xiao Shuheng, who was late for the plane, finally arrived. The first sentence when he entered the door was: “Have you eaten? I’m starving to death!”

Yan Ran handed him a steaming steamed bun that could only be held by two big hands. Xiao Shuheng was also polite. Holding both hands began to choke. After biting two bites, Xiao Shuheng exclaimed: “This bun is delicious , Different from those bought! “

Yan Ran handed him another, and said with a smile: “Of course, this bun is made by Wang Yaner by hand, I don’t give it to most people.”

Xiao Shuheng stuffed the bun into his mouth hungry, and squeezed his eyes with a smile: Enough!

Yan Ran laughed and thought, he can ask the aunts in the village to fight Zhang Xiaoba, for example, such as steamed buns, Zhang Xiaoba alone can not be busy, when the time can share the money earned The aunts in the village make their lives better. Lead the whole village to become rich, everyone is rich together, is really rich.

Xiao Shuheng ate two oversized buns in one breath, patted his belly like a quiche on the chair, and finally the soup was poured hard.

After being full, Dao Wang said, “The program will start recording tomorrow, and guests will be able to arrive at more than ten.”

Xiao Shuheng raised his hand. “Guide Wang, please reveal who the guests are.”

Director Wang: “Keep it secret.”

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A black business car slowly drove into the Yunliang Mountain area, and the road was still not easy to walk. He Yuqi, who was swayed by the bumps, kept mourning: “Why not yet? Yan Ran really lives At the foot of the mountain! “

The driver master said with a good temper: “Hurry up, the road to the village is just going.”

Mengjiejie took out the mirror, took a look at his exquisite face, and rolled his eyes disgustingly. “Don’t be so coquettish, my grandfathers, I didn’t hum, what do you hum?”

He Yuqi pumped at the corners of his mouth, so he felt like a weak chicken.

Ten minutes later, the road was suddenly ready to go. The wide one could drive away. He Yuqi opened the window and looked at the scenery outside the window. Now the spring is blooming and there are many wildflowers on the roadside. He Yuqi took a deep breath. OK! “

Mengjiejie also opened the window and let the breeze blow in, narrowing his eyes comfortably. “I heard that the road in this village was repaired by Yan Ran, and the money made by live broadcasting was all repaired.”

He Yuqi admired and sighed admirably: “It’s great, you are famous or you haven’t changed your mind. How many people can do it now?”

“I really want a younger brother, just like Yan Ran, it’s fine.” With a narrow eye, he came to the village entrance, and Monsieur looked at the distance already standing in the middle of the road waiting for their Yan Ran, his eyes were risking Envious light.

He Yuqi sipped cold water, “Don’t dream about it, you’re not as warm as your brother who is so sturdy.”

As a result, Mengjiejie was rewarded with an “iron fist” and “destroy my image in front of the audience and kill without pardon!”

The two have been followed by cameras since they got off the plane. Everything they said and done along the way was filmed in. As a mongolian, Mengjie also had a lot of face. At this time, Mengge had not thought about how the audience was reacted when this scene was cut into the camera.

The first issue invited them both, also considering that the “Queen of the City” is currently on the air, just as Yan Ran is also on this show. The three of them are reunited. Moncejet got out of the car and threw the luggage. On the ten centimeters of high heels, he ran to Yan Ran like a sprint, “brother ~~~”

Yan Ran⊙ ▽ ⊙

Yan Ran didn’t expect that the guests in this period were the two of them. They also ran happily, and when they rushed over, they quickly held each other’s shoulders with both hands. “Sister, calm down, gossip!”

He Yuqi pulled two suitcases together for fun, “brother ~~”

Yan Ran hurriedly took a box and persuaded him calmly: “Qi also have to be calm, be careful of the gossip!”

“Oh ~ what ’s so scary about Gossip? I grew up in Gossip when I was so old. Come and hug ~~” He Yuqi screamed while holding the box. Meng Sijie gave her a shot, Yan Ran looked at Meng Sijie with admiration. The women now are so terrible. The younger sister, He Yuqi, seems to be doing it well.

Looking at He Yuqi again, she wasn’t angry. She laughed and followed Monsije, Yan Ran tilted her head, and felt that the aura of them was delicate.

Mengjiejie has ran to the front, and when he saw the camera, he knew that it was Yan Ran’s home. “Oh, my brother has a small villa. The environment is so good! It’s so comfortable! Where does this floral fragrance come from?”

Yan Ran took them into the yard. “The locust flowers in the mountains are blooming, all of them are fragrant.”

Xiao Shuheng heard the news running out to greet him, “I said how can I smell the fragrance all the way, the big beauty is here!”

Meng Jiesi laughed, without any shelf, “Brother Xiao has been away for a long time, so handsome ~”

After a few words, Xiao Shuheng took the suitcase from He Yuqi and asked Yan Ran: “You don’t know they are coming?”

Yan Ran spread his hands: “I don’t know, they didn’t say it!”

He Yuqi also spread his hands, “The director will not let him say.”

Mengjiejie has run around the lobby on the first floor. She is a child growing up in the city. She has never seen anything new in the country. She is excited. “Where am I going to live tonight? The one that needs ignition at night. “

Yan Ran was amused. “At this time, you are burning earth, aren’t you afraid of getting hot?”

Mengjiejie was already sitting on Xiao Ma Zha, and he looked left and right, “It turns out that there are so many specialties in the earthen owl. I thought that all the rural earth owls were sleeping.”

Yan Ran saw that her heels were so high and she did anything awkward. She went to the house and gave her two pairs of shoes. “Sister Meng, do you want slippers or sneakers? I bought these sneakers newly. Wear it. You try not to fit. It’s not convenient to wear high heels here. “

Meng Jie Xie thanked Yan Ran, took the pair of sneakers, and put on her feet. She couldn’t help but sigh with emotion: “Brother, you are really warm, whoever will be your girlfriend in the future, just wait for happiness!”

Yan Ran carried the pair of slippers back, still saying: “I’m still young.”

“How do I think, you have grown taller?” Meng Jie stood up, caught up with Yan Ran, and compared Yan Ran’s height. “It’s only been a few months, you have grown up again.”

Yan Ran narrowed his eyes, and his face was harmless: “I’m still young, I can eat and grow.”

He Yuqi was already sitting on the sofa with a slump, and shouted, “Yan Ran, I want to eat your food, and I want to eat roast whole lambs! Let me have another half of a beef leg!”

Meng Jie just wanted to slap him, “Here in the mountain village, what you eat, go to your brother’s house, you can eat whatever you give, don’t talk too much!”

He Yuqi was upset. “How do you keep taking care of me?”

Mengjiejie: ​​”Because you don’t know anything about daughter-in-law.”

These two enemies quarreled when they met.

Xiao Shuheng came out of the door at this time: “Everything you want to eat is fine. You bring vegetables, and if you bring it, I will make it for you.”

He Yuqi was lying on the sofa with her stomach wrapped around her, as if she had lost energy. “Speak early, I would bring a sheep here.”

Yan Ran saw that they had nothing to do, and proposed: “Well, I’ll take you to fishing, and look at the farm I’m building.” When speaking the last sentence, Yan Ran’s expression was a little bit confused.

The two of them followed Yan Ran and went out. The original small village is starting to modernize. It just makes people feel a lot more convenient, but it still retains the simplicity and simplicity of the mountain village. Monstier, who has never seen anything, is happy like a three-year-old child. Run here, look there. Look, when you see a wild vegetable, you must be surprised and ask if it can be eaten?

Yan Ran followed slowly, watching He Yuqi chasing after them. The two squatted on the ground and dug a wild vegetable, and heard them mutter, “Let’s stay away and spread the scandal in a moment.”

“It’s boring to have a gossip with you. It’s been spreading lately. I’m not afraid of what you are afraid of?”

“Do you want to be beaten?”

“Can you be gentle with me?”

Yan Ran stood behind the two of them and asked straightforwardly, “Are you two dealing with each other?”

“No!” Meng Jijie glared at Yan Ran, “No **** is allowed!”

Yan Ran: “…”

Human beings are really weird. He asked such a civilized person whether he was the right person, and he didn’t say frankly whether you want to mate with each other. Is it so fierce? He and Yuge’s gossip reached the whole goblin circle, and he was not anxious.

Now that the apple tree has bloomed, two people who often shoot movies and have no time to see the scenery are squatting beside the fruit tree and are unwilling to walk. It is a rare and enjoyable time. Even Xiao Shuheng leaned on the tree and said lazily: “Yan Ran, I want to eat apples.”

Yan Ran said with a smile: “I can only wait until autumn, I will not give birth.”

The directors were all laughed at by Yan Ran, which was not wrong.

At this time, people who were not far away from fishing could be seen. He Yuqi looked at it freshly. “I heard that no one can fish here, is it true or false? I want to try it.”

Yan Ran pointed at the sign, “Yes, 200 a day, otherwise your aunt won’t let you in.”

At this time, I heard the director say, “No, He Yuqi still has work to do when he goes back. The weather forecast says that it will rain soon. For the sake of waiting for all the people, you have to repair the henhouse.”

“I repair the henhouse?” He Yuqi pointed at his nose, his eyes wide open in shock, and asked the director: “Director, you say it again, are you sure you want me to repair the henhouse? I still eat chicken.”

The director said solemnly: “Wait for the lives!”

He Yuqi: “…”

“Let ’s eat fish at noon for the sake of all people.” Yan Ran cast sympathetic eyes at He Yuqi, went down and took a fishing rod at the cashier’s counter. A big fish. Are anglers as dead as chickens? !!

Yan Ran picked up the fish and left calmly, leaving everyone with a king’s back. On catching fish, who else can fight him?

Xiao Shuheng, Meng Sijie, and He Yuqi on the shore all applauded. Looking at Yan Ran’s eyes, a little star burst out. Yan Ranang carried the fish with his chest and went home to cook. .

The later period is also more skinny. This paragraph gave Yan Ran p an invincible cloak, and a big golden crown, accompanied by music: how invincible is, how lonely ~

The lady in the show team was holding her face, and she would be crying by Yan Ranmeng. “I can guarantee that Yan Ran will be on fire in the first episode!”

“Hot nation!”

“The world is hot!”

“Fire runs through the universe!”

“Fire … Wang Dao is about to fire.” A glance at Wang Dao, all the staff snorted.

After returning, Yan Ran and Xiao Shuheng were cooking. He Yuqi was going to repair the henhouse. Mengjiejie was holding a small pot to turn around. He could n’t help if he wanted to help. He could n’t run to He Yuqi. Can’t fix it? “

He Yuqi was speechless, how could he fix this? This is the first time he has seen a henhouse grow like this.

A few hens saw the stranger cautiously click at this time. At this time, the big rooster that had always been prestigious flew down the wall and landed on the henhouse. He Yuqi looked at its sharp mouth and was scared to pull Moncez toward Two steps back, “I heard that the chickens in the countryside are very wild and have site awareness. Will it pecking people?”

Meng Sijie swallowed, and was slightly nervous. “It seems to fly, it’s flying down such a high wall. If we chase people, we probably can’t run it.”

The two looked at each other and were hesitating whether to call for help. At this time, they heard a milky “meow” on the wall. The two looked up at the same time, and a big orange cat was holding a small milk cat. Looking down at them, the little milk orange is meowing.

“It’s so cute!” As soon as Meng Sijie’s words fell, he saw the big cat leaping, stepping on the back of the big cock, and the mighty big **** didn’t step on the foot firmly. Feet slid down and fell to the ground. When they got up, they retracted behind a few hens, scratching their heads, and didn’t dare to look up.

The big cat walked across the fence with the kitten lightly, and the despised triangle glanced at two humans and left.

He Yuqi: “… I feel the contempt from the cat!”

Monstier: “I won’t tell you this time.”

The directors could n’t laugh. Who knows that this big **** that is so strong will be so enthusiastic, Xiao Shuheng took a pot and came out to wash vegetables, and asked, “I won’t fix it, please experts to teach you?”

The expert who can repair henhouse here is Wang Yiming.

Wang Yiming took the two dogs to the front and negotiated seriously with He Yuqi: “I teach you to set up a chicken coop, can you sign for me in a moment?”

He Yuqi agreed without thinking, “Yes!”

“Well, isn’t our farm building under construction?” Wang Yiming grinned his teeth, feeling treacherous. “I left a wall intentionally, a star signature wall. You leave your name on it, and I can open it later.” Set up a brand and take a picture with the signature of the star, a ten dollars each. “

Two big stars: “…”

Yan Ran gave a thumbs up to Wang Yiming from the window, shoveled shit, and did a good job!

At noon, Yan Ran and Xiao Shuheng made a home-cooked meal, back-boiled meat, stir-fried broccoli, braised tofu, braised fish, sweet and sour pork fillet, and a seaweed egg flower soup. Finally, I ate the dish Yan Yan made, The big stars have a round stomach, and they do n’t want to move when they are full.

Meng Jie worried, “If I live here for a week, I will definitely be fattened by Yan Ran.”

Xiao Shuheng touched his stomach, “You say that, I think I’m in danger.”

He Yuqi had fallen asleep on the sofa, and was exhausted after a long flight with a chicken coop.

Yan Ran went and took a blanket, covered it on He Yuqi’s body, and pointed to Mensijie upstairs. “There is a room upstairs for you. Would you like to take a rest?”

Mengjie got up hard, swayed his mouth, lay on the soft mattress, and sighed with a sigh: “The day when I sleep after eating is full, it is heaven! I don’t want to gone!”

Downstairs, Wang Yiming went through the arrangement of the program group and found it with a letter. “The village is going to plant watermelons in the afternoon. Beginning at three, you have to prepare. The four of you will plant half an acre of land, and the director ’s group will provide it at night. Ingredients.”

Yan Ran took it suspiciously and asked the director: “If these melons don’t grow out, will the show team compensate our village for economic losses?”

Guide Wang: “Compensation!”

Yan Ran was relieved, “That’s good.”

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In the afternoon, Yan Ran took three big stars to the watermelon field in the village. The hand-made watermelon model is to dig a pit, put two seeds, bury the soil, move half a meter forward, and then dig a pit. Two seeds, buried in the ground, moved half a meter forward … Several people have not seen this, curiously picked up a small shovel and eagerly tried.

At the beginning, I still felt very fun. No more than twenty minutes. Several people had felt tired. They had been squatting here, and their waists and backs had to be stressed. When they were fresh, they had no energy.

Uncle Farmer, who was not far away, planted quickly and did not stop moving. Xiao Shuheng sighed. “I always thought I was physically fit. I never expected to lose to the uncles.”

“I ca n’t eat watermelons in the future. It ’s not a waste. It ’s not easy to grow watermelons.”

Wang Dao didn’t know where to borrow a horn and stood beside him shouting slowly: “This is just the beginning. After the watermelon has been planted, it will be watered, seedlings, fertilized, and the farmers will wait for it from end to end, and sell a few hairs. A pound of money, do you all realize that rural life is not easy? “

All three stars nodded. It was not easy, it was too easy.

Yan Ran glanced back and said, “If you are tired, rest for a while. I’m not tired yet. I can plant the rest of the half myself.”

Being “stimulated” by Yan Ran’s words, all three big stars recovered their energy, wasn’t it half an acre of watermelon?

Wang Dao looked at Yan Ran, and his eyes were overjoyed. Although Yan Ran was airborne, he was much better than himself looking for small fresh meat in the circle. The child was too warm and diligent. On airing, Yan Ran should be the most popular fan.

From three o’clock to six o’clock, four talents planted half of the acre of watermelon, and one third was planted by Yan Ran. Even so, the three big stars did not want to move. Yan Ran drove his little electric donkey, pulling three big stars, and received a lot of onlookers from the villagers along the way, especially pulling the wind.

The director team carried the camera behind them, and threw away their thighs to chase.

In the later part of this period, I also specially gave a pair of big wings to Yan Ranp. The music is: You ca n’t catch up with me, I am so powerful, la la la la ~~

After everyone was gone, Wang Yiming set up a brand on the ground: Xiao Shuheng, He Yuqi, Meng Sijie, and Yan Ran.

When you’re done, hehehe ~~~