"Walid" The Supreme Idiot

Narration- The Ultimate Babysitter

The sun barely rose over the Jade Blossom Sect, but Walid was already awake—against his will.

Why? Because Mistress Xue, his new personal executioner, decided that dawn was the perfect time to start his punishment training.

👤 "Get up, failure."

💥 BAM!

A foot slammed into Walid's stomach, sending him rolling off the wooden platform he had been sleeping on. He hit the cold dirt with a groan, clutching his ribs.

"Ouuuuugh… WHY?! 😫"

Mistress Xue stared down at him with the emotion of a rock.

"Did I allow you to speak?"

Walid coughed.

"Uhh… I mean… good morning?" 😅

🔊 [SYSTEM: IDIOT. SHE'S NOT HERE FOR SMALL TALK. SHE'S HERE TO BREAK YOU. GOOD LUCK! 😆]

Walid glared at the sky.

"SHUT UP, SYSTEM!"

Mistress Xue grabbed him by the back of his collar, lifting him like a ragdoll.

"Enough whining. Your first test begins now."

Walid blinked.

"First test?! What do you mean first—"

💨 WHOOSH!

Before he could finish, she tossed him off the mountain.

The Free Fall of a Moron

Walid flailed mid-air, screaming his lungs out as the ground rushed toward him at lightning speed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP! I CAN'T FLY!" 😱

🔊 [SYSTEM: MAYBE IF YOUR INTELLIGENCE WEREN'T AT ZERO, YOU'D FIGURE IT OUT! 🤡]

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, SYSTEM!"

🔊 [SYSTEM: YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST! AHAHAHAHA! 🤣]

Walid braced himself for impact—

💥 BOOOOOOM!

He crashed face-first into the ground, creating a small crater in the sect's courtyard. Dust and debris flew everywhere.

👤 "What the hell was that?!"

👤 "Did something explode?!"

👤 "No… wait… it's just Walid."

👤 "…Oh. Never mind then."

The disciples lost interest instantly and went back to training.

Meanwhile, Walid lay there, his face buried in the dirt, his body twitching in pain.

"…I hate my life."

🔊 [SYSTEM: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 💀]

The Unkillable Fool

Somehow, despite face-planting from a mountain, Walid got up. His robes were torn, his hair was a mess, and his spine was questioning its existence—but he was alive.

Mistress Xue landed gracefully in front of him, not a single wrinkle on her black robes.

"You survived. Barely. Disappointing." 😑

Walid's eye twitched.

"DISAPPOINTING?! YOU JUST THREW ME OFF A MOUNTAIN!"

She didn't blink.

"And?"

"AND?! WHAT KIND OF TRAINING IS THIS?!" 😡

"The kind where the weak either adapt… or die."

Walid froze.

🔊 [SYSTEM: OH, SHE'S NOT PLAYING GAMES! 😳]

Mistress Xue took a step forward, towering over him like a shadow of death.

"You are an unknown creature, a pathetic anomaly. The sect cannot trust you, nor can I."

Her gaze darkened, her spiritual energy suffocating.

"You will prove your worth to me… or I will eliminate you myself."

Walid swallowed hard.

"UHU … so what exactly do I have to do?" 😅

Mistress Xue smirked—a rare expression that made Walid very uncomfortable.

"Survive."

Walid paled.

Mission: Survive the Night

That night, Walid stood in the middle of the sect's forbidden forest, completely alone.

Surrounding him were glowing red eyes, rustling leaves, and the sounds of hungry beasts.

🔊 [SYSTEM: WELCOME TO HELL, LOSER! 🔥]

"YOU DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU?!"

🔊 [SYSTEM: I SWEAR ON MY NONEXISTENT SOUL, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! BUT I'M LOVING IT! 🤣]

Suddenly—

💨 GROOOOOWL!

A massive spirit wolf emerged from the trees, its fur black as night, its fangs dripping with venom.

👤 "That thing is HUGE!"

🔊 [SYSTEM: NO DUH! GOOD LUCK, FOOL! 👋]

The wolf lunged—

Walid dodged—

💥 BAM!

"OH COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK!" 😫

Another beast appeared. And another. And another.

Within seconds, Walid was surrounded by ten deadly creatures.

His legs shook. His mind screamed.

🔊 [SYSTEM: TIME TO PROVE IF YOU'RE WORTH KEEPING ALIVE! HAVE FUN, TRASH HOST! 🎭]

"I'M GONNA DIEEEE!"

[TO BE CONTINUED…]