Chapter 6: The Loli Police Flower
Everyone turned toward the source of the voice.
The moment Huang Yu heard it, he felt an eerie sense of familiarity—so much so that his entire body tensed up instinctively.
His fight-or-flight reflex kicked in as chills ran down his spine.
Then, the office doors swung open, and several uniformed officers strode inside.
Leading them was a petite figure clad in a police uniform.
Her delicate features and slightly puffed cheeks gave off zero sense of an imposing law enforcer. Instead, she looked adorably soft and sweet.
However, despite her petite build, her front was anything but.
With every step she took, her considerable assets threatened to break free from the uniform, her shirt stretched to its limit, with only a few buttons barely holding the line.
If one were to sum up her appearance in a single phrase—
She was the ultimate "baby-faced, big-breasted" police flower.
And of course—
The moment Xiao Zhan laid eyes on her, his gaze immediately heated up.
His eyes shamelessly roamed over her impressive figure, and as soon as he noticed those, he couldn't help but gulp audibly.
But Huang Yu?
He was scared shitless.
The second he recognized the girl, his body instinctively took a half-step backward.
He knew better than to be fooled by that adorable face.
This "baby-faced bombshell cop" was named Han Yuyao.
The Han family and the Huang family were old family friends, and he and Han Yuyao had practically grown up together, from kindergarten through high school.
Han Yuyao was an absolute academic genius.
Meanwhile, the original Huang Yu was a hopeless academic failure.
In the novel's original setting, the Han family was a thousand-year-old martial arts clan.
As their most talented heir, Han Yuyao had already reached the pinnacle of ancient martial arts mastery.
She was absurdly strong.
In fact—
She had been beating his ass since childhood.
Originally, it was because he bullied his female classmates.
But later—
If he forgot to do homework—he got beaten.
If he smoked with his delinquent friends—he got beaten.
If he didn't wait for her after school—he got beaten.
And in college?
She forcibly submitted his application to the police academy, giving him zero chance to change it.
That was when Huang Yu finally had enough.
He begged his family to let him study abroad, claiming he wanted to "expand his knowledge and grow stronger."
And that was how he finally escaped from this little demon.
After graduating, Han Yuyao had joined the police force.
It was said that no suspect under her watch had ever left the interrogation room in one piece.
Her methods were infamous for being brutally efficient.
As a result, she had quickly risen through the ranks, becoming the captain of the Criminal Investigation Division within just a few years.
And now—
Standing face-to-face with his childhood nightmare, Huang Yu felt a chill crawl up his spine.
Other people might be fooled by her cute, innocent appearance.
But he knew better.
This "baby-faced, busty police flower" was a goddamn war machine.
If she had continued her ancient martial arts training over the past few years—
Huang Yu was fucking doomed.
—
"Huang Yu!"
"You tried to hire a hitman just because a woman wouldn't give you the time of day?!"
"You've really disappointed Uncle and Auntie!"
Han Yuyao stormed up to him, her big, clear eyes glaring daggers as she pointed accusingly at Liu Ruyan in his arms.
Her face was full of disappointment.
"You—!"
"Shut up!"
Liu Ruyan, who had just opened her mouth, was immediately cut off by Han Yuyao's sharp command.
For some reason, seeing Huang Yu scared stiff by this suddenly appearing woman, Liu Ruyan felt a strange sense of crisis.
But before she could even process that thought, Han Yuyao had already moved in to take full control of the situation.
"That's right!"
"Huang Yu, you're nothing but a spoiled rich brat who abuses his family's power!"
"You better cooperate with this officer, or else I won't be so polite!"
Before Huang Yu could even explain himself, Xiao Zhan strode forward with a crooked smirk.
Trying to steal the spotlight again.
"Motherfu—"
Huang Yu was just about to say something, but then he suddenly remembered an important detail.
If he was remembering the original novel's plot correctly…
Today, he was supposed to get rejected by Liu Ruyan.
In his rage, he would attempt to force himself on her.
Xiao Zhan would heroically barge in, beat him half to death, and break his legs.
Liu Ruyan would fall for Xiao Zhan, grateful to her "savior."
And as if that wasn't bad enough, his family would be implicated in a major criminal case.
And guess who was in charge of arresting him?
Fucking Han Yuyao.
Not only that—
As per the War God Novel Laws—
Every harem needed a "strong policewoman" archetype.
And guess who that policewoman was?
Han Yuyao.
Later in the story—
Huang Yu and Han Yuyao would become mortal enemies due to Xiao Zhan's manipulations.
Then, when Xiao Zhan finally destroyed the Huang family, Han Yuyao would actually step in to help Huang Yu escape.
But by then—
She had already lost all hope in him.
That was the last time they ever saw each other.
After Huang Yu's death, Han Yuyao—misguided and manipulated—ended up falling into Xiao Zhan's harem.
But that was a problem for the future.
Right now—
Huang Yu needed to keep his legs intact.
At this moment, staying at the police station was way safer than staying here.
So without hesitation—
Huang Yu immediately held out his wrists.
"I'll cooperate. Arrest me."
His brave sacrifice left Han Yuyao momentarily stunned.
She had prepared an entire long-ass lecture—
But what the hell was this reaction?!
Seeing that he was finally about to escape from Xiao Zhan and Liu Ruyan, Huang Yu felt a wave of relief.
Looking at Han Yuyao's now even more stunning features, he couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
[Damn… Yuyao got even prettier over the years. And… did her chest get bigger again? What the hell is she eating…?]
[Her temper is still horrible, though. Always beating people up. But that loli voice of hers is dangerously cute… it makes you want to commit crimes just to hear it.]
"HUANG YU, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
Unlike Liu Ruyan—
Han Yuyao had literally grown up with him.
She knew his voice like the back of her hand.
The instant she heard his thoughts—
She recognized it immediately.
"You—!"
"Say that again, I dare you!"
"Uh… what? I didn't say anything?"
Suddenly getting yelled at for no reason, Huang Yu stiffened.
Seeing Han Yuyao's fiery glare, he suddenly had a bad feeling.
…Would going to jail really help him avoid getting his legs broken?
For the first time, he wasn't so sure anymore.