Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Yan Ran wiped her mouth in guilty conscience, “Is it wrong that they eat? I can eat fish, but I can’t protect them.”

Wang Yiming also laughed and explained with tears and laughter: “The so-called fish ambassador is not to let you eat fish. It is because many human beings now go out of the net to catch fish for the benefit, not even the cubs.” I have heard of it. In the next net, the fish broke off, which severely disrupted the ecological balance. Many humans are now trying to make money. It is said that they have almost no fish in the offshore, in order to prevent the ocean from becoming ” “Ocean Desert”, which established the Ocean Guardian Association, presumably because of your celebrity effect. “

After listening, Yan Ran didn’t feel that way. “They never thought about it. Will there be no fish to eat in the future if they go fishing this way?”

“Who knows, maybe I want to make more money, so future generations don’t need to fish.” Wang Yiming sighed. “You don’t have to think too much about it. All you eat are adult fish, and the dried fish are all farmed by ourselves You ca n’t dry it until you raise it. The small fish and shrimp we caught in the river are thrown back into the water. You are already protecting the fish, really. ”

Yan Ran picked up dried fish again and thought about it. It really happened. He picked up a molar again. “Okay, I accept. This kind of thing is good for future generations. I will do it without giving money. Let Let’s talk to Juan. Juan’s society has rich experience and he can arrange it. You can just look at your home. “

After Yan Ran hung up the phone, he told Qin Yunli, “Brother, someone asked me to be a fish ambassador.”

Qin Yanli raised his lips and looked at the dried fish in Yan Ran’s mouth, and smiled, “Well, yes.”

Yan Ran squinted his eyes and said, “It’s love, fish, ambassador ~”

Qin Yanli raised her eyebrows and understood Yan Ran’s meaning, “If there is an Ambassador for Cats, I can also apply for one.”

Yan Ran happily rushed over, lying on Qin Yunli’s back, “I’ve sealed you as the world’s favorite cat ambassador, is it touched?”

Qin Yunli touched his head, and said gently, “Yes, come down, don’t make trouble.”

Yan Ran sneered at Qin Qili’s ear, didn’t he make a noise? Still a cat? !!

Yan Ran was transformed into a cat shape the next second, holding her neck. Yan Ran’s two claws pulled down, and the skin stopped moving.

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After Wang Yiming arranged things for Yan Ran, he received a new member, a beluga whale. It is said that he has crossed thousands of mountains and rivers just to find his missing brother, the baby beluga that was caught in the aquarium when he was young.

Abbreviations: Big White, Little White.

Wang Yiming and many fairies in the resort were touched by the spirit of Dabai looking for his younger brother. On the same day, Dabai was sent to the aquarium to reunite with his younger brother. They also gave each other a week’s applicable time, and the sign was not published until the second week : Beluga brothers debut! 20% off fare!

Humans like to pursue new things. Everyone is familiar with that little white whale. Every time you come to humans, you must see it. This time there was a bigger brother who was said to be Xiao Bai’s biological brother, which aroused great interest. Seeing the 20% off at the aquarium, everyone who was fine on Saturday and Sunday took their children to see Dabai.

The two beluga whales snuggled up to each other, and they couldn’t pull a long distance when they were swimming. Dabai would also carry the already grown little white “cubs” on his back, which surprised people.

“Willn’t a whale grab the ground?”

“Don’t say it’s a biological brother?”

“My brother has also been away for so long. This little white whale has been here for almost two years. How old is it? Forget it already!”

“It should be feeling the blood relationship, the whale is also very affectionate.”

“Oh! Look over there! What does that tiger shark mean?”

A tourist exclaimed, and everyone looked at the next-door tiger shark hall. A fat-eyed tiger shark with a triad looking up was staring at the newly arrived beluga whale. It looked like a special human fang. Is provocative.

Tiger sharks provoking beluga across glass? !!

The tourists seemed to have discovered the new continent, and they were all curious to watch the development of the situation, and the staff were speechless. What is the situation of Brother Tiger Shark? So many fairies haven’t seen him provoke one, and stare at the beluga brother, is this a grudge?

Dabai rolled over the water and swaggered in front of the tiger shark, and gave the other side a bull to force you to climb over to hit my arrogant back, throw the tiger shark out of the water with his tail, and the water surface smashed.

The Beast Tamer shouted: “Brother, what are you doing ?!”

The implication is not to wave, you want to go to fight after the library is closed, you go out to fight!

Now there are too many fairies here. To prevent accidents, the management department has sent someone to monitor them. Every day, one or two of them are dangling in the aquarium. If this shows the demon to scare human beings, it will be caught in a blink of an eye and locked in a small black room. Wang Yiming is very happy about this, Yan Ran even has to apply for a few more staff in the management department to help … Oh! Come on duty! In this way, they save a security fee. After all, fairies are not humans. They don’t like to listen to humans. A fairy can’t control so many fairies, or the people in the management department have a deterrent.

The boys, who were not tall and innocent, dressed in a middle school obedience to the side of the road, saw the provocative tiger sharks, couldn’t help but swallowed their mouths, and the tiger sharks felt the threatening atmosphere, and immediately sank into it No water, no more.

Wang Yiming transferred Tengu, a cub-like ancient beast, to the aquarium. He could calm these marine creatures with his breath. If he wants to trouble his boss, try it if he is not afraid of death. Of course, Tengu is breathtakingly scary, but it doesn’t have an attacking force. The silver-like wax-headed gun doesn’t need to worry that he really eats the little demon. In this way, he is covered by insurance before the management department finds it.

Therefore, the only provocation of the two is to slap the water, to strengthen themselves.

Soon, there was such a recommendation on the comments on the ocean tube on the Internet: When you come, you must watch tiger sharks and beluga whales. Tiger sharks take water splashes every day, and they want to attract the attention of beluga beauties next door. Unfortunately, beluga They looked at it blankly, unmoved at all.

The love across species is so touching! Although, they are both public!

As a result, there was another fun thing in the aquarium. The two ocean pavilions next to the two exhibition halls became the focus of people to watch.

Wang Yiming received a report. The two provoked each other during the day, and they kept fighting. They went out to fight in the night. They were fighting in the dark and the blood was raining. He also came out to mediate for a while. After knowing, they did n’t have much. Deep hatred is that I have known since childhood and have been playing since childhood. Tiger sharks are a little younger than Dabai. When they practice, they are still playful.

Wang Yiming got it, just like he and Yan Ran didn’t fight all the time, but the only difference was that Yan Ran was a cat with little attack power and didn’t really hit him. The two big brothers were really fierce. .

Wang Yiming, as the chief manager, reminded them with a serious face: “It is dangerous to fight. Don’t get hurt, don’t hit your face, you can do anything else.”

After Wang Yiming said nothing, he left the aggressive staff and the two demon monsters who were eager to try and go back to work, and went back to continue his work. He posted a post on the fairy website: If I have a lot of fish Ocean Polar Center recruits hairy Animals, to expand the zoo, how many people want to practice in the world, and haven’t found a friend who has settled down to sign up?

Within half an hour after the post was posted, it was pinned to the homepage, and the fairies have left a message: our family of seven marmots, you can take a look. (With family portrait)

Baby raccoon, can’t you accept it? I will wash the quilt and be full of skills.

My body is a white donkey, with three pet alpacas, you can take a look at it, the boss is good!

Thousands-year-old ferret, the beauty of Mao Maoshun has a high value, you can give me a glance at it, what?

The Asian elephant, a national-level wild protected animal, wants to find a place to stay.

National level protection animal, Siberian tiger.

A nest of monkeys, can’t you accept them?

The little panda in Xia Qinshan looks sweet.

We are golden monkey brothers. What do you think of the coat color?

Qin Linghu wants to find a place to stay.

The lion, single, handsome mane, wanted to find someone.

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Wang Yiming glanced at it, but he couldn’t be surprised. In this case, the zoo is better than the aquarium. As long as there is a place, the fairy who has to integrate into the human world, but does not have a place to stay, will come. The thought of buying an animal was so expensive, and he had to spend money to find a professional breeder to raise it. Fairies are different, they don’t need to take care of themselves, they can take care of themselves.

Wang Yiming replied on the post: You are all very good, we will build the part of the zoo immediately, we provide three days a day, the best living environment, and a salary of 3,000 yuan a month, if you feel suitable, Just poking my message and I will pick the right one and contact you.

This time, there are a lot of fairies, many types, and you can eat, drink and sell them when you go. Unlike the waiters, and pay, many little fairies are starting to dress themselves, take photos, and find the best hair. To Wang Yiming, there are also beautifully added beauty and filters, and a rabbit 愣 is to make his cute little round face, p into a snake face, startled Wang Yiming.

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Yan Ran took three days off and went back to deal with things at home. First, the certificate of the pollution-free industrial base. He had to participate in the ribbon-cutting, received the certificate under the witness of the media reporter, and then interviewed.

This was a busy day, and Yan Ran went to the provincial capital the next day to accept the “Fish Ambassador” and “Member of the Marine Protectors Association Medal”, which also required the process, taking pictures, and messing things together. Yan Ran was busy for another day.

Wang Yiming was also tired of being a dog. In order to make himself more comfortable, he turned directly into a prototype, lying on the carpet and pretending to be a dogskin blanket.

Yan Ran also turned into a prototype, lying on the sofa, and Mao didn’t want to lick, he didn’t understand, “Why human life is so short, we just want to keep time on the useless process, when can we do it quickly? thing?”

Wang Yiming comforted him: “It has been very good, and now all aspects have been improving. We have met responsible staff. Some processes are also impossible. Humans are not like fairies. They have a pair of magic eyes and can distinguish good from bad. , Can only be reviewed. “

Yan Ran sighed, “I feel sorry for them, but even more for myself.”

Wang Yiming straightened his paw and loosened his bones. “Be content, I haven’t let you prove that you are you, your mother is your mother, your father is your father.”

Yan Ran looked up at the ceiling. “I don’t have a mother and I don’t have a father. This proves that it’s really hard to drive.”

Wang Yiming glanced at him, not tired, but also skin!

Beizi knocked on the door, walked in, and was speechless. Both bosses were distracted, “Can you still stand up?”

Yan Ran buried her head under the pillow and said muffled, “I’m sorry, I can’t.”

Wang Yiming closed his eyes.

Beizi pumped at the corners of her mouth.

A gust of wind drifted outside the door, and a cricket lay on the door and glanced inwardly, and saw Wang Yiming look like this. He rushed in from the door and hit Wang Yiming straight!

The big wolf lying on the ground “snapped” his throat and was furious, “Live! Special shi’s been smashed by you!”

He smirked enthusiastically with two paws holding Wang Yiming’s dog’s head, scratched it, and scratched the hair on the top of Wang Yiming’s head into a weed. “Brother! Go to parkour?”

Wang Yiming blew his hair: “Don’t go! Only bear children have the energy to parkour!”

Stepping on Wang Yiming’s head, jumping regretfully, he jumped onto the sofa and yanked on Yan Ran’s body. Before he asked, he saw Yan Ran’s disgusted eyes in the pillow slit, and jumped wisely to the window. Find another demon to go parkour, this big brother can’t mess with it.

Being so enthusiastic, Wang Yiming got up from the carpet and turned into a human figure sitting on the sofa. He took care of the unseen hair that had been caught and asked Bei Ziyue, “What’s wrong?”

“Just received the call. The national sports team wants to order our pollution-free vegetables. For the price, you can order it.”

Wang Yiming said: “The cost price plus 10% of the profit will do. Using this steamed bun is more profitable than selling vegetables.

“And,” After finishing the trivial matter, Beizi looked at Yan Ran. “While the boss is back, sign these words. Did you give a lot of money for the endorsement fee?”

Wang Yiming immediately came to the spirit, and put the cat-shaped Yan Ran on the sofa across the pillow. “Yeah, yeah, what do you make as an endorsement? Give it up!”

Yan Ran’s unhappy fangs, “Why can an assistant ask the boss for money like this? Do you know who the boss is?”

Wang Yiming secretly rubbed: “I know, that’s why we asked you for money! We also need money to build a zoo. We both promise to earn you back in the future, so that you can earn money every day and sit and count the money You’re tired of cramping your hands. “

Yan Ran held her head with her two claws and said helplessly: “Now the endorsement fee has not been paid, and taxes have to be paid. Juan is operating. If there is no money … just take all the remaining stones. Let’s go, cut it if you are short of money. “

Wang Yiming gave Yan Ranxu a cat’s leg with a dog’s leg. “Thank you for your trust! You will definitely do it for generations to come. You will become the first rich cat in China!”

Yan Ran just wanted to call him with his claws, thinking of the money that these two people had to go with him, Yan Ran wanted to cry, “You two of you are a loser, you’re in trouble!”

Beizi gave Yan Ran the milk with a smile. “Boss, take a break, drink more milk and talk less.”

Yan Ran: “…”

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The news that Yan Ran became the “Ambassador for Fish Love” spread on the Internet that night and still accepted the medal! Si Du Le sprayed: God **** fish ambassador! His fish ambassador is pretty much the same!

Strongly requested to change milk face to fish ambassador! He loves fish! !!

Hahahaha Fish Ambassador, this is no longer possible, I can listen to it as a joke this year.

God of Three Shooters will show you again! Three packs of emoticons.Jpg

Hahahahahahahahaha loves fish. He loves fish. This medal has contracted my joke for one year. Doesn’t the official know that milk face started by catching fish and eating fish?

The fans’ smiles are still kind and they are fun. After all, Yan Ran is the best when they catch fish. Some netizens who defined themselves as “protecting the marine environment and starting from me” are not so friendly: Yan Ran eats fish every day, can he insult the fish ambassador? Who’s crazy about giving his face and giving him a medal?

How much is this medal, I also buy one!

My online shop is now booking the Guardian Medal, free shipping! buy one get one free! Hurry up!

When Yan Ran was eating fish, he was like an executioner. How much fish blood did he have? Fish Ambassador? When will the hangman be an angel, I will be so **** fresh, that’s how you guard the ocean?

I have always felt that eating fish is an anti-humanitarian thing. To open my stomach and scales, the pain is no less than Ling Chi. Catching fish, killing fish, and making fish, Yan Ranke didn’t do much. The Chinese people’s bones spread the goodness and kindness in Yan Ran. I didn’t see it here.

What kindness and kindness? It should be said that it is inferior. Ru Mao drinking blood was not uploaded from the ancestors, and the barbarism in the bones cannot be changed. I have been disappointed with this country. Such people can insult the fish ambassador.

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I have always felt that there is nothing to do. The members of the cat paw squad who have long buttocks and long hair see this, their eyes are bright: they have waited for a long time since Yan Ran became famous, especially the name of the national koi. Since then, no one has come to look for faults, they have no one to tear, and now they finally have work to do!

The members of the Cat’s Claw squad quickly gathered in the group: Brothers! Do them!

The fighting force of the Cat Claw team has always been sturdy, and immediately flew back: a group of people who do not understand the true meaning of this medal, before claiming to be righteous to blame others, please read the true meaning of the guardian again, Yan Ran eating The fish are artificially cultivated, and the natural ecological balance is guarded. At this time, you can go to the sea to fish the net, so that you do not need a guardian in the future. Comes with the true meaning of the guardian expression package.Jpg

Mouth, little mouth, pits, it ’s better than anyone, and it ’s just a mouth. What else can you do? In addition to eating is to scold others, do not look in the mirror to look at yourself, reflect on what you have done, haha ​​~ with the true meaning of the guardian emoji package.jpg

Whoops! Now it has risen to the issue of nationality. There are so many vegetable markets in the country. So many fish sellers. Do you want to find a theory of fish selling by others, you will kill all the fish sellers, and then kill the fish eaters across the country. Fish revenge?

So terrible ~~ I just ate fish at noon today, am I going to confess my death!

how? Still want to treason? Every grain of rice you eat grows on this land. Don’t tell me that your rice is imported. Where did you buy the rice? Your blood was passed on to you by your ancestors!

Hypocritical white lotus root, I just want to know that you have n’t eaten fish since childhood. Your family has never eaten fish. Have you ever crusked it? Even if you do n’t eat fish, do you eat other creatures? Haven’t you ever been stinky since childhood? Have you eaten pork? Have you eaten chicken? Who are they crying for?

Human-raised fish ca n’t be eaten anymore, I understand. Pig farms, cattle farms, sheep farms, donkey farms should be closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, and jumped. All the meat on the market is off the shelf. You ca n’t eat it, and it will rise to humanity when you eat it.

A war of tears and tears for a whole night, even passers-by can not stand it, is it a special sin to eat fish? Is there any conflict between protecting the ocean and eating farmed fish? To be honest, I didn’t understand.

The Ocean Guardian Association also made an official statement: Our guardianship is to safeguard the marine ecological balance, to prevent humans from overfishing for the sake of profit, destroying the ecology, so that future generations have no fish to eat. We want to let everyone know that after the destruction of the ocean, the biological chain is affected and the children and grandchildren will be affected naturally. Farmed fish, and we are not a concept.

Yan Ran, who has slept all night, didn’t know about the online battle until after getting up in the morning. After reading it, he yawned and sent a Weibo: Kittens, aren’t you sleepy? Go back to sleep!

The person who gave ky an expression pack, walk slowly without sending: small miscellaneous shrimp pulls the egg.jpg

Netizens: “…”

Yan Ranyan, still like this … Alternative! However, it’s ruthless!

However, Yan Ran wasn’t finished. Just when the spout was forced by him, Yan Ran posted another Weibo: two fish, one fish ambassador medal.

Side note: The fish is delicious and the medals are beautiful.

I would like to use this Weibo to encourage everyone to eat more fish and eat fish to make up your mind. Cubs of endangered species in protected fish and non-farmed fish should not be eaten, leaving fish for future generations. After all, eating fish fills your brain.

Netizens: Hey!

The previous one was scolding small shrimps, waffling eggs, or rotten rotten eggs. Now it’s just a matter of scolding each other for having no brains, Yan Ran points to Sanghuai’s ability to scold Huai!

The people in the Cat Claws team are greeting Elvis, and they respond nicely: OK ~~ Let ’s go back and make up for it ~~~

The person who scolded Yan Ran was blocked in his throat at one breath, and couldn’t go up and down, holding on to a few words, forcing Yan Ran to eat farmed fish and not being a fish ambassador, like Jumping beam clowns, even passersby can’t stand it.

All the fairy employees of the many fish group were so happy that they asked Zhang Xiaoba to order a meal and wanted to eat shrimp and eggs at noon.

Zhang Xiaoba had to go to the fish farm to catch shrimp, and Wan Yue also went to help.

Wang Yiming watched the prawns in a bamboo basket and they were happy. Yan Ran stayed in the entertainment circle for so long. Others didn’t seem to learn, referring to Sanghuai’s skill.