Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

When his grandfather Yan Ran heard that the fish wanted to recognize him as his son, he said silently: Oh.

Are too lazy to scold him for being silly.

Yan Ran is puzzled, what does grandpa mean? Does it mean agree? Grandpa is too open!

However, this time the elderly also realized that Yan Ran really met the big demon outside. This made the elderly very uneasy and felt that they should go out to see Yan Ran.

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Three hours later, Yan Ran held her mobile phone and pointed her at Wang Yiming, who was struggling to climb upwards. He sent a mockery of soul to Wang Yiming’s physical strength: “Humans often say that the Great Wall is not a good man. . “

Wang Yiming was sweating all over his head and wanted to stick his tongue out from time to time. He now regretted it. Why did such a hot day come to climb the Great Wall and be sick! I have a pit in my head!

The problem is that before they came to climb the Great Wall, Yan Ran bought a lot of souvenirs. When Tu Baozi entered the city, he saw that everything was fresh. Now these things are all on his back.

The tourists who came to the live broadcast room laughed crazy: Little Naruko cheered on ducks! you can! You can be able to stand up a sparse man!

Don’t counsel! Just on! Xiao Nazi is mighty!

I think that when I went there for the first time, there were so many people, and I bought a lot of messy souvenirs, but later I couldn’t climb.

Little Naruto was unable to climb anymore, and Xiao Naozi wanted to stop and set up a tent.

Xiao Nazi, you’re blocking the way behind you, you are so fat, how can you stand here?

Xiao Nazi is not as fast as his boss, so this kind of assistant quits quickly!

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Wang Yiming was crying, “Yan Ran is not human! I want to show you what he bought!” Wang Yiming opened his backpack angrily, “He focused on buying spiked, spherical, hairy, anyway, backpack It ’s all playful. I bought such a big bag and it was heavy to carry on my back. “

Barrage: I thought that when I went to the capital for the first time, I did the same.

But why do these things look so familiar?

Much like the toy I bought for my owner.

Hahaha brother bought all toys! Cats play!

Are you serious about buying these things?

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Yan Ran’s unhappy stare at Wang Ming, meow, if this kid is a fairy, he promises to poke him down to Shanhaiguan! Can the master’s toy be casually shown to others? Lost the cat? !!

The two had enough fun, and when they went back, the high-speed rail ride, Yan Ran was not beautiful, lay on the window and looked at the fast-reversing scenery outside the window, and sighed: “We can have a high-speed rail in our village, humans are too great.

Wang Yiming rolled his eyes: “You still hope to build the road first.”

Yan Ran nodded his head. “Also, the road in our village is too difficult. The old small cypress road is too narrow. When I make money, I will build a main road for the village first. Okay. “

When people around you heard this, they couldn’t help showing a kind smile, and said that the child was too sweet. This means that they have been out for a short time. How can they still have such thoughts after going through social trials?

As everyone knows, Yan Ran really wanted to build roads for the village, and was already calculating how much money she had left.

In the evening, the two had just arrived at the hotel, and it soon became cloudy. Qin Yunli was right that it was going to rain.

Wang Yiming asked tentatively, “Are you going to your cousin?”

Yan Ran was also very hesitant, always disturbing me this way, it didn’t feel good. After tangling for more than half an hour, Yan Ran sent a message to Qin Yunli: it’s raining, I won’t go to you anymore, you have to eat well.

After a while, the rain fell down and Yan Ran lay beside the window to see the rain. He hated the rain, and he hated getting his hair wet by the water. However, the scenery in the rain is quite good, and I don’t know if Yuge has eaten seriously.

Wang Yiming inquired secretly: “What is your cousin doing?”

Yan Ran: “I don’t know.”

Wang Yiming searched the webpage and showed him, “Look at this person, does it look a lot like your cousin?”

Yan Ran’s expression of shoveling **** is like looking at a second fool, not like, ah! It’s so obvious that it’s a person. You can’t see it. What look?

Let’s look at Qin Qili’s picture again, it’s just a profile. There are few young faces on the Forbes list. Personal industries are all over the world. The total assets are up to 80 billion yuan.

Yan Ran didn’t have much concept of this money, and asked Wang Yiming curiously, “How much is 80 billion yuan?”

Wang Yiming told him intuitively in a way that Yan Ran could understand: “I can buy fish that you can’t eat for hundreds of life!”

Yan Ran was instantly envious. It was the same as a fairy. How did people mix? When he was as old as him, could he be as rich as him? Brother Yu eats and sleeps every day. Whatever he does is a secretary. Look at the secretary. He is wearing a suit and a bow tie. Yan Ran hated it. Wang Yiming really shoveled **** this time.

Qin Yunli waiting for Yan Ran to come back to cook: ▼ _ ▼

Jiang Yan watched him sitting by the window and kept looking at Yujing without saying a word. He suggested, “Will I go and take Master Yan?”

Qin Tongli frowned, suddenly stood up, went cold on his face, stopped eating, and went to sleep.

As the adopted one, I didn’t even know how to go home! What’s the use for picking it up?

Jiang Yan looked at the untouched food on the table. He really couldn’t understand. Is the food he made so unpalatable? Have n’t you eaten for thousands of years? Why didn’t you eat all of a sudden?

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The day before the second game, Wang Yiming showed Yan Ran the information of the opponents he collected.

For the past two days, Yan Ran’s fans have grown a little scary. It used to be 1.6 million. In the past two days, one million fans have grown, and now there are 2.6 million.

Wang Yiming looked at this number, and began to worry, “You are definitely a dark horse in this game. The ability of this fan is a bit scary.” He always has a feeling that Yan Ran has to recruit black, “You calm down tomorrow, Stop messing up. “

Yan Ran grabbed the table uncomfortably, “I never mess with anything, everything messes with me.” And he disagrees with the word “black horse”, obviously a golden retriever, not a black horse, stupid shoveling **** official!

Wang Yiming said he could n’t beat him again. He showed Yan Ran a piece of paper: “Come on, let ’s watch this. These are your biggest competitors. This girl ’s id is called a yuba. The Internet is popular. Super high. This little fat man is called Badao Liu. He has a magical skill, which is to use eight kitchen knives together. “

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha …” Yan Ran slaps at the table with a smile, “What kind of ghost is Ba Dao Liu, I have 20 Dao in total, I can get 20 Dao Liu, killing fish is awesome!”

Yan Ran smashed the table with two hands, and the tabletop scratched with ten nails rattled, thus proving that he was also multi-streamed and bad.

Wang Yiming wanted to cry, “ancestor! We have to pay for the broken table!”

Yan Ran gave a hand and apologized and blown the scraps from the table. “Sorry, this has to be paid.”

Wang Yiming helped his forehead and wanted to die.

Yan Ran took it seriously, took the information in Wang Yiming’s hand, and looked at the little fat man. The inexplicable feeling was not human. There was a feeling of itching in his paws when he saw his face. The other hand hidden in the pocket turned into a cat’s claw again, exposing the tip of a small claw hidden in a soft claw pad, trying to scratch.

At this time, Yan Ran rang the phone in her pocket twice. When she heard this special music setting, Yan Ran quickly drew it out for a look.

Just one word: hungry.

Yan Ran sighed and wanted to blow his beard. He stood up and told Wang Yiming helplessly, “I have something to go out tonight, you solve the problem of your own meal.”

“It will start tomorrow. Where are you going tonight?”

Yan Ran took up his own umbrella and said earnestly: “My brother has been out of work for two days. I’ll go and see him.”

“Hey!” Wang Yiming looked at the back of Yan Ran for a long time without saying a word, Yan Ran was weird, his cousin was mysterious and mysterious, they were together, they always felt different from normal people.

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Qin Hui held a beautifully crafted box and opened it. There were three luxurious funny cat sticks, all of which were specially customized. The poles were inlaid with gold, one with a round hair ball at the top and one with a tie. With colorful feathers, a bell and a leather mouse tied to it. Qin Yue looked at Jiang Yan who handed the box to him in doubt, and his eyes motioned: Give me an explanation.

Jiang Yan laughed: “Master Yan is still young, kittens are naughty. With these toys, he absolutely lives here every day and doesn’t want to leave.”

Qin Yue put the box aside without interest, and said coldly, “… it’s just a cook.”

Jiang Yan looked at the box and put it in Qin’s hand, and smiled and nodded, “Yes, it’s just a cook, let him stay for you to cook.”

When Yan Ran came, he saw that Qin Yun was doing nothing with his fingers and hitting the delicate box on his hand. This surprised Yan Ran. The fish brothers were so decadent that they were too lazy to eat. Even playing with the box.

At this moment, there was a flash of aura in front of him. The box had been handed to him, and the lid of the box opened by itself, revealing the contents inside. Qin Yue looked cold, and said without emotion: “gift.”

Yan Ran smiled and waved with both hands. “Thank you, Brother Yu, but I have already bought a lot, I have.”

Qin Yan: “…”

Jiang Yan couldn’t laugh or cry, just to coax him to play! Not giving him a gift!

Yan Ran went to cook for Qin Yun. Whether this fish is dead or not, he will lose weight when he is hungry. Losing weight is not healthy! For the health of Yuge, Yan Ran went to cook him duck soup and go to fire.

Jiang Yan quietly found out how to use the funny cat stick and placed it at Qin Mao’s hand. Qin Mao glanced coldly, pretending not to see it. Jiang Yan lamented that the owner was usually too lazy to read the report. Now, even looking at this kind of thing, I can see that the cat is also very attentive.

After having dinner, Qin Wei asked Yan Ran expressionlessly: “Are you going to play?”

Yan Ran smiled. The tone of Yuge was like asking: Are you fighting?

Qin Yue took out a funny cat stick and shook it in front of Yan Ran’s eyes.

Yan Ran looked at him very calmly. He had no intention of cooperating at all, because he bought a lot of these styles and had enough at home for two days.

The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere fell into awkward moments.

Yan Ran sighed and turned into a cat body in a state of caring for the elderly, a flutter, belly sticking to Qin Yun’s face, two claws holding Qin Yun’s head, catching the other’s ear Take a bite, “I don’t want to play with mice, I want to play fish games!”

Qin Yun endured and endured, finally holding back, and did not throw out the goblin who dared to mess on his head.

Just play with him … for a minute.

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In the second morning, Yan Ran, who had been sleeping on Qin Yunli for a long time, was full of good fortune and went to the second game with great energy.

Today, he has absolutely good buff possession, who else can fight him!

After the first game, half of the 100 participants were brushed down, leaving 50 remaining. When the lottery was drawn at the venue, a participant suddenly withdrew from the competition, and the result became forty-nine and twenty-five.

This number is destined to have one person take turns, who will be the lucky one, or by lottery.

Yan Ran touched the jade piece, and suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart. Under the leadership of the staff, Yan Ranyu walked to the lottery, rolled a cat on Qin Mao’s body, and wore a large buff of good luck buff. . Maybe the big demon fights with him until he is strangled by his own big move. In this state, if he draws, he must be the lucky one.

Yan Ran grabbed his hand into the lottery box and meditated in his heart: Don’t miss it!

Pulling out the note, Yan Ran was desperate.

The staff member shouted in surprise: “Wow! Good luck, No. 16, no luck! The lucky ones have appeared, and the other players should not be lucky.”

Everyone cast a look of envy, envy and hate on Yan Ran, and it was true that it was Yan Ran again! It is indeed the legendary koi constitution!

Yan Ran was wronged. This time, it’s a big scene. There are online media reporters! He wants to be famous! How was he famous without exposure! How to circle fans without being famous? How does Buquan become a big cat? !!

The people Yan Ran looked at were also jealous and jealous, and had resentment for Qin Yun’s good fortune. I knew this so that I didn’t sleep on the top of Yu Ge’s head last night.

A young lady holding a Mai of the “Yellow Fox Platform” was looking for a target in the crowd. When she saw Yan Ran returning to the waiting area, she rushed forward and asked Yan Ran: “How does it feel to win?”

Yan Ran narrowed his eyes. Even though he was very upset, he still showed the fortune of a lucky man. He smiled and said, “Very well, I have been lucky since I raised a big koi.”

After saying this, Yan Ran swallowed subconsciously, but she wasn’t afraid. Lazy people like Yuge would never watch the live broadcast.

Yang Aiqi was amused. I did not expect Yan Ran to be so “humorous” and more interested. “Introduce yourself to everyone.”

Yan Ran said calmly: “Yan Ran, dream of having the largest fish pond in the world.”

“You are Yan Ran? Pick the most smooth room number 88168 of the yellow fox platform and call it the anchor who loves fish for lucky cats?” Yang Aiqi pretended not to recognize him, and pulled Yan Ran’s sleeve excitedly, Fearing that he ran away, “It really is a koi possession, it’s all by no means!”

Yan Ran smiled, but it was a pity that the ingredients used in cooking were actually delicious.

The younger sister thought that he had been hacked so badly before. The heat had not yet passed, and she raised the topic again. “What do you think of the hacked thing about the webcasting industry?”

Yan Ran shuddered, and did not expect that the human heart of gossip was so heavy. Some people still asked about this matter, and he smiled and said, “A day is a day.”

Yang Aiqi: “…”

This answer suddenly felt very philosophical, yeah, how else can I look at it, one day at a time.

“It is said that the person who framed you has been jointly prosecuted by multiple people, have you? Ever thought of revenge? Most people can’t help but want revenge.”

Yan Ran spread his hand. “I don’t need it. For me, it’s better to eat fish when I have time.”

Grandpa has taught him since he was a child. Never let the enemy know that you have exposed the sharp claws. The cats are waiting behind the scenes. He would not say that the two pits were guided by him today.

Yang Aiqi was speechless, and said silly child, they wanted to ruin you! Looking at Yan Ran’s 18-year-old appearance, Yang Aiqi suddenly relented. In the final analysis, she was a child who had never seen a sinister heart and did not know how to retaliate. At this moment, she became interested in Yan Ran and wanted to check Yan Ran’s information.

Knowing that Yan Ran did not participate, all the fans who were looking for his lens around: Yes, yes, he only had fish in his heart!

In the future, such things as revenge will be left to us!

Cat Claw Squad! Who will do it!

Ha ha! (Showing an evil smile)

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Yang Aiqi suddenly became mysterious. “There is also a legend that you are in possession of koi, and all of you are offended by all kinds of bad luck. Zhang Feng and Wang Ye are examples. Now the whole food circle knows that offending you will be unlucky. what?”

Yan Ran frowned, “I don’t know.”

Barrage: He only knows fish!

In this life, he has to marry a fish woman!

He is going to marry a fish!

Seeing him feels exciting!

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After this interview, Yan Ran’s claim to be a Koi physique has spread. Yan Ran has searched everyone’s claims about himself and has begun to suspect that the cat was born. He may not be a cat, he is a Koi sperm.

Fan: I want to forward a wave of milk, I wonder if I can have good fortune?

Regardless, turn around and talk!

Many fans reposted Yan Ran’s pictures, as if they were lively, as if some kind of cult scene.

Forward the flourishing beauty of milk face, and bless me for cosmetic success!

Forward the milk and catch the fish picture, and bless me to take the exams!

Just ask for no end of term!

Come to worship me as a cat in Level 6!

Be rich! Please boyfriend!

I beg someone to pay me back for the ants!

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Yan Ranxin said that it is useful for you to turn me for money, but it is really useless to turn me for luck.

Not long after, Yan Ran posted a Weibo: Reposting this koi, good things will happen ~

Picture: Two-meter-long Koi! The whole body of gold is red, and the scales seem to be wrapped in gold.

Fans have blown up: the man and cow who made this koi picture is bad! It’s the same as it really is! Forward Forward!

Yan Ran saw the number of retweets soared to hundreds of thousands in half an hour. He guilty covered his chest with his claws. Yuge really wouldn’t know it, and it would surely knock him if he knew it.

By evening, Yan Ran’s Weibo fans had risen to 3.2 million. It was an miracle that Koi ’s legend has soared so many fans without a match and an interview. It ’s a miracle, but it ruined Yan Ranniu!

Qin’s Group, Huaxia District Headquarters, in the spacious president’s office, there is a large comfortable sofa, and Qin Tongli, wearing a business suit, is lying lazily on the sofa. , But like a normal modern person, holding a mobile phone in his hand and swiping the web.

Right in front of the sofa were four desks, four people who looked exactly the same, and one large table, all of whom dealt with the documents sent by the secretarial department with a serious face, all requiring the signature of the president to be set aside. Jiang Yan took it after seeing it, imitating Qin Yunli’s notes, signing and stamping it. From beginning to end, the chairman of the group did nothing.

The only thing Qin is interested in now is raising cats. Even like a normal demon, he began to watch the lifestyle of humans in this world. He has WeChat, there are no more than five people, one of which is his cat. He also applied for a Weibo account, and the only person following him was his cat.

After reading Weibo of his kitten, Qin Lili quit Weibo and sent a WeChat: Did you raise it?

There was no reply from the other side, Qin Yunli moved his finger: Pretending to be dead?

My cat: I’m sorry, the recipient is not in the service area. He is a fairy.

Qin Yunli laughed suddenly, and whispered in a low voice: “Skin cat!”

The four secretaries who worked hard in front of them were all stiffened by this laughter, shaking uncontrollably, and the four wolf demon stared at each other, all shocked in the brother’s eyes: lying down! The boss laughed! I feel as if I have returned to the time when I was thundered by the robbery, I was so terrified!

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Yan Ran was so scared that she shrank into a fur ball, plunging her body into the quilt, her tail was shrinking beside herself, it was terrible! The fish brother who was lazy into a fish skin even watched Weibo! When he was transformed, he was struck by lightning. The time passed shortly, and he still remembers it now. It feels more terrible than lightning. Brother Yu has been crossed!

Wang Yiming knocked on the door and shouted, “Boss, how do you solve dinner? Are you going to find your cousin?”

Yan Ran crawled out of the bed. She had a crying heart, so she went to brush her face. Is he a silly cat?

“Don’t go! Go on a skewer today!” He’s going to have a big meal and heal his frightened heart!

The two got dressed and entered the elevator. When the elevator stopped at the tenth floor, Wang Yiming moved a little in front of Yan Ran and kept him behind. How can Yan Ran now have more than 3 million fans? People recognize less trouble.

At this time, the elevator door opened and a little fat man came in. It was dark, and he was wearing a pair of sunglasses, covering half a round face, just like a little blind man. Wang Yiming subconsciously looked at him twice more, and suddenly found out, hey? Isn’t this the little fat man with eight swords?

Yan Ran shook her nose, his eyes narrowed, and he smelled fish!

The fat man was stiff, and following the source of danger saw Wang Yiming behind him, a pair of big cat eyes stared straight at him, with little excitement to find the prey. The fat man was so scared that he turned his head and wanted to run, but unfortunately the elevator door was closed at this moment, and the fat man suddenly affixed to the elevator door, facing Yan Ran, shaking with shock.

“Hello, now it’s a society ruled by law.” The little fat man got his legs together and was scared to pee.

“Hey.” Yan Ran smiled happily at the other side, exposing a pair of pointed little teeth, “Hello, really destined”.

The fat man almost gave him a knee when he saw his teeth, mother! Cat demon! Alive Cat Demon! !!

From the tenth floor to the first floor, it was only a few seconds, but Zhang Xiaoba felt as if he had gone through a century. As soon as the elevator door opened, he ran away and his thief ran fast.

Yan Ran looked at his back and swallowed. He said, as for what he didn’t eat, he became a fine fish.

Wang Yiming was confused, “What’s the matter? Do you both know?”

Yan Ran shook his head and said solemnly: “He may know that I want to eat sauce-caught octopus, so he is a bit scared.”

Wang Yiming: “…”

Somehow.

Yan Ran successfully frightened the little octopus sperm that he encountered by accident, healed the feeling of being scared by the big fish, and the tapeworm also came up. “I really want to eat fish and eat octopus.”

Wang Yiming corrected him: “Octopus is not a fish.”

Yan Ran rolled his eyes. In his cognition, all seafood in the water without shells are fish! Shovel has no say!

At this time, the cell phone “ticked”, Yan Ran became completely stiff, and quickly took out a look.

Stewed in a pot: hungry.

Subsequently, Qin Yunli sent an address to the address, meaning that Yan Ran would understand it. He was in the company, and was hungry.

Yan Ran suddenly felt a sense of weakness in the back of his neck, and he couldn’t help it at all QAQ