Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Wang Yiming didn’t care about breakfast, he kept up with Yan Ran excitedly, hurriedly posted a Weibo on the road, and then opened the mobile live room.

Tourists who came to the live broadcast room from Weibo already knew Yan Ran’s skill in catching fish and started betting one after another. Was it a coincidence yesterday?

Bet on a cucumber, my little brother can catch fish today. It did not happen yesterday because he looks good!

I can definitely catch the fish, because he cooks deliciously. Don’t ask who I am, I’m a foodie, I speak for food.

Bet on two cucumbers. It should be impossible to catch fish today. How can there be such a great catching fish technique, how old is he, and he does n’t have to do anything to learn how to catch fish?

No matter whether I can catch the fish or not, I’m rare. He uses a month’s snack as his hire. He is already my person!

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This kind of farm freshwater fish pond has not been seeded for many years. It is nothing more than several kinds of domestic fish, grass carp, carp, black fish, carp, yellow croaker, loach, etc. Yan Ran came to the shore and looked calmly. On the water surface, considering how to eat these kinds of fish, I finally decided to eat carp.

“I want to pick a long-looking carp for sweet and sour fish. It must be beautiful and strong, be male, not female, not fatty, and it can lift a beautiful arc after being fried. “Yan Ran put up an arch with his hands, but the requirements for the fish were very high, and he didn’t even eat it if it looked bad.

Wang Yiming: “…”

Yan Ran shook her head and saw the expression of shoveling **** to know that he did not understand the joy of eating fish at all.

The people in the live room were amused, and the barrage was crazy brushed: the boss is so powerful! Everyone else can I catch the fish, I want to catch a big brother!

Someone who has n’t caught a fish for two months must study hard!

Little brother looks at me! I am the mermaid you are looking for!

Hey! Holding point in front!

Ahhhhh, my brother is so handsome! Catch fish catch fish!

I do n’t know if I ’m new here. I thought this was Yan Ran ’s live broadcast room, and it all turned into Yan Ran ’s fan. I just wanted to watch him catch fish and do not want to watch anything else.

Yan Ran pointed to the small wooden boat on the shore and said to Wang Yiming, “You sail, let’s go pick in the middle of the pond.”

Wang Yiming was slow, moving forward little by little, and he was extremely unwilling to cooperate. “No, the boat will take the dog!” This boat was not used before, and it was knocked over by fish. The worst time was The planks at the stern of the boat were crooked. The old people in the village said that there was a king of fish in them, and they were almost becoming monsters.

Yan Ran gave him a scornful glance, “Can’t even catch a fish, what a good cat?”

Wang Yiming was wronged, “I’m not a cat!”

Yan Ran paused, and the fiercely roared back: “The cat shoveling **** will not catch the fish!”

Meow! Dare to talk back! A few cats have a good temper!

Wang Yiming: “…”

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I sailed in this time, but I didn’t expect that it was unexpectedly smooth. The majestic wind blows slowly. Wang Yiming rowed the boat and steadily rowed into the middle of the pond. Yan Ran was sitting in the middle of the boat, preventing the water from splashing on himself, dragging his chin to look at the rowing skills of the new shoveler, and was a little relieved: “You’ve rowed this boat quite steadily, didn’t you practice less . “

Wang Yiming was perplexed. “Of course, my grandpa taught me to swim and practice rowing when he was a kid. It wasn’t for me to brag, I could roll twice in the sea.”

Yan Ran nodded with satisfaction. The shoveling officer nurtured from a young age was still a little special. He suddenly rejoiced, “Fortunately, you did not learn to catch fish, otherwise my fish would be caught by you.” Think about the consequences, Yan Ran felt that the whole cat was unhappy.

Wang Yiming was speechless. Every time I talked to the small boss, it started in a friendly atmosphere. At the end, it was not so wonderful. What he said was very reasonable, so you can’t refute it.

At the center of the pond, Yan Ran said with satisfaction: “Very good, just go here.”

He took a fishing rod and threw it into the water easily. He didn’t see any bait and didn’t use much energy. After a few seconds, he mentioned the fishing rod, and suddenly, a black fish more than half a meter long was caught. Come up.

“Hey,” Yan Ran threw the fishing rod and threw the fish back again. “I don’t want to eat black fish today, I want carp. Don’t be so conscious.”

“Hey!” Wang Yiming’s heart was bleeding, this fish is hard to catch, and it was hard to catch it. How to put it?

Yan Ran tilted her head, staring blankly at Wang Yiming, wondering, “What’s wrong?”

“… It’s okay.” Wang Yiming drew his lips. “You’re happy.” The words “difficult to catch” do not apply to young bosses, so he chose to shut up wisely.

Yan Ran sighed helplessly. The IQ of shoveling **** this time is not very high. The only advantage is sincerity.

Immediately afterwards he dropped the fishing rod and caught a catfish more than four catties. This made Yan Ran regret. “Although the wild catfish soup is very good for my body, I really don’t want to drink soup today.”

Throw it back!

Wang Yiming smoked at the corners of his mouth, and just wanted to yell at him: if you do n’t want to eat, you can sell it and feed it! There is nowhere to find such a big wild catfish!

Yan Ran was still picking pleasing fish. “Although you are a carp, you are too dark and the color is not red enough. I don’t eat it.”

Throw it back!

“Why are you so fat, are you three high? Can you get high blood pressure if you eat it? Forget it, let’s go.”

Throw it back!

“Why do you have a pair of triangular eyes, it’s so ugly, seeing you will affect your appetite.”

Throw it back!

“You’re a mother, and you’re carrying a cub. I don’t eat cubs, you go.”

Throw it back!

“Why are your eyes so big? Have you cut your eyelids?”

“Oh, dead fisheye! It won’t taste good at first sight.”

…

Yan Ran had a fish at the bottom of the bar. He picked up one in a few seconds and picked it. If it didn’t look good on the fish, he would throw it away.

Crazy worship of the big fishing man!

This fish is too big, no wonder others can’t catch it! God man!

I did not expect that such a big fish would become as good as a fake fish in the hands of my little brother.

Facts have proved that looking ugly can really save lives, so many fish escaped because of their bad looks!

Hahahahaha, he actually hated dead fisheyes. Aren’t all fish deadeyes?

Upstairs is ignorant, and some dead fisheyes look better than ordinary dead fisheyes, although I don’t know where to look hahahaha.

…

Along with these joyful barrage, do n’t throw money up like gifts. What you see when watching live broadcast is lively and relax. I’m glad to see it. It’s the same for everyone. It doesn’t have to be all for singing and painting.

And it ’s very important: the value!

In recent years, those who have been mixed on the Internet and have high value are taking advantage. Yan Ran’s cat demon’s value can instantly kill a small amount of fresh meat, and the local tyrants are also happy to throw money.

After picking for a long time, Yan Ran finally picked a big carp that looked at his eyes pleasingly, with black back and red tail, smooth lines, the flesh of the whole body was very firm to the touch, the eyes were not large or small, the beard length was medium, male, no cub Here, Yan Ran, whether or not there is an object, does not care, “This one is okay, just leave it.”

Next Yan Ran grabbed a few small ones and put them in small buckets.

The uncles and uncles passing by the shore also stopped to watch the lively, “It is indeed a member of the Yan family. I heard that the ancestors of the Yan family were very good at catching fish. The younger brother of the Yan family also learned a set of magic skills to catch fish. so amazing!”

“If I hadn’t believed it without seeing it myself, when I was young, I was dragged away by the fish with several fishing rods, and no fish could be caught.”

“Isn’t Yiming that kid who fought for two months without catching fish? It seems that this really needs talent. In the future, there will be a fishing game on TV, and Xiao Yanran will definitely win the championship.”

Returning to the shore, Wang Yiming looked at the calm water, from the shock and despair at the beginning to the loneliness behind him. It felt like I was seeing a fake fish pond.

Seeing his face, the barrage between live broadcasts was afraid that the world would not be messed up, and someone released a contrasting expression pack to catch the strongest king of the fish world VS bronze chicken.

The facts tell you: why he is the boss and you can only be a puppet.

Wang Yiming immediately felt the glass broke: “You have been ridiculed and I have reported it!”

Barrage: Whatever you want, cut the lens to the little brother, we need to watch the little brother make fish!

Dwarf oil ~ We don’t want to see you, we want to see your boss, cut back the camera!

Very ruthless and indifferent, completely without the steadfast love between fans and anchors, ignoring the two months of revolutionary friendship, and now they are betrayed. There are really big pigshoes everywhere, Wang Yiming wants to spit out their salt and soda.

At this time, the number of live broadcast rooms has grown from 5,000 to 50,000, and is still rising rapidly.

Yan Ran plucked a grass on the shore, tied the fish together, and carried it in his hand. The fish weighed more than ten kilograms. The pot at home must not work. He asked Wang Yiming, “Is there a pot in the village? ? “

“How old?”

“I can smash it into a bow-shaped cauldron!”

Wang Yiming looked at the size of the fish and suddenly remembered: “My family has a big pot. The big aluminum pot that my grandfather has used before has been in use for some years. Anyway, I don’t need it. Move to your house.”

Yan Ran nodded and said earnestly: “Then you have to get something in my house. We trade things for something, and I can’t take advantage of you.”

Wang Yiming stunned, bartered?

Yan Ran again strung the little fishes together with grass and walked to the house, passing by a vegetable planted outside the yard, politely stepped forward and knocked on the door, and asked smartly, “Uncle Liu, Can I trade your fish for my fish? “

Uncle Liu was amused. “Child, I ’m not as good as your fish.” As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and the village has a small population. They are just like everyone else. Grandpa brought a basket from the wall and gave it to Yan. Ran pulled a handful of spinach, a dozen small rapes, and a handful of coriander, a few green onions, handed the basket to Yan Ran, and a few deep wrinkles smiled on the plain face, “This dish is all The uncle planted it himself, and he didn’t apply any pesticides. If you want to eat it, you can make it yourself. The uncle does not want your fish. Remember to send me the vegetable basket. “

Yan Ran took it, hurriedly left two three-pound grass carp, and taught him from his grandfather. He couldn’t take advantage of others. Besides, the old man was not too young. He heard that Uncle Liu ’s son had stepped out. Dashan, when he went to live outside, there was only one elderly man. It was not easy to grow a la carte. He could n’t take it for nothing.

Uncle Liu naturally refused to accept them. Yan Jiazu had kindness to them. Without Yan family, they would have been without them, not to mention a few dishes?

Yan Ran’s legs were fast. He did not wait for Uncle Liu to persuade him and left the fish and ran away. Wang Yiming hurriedly chased the big fish, glaring at Yan Ran and went to the sun-dried son’s house where he grew peppers. He replaced another grass carp with a bunch of peppers and ran out quickly. Yan Ran has ran out more than 100 meters.

Wang Yiming’s chasing behind was panting, Yan Ran was too good to run, or something!

Looking at Yan Ran’s back, his eyes became complicated. How did he feel that the little boss didn’t understand the human world? Yesterday when he gave him the money, he thought that the little boss had money in his house, and he didn’t care about those 20,000 or 30,000. Now think about Yan Ran not like the children of rich people. And he went to barter. What era of exchange was this? People who grew up in this mountain village are more like the village.

The master ran in front and the shoveling officer chased in the back. Neither of them noticed that the number of watching live broadcast rooms has exceeded 150,000 people and is still growing.

The author has something to say: Wang Yiming: “I used to suspect that my boss was a second-generation rich man who regarded money as dung. Later I found out that I was wrong and he was a third-generation demon from the hill. Money is useful until he meets the man who guides him. “

Men still in the legend: ▼ _ ▼

This attack should be the latest attack out of all the articles I wrote. When I saw the koi in my water tank staring at me, I felt the King’s resentment inexplicably. _ (: з 」∠) _

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