"Walid" The Supreme Idiot

Narration:-The Sect's Unfortunate Reality

In the serene lands of the Jade Blossom Sect, a once peaceful paradise of refined maidens and unmatched elegance, one walking disaster continued to ruin everything.

His name?

Walid.

The idiot whose luck defied all logic.

Ever since he arrived, the sect had been:

Constantly overrun by treasure-hunters trying to steal his 'fortune aura.'Disciples losing their sanity whenever he randomly unearthed another ancient relic.The sect leader herself questioning if keeping him was a blessing or a curse.

👤 "Mistress, should we… expel him?"

👤 "No. If we do that, another sect will snatch him away. We cannot let our most valuable idiot fall into enemy hands."

👤 "Then should we… imprison him?"

👤 "We tried. He escaped. By accident."

Indeed.

Three days ago, Walid tripped over his own feet… and accidentally found a teleportation array that led him straight into the sect leader's private bath.

That day, the sect nearly collapsed from chaos.

The 'Divine Punishment' Training

Liu Qingyan had given up on logic.

If Walid was immune to discipline, she needed a different approach.

So today's training session had a new theme:

👤 "Today, we will focus on PAIN."

Walid blinked.

"I don't like how that sounds." 😨

👤 "Too bad."

She threw him into a punishment formation designed to break the will of even the most arrogant geniuses.

The moment he landed inside, black chains wrapped around him, and the heavens rumbled ominously.

👤 "This array is meant to strip away luck and leave only raw suffering."

👤 "Let's see how you fare when luck isn't on your side."

Walid gulped.

"System, am I going to die?" 😱

🔊 [SYSTEM: HEHE, LET'S FIND OUT! 😆]

The formation activated.

The ground trembled.

Dark energy coiled around him, whispering ancient curses—

And then—

🌟 DING! 🌟

A heavenly light burst forth.

Golden lotus flowers bloomed.

The black chains shattered into dust.

The 'punishment formation' instantly collapsed.

The sect's most sacred training array had just been blessed into non-existence.

👤 "…"

👤 "…"

👤 "HOW?!" 😡

Walid dusted himself off.

"Uh… oops?" 😅

Liu Qingyan wanted to scream.

👤 "YOU. ARE. IMPOSSIBLE."

"I KNOW! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SUFFERING?!" 😭

The other disciples stared in horror.

👤 "Senior Liu, we might need to accept reality."

👤 "Yes… he's just… beyond logic."

The Birth of the 'Treasure Radar'

Just when the sect thought things couldn't get worse, something even more absurd happened.

Walid, sulking from the failed 'training,' wandered into the sect's sacred forest.

Suddenly—

🌟 DING! 🌟

A golden arrow of light shot from his forehead, pointing towards a random tree.

Confused, he walked towards it.

The moment he touched the bark—

💥 BOOM! 💥

The entire mountain split open, revealing a hidden underground vault filled with divine-grade treasures.

The entire sect froze.

👤 "…"

👤 "…"

👤 "…"

Then came the screaming.

👤 "HE DID IT AGAIN!" 😱

👤 "WE CAN'T EVEN BLINK WITHOUT HIM FINDING SOMETHING INSANE!"

👤 "SENIOR LIU, PLEASE CONTAIN YOUR PET IDIOT!"

Liu Qingyan grabbed her sword.

👤 "WALID, STOP MOVING! NOW!"

"I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!" 😭

🔊 [SYSTEM: CONGRATS, HOST! YOU HAVE UNLOCKED 'TREASURE RADAR' MODE! 🤩]

"I DON'T WANT IT!!" 😭

👤 "HE'S OFFICIALLY A CHEAT CODE!!"

👤 "MISTRESS, WE NEED TO BAN HIM FROM WALKING!"

The sect leader sighed.

👤 "…we should have never let him in."

Epilogue: A Nightmare with No End

That night, Walid sat on a rooftop, staring at the stars.

"Why am I like this…?" 😞

The System cackled.

🔊 [SYSTEM: BECAUSE YOU'RE SPECIAL! 🥰]

"I AM CURSED, NOT SPECIAL!" 😡

🔊 [SYSTEM: SAME THING! 😂]

Meanwhile, Liu Qingyan was in the distance, sharpening her sword.

Her murderous intent was off the charts.

👤 "Tomorrow, I'm throwing him into a volcano."

🔊 [SYSTEM: HE'LL PROBABLY FIND A DRAGON TREASURE INSIDE. 🥳]

Liu Qingyan clenched her fists.

There was no escape from this madness.

[TO BE CONTINUED…]